#ew im so gross

[lilacandladybugs]

people make fun of men for not changing their bedsheets and their terrible skincare but worry not, i combat gender inequality by being just as inept as your average man

#im having a weird day #i see tiktoks like ew men are so gross rhey do xyz rhing and i. like haha yeah .. men 🙄 #i #a woman #would never make such a terrible blunder

[leathercoveringbandagedscars]

All art goes to original posters/creators! I couldn't find the one for the first, and I found it on Pinterest, which didn't give it to me

#asexual #lgbtq #lgbtqia #slight humor #and slight angst #im also an asexual but also demi romantic #so im in this awkward tango in the middle of being like #“ew gross humans” and “a very specific type and special person is who i will love but am still on the fence about sex”

[bonetrousledbones]

i do have to wonder if one of the more effective anti-thirst measures i could've taken for ebony was making him not like "gross" things/animals

#trousled rambles #atbb #ebony #put that in quotes bc IIII know opossums & rodents & bugs are not actually Gross. but ebony does not share the same opinion #i didn't even do it as an anti-thirst measure he's literally just kinda squeamish about things associated with The Grime #funniest part tho is he wouldn't be acting nearly this dramatic about it if ppl didn't keep bringing it up lmao #he generally just goes “EW.” and moves on keeping his distance #it is impressive that you have all managed to make him into even More of a hater im so proud #fauxfell

[gummy-worms-in-my-brain]

do ya ship rouxls with anyone or he's on his own being a self-centered, arrogant, awful, annoying, mean and rude darkner? I hate him

absolutely loving this energy you are so right i kinda alternate between Queen and Mettaton if that makes sense??? like, no real preference for one over the other i'm just seesawing between those two as it mostly depends on the mood at the moment and when it's not either one of those two it's just him on his own focusing only on himself, being a stuck-up moron and probably eating worms like "i'm so cool and awesome",,,, (sadly got no art of Mettaton with the FOOL so far, only Queen with this goober, havent figured out yet how to make Mettaton look cool enough ouugh,,,,)

i mean like,,, Queen - awesome cool girlboss, she's so silly and cool and energetic,, and she gets a dense malewife admirer??? absolutely slaying and thriving. she is very amused by this man who is as charming as a piece of soggy paper who often brings her little presents,, Mettaton - on the surface it's two fancy showy guys, but one of them is actually pretty confident and a cool dude and the other one is a pathetic loser and a mess and i love that so much hogh,,,,

#both mettaton and queen go lol ew you actually eat worms??? what a gross little man #and they are so right for that reaction #also both are robots this is pretty cool #deltarune #rouxls kaard #deltarune queen #(the moment i hit the min amount of awesomeness mettaton rightfully deserves im making a /srs art w him mark my words)

[eatend]

lo keeps sending me cursed laios content hope they get an infection ( of my love )

#◜𝐋 ◞ ⸻ ⃰⊹ ooc. #ooc ▪︎ mobile / tbd #* im still so low in energy but how do u actually feel about getting bitten by a whole ass white man??? like not in a cute way like #* in a gross way??? #* what are the chances of him getting sent to the pounds to get ****** #* idk man lo really reminded me he would be gross fr #* i dont think he has jaw control #* like those animals with jaw locking ability #* and i think ge grabs things really hard #* like toddlers? #* its just so unsexy and its killing whatever attraction i have for him man ew #* yuckie

[flyingspicerack]

So my brainworms made me edit together my own phone wallpaper of ichimatsus ….. it took 3 days on and off

Your honor, i like him, or better yet, i love him

Feel free to use if u like, its all with official art and screenshots

#mr. osomatsu #ososan #osomatsu san #ichimatsu #ichimatsu matsuno #spice.ososan #i realize maaaaybe i should have put a few more tiny ones at the top but #whatever its cool #i just think he is so cutieful thank you so much #i literally dont care that some are better quality than others #also now im scared one or two of them might not be offical and if theyre not someone tellme and ill delete the whole thing asap #i would hate for one or two things to be fanart and even worse find out they were from a blmatsu #ew like gross get ur nasty ass outta here #anyway thanks for listening #anti blmatsu

