#everyone loves him

[lost-technology]

How you know that Trigun has ruined you forever...

I found this thing on my Facebook feed - some Amazon advertising for their video-game derived show, probably on my algorhytm because I've been chattering about it. Yes, I'm a Fallout player. Yes, I've enjoyed the show. But... I had... a REACTION to this. Even with Maximus in the power armor behind there bombing the picture, my instinct was "Two people on a couch in the middle of a desert wasteland" and just... just... JUST...!!!! Yeah, I cannot think of couches anymore without thinking about Vash and Wolfwood on a couch. Dammit!

#my idea that in future seasons before they finale it... #that the ghoul is probably going to die doesn't help #not until they milk everything out of this show because the ghoul is probably the most liked character #everyone loves him #but god just... people on a wasteland couch... #the couch #trigun #trigun maximum #how one fandom ruins another #fallout

[emo-batboy]

Somewhere out there in the DC multiverse, there’s a world where Battinson’s parents didn’t die, and he became the Lance Stroll of Formula One racing. Wayne Enterprises has an F1 team, Thomas brought Bruce to races when he was young, they indulged his love of cars until he was winning kart races at 8. He BEGGED to help design the race cars, ended up making a great car, and now Wayne has turned from a midfield team to nearly top three.

You’d think everyone hates Bruce because he’s a nepo baby, but he’s just so nice and smiley (like Lance lol) that everyone loves him anyway. His dad is the team’s chairman and pretty hands-on just like Lawrence Stroll. Fans call Bruce the F1 Princess as a joke since he’s already the Prince of Gotham, but then it sticks, and now everyone makes edits of him with tiaras on every time he makes it to the podium. He doesn’t get it, but he’s not going to complain either. His fans are just silly. (He blushes so much when anyone calls him princess to his face, though. Fight me.)

Bruce still insists on everything being black because it’s his favorite color. It was already mostly black before he joined, but now it’s even blacker. His suit is all black. The car is all black. The helmet is all black. He loves it. He looks just like the dark, regal old money rich boy you’d imagine until he’s smiling and talking about racing. (Imagine a meme with two cars next to each other, one being WE’s. It says: “Bruce’s Car v. Bruce’s Personality.” The other one is covered in glitter obv.) One time, a little girl gives him a tiara that she painted black herself and asks him to wear it if he wins. (He does win. He puts it on at the podium. He’s embarrassed the entire time. The champagne rubs some of the black away. It’s a treasured memory and sits right on top in his trophy case.)

His fellow drivers call him Brucie to tease him. He’s a bit awkward during interviews, but that just makes him endearing. He’s also tall for an F1 driver (nepo baby core) so there’s always jokes about him towering over everyone. One time, he came second to Lewis Hamilton, but you could still see he was visibly standing taller on the podium, and people would not stop making jokes about it. (It was mostly his hair, but you know how Twitter is.) Speaking of hair, it will NOT stay flat. He looks insane every time he takes his helmet off. He could be sweating for hours in there but when he takes the thing off, he looks like he’s through in a tornado. (Again, memes.) He knows so much about car mechanics, even for a driver, and will regularly start talking to other drivers or the press about the tiniest of parts in the engine or break system, unaware that everyone is completely lost. (Also memes about that.)

When he’s 23, he suffers a pretty bad crash. It knocks him out for about twenty seconds, and his mom and dad are ready to pull him completely from the sport, but he refuses to stop, and despite missing a few races to recover—his dad’s still a doctor—he ends up winning the next race and gets to stay.

During his F1 career, it’s pretty much guaranteed that he’ll get fastest laps, but he only gets podium like 40–50% of the time. There’s always drama that apparently Wayne Enterprises is trying to become top three, but they insist that they’re not as competitive. They will always have respect for every team, and it shows. They never join in on protests. They always wish the other teams luck, and they genuinely congratulate the winners. Bruce is always the first to hug the winner :)

Before Bruce joined, the Wayne team was always a midfield team, and they were perfectly comfortable with it. WE had good-looking cars, they designed good-looking cars, and they sold good-looking cars, and F1 was just a way of promoting that. Thomas loved watching the races, and he was happy to see them get podium a few times per season, and that was it.

Until Bruce became their lead driver, and he wanted to really earn his seat, and he wanted to get podium, and he wanted to design a faster car, and he wanted to win, and Thomas Wayne couldn’t say no to his son, and suddenly Wayne Enterprises was inching closer and closer to the front of the grid. Now, they’re still not The Best, but they’re a team that future drivers look up to.

During a season of DTS, Bruce is 27. Netflix films the Wayne episode when there’s a fatal crash in F2, and Bruce was nearby when it happened. He ends up crying on camera for ten minutes. They had to cut almost all of it, but we get the most gut-wrenching confessional about how after he heard the news, in that moment, he didn’t want to be an F1 driver. He admits that if he hadn’t become a driver, he was going to become a doctor like his father, and he wonders if he could have saved the driver’s life if he did that instead. “What am I really doing if I can’t help others? I could have been anything…Maybe being a driver was selfish. Maybe I don’t belong on the track anymore.”

