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emperorsfoot · 2 years

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Were there better ways I could have spent my time? Yes.

Was I going to spend my time in better ways? No.

Evil-Lyn and Skeletor are both heterosexual. They are. Their relationship is perfectly conventional and appropriate. Nothing homosexual about them in any way. Why would you think otherwise?

#motu #masters of the universe #skeletor #evil-lyn #ao3 #renkonnairu #hordak #sorceress of grayskull #skeletor/evil lyn #evil-lyn/skeletor #skellyn #skelyn

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gurumog · 6 months

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Masters of the Universe (1987) The Cannon Group, Inc. Dir. Gary Goddard

Frank Langella as Skeletor Meg Foster as Evil-Lyn

#masters of the universe #skeletor #frank langella #evil-lyn #meg foster #motu #1980s fantasy #1980s science fiction

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badguysgalore · 3 months

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Here's the next poll. Which Hordak had the coolest voice? Both Keston John and Keith David did an amazing job bringing their version of Hordak to life, but which one had the voice you love hearing more?

For Context:

Keith David's Hordak

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Keston John's Hordak

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#she ra and the princesses of power #masters of the universe: revolution #motu revolution #spop #hordak #he man #she ra #adora #prince adam #skeletor #catra #evil lyn #man at arms #bow #glimmer #orko #keith david #keston john #Youtube

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eileen-crys · 2 months

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NEW ART I posted on Cara!

Cara is a social media REALLY made by artists for artists (and everyone who genuinely loves human made art!) AI is firbidden here. It has WebGlaze implemented in it, totally free! And I'm quite sure they'll also implement Nightshade when possible 🥰

A few days ago I've drawn Evil-Lyn from Masters of the Universe: Revolution. I've just finished watching this last season on Netflix, she keeps being my ultimate favourite character and I am obsessed with her design in this last series. I wanted to draw her and I hope you'll like it! 💜💕💖💜💖💕

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swervesfirstblaster · 1 year

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#motu #masters of the universe #he man #teela #skeletor #evil-lyn #no toys rivalry on barbies day #barbie #beast man #man at arms #he man and the masters of the universe

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paperheartsbleedink · 3 months

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Skeletor, Evil-lyn, and Merman commission by Lee Gatlin (2024)

#skeletor #evil lyn #mer man #lee gatlin #fan art #motu #commission #masters of the universe

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geeklywhimsical · 3 months

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Who’s your favorite Master of the Tea-iverse so far? 🫖

#digital art #art #fanart #fanart friday #he man #skeletor #teela #evil lyn #masters of the universe #motu #motu fanart #illustration

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taonpest · 3 months

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Saw this meme on Twitter and thought about them

#motu #skeletor #evil lyn #my art #shitpost #my dearest bisasters

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gameraboy2 · 1 year

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He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (1983), "Greatest Show on Eternia"

#my gif #He-Man and the Masters of the Universe #skeletor #evil lyn #Greatest Show on Eternia #gif #gifs #animation #cartoons #vintage #television #vintage television

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armoredsuperheavy · 8 months

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MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: An Insufferably Queer Film Review

I rewatched MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (1987) for the first time since it came out last night and WOW I have some thots about this thing. We enjoyed roasting the living shit out of it but there's a few gold nuggets in there despite the brutal budget cuts that impacted the plot and what not.

Contains plenty of spoilers.

God bless Wardrobe

OK so … the film doesn't bother to set up any real motivations for the characters, and He-Man (an incredible looking Dolph Lundgren rrrowrrrr) has almost no dialogue which is such a fucking waste. But this complete lack of narrative framework means we can apply OUR OWN explanations to events.

From the very beginning Skeletor has this obsession with He-Man, which will simmer and then culminate in a final showdown. But before we get to that hot mess, we have to wade through the middle of the film.

He gets as much screen time as He-Man.

Meet the utterly repulsive dwarf scientist Gwildor played by Billy Barty, a rinse-and-repeat of his performance as an utterly repulsive magic troll in Legend (1986). This dwarf is the film's Jar Jar. His face is like a deep dish pizza after an acid attack. His real mouth is visible behind the immobile thick prosthetics and it makes for some truly disturbing close-up dialogue shots. Please, pan away from Pizza the Hutt and give us another shot of Lundgren's pecs please I am begging you, DP

We find ourselves in Gwildor's hobbit hole, and he's a magical inventor. So he has this cylindrical object, it's not clear whether it's a weapon or a teleporter but I'm calling it the Butt-Reamer 9000. Inexplicably, there are two of these things and Skeletor has the other one, and wants to collect both of them. So Skeletor has an excuse to go hunting He-Man as he's hunting his missing McGuffin, er I mean sex toy.

Features rotating ticklers, a big improvement over the Butt Reamer 8000.

The thing about the Butt-Reamer 9000 is its magical power to make even this promising setup devolve into a grind as it whisks the Eternians into the magical, enchanting world of a 1987 New Jersey parking lot. WHO WROTE THIS?

The entire middle of the movie is pretty much hot garbage and involves police detectives, arson, vandalism, high school prom, and other dumb bullshit. Aside from the distractingly naked He-Man, the good guys are an utter bore and include some Eternians, some regular Earth humans and their quotidian concerns which really brings down the fun of the movie. (No, baby Courtney Cox, I don't care about your imminent breakup with your mediocre boyfriend!)