[diabunnies]

this side of paradise

— ok so. i have no idea what motivated me 2 write this but my hands were itching for some words on the screen so tada! honestly this can take place at any point in the cannon bc its so vague but wtv! i do not think i write angst very well oh my balls (｡´-д-)

character: isagi yoichi + g/n reader

c/w: sfw! but kinda sad ngl, angst (fr this time), falling outta love, not proofread lol soz m going 2 bed gn

when isagi's heart beats, it is not for the sake of keeping him alive. and it's not for you either, as you've grown to notice with each passing day that you seldom see him. instead, each beat is borne out of the love he has for the sport; a love so extreme its shadow looms over your entire existence, a threat growing with each victory and defeat. the pitch resembles that of a battlefield—much like the one you allowed your body to become after willing ignorance. he'll change, you'd say. he didn't mean to forget about it, you'd reason. i'll wait for him for dinner, you'd promise. he still needs you. he still loves you. but when the boy marches for war, his post is by the green field and not by the warmth of your skin. why do you enjoy loving blindly?

you tell yourself to be patient. to understand. to trust. you love him, right? and he loves you, no? so why invite all this doubt into your home? water all these worries to the point where they are overgrown—hell, verdant, even. why tire yourself worrying when he tells you not to? surely you don't think he's doing it on purpose, right?

but it's hard to not think that, isn't it? it's hard when conversations turn into brief greetings and goodbyes, hard when i love you turns into don't worry about it, hard when the only company you have at night is the unshakeable fear and unending heartache. but how lucky you are not having to worry about someone else—god, aren't you fortunate?

some people are born to love. some are even born with the ability to love so much that their heart can only beat for that very thing until it fails to do so. of course, there are the lucky few whose hearts are so strong that love can make a home out of their walls, a fire lit in all four chambers. but you two? love was only there for a fleeting moment, showing its face and baring its fangs before quietly leaving. for you two, love was merely a guest in the hollow house you had built.

maybe one day you will realise that roots cannot grow beneath a house that is both heavy and empty. when will you leave?

#dia's writing ┊͙ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ #bllk #blue lock #isagi yoichi #isagi yoichi x reader #isagi x reader #bllk angst #babe this is so dramatic and gross EW #i rlly wanted 2 experiment with the concept of isagi not having empathy #if ur in the same place rn im sorry bb i promise it'll get better soon :(

[seesgood]

okay so it's really no secret that my activity here has been spotty, and while i have no intentions of abandoning this hobby or hellhole [affectionate], i do think that the spotty activity shittiness is here to stay. that being said, one of the things i'm most terrified of with my #spotivity (youseewhatididthere???) is losing the awesome human connections that i've made with some of you, so if you're like "i wanna make sure that i stay in contact with you in a space that's broader than the tumblrsphere!" i do have snapchat and instagram and discord ( which i suck at checking lately too so i'm about that ). if you want to connect via any of those, please either message me or comment on here and i'll message you!

#I WILL STILL BE HERE #i'm not going anywhere and i have no plans to go anywhere #but i will be slow as molassas and probably just like #here for the vibes and shitposts and the threads that make my heart go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #and also to just like check up on you guys bc i love you all so very much #ew ok this was a very human post and thats ok but it also feels gross #OOOOH OR WE COULD BE GOODREADS FRIENDS #I ALWAYS WANT MORE GOODREADS FRIENDS #oh my god im so lame

[r0ttenc0r3]

ew i feel like worms r writhing under my skin or somethinggg u kno

#i WISH tbh #feeling blech gross dysphoric ick ew uuuck bleh #thatsssss it uck yuck i need t again im going to like puke & bite smthn idk weh wah im over it im wearing 3 shirts #wish i was a worm body :•( #rottenpost #might #dlr #im just liiike glued to the floor like a weenie and i need to do smthn w my hands so im venting bluh

[stridesthroughashes]

