#evillious but abridged

[incorrectevillious]

Seth: It might be days before we can get help for Baum. Carlos: She doesn't have days. Ron: Ah! Carlos: In her condition, Baum could die at any moment. Ron: Oh my god! Carlos, where did you come from!? Carlos: I've been here the whole time. Ron: Oh... I didn't notice you.

(Later...)

Carlos: Do not worry, my friends. Soon Lady Conchita will be victorious and all will be well again. Ron: HOLY SHIT, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!? Carlos: I've been here the whole time. Ron: Weird, I totally didn't see you, heh! Scared the crap outta me! Carlos: Yes.

(...)

Carlos: So anyway- Ron: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH-

#submission #end of four arc #seth twiright #carlos marlon #ron grapple #incorrect evillious #incorrect quotes #source: yu gi oh abridged #queue of the glass #submitted by cjcroen1393

[pricechecktranslations]

OSS Punishment Announced

With the announcement of the new novel’s cover and release date on mothy’s twitter, I’d like to say a few things up front.

First, anyone who is thinking of buying the novel for themselves, but isn’t sure how to go about purchasing from Toranoana (the site mothy uses to sell his work), I’ve got a rudimentary purchasing guide [here] that you can consult.

Also, mothy will sometimes have an issue where he underestimates how much he's going to sell, and thus will run out of copies of his novel either at the convention or shortly before making it available online. Usually in such cases he will order more, but the advice I’m giving everyone (myself included) is to make sure you order early so you don’t have to deal with any added delays on getting the novel.

I myself cannot guarantee I will be able to get my hands on it in a timely fashion, but I will try.

Additionally, now that I have caught up with all of the mainline Evillious story content, I will not be infomining the novel this time around. Rather, I will simply be translating as I read. This will take longer to do, but I would much rather give people the actual story in chunks than give an abridged version all at once. Given how controversial the first OSS novel turned out to be, for those who relied on those infomines for things like content warnings, I will give a much more basic summary of each chapter of the novel here on my blog once its translation is complete.

#()price speaks #()evillious chronicles #ec activity feed

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Every time I listen to this songs I remember when I was 14-15 and things were simpler.

Evillious Chronicles was a important part of my life then. I was so obsessed with this series, and I get hype for almost every new song release. I even read a couple of the novels, and a lot of abridged versions of the rest of them.

I never thought a song could have this strong connection with a specific part of my life, listening to this makes me kind of mourn those times, that only exists as memories now..

3 notas. Fecha de publicación: 3 de noviembre de 2022

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Do you remember, Nana...?

I'm watching Nana for the very first time. I've never been a huge fan of romance, but I heard a lot of good things about this series from friends and from people on the internet, that I decided to watch it.

No one warned me about the emotional rollercoster I was about to ride... but I'm loving every second of it. Somehow, I feel this series is something I needed to watch, so I can start healing...

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This is the vibe I want to serve.

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La compra más grande que he hecho hasta el momento. Voy al día con la publicación de Atelier of Witch Hat y ya tengo un tercio de Golden Kamuy.

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In mexican folckore, possums were the ones who stole the fire from the gods and gave it to the humans, burning all the hair from their tails in the process.

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[askevilliousgakupos]

So how’s that court ending going for you Gammon

“... I suppose I’ll hardly lack the time to learn the answers to those questions, at least.”

#Gammon Octo #ask evillious #evillious chronicles #I freely admit I have no real idea what the hell is going on with gammon and the court end. Why did mothy put him there? #We Just Don't Know #Anyway #I imagine the abridged answer is #not very well #but he'll keep reseting over and over for a chance to Set Things Right #along with the other three #Also I'm so sorry for answering asks so slowly #i'll try to be more active

[bamfdaddio]

X-Men Abridged: 1981 - the Body-Swap

The X-Men, those body-swapping mutants that have sworn to protect a world that hates and fears them, are a cultural juggernaut with a long, tangled history. We’ve been untangling that history for a while, but sometimes, you really want a more in-depth look. Interested? Then read the (un)Abridged X-Men!