The film owes a second mortgage to Star Wars and steals a lot of ideas from it, from bad guys in shiny black stormtrooper helmets, to heroes shooting blue lasers, baddies shooting red.

Let's turn from this depressing state of affairs and focus back on our cherished villain blorbos.

(L-R: Karg, Evil-Lyn our goddess, and Blade.)

Evil-Lyn is beautiful, evil, a cold bitch queen. Gurl you can do so much better than sticking with this loser Skeletor.

Dump! Him! He's gay anyway!

Skeletor is a shit lazy boss of Greyskull and makes Evil-Lyn run the goddamn place in general. He literally shoots the messenger at one point. Great for morale, there, Skel buddy.

Look closer. Fierce!

There's a number of budget rate henchmen on the job, including Karg, who used a whole can of aqua net this morning and is running around in a white fur capelet with a massive bouffant. He is just doing his best okay, really it's hard to look fabulous around these other bitches.

Blade definitely deserved more screen time

Also, Blade, who had a slutty costume of silvery scale maille or something, and was a bit like a sci-fi bondage Riff Raff / space Judas Priest. Best side character costume.

So, there we have it, the queer coded villain roster of the film.

This homemade collage is for sure taped inside Skeletor's locker at school

Note the gigantic brown eye.

Finally, thank Satan, we return to Castle Greyskull, though it's more like beige-and-brown-skull. But aside from the questionable use of faux marble finishes, this is a quality villain lair with hard points installed directly in the floor of the living room, convenient death pits, and an excellent throne setup that I'm pretty sure they recycled for The Fifth Element.

He-Man is captured alive and brought before Skeletor. Blade does the honors with a 15 foot glowing red bullwhip to He-Man's naked and oiled back, much to the delight of dyed-in-the-wool sadist Evil-Lyn.

Movie is getting good now. Was the side quest to Jersey really necessary?

Skeletor, though, watches this action from the throne and has a lot of interesting responses. We had to conclude that Skeletor is a big old bottom but won't admit it. As a dom he is utterly ineffective. He's trying to make He-man kneel and all this shit but He-Man is not submissive at all. Skeletor is … lol. He really just wants to smell He-Man's dick.

The depths (heh) of his bottom nature will become apparent shortly. But first, a costume change.

Skeletor's glow up --- i'm every woman.

Honey we know you're just trying to impress He-man.

Werk tho.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Hole

The gigantic sky-sphincter directly behind the throne has slid open wide… "Begin! The Goatse Ritual! Join me, He-Man, as I become LORD OF THE GAPE" But He-Man's phallic symbol shines bright in defiance. In the end, Skeletor is vanquished symbolically by his own nature and instead of his hole swallowing He-Man, a gaping hole swallows Skeletor instead.

They don't really explain what happened to Evil-Lyn after He-Man's inevitable victory in final man to man combat but she was too smart to get caught sleeping in there and must have survived. What a hot evil competent BABE. After the events of the film end, I vote that Evil-Lyn seduces Teela (the good guy solder lady) and has a hot toxic lesbian affair with her.

Evil-Lyn serves cunt in hell 4 evar

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

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Nice fanart

Another breakdown on Buzzfeed if you enjoyed mine this is even more gay headcanon

The movie is free on Tubi if you want to subject yourself to it.

ArmoredSuperHeavy, 19 Aug 2023

#motu #he man #skeletor #evil lyn #movies #movie review #80s movies #camp #queer coded villains

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maekar76 · 1 year

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He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

#He-Man #She-Ra #MOTU #He-Man and the Masters of the Universe #laughing gifs #Skeletor #The Evil Horde #Hordak #Orko #Man-At-Arms #Evil Lyn #Evelyn #Teela #Prince Adam #laughing

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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 1 year

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gurumog · 6 months

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Masters of the Universe (1987) The Cannon Group, Inc. Dir. Gary Goddard

Frank Langella as Skeletor Meg Foster as Evil-Lyn Richard Szponder as Pigboy

In 1986, Mattel Inc. launched a contest in which the first prize was a cameo appearance in the Masters of the Universe film. The lucky winner was young lad named Richard Szponder. Instead of just receiving a background roll, Richard was cast and credited as the minion character Pigboy, who is seen presenting Skeletor's staff to his master.

#masters of the universe #skeletor #frank langella #evil-lyn #meg foster #pigboy #richard szponder #motu #1980s fantasy #1980s science fiction

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thedepartmentofdiscoveries · 2 months

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He-Man - Masters of the Universe art by Dan Brereton of Skeletor, Evil-Lyn and etc

#he man #motu #master of the universe #dan brereton #skeletor #evil lyn #castle greyskull #fantasy art #swords and sorcery #swords and wizardry #trapjaw #beast man

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emperorsfoot · 3 months

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So in 2021 the Masters of the Universe: Revelation Comic-Series was Released, this MOTU Comic-Series from Dark Horse Comics is the Prequel to the Masters of the Universe: Revelation Cartoon. Now in this Year the Masters of the Universe: Revolution Comic-Series is coming Out, this is the Prequel to the Masters of the Universe: Revolution Cartoon and that's not all.

Despara from DC's He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Vol. 2 (2013) is supposed to Appear in the Masters of the Universe: Revolution Comic-Series and we all know who Despara really is!!!

IS THAT MOTHER FUCKING SKELETEEN!!!!?!?!!!!??!?!?