LILY JUST LICKED ME FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER A FEW MINUTES AGO OMG-

#Im so happy wtf #cat #LIFE GOALS OMG #NOTHING IS BETTER THEN BEFRIENDING A SHY CAT WHO DOESN’T REALLY LIKE PEOPLE #she likes belly rubs :D #I forgot how gross and pale I am wtf #bro’s a vampire or smth ew

[carrieway]

i just think ghosting someone should be illegal

#esp if the person has bpd . no this isnt about me (it is) #it's just bad boss #ive slowly gotten better at trying not to think about the person but alas . they're appearing in my nightmares . #not much i can do about that besides feeling awful n just trying not to sleep after #idk ! idk i tried . i tried to not be like a previous friend i had who was rlly gross n manipulative to me #whilst Also being much older (i was seventeen n they were twenty four or twenty six i dont remember) #idk. ethan says i wasnt bad but its still gripping onto my brain yknow #also it just sucks being ghosted sucks this is the second time it's happened from someone i trusted #[united states of whatever voice] whatever #(it's more like . Wuhtevr .) #nothing i can do but cope with random f/n/af videos #im watching a person i like try to be sister l/o/cation blindfolded :] they're doing well even with how hard it is #i cant even beat night four Seeing things (well barely seeing things bc its so dark i genuinely cant see) #so it's rlly neat . also i know how to skip the night now bc of a joke he made >:D #also to anyone reading this i am not trying to come across as like Woe Is Me Feel Bad For Me bc like ew #NDNDNDN my tone is very just flat n matter of fact rather than trying to garner sympathy #but also i dont necessarily think it's bad to want sympathy however i dislike it when people go about it in such a way #where it's like . being down on themselves to such an amount that you Know they're playing it up . does that make sense #idk . im saying nothing <3 n im very tired n doing bad so im not making much sense my apologies #does a ditty before kickflipping my way back to f/n/af video world #blabs

[barkingangelbaby]

kill me kill me kill me kill me why did I stay up so late 😭😭💔💔💔

#always fucking doing this!!!! ahhhh!!!!!! #i miss being able to sleep in gahdamn #at least i love my job but :) i am not a morning person AT ALl #ALL* ew it looks so gross not all capitalized #save me almond milk mocha cold foam latte i WILL be getting in the am #bless n for driving me to work lmao im too tired in the mornings #rAMbles

[urmomsfavelesbian]

WILLOW IM GONNA KILL U

#why would she post this PLEASE #this is so stupid and gross and nasty and i will watch it many more times #EW #IM GONNA BITE WILLOW FOR POSTING THIS #AND JUST IN GENERAL #😷😷😷 #Daya Betty i hate ur guts

[brokenclockgears]

Gone. He was gone.

Casey stared at the night sky now exploding with color as the mothership slowly sank back towards the earth, crushing hundreds of skyscrapers as a seemingly last ditch effort to destroy humanity.

They had won. The Krang was finished. Casey should be celebrating, should be shouting with glee at completing the biggest wish of the rebellion with a single motion.

Instead he crumpled on the platform, key in hand.

He had killed his Sensei. He had stood there and practically strangled him with his own two hands. His master was facing a fate worse than death because of Casey. And it wasn't even the first time.

His master was incredibly lenient when it came to Casey's requests as a child, willing to lift heaven and earth on his back for a kid who couldn't even spell his own name. Casey had caught on at how much his inquiries about extra rations or extra armor had slowly hurt his master, but Leonardo kept giving and giving without a second thought towards his own wellbeing. And Casey just kept taking and taking and taking until he finally took the only thing left to give. A smirk paired with some lighthearted quip, a shove towards golden light, and a smile to match the brothers who had fallen before him as his Sensei fought off the Krang for Casey. And then he was gone forever, bathed in a horrifying blinding light as Casey was overtaken by an equally brilliant orange glow.

And somehow Casey was incompetent enough to let this happen again.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt fanfiction #yeah i literally never do this lmao #feeling incredibly self conscious but like yeah whats new for this #my writing sucks but that's the point! you suck so much at the beginning and then you get to look back at it and go #EW #GROSS #glad im better now #anyways we all start somewhere. might as well be now