Pausing so he can hear what you got to say
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Smoker’s Lounge.
Hey, sometimes even Generals need a break!
Stay AU Patryck and Paul, timeline-wise they’re in their 30s here :D personally I dont think Pat is much of a smoker, but you know, stress comes in and Paul always has a pack on the ready, might as well.
Bonus lil Tord sketch below plus the flats of this piece <3
World domination is a logistical nightmare. Don’t talk to him outside of office hours, please.
Gay people real (part 4)
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The most in love woman in all Hollywood—Carole Lombard. Watch pictures of Clark and Carole together. Carole either clings lovingly to her husband’s arm or gazes adoringly into his eyes. She openly tell the world with her eyes, “I love this man. He is mine.” For the most in love [girl] we dare you to find any that surpasses Carole Lombard with her Clark. - Movie Mirror, May 1941
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these days it really feels like free websites and programs will wait for people to get super reliant on their services and then drop a huge completely batshit subscription fee knowing that at least a sizeable amount of their user base is gonna cave in its just so fucking scummy
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are you okay?😭 you must be traumatized after yesterday's incident 😭 omg u deserve sm better than that man's dick
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TMI: me talking about sucking dick, substance use, making out and men (tw.)
i was going to post a silly story time but then i was like there is nothing more other than the fact he tried to finger me when i was dry, i sucked his gross ass dick, and also he used way too much tongue. I WAS SO FUCKING DRUNK I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHEN HE LEAD ME TO THE ROOM ALL OF THE SUDDEN HE WAS JUST ALL OF THE SUDDEN ON TOP OF ME DHHSAIAIUAGS. so embarrassing DO NOT DRINK ALDHOHOL FRIENDS
jokes aside i actually think it’s highkey funny. simply bc i was borderline blacked out drunk and i remember litterally just giggling into his neck and his thighs BYEEEEE. