#ew milk

[sol-consort]

Did the aliens think it's weird that we drink other animals' milk

#like I see them understanding eating the eggs them meat #all other predetors do the same #but MILK? #the thing ment for babies? #we drink it yes #literally no other grown predetor hunts animals for their milk like humans do #so there is a chance none of the aliens ever considered drinking their local mammals milk #while we are here...milking the cows and goats #even nuts #“oh human what are you drinking?” #“oh you know just milk. we ran out of cereal” #“may I try? I've always wondered about human milk” #“ew fuck no it's not human milk! dude don't be gross.” #“...then whose milk is it?” #“cows.” #“that...cattle animal you humans keep in farms...you drink animal milk? the one meant for their babies? you milked those animals?” #“yeah pretty much.” #“so you're okay with drinking the milk of literal animals that eat grass but not the milk of other humans?” #“exactly”

[baconcolacan]

Not ew related but just wanted to share this little gremlin who I had LOOKED and SEARCHED for FOR HALF AN HOUR IN FRANTIC DESPERATION, AND I FIND HER IN MY SLIPPER????

THE AUDIOCITY??? THE NERVE?? I PLUCK YOU FROM THE STREETS AND YOU HIDE FROM ME?? WHEN I WANT TO FEED YOU!!?

#neil talky #not ew #Shes my latest rescue #a bunch of kids took her from her mom I think #and were playing with her like some kinda toy #before straight up abandoning her #we tried to look for her mom but she was gone #so I took her in #too many people abandon animals :// #most of my pets are rescues/adopted #its heartbreaking but whatever #Her name is Siren btw!! #shes VERY loud #I estimated her to he 3-5 weeks old #YES THATS A 3 and or 5 WEEK OLD KITTEN #Shes small for her age like newborn small #but her ears and eyes are open and she has all her milk teeth #so ://

[butzenscheibe]

I'm still fuming about what my friends had to say on the matter so i came here

#I'm gonna answer all probable questions in the tags #personally I'm a no milk kinda girl but when i want tea with milk milk goes first #FIRST OF ALL it doesn't become this white disgusting pieces of some shit this way #secondly god i hate when people go 'so you put tea bags into milk? ew!' EW YOU WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITH PACKETS #don't you have normal fucking tea leaves and a teapot #this is disgusting just to imagine FUCKING TEA BAGS?

[mabith]

Whyyyy did high end chef competition specify ewe's yogurt... Like normally you'd just say sheep's milk yogurt since everyone knows what a sheep is, some people don't know a ewe is a female sheep, and obviously ram's milk isn't a thing...

#who wrote this voice over and can I speak to their manager #disappointed in Andi Oliver for not going 'let's reword this' #'ewe's yogurt' does not sound fancier than 'sheep's milk yogurt'

[rhube]

It's not Henry VIII's fucking milk, but it shouldn't have been delivered in March 2024!

#ew #milk #fuck you morrisions #and you as well amazon

[mwheelerz]

hot take: (chocolate) MILK 🫶

#byler #ill admit milk is eh but add chocolate and that shits good #i also think it depends what milk #like the regular milk cartons from school? disgusting. ew. i will literally cry if you make me drink one of those. #but whole milk from like the store? 🫶 #and strawberry milk is just #eh #it’s overhyped and not that good 😐 #it’s too sweet and regular milk is better #milkgate

[barkingangelbaby]

kill me kill me kill me kill me why did I stay up so late 😭😭💔💔💔

#always fucking doing this!!!! ahhhh!!!!!! #i miss being able to sleep in gahdamn #at least i love my job but :) i am not a morning person AT ALl #ALL* ew it looks so gross not all capitalized #save me almond milk mocha cold foam latte i WILL be getting in the am #bless n for driving me to work lmao im too tired in the mornings #rAMbles

[todayisafridaynight]

everytime i mention game ending myself In Minecraft my brother always pulls through like 'but you have to find out what happens to jo' like my god you're right....... what's gonna happen to jo.........

#snap chats #lord's been testing me since like mid march but every time im like #'noooo its confirmed jo gonna show up for at least one scene in LaD8 haha....... you gotta see it bro.......' #i guess i also ordered those mine and daigo and aoki plushes but listen #seeing what the fuck happened to jo is more important to my brain because of The Mystery #like as soon as i get those plushes ill dunk them in milk and ill keep them by my computer 24/7 but yk #tf my guy doing.... how's he holding up..... how are they gonna kill him cause i just know they will.... #and when they do im gonna come onto here and be angry and throw up #but until then i can't die In Minecraft until i see what happens to jo this is my rule #Heavenly Father i'll wait to see you just a little longer just lemme see what happens to my favorite senior citizen #oh ew LaD8 comes out next year right.. i wonder if i'll have graduated by then

[kelin-is-writing]

everyone, @the-milk-anon in my askbox is cracking me up so bad because helpsdjskdjksdjsjksdjksdjk they sent 3 ask but like– a mishap happened and they had to send 4 i’m laughing my ass off so bad somebody send help

#kelin talks #🥛 #milk you're so— sdjksjdksjdksdjksdjksdjksdjskdjjsdjskdjsjdjskdjskjk #i'm cackling for five good minutes now lmfao #i'll try to answer to all of them today but it's gonna be hard since i got peoples coming over in the evening like– ew... #never a calm and chill day in this house...

[sfb123]

If y’all didn’t think Addison was the villain before, there’s no doubt about it now…

#ice in milk? EW #she's for sure a psycho #the nanny affair #choices tna #tna #choices the nanny affair #addison dalton #tna 3 #the nanny affair book 3 #play choices #choices

[bonniethewolpertinger]

Yo villain Diwi has moved in, and is now living rent free in my head

#he’s just a funky little dude #he pours milk before his cereal and jaywalks for no reason #he likes to make people uncomfortable by talking in German and laughs at them when asked to translate #idk I’m trying to find the least evil things that he’d do with the same energy as a super villain #he wears a leather jacket because that’s what truly evil people do #he has a cat because all villains needs minions #he treats it like his baby #I have many thoughts about this idiot don’t mind me #eddsworld #eddsworld fanart #ew fanart #ew diwi #evil diwi #my art #procreate #maybe i'll draw today?

[yardsards]

every couple of months i rediscover exactly how much i love tea and go through a period of almost a week wherein i drink multiple mugs a day of it, only to forget again after that

#eliot posts #i love Warm Beveridge #and i have a big stash of tasty flavoured teas and herbal teas/tisanes #but also sometimes just a big rich mug of black tea is the best #i tend to like my black tea quite bittersweet #like super duper strong and a bit oversteeped (and no milk. milk makes it bland and sad) #but with a good amount of sugar #like 3 or 4 cubes of it #in a big ole 16 ounce mug not a lil teacup mind you. i think that much in a teacup would kill me dead. but still quite sweet. #i liked it even sweeter than that as a child (but just as strong and bitter) #prolly should've suspected i had adhd when sometimes mugs of fully caffeinated black tea helped me sleep #i had like. chronic sore throats/tonsilitis for a few years as a child #and my mother's go-to home remedy for sore throats was tea with honey and some toast #which i found to be absolutely delicious #(i liked to sometimes dip my toast in my tea tho and looking back ew i do not think i would like doing that now) #sonetimes i'd complain abt my throat even when it wasn't bothering me much bc i wanted The Tasty Snack at night #tho when i was like halfway through elementary school she showed me how to make it myself so i would quit asking her #and on one hand it was nice that i could have it without having to ask #and making it gave me an excuse to go downstairs after my bed time instead of being trapped in my room w my insomnia #but also i remember missing the feeling of being taken care of (which. being taken care of was a rare commodity in that house)

[savemygrades]

13/07/2022

- New found love = strawberry milk

- existing dislike rediscovered = hip anatomy

#Ew anatomy #Bane of my life #Strawberry milk on the other hand is very good #I can't believe I've never had it before #Studyblr #Mine #Studyspo #Messy notes #Notes #Messy #Aesthetic #Aesthetic notes #Uni #College #School #Biology #Med #student #Med student #Med school #Uni life #Medic #medical student #medical school #Bio #A levels #Gcse #Gcses #Exams #Exam

[linksnonbinaryass]

Doctors have the gall to tell me I don’t have adhd and I’m simply depressed when just this morning I grabbed a tablespoon, knowing that you’re not supposed to put tablespoons of sweetener into your drink, and proceeded to pour agave syrup into it. 2 tablespoons of agave syrup I measured and poured into my little to-go container and went to work.

At work I heat my water and I let my tea steep. I pour all the syrup from my little to-go container into my cup, even using a plastic knife to scrape it all out. I stir it. I add soy milk, and I allow it to cool. I take my first sip. “WOW this is really sweet!” I think to myself. “Are these tea bags sweetened? All I added to this was soy milk.” I shrug it off, and drink all of it. Half an hour goes by. I’m on the toilet. It hits me. I PUT TWO FUCKING TABLESPOONS OF AGAVE SYRUP IN MY TEA.

#ew this makes me seem like a vegan I don’t drink dairy milk often bc it gives me indigestion #and I don’t actually like agave syrup we just ran out of maple syrup and honey #my bullshit #adhd #neurodivergent

[leifyboii]

I have a hatred towards milk

I sorry but milk taste like eggs

#milk post #ew ew ewww #im sorry it sucks

[honey-milk-depresso]

I am a higher entity than T*ey, A*e and A*ul, so high in fact, so address me as Mrs Miss Honey

U_U

#honey.random #honey. got drunk on milk #honey.txt #twst #ew t #ew a*ul >:((( #ew a*e >:(((