(Uncanny X-Men 151 - 152) - by Chris Claremont and Josef Rubinstein

Emma Frost and her frenemy Ororo Munroe have not been getting along! One fateful evening, as the two quibble away, they mysteriously switch bodies and minds. Talk about your Freaky Friday! What lessons will they learn, walking a mile in one another’s shoes? And will they be able to switch back, or will they stay in each other’s bodies forever? Mutant Monday, coming soon to a cinema near you. Starring: Elizabeth Banks, Angela Bassett and Elliot Page. (PG-13)

For a moment, we’re in a proper period drama: a letter delivers ill tidings!

I love that Kitty’s parents are so self-involved that it took them A WHOLE YEAR to realize that it’s weird that Kitty is the only non-adult attending the Xavier Institute.

I can only assume the mailman interrupted a pool party of some kind? Or a communal shower? I get why Kurt would not swim a lot - all that fur - but did Scott wear that while they were splashing around? Was it a beach volleyball competition where one half got to wear swimsuits and the other half superhero costumes? Most importantly, was Scott’s costume always this tight?

Not that I’m complaining, mind you.

The awful thing is that Kitty’s parents are transferring her to the Massachusetts Academy, not realizing that headmistress Emma Frost is, in fact, a terrible human being. Charles, uncharacteristically, says that changing their minds telepathically is a line he does not cross (any more) and half the viewing audience bursts out in laughter. More importantly, last they saw Emma, she was kind of dead-by-Phoenix, so it might be better there this time? Kitty does a Classic Teenage Stomp-Off and Storm comes to comfort her. Kitty cries that life is unfair (“My parents are only doing this because they’re splitting up”) and Ororo tells her that yes, life is unfair. You just gotta roll with the punches as best you can.

To be fair, bald men are technically all cheek, so it doesn’t matter where you kiss them.

While I enjoy the relationship Kitty has with the other X-Men (Scott gave her a compliment! Logan told her his name!), especially the mother-daughter-bond she shares with Ororo, the whole Piotr-thing always gives me pause. Even if we’re being very generous with age, Kitty is, what? 14 going on 15? And Piotr is… 19? At best? I get why Kitty would have a crush on him: he’s a gentle hunky giant: at fifteen, my teenage ass would have felt the exact same viz-a-viz Colossus’ upper arms. The fact that Piotr reciprocates feels skeevy, though, especially because they’re always treated like star-crossed idiots these days.

Skee-vy.

Ororo drives Kitty to Massachusetts, where her young ward is greeted by someone named Muffy and whisked away for orientation. All seems well. Ororo stands in a parlour, surveying the grounds and considering that they should have fought harder for Kitty. Still, nothing seems too wrong just yet: this Academy just seems very preppy.

Not-at-all-dead Emma takes her cue and jumps out, saying (essentially): “Surprise motherfucker.”

There’s a flash of light, and then...

I’m willing to bet that Emma’s EVIL journal has the following to-do-list: - Steal Storm’s body. - Experiment with her powers. - See how good Storm looks in white. (Leather? Fur?! Both!??) - REWARD: Smoke break.

I wonder if Emma’s plan hinged on being able to body-swap with Storm, or whether any X-Man would have sufficed. Was her original target Xavier? Cyclops? What if one of Kitty’s parents had brought her to Massachusetts, would she have taken Kitty instead?

In a locked cell, Storm wakes up in Emma’s body and is horrified. I wonder why Emma didn’t take any more precautions. Couldn’t the guy who made the freaky friday-gizmo also make a power dampener to nullify not!Emma’s telepathic abilities? Or did Emma count on her victim being so utterly incapacitated by her mind-powers that they’d be driven mad? (This would actually tie in with some of Emma’s later-revealed history: when her powers first emerged, she also got locked away in a padded room because of her madness.)

Emma is not wrong, by the way: Storm can’t get a handle on Emma’s powers. What follows is possibly the sweetest moment in an arc filled with sweet moments:

This arc isn’t drawn by any of the regulars - not Byrne, not Cockrum - but Josef Rubinstein brings his own kind of panache to the pages. I love the way he draws women’s faces: in a story that’s all about women, their faces are actually distinguishable. Kudoz.

