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#everyone say FUCK YOU DISNEY
moldyselene · 2 years
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The fact that Darius and Hunter reunion happened offscreen is my villain origin
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jacarandaaaas · 3 months
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breaking my silence. Those faceapp edited “mirabel with long hair” images look so much worse than her actual hair and most of the time it looks like a random clump growing out the side of her head.
You will never convince me that THIS looks better
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Than this
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thecotton-candy-queen · 2 months
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Dreamlight Valley doodles, just take em
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hella1975 · 7 months
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their relationship means everything to me
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dreadintrusion · 7 months
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If they make a Halo reboot I will actually go nuclear
EDIT: just rumours! So we can breathe easy
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laas-yahnir · 1 year
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...... so the end credits have me weeping
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bumpscosity · 1 month
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i keep thinking abt The California Themed Theme Park To Be Located In The Already California Themed California. i want that on my gravestone
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iholli · 1 year
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I'm So Normal about TOH ending
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rxttenfish · 1 year
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....... please tell me it is like, common knowledge for people that feeding animals gets them killed. like i don’t mean human food makes them sick or makes them more likely to end up in risky situations that will get them killed. i mean, if an animal has been habituated to humans (by being fed by them), then the only effective way to then deal with that animal is to kill it. animals that start to expect food from humans will absolutely hurt said humans to obtain food, regardless if theyre the same person that has been feeding them or not, OR that kind of human-animal interaction has a huge risk of passing zoonotic diseases onto humans and the only way to deal with that risk is to kill the animal (which, in the case of rabies-vector animals, is the ONLY way you can test that animal for rabies). relocation and hazing problem animals are unreliable and often fail, and the only reasonable course of action is, again, putting that animal down.
when people say don’t feed the fucking animals, we mean that if you do, then you are responsible for that animal’s death.
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buckys-metal-arm · 5 months
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Sylvie looks fine as HELL in this episode my GOD
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crowthered · 11 months
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[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[INAUDIBLE]
yeah I know what are they SAYING
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astro-b-o-y-d · 9 months
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I think I'm doing myself a service by inserting a running gag into Triangulum that canonically allows everyone to swear and be gay
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jackklinemybeloved · 1 year
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if u were to make a character for neverafter what fairy tale would u base it off of????
Oooo this is such a good question. I’m not super familiar with the original source material of a lot of fairy tales and I wasn’t super into the genre as a kid, so I don’t know a ton of characters that I would be really drawn to.
The first thing I thought of when I read this question was the velveteen rabbit? Which I know isn’t a fairy tale, but it was the first children’s story I read as a kid and remember going “oh this is pretty messed up and horrifying and sad.” And I think there’s horror potential in the kind of body horror of being an inanimate object that was worn down and nearly burned alive, and then coming alive. And while it has horror potential, that story and that character have a lot of heart, and I think that would make for an interesting character dynamic. Plus fucked up little guys with hearts of gold are one of my go tos when picking my fav d20 characters
Either that or Robin Hood because eat the rich.
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halfricanloveyou · 1 year
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marvel movies are always: here’s a white dude superhero that’s literally just a male power fantasy. he’s super strong and he’s wearing a very boring spandex suit to show off his muscles. it’s all cgi btw. he has a best friend who is funny but also not as hot or strong as he is and said friend is always telling him how cool and strong and amazing he is. because he’s already perfect he will have no character development but he is allowed to get stronger.
okay now here’s his love interest. get this: she’s hot and under 120 lbs and she’s white or light skinned and has long straight hair and she wears make up (but not TOO much make up) and dresses but TRUST US, she’s not like the other girls. her main character trait is that she is easy to kidnap and needs to be rescued a lot. she will not have any back story or character development because she is hot and pretty so she doesn’t need it. all of her scenes will be cgi btw. she won’t be in any fight scenes but we’re gonna cgi everything anyways.
last but not least here’s the bad guy. something traumatic happened to his wife or daughter or whatever and that made him evil somehow. we’ll introduce some random side character to explain that. it’s gonna be a 3 sentence scene and then the bad guy will kill him because he is bad. he wants to kill everyone because he’s soooo evil and he kidnaps the love interest and scares her a lot but ultimately doesn’t actually harm her. his entire body is cgi btw.
okay so get this. the bad guy and the hero fight and a car gets thrown multiple times and explodes. then there’s lots of hand to hand combat scenes. sometimes people go flying. it’s all cgi btw. sometimes we will have stunt doubles for the hand to hand combat scenes but it’s still gonna be completely cgi.
for the plot the hero gets beat up by the bad guy but then he gets stronger and at the end he beats the bad guy up. hot girl is so impressed she falls in love with him instantly and then he says some one liner and she responds with a second one liner and then they kiss (no tongue for 20 seconds). then everyone else claps and the president comes down and is like “wow you’re so powerful and strong and you beat up the bad guy. do you want to be a soldier cop and join this hero club we started so we can make a second movie?” and then the hero says yes and delivers a witty one liner. btw the entire scene is cgi including the president. all of the outfits are also cgi to make them look like they got a little dirty and damaged after the fight.
the credits will roll and then after the end of them we will add in a scene where there is a new bad guy and the old bad guy is actually still alive. and then another strong cool hero guy will be there to set up the sequel. it’s all cgi btw including the second guy. we actually just took a clip from a different movie and put it in but we used cgi so it looked different.
it’s literally the exact same thing every single fucking time. the only thing they change is the actors. even the fucking fight scenes are boring and the exact same for every fucking movie. they aren’t interesting or funny or cool and i’m saying that as someone who LOVES watching fight scenes and action and gratuitous violence. everyone eats that shit up because disney made it so they don’t care if it’s good or not and then they advertise it so obsessively you are literally forced to constantly hear about it whether you want to or not. at a fucking JOB INTERVIEW one of the questions was “what marvel superhero would you like to be and why?” and if you say “idk cause those movies suck shit” you’re seen as not a team player, someone who doesn’t know how to have fun or participate in fun things.
fuck disney and fuck marvel and fuck corporate america. fuck trends and fuck societal expectation to participate in them or face ridicule and judgement that has real life consequences.
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henryhas2moms · 2 years
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sometimes i think about the fact the regina had an intrusive thought that upset her so badly she tried to commit a partial suicide and i want to drive a forklift through a wall
#and emma and snow ENCOURAGED her to do that???? where the fuck was archie????#if you don’t know what i’m talking about— i’m talking about 5x22 only you where she says her first instinct when she saw hook was alive when#robin was dead was to rip hooks throat out#like babyyyyyyyyyy :’’( that doesn’t mean you are ontologically evil that means you are a human person who experiences emotions including#grief and anger and also intrusive thoughts#also i can tell you— everyone watching the show who liked regina even a little bit had the same reaction lol#i did not care about robin but they were MAKING OUT OVER HIS OPEN GRAVE??? DISrespectful!!!#sigh#and further clarification— then she split herself in two and crushes the heart of her her other half#with emma and snow cheering 😵‍💫🙃🫠🫠#i guess emma made amends by being on regina suicide watch for the next season… and snow made peace with the eq…#*​kendall roy chanting & banging on windows* Family! Therapy! Family! Therapy!#suicide tw#suicidality tw#these are tags i use#sorry for posting this 😬 it’s just in my brain like a popcorn kernel#sorry i don’t mean to be like ‘10 edgy disney theories (dark!)’ this is just. this is just. 😑 i don’t know. i’m in the business of misery#and like i know the intrusive thought wasn’t the only factor there’s a lot going on in regina’s poor little head but it sure didn’t help!#will prob delete later??#actually it’s probably not that bad as far as posts go i’m just rly upset about it
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daincrediblegg · 2 years
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in an act of desperation for more star wars content I have regretfully decided to watch the sequel trilogy again (with the exemption of ROS for my own sanity)
#yes I will be filtering out the bad bits with my OWN edits in my head which frankly make more sense and disney should have hired me to do#and all the shit that s&p no doubt had a hand in fucking up royally to the detriment of storytelling#everyone is going to kill me for saying also that the only solid through-line is ben solo's whole shit- and rey's also up until ROS#for the record this really is my only option I have watched all of clone wars I have watched all of rebels (kanan x hera FTW)#I have literally nothing except perhaps to watch The Mandolorian and TBOBF again and I won't let it come to that until season 3 of Mando#is about to drop#also controversial but Rogue One is kinda meh. It walked so Kenobi could force-jump kick-flip through the air over it.#I respect it for that service but nothing more#also I was firmly in the 'rey is a kenobi or perhaps a jinn' camp back when TFA came out and I still am but also liked that TLJ made her#a nobody so I'm conflicted#WAS convinced the guy Poe was talking to on Jakuu was related to Rey and now with the new info in Kenobi I can become more convinced he was#obi wan's brother but hey... hindsight is a bitch of a thing ain't it JJ Abrams? you fucking CUCK#anyway enough speecy spicy hot star wars takes and on with the show#oh yeah and S&P totally made rose tico happen bc Poe was supposed to be the feature alongside finn in that entire storyline#bc s&p is homophobic (no shade to the actress tho she's cool it's just a raw deal). you can't change my mind I know I'm right
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