Not ew related but just wanted to share this little gremlin who I had LOOKED and SEARCHED for FOR HALF AN HOUR IN FRANTIC DESPERATION, AND I FIND HER IN MY SLIPPER????
THE AUDIOCITY??? THE NERVE?? I PLUCK YOU FROM THE STREETS AND YOU HIDE FROM ME?? WHEN I WANT TO FEED YOU!!?
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Whyyyy did high end chef competition specify ewe's yogurt... Like normally you'd just say sheep's milk yogurt since everyone knows what a sheep is, some people don't know a ewe is a female sheep, and obviously ram's milk isn't a thing...
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It's not Henry VIII's fucking milk, but it shouldn't have been delivered in March 2024!
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everyone, @the-milk-anon in my askbox is cracking me up so bad because helpsdjskdjksdjsjksdjksdjk they sent 3 ask but like– a mishap happened and they had to send 4 i’m laughing my ass off so bad somebody send help
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If y’all didn’t think Addison was the villain before, there’s no doubt about it now…
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Doctors have the gall to tell me I don’t have adhd and I’m simply depressed when just this morning I grabbed a tablespoon, knowing that you’re not supposed to put tablespoons of sweetener into your drink, and proceeded to pour agave syrup into it. 2 tablespoons of agave syrup I measured and poured into my little to-go container and went to work.
At work I heat my water and I let my tea steep. I pour all the syrup from my little to-go container into my cup, even using a plastic knife to scrape it all out. I stir it. I add soy milk, and I allow it to cool. I take my first sip. “WOW this is really sweet!” I think to myself. “Are these tea bags sweetened? All I added to this was soy milk.” I shrug it off, and drink all of it. Half an hour goes by. I’m on the toilet. It hits me. I PUT TWO FUCKING TABLESPOONS OF AGAVE SYRUP IN MY TEA.
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I have a hatred towards milk
I sorry but milk taste like eggs
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I am a higher entity than T*ey, A*e and A*ul, so high in fact, so address me as Mrs Miss Honey
U_U
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