Emma, meanwhile, coordinates with Sebastian Shaw to execute the second part of their two-pronged attack on the X-Men. They both laugh evilly in their phones while the mansion is attacked by Sentinels! These androids take out Cyclops and Xavier with some sleeping gas and knock out Nightcrawler, but the rest of the X-Men manage to trounce these robots. Then ‘Storm’ appears! She zaps the rest of the X-Men (and Amanda Sefton), successfully finishing their master-plan.

It’s not entirely clear what the Hellfire Club wants with the X-Men this time, but I’m assuming it’s more experimentation to improve the sentinels? Eh, doesn’t matter! Nefarious Hellfire Club is nefarious.

The real Storm, meanwhile, comes to claim Kitty, forgetting that she looks like the one and only Emma Frost. Kitty spooks and Storm accidentally reaches out, knocking her out telepathically. Whoops! Storm takes Kitty and flees in a car, while Emma gives chase. (How dare Ororo run off with her body, which is absolutely the kind of hypocritical hilariousness we all love Emma for.)

Kitty awakens and jumps from the car, causing Storm to swerve and...

JETSTREAM!? Speaking of which, where are the Hellions in all of this?

Kitty sees that an unconscious ‘Emma’ is about to burn to a tender and moist little crisp and she is faced with the hero’s dilemma: would you save a villain that would never save you?

Emma, meanwhile, has realized the downside to body-swapping: somebody else gets to run around with your body too. Shaw, of all people, talks her down from her anger.

You can’t just introduce a persona exchange gun to the plot WITHOUT EXPLAINING WHERE THE FUCK YOU GOT IT FROM.

My favorite detail is that Emma keeps calling Kitty brat, like she’s some sort of Pokémon-villain.

Kitty, meanwhile, has saved ‘Emma’ and tied her up with a special knot. Storm tries to convince Kitty, going for the “ask me something only Storm would know”, but Kitty’s all: “Duh, you’re a telepath.” Ororo insists, but the thing that clinches it is when she breaks free of her ties without breaking a sweat. That knot was taught to Kitty by Ororo and she’d be the only one who knew how to break out of it.

Storm and Kitty recruit Stevie Hunter to come pick them up and during the ride, Storm-being-angry-mother!Storm convinces Kitty more than anything else:

After all, Storm was voted most likely to say: “If you don’t stop this nonsense immediately, I will turn this Blackbird around, so help me God!”

Ororo and Kitty sneak inside. Ororo even uses Emma’s telepathy to help her pick a lock after phasing through a door. (Kind of funny: Kitty’s still such a neophyte that she can’t even phase with anyone else yet.) Emma, meanwhile, taunts the captured X-Men, presenting herself as the new white queen:

Anybody feel the inclination to point out that the Hellfire Club did this exact same thing last year, except then they tried it with a redhead?

I secretly suspect that the Hellfire Club’s plots always revolve around seducing X-Men to their side and dressing them up in sexy lingerie. (Which: fair.) There’s also a subplot where the guys Wolverine cut apart last year want to exact revenge on him for being made bionic, but eh. We’ll start paying attention to them when they become actual Reavers.

Kitty phases through the locks of the X-Men, freeing them, and a kerfuffle ensues. Emma starts using Storm’s powers, but they grow out of control. Colossus tosses Shaw out of the window - which should just be company policy, really: all Shaws should be defenestrated - where he’s promptly hit by a rogue thunderbolt.

When he doesn’t get up, Emma starts to lose it. The weather goes wild. Storm intervenes, using her telepathic power to help calm down Emma (and the raging storm), but she also manages to get a hold of the swap-gun. There’s a zap, and with a satisfied sigh, the status-quo is restored again.

My favorite implication is that, apparently, Emma decides which school Kitty attends and not her parents.

While this little arc is neither the most iconic nor the most profound of 1981 -- those would be Days of Future Past and I, Magneto, respectively -- I still love this for a couple of reasons.