He’s visibly distraught during the moment of silence on the day of the race, but Bruce decided to continue because he wants to make the fans and spectators happy. (That’s his job, anyway. That’s what he does.) Despite getting pole position the previous day, he doesn’t get fastest lap or make it to the podium, but he still gets fourth. He has a long talk with his father away from cameras and calls his mom. The future’s uncertain for a few days until Bruce comes back to training. To finish the episode, he says he’s going to continue driving, even if he might need a bit of time to get his confidence back, and he pledges to one day make the safest F1 car ever seen. Even if it’s part of the risk of being a driver, he doesn’t want to see any more drivers losing their lives to the sport they love.

When he’s around 35 or 40, he retires from Formula One so he can inherit Wayne Enterprises, and he takes his father’s place as chairman of the team. Since he has the time now, he holds up on his promise to make an even safer car—the designs inspiring safer car designs for other teams as well—and they pick out two incredible drivers who end up finally (FINALLY) moving Wayne Enterprises into one of the top three teams. They win the world championship twice in a row before falling back a bit and only winning it every couple of years, but they’re nonetheless fierce competitors. Bruce still has a ton of kids, some of which like F1 just like he does, but he is the only Wayne to become a Formula One driver.

I just think Battinson would love driving for F1 :)

#can you tell I’m watching DTS rn lol #for context: Lance Stroll is the son of a billionaire who owns a team and he races for them #but he’s also super sweet and people call him a princess sometimes cuz he’s so sunny and nice #everyone loves him #and this doesn’t even mention the shipping #good lord he’d get shipped with everyone #is there a Battinson F1 racer au PLEASE #battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #the batman #batman 2022 #dc universe #dc #Thomas and Martha survive AU #formula one #formula racing #formula 1 #lance stroll #lawrence stroll #soft bruce wayne #babygirl bruce wayne #gotham #thomas wayne #martha wayne

[idontevenremember5minutesago]

I love that Netflix One Piece can basically be boiled down to,

“ What if we made the fact that everyone is in love with Luffy a little less subtle?”

#one piece #everyone loves him #but they much worse at hiding it than their anime and manga counterparts #monkey d. luffy #opla #opla luffy #one piece live action #netflix one piece #zolu #sanlu

[dizzyduck44]

Lando is setting up his own little soap opera here isn’t he?

He says he’s best friends with Carlos

But Max says he’s best friends with Lando

Now Daniel, Max’s other best friend, seems to be claiming Lando as his partner in crime

Oscar is like, but he’s MY teammate

Meanwhile Lewis is like anyone hurts him, l’ll be having words

Fernando is sat there thinking, ah my little chaos prodigy, you make me proud

#lando norris #thelandonorrisshow #everyone loves him

[cavinginhisfvce]

Hopper, casually ruffling Billy's hair: You did good kid! I'm proud of you.

Billy, bewildered: The hell did you just do to me?

Hopper, lowering his hand: I just tousled your hair. Ain't nobody ever done that to you before?

Billy, grabbing Hopper's wrist: Keep. Going.

#billy antis dni #billy hargrove #hopper is billys new dad #hopper adopts billy after this and beats neil hargrove to fucking dust #billy hargrove deserved better #billy hargrove protection squad #billy is hoppers son #they are father and son #billy and hopper #father-son duo #incorrect billy hargrove quotes #touch starved billy hargrove #hopper and steve vow to hug billy whenever they see him #joyce does too #like all the time #the rest of the party catches on and soon at any given time someone is affectionately touching billy #everyone loves him #ive decided #harringrove

[fossilfan39]

Rip jet you would have loved being mai and zuko’s third. Never forget what they took from us….

#YES I’m still playing around with zuko’s design .im unsatisfied #maiko #jetko #and a secret third pairing for which there is no name #I know mai would’ve loved jet #everyone loves him #zukos non binary tea is that hes yuri with mai & yaoi with jet #Mai atla #jet atla #zuko #fabi art #atla #avatar the last airbender

[thesoupson]

The best post you will see today:

The reply section is the greatest thing ever 😆

#konosuke takeshita #he got a car #the whole roster replies #everyone loves him #aew #all elite wrestling #ddt #ddtpro #wrestling #cinnabae

[thisplainsimplefeeling]

I miss Data I want to rewatch TNG so baaaad

#star trek #st tng #star trek tng #data #star trek next gen #I miss him SO MUCH #everything about him is just adorablesdufcashdcfusjdhc #star trek fandom #Who doesn’t tho #Everyone loves him

[sametrapeni]

Ohhh mister Trapani ohhhh 💦

#mafia definitive edition #mafia trilogy #mafiameme #sam trapani #paulie lombardo #mafia ralph #vincenzo ricci #sam trapani x paulie lombardo #salie #sam trapani x ralph #sam trapani x vincenzo ricci #basically sam x everyone #everyone loves him #ooh mister darcy meme

[forevermore-quoth-the-kitten]

Random Obey Me Headcannons I Have, But They’re Out of Context

Levi is banned from all karaoke and singing anything throughout the devildom.

Mammon is banned from a lot of Devildom gameshows.

If you want to check if your jewelry is real or how much it’s worth, you go to Mammon.

Lucifer was an alchoholic.

Belphie has two very different reputations throughout the devildom, one as The Lord of Dreams, the other as The Master of Nightmares. On one hand he’s as harmless as a demon lord can get, on the other hand he’s more terrifying than Lucifer.

Beel is head of the royal guard and is a beast during training, but no one is scared of him.

Levi acts very different than his usual self and is more like Lucifer, but only when he’s in uniform/working/on a ship.

Levi is the best strategist among the brothers, even better than Satan or Lucifer.

Very few know about mammon’s job and even fewer know what it entails, but him and his team are some of the most important in the devildom.

Asmo and some of his close companions and followers basically work for/with Satan.

Mammon is the singular reason the brothers didn’t completely break and fall apart after the war ended and they fell.

Mammon often gets pulled into a sectretary-like job by the royal treasurer.

No one is actually sure what Lucifer’s sexual orientation is, but its a running joke for people to wish him a happy pride.

Everyone is the devildom knows that if you’re in trouble at pride, you find Beel or Diavolo first, any of the other brothers or staff second.

Mammon has ADHD, Lucifer and Satan both have ADHD-i (previously known as ADD), they were born/created with these. (Both Michael and Raphael have autism). None of them are diagnosed. (Thanks to grannys-things, I learned new lore about ADHD vs ADD and was able to change this to be more accurate!)

Asmo is OCD, Levi has Social Anxiety and Panic Attacks, Belphie has Major Depression, and Beel has an eating disorder, they developed these after the war and have varying levels of control over the conditions.

Barbatos has Musophobia, it was something he developed after seeing something in the human realm’s future that was unavoidable.

Asmo and Levi go to the Devildom Comicon every year together in full cosplay, a different one for each day.

All Demons have Polyamorous Tendencies, and as royalty Diavolo is sort of expected to have a harem, but he doesn’t care for one. In contrast, Solomon used to have one when he was a young wise king and joking calls his pact demons his harem sometimes.

Belphie has a lot of knowledge about human myths and legends, only Satan ever hears about that though.

Beel has anger issues outside of his hangry fits, he only got them after Lilith died and Satan helped him get them under control.

Barbatos uses his powers sometimes for his own vacations while he’s still working, taking a few months to a decade in the human world for himself.

He and Simeon are quite close and it’s why Simeon was chosen for the exchange program, he’s Simeon’s main informant and proof reader for his series.

Satan has the nickname ‘TanTan’ and only one person has ever called him that and remains the only person allowed to use that name.

There’s more, but that’s it for now! It’s pretty Brother centered, but i’ll do another one with more with other characters! and if you want explainations or have ideas about certain headcannons, drop me an ask or leave a comment and I'll give it context. (All explained headcannons will be linked back to the masterlist, fyi.)

#obey me shall we date #obey me luficer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me simeon #obey me headcanons #i have no explaination for this #other than i thought it was fun #also #you cant tell me that these brothers dont participate in pride every year! #asmo would start it and then boom! all of them! #imma call it now #beel is the only one who's actually straight #but that sweet himbo is such an ally #everyone loves him #its why hes never been banned from a resturant before! #a guess that's another headcannon #oh well #headcannon hidden in tags! #if you've reached this far congrats! #you win a prize! #the prize is knowing that Lucifer is somewhere between bi and pan #but he'll usually say bi

[alexturntable]

I didn’t realize there were that many songs about Charles he really is the people’s princess

#everyone loves him #charles leclerc #formula 1 #f1 #mypost

[hamilgodd]

Everybody is a Lewis Hamilton fan

Even if the don’t want to admit it

#lewis hamilton #formula 1 #formula uno #lh44 #sir lewis hamilton #everyone loves him #he is the goat

[lucrezianoin]

so is despy like the most courted wrestler or what

#hiromu takahashi #el desperado #everyone loves him #master wato

[iloveyoutyyy]

What is that Pinterest pic you can’t stop thinking about at 7am

We don’t candy or a new game console we all this in all lives

#pinterest #Oda man #I need this now #Everyone loves him

[so-many-sainz]

sebastian is SO loved, I can't even explain what it does to me everytime he comes around and everyone goes omg 🥰 seb 🥰 hi, how's life? 🥰 ofc I'm showing up for your little houses for bees thing 🥰 we love and miss you buddy🥰 you inspire us to be better 🥰.

#he always goes around a chats with everyone #aston martin and red bull mechanics #ferrari's pr crew #EVERYONE LOVES HIM #f1 #sebastian vettel

[realitytvsb]

Where my BenXTheWholeTribe fic??

#survivor #survivor 46 #survivor 46 ben #everyone loves him #I love him #you love him #Jeff loves him #we all love Ben