As a lover of Freaky Friday, 17 Again and the new Jumanji-film, I just have a soft spot for body swap plots. (Hi Psylocke!)

It focuses on the Xavier Institute as a school, planting seeds for the upcoming New Mutants.

It is very female-driven without beating you over the head with it. (Looking at you, Birds of Prey.)

It has three definitive main characters, who all get fleshed out in fun and interesting ways. It starts the trend of robbing Ororo of some of her powers and tossing her into against-the-odds circumstances, only for her to come out on top.

It solidifies the Storm/Kitty mother/daughter (or older/younger sibling) dynamic. Kitty is a believable teenager when it comes to Storm - clever and kind, but also looking for answers and prone to rash decisions - and I love how much they care for each other.

Jean/Storm-friendship-callback, yay!

Emma gets fleshed out as a villain. Resourceful and petty, powerful and vain. It’s no wonder she’s one of the break-out antagonists of the X-Men, because, like Magneto, Claremont is not afraid of giving her depth. Arguably, she is the most three-dimensional of the Hellfire Club at this point.

Yay! And fuck completely sensible plots, if you don’t know what to do with your plot, just introduce a random persona exchange gun. Let’s use it on Xavier and Legion in Way of X next!

#x-men abridged #abridged x-men #x-men #storm #professor x #kitty pryde #uncanny x-men #emma frost #cyclops #nightcrawler #stevie hunter #colossus #sebastian shaw

[tomboyjessie13]

Yesterday I found this Evillious fic called "to be irregular", that can be abridged to "What if the Irregulars are fricking terrifying beings in human flesh and from?". The fic mow just has two chapters, but I feel that the author will do more.

That’s sounds frighting.

#reply #evillious chronicles #fanfiction

[twitchesandstitches]

Task Force X: Abridged Edition!

Shockwave: What. Did you do?

Shockblast: …Alright. But you can’t be mad at me.

Shockwave: WHAT. DID YOU DO?

Shockblast: Okay, first… I was minding my own business—

Shockwave: (slams his hand into the table) BULLSHIT!

Shockblast: (whiny tone of voice) I waaaaas!

Shockwave: And exactly what happened whilst you were “minding your own business”?!

Shockblast: So, I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller… and then all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door!

(flashback to Soldier officers pour into the room and take aim at Shockblast) 

Shockblast: One of them yelled out—  Flashback Soldier: Get on your knees! 

Shockblast: And I responded with—  Flashback Shockblast: I’m not your mother last night! 

Shockblast: …and they took exception to that.  (Soldier officers start screaming like maniacs as they open full auto on Shockblast, reducing him to the consistency of mincemetal pie) 

Shockblast: But you know how THAT song-and-dance goes…  (as the soldier officers try to leave, Shockblast reconstitutes and starts killing them) 

Shockblast: …and I killed all but one of them. 

Shockwave: What happened to the last one? 

(the last soldier agent whimpers as he shakily raises his sidearm to his head; Shockblast grins evilly while the gun goes off) 

Shockblast: Pussed out like a bitch! Silver lining? I can cancel my room service!

(Several minutes later):

Shockblast: (with his mouth full (Don’t ask)) You’ve been really quiet for like, five minutes…(loud, noisy chewing) Oh, I know why you’re angry! It’s because I went to Brazil, isn’t it? 

Shockwave: Shockblast, put the Ranamon on the phone. 

Shockblast: …Really? You want to talk to— Okay, bye. Whatever. (Shockblast: He want to talk to you. Ranamon: What’d he want to talk with me about? Shockblast: I don’t !“#¤%&/ know!) 

Ranamon: (Takes the phone) 'Ello? 

Shockwave: Whatever you do, do not let my brother leave that room under any circumstance! 

Ranamon: Actually, your brother just left. He said he was goin’ for a walk— 

Shockwave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

(Shockblast walks into the midst of a second SWAT team) 

Shockblast: Hey guys, how’s your health plan? (SWAT team has a Freak Out, and opens fire) Apparently, it’s GREAT!!  (carnage and gore ensue as the soldiers finally retreat into the elevator… with Shockblast following after them) 

Shockwave: (wearily) Fée De La Mort, be honest with me: what are we looking at in terms of collateral? 

Voodoo Mama/Fée De La Mort: Well…(Shockblast walks out of elevator filled with corpses) …the Shockblast amount.

#queued #canon #in the event that Shockblast becomes an ally to them #this is literally their daily routine #funny enough its also pretty much what Grimlock does with the Fleet #ITS ALL RELATIVE #i also really like voodoo mama having this vibe #shockwave is literally stressed Integra too #submission

[nataniellullabypup]

Every time I listen to this songs I remember when I was 14-15 and things were simpler.

Evillious Chronicles was a important part of my life then. I was so obsessed with this series, and I get hype for almost every new song release. I even read a couple of the novels, and a lot of abridged versions of the rest of them.

I never thought a song could have this strong connection with a specific part of my life, listening to this makes me kind of mourn those times, that only exists as memories now..

#evillious chronicles #mothy #vocaloid #elluka clockworker #Youtube

[incorrectevillious]

Stealing makes everything better.

Platonic, probably.

#submission #gluttony arc #platonic #incorrect evillious #incorrect quotes #source: yu-gi-oh abridged #queue of the glass #submitted by aya

[incorrectevillious]

Gallerian: You can be my wingman anytime, Bruno.

Bruno: No, Gallerian. You can be mine.

Gallerian: No homo, right?

Bruno: ALL OF THE HOMO!

#greed arc #gallerian marlon #bruno zero #incorrect evillious #incorrect quotes #source: yu-gi-oh abridged #queue of the glass #mod irina

[incorrectevillious]

You’re either perfect or you’re not me. There’s no grey area.

Riliane Lucifen d’Autriche, probably.

#pride arc #riliane lucifen d'autriche #incorrect evillious #incorrect quotes #source: dbz abridged #queue of the glass #mod irina

[incorrectevillious]

Stella: You think you can betray us, threaten our lives and then just come back?! Gibbet: Would you be surprised if I said yes?

#submission #ttds arc #stella townsend #gibbet #incorrect evillious #incorrect quotes #source: dbz abridged #queue of the glass #submitted by scarlettaagni

[incorrectevillious]

Beritoad: Give in to the hatred inside yourself. Let it flow through you like a- Raymond: But I don’t have any hatred. I’m just extremely passive-aggressive. Beritoad: Fine. Give in to your passive-aggressiveness. Let it flow through you like an extremely defensive river.

#submission #ttds arc #beritoad #raymond atwood #incorrect evillious #incorrect quotes #source: yu-gi-oh abridged #queue of the glass #submitted by scarlettaagni

[incorrectevillious]

Nemesis: But I do suppose I should thank you.

Gallerian: ...

Nemesis: You made me realize that by being nice and letting people in... they'll just die. But even still... Thank you for showing me that there's still a part of me that can feel like this. Because now that I know where to find it... I've killed it forever.

Gallerian: ...

Nemesis: So thank you. Thank you for freeing me... Father.

Gallerian, on the verge of tears: No... No... You were so close. You were almost a person! You were so close!

Levia, narrating: And so they say, Nemesis's heart grew three sizes that day.

Nemesis: ...

Levia, narrating: Then immediately shrank six, imploding into a black hole from which no love could escape.

Gallerian: ...

Levia, narrating: The end.

#wrath arc #nemesis sudou #gallerian marlon #levia barisol #incorrect evillious #incorrect quotes #source: sao abridged #queue of the glass #mod irina

[incorrectevillious]

Levia: Wow. You certainly speak from the heart.

Behemo: Funny, I thought I was speaking from my mouth. But eh, shows what I know about biology.

#second period arc #levia barisol #behemo barisol #incorrect evillious #incorrect quotes #source: sao abridged #queue of the glass #mod irina

[incorrectevillious]

Nemesis: But I've got good news! You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is!

Nemesis: Because she's right here!

Nemesis: And she's fresh out of mercy.

#wrath arc #nemesis sudou #incorrect evillious #incorrect quotes #source: sao abridged #queue of the glass #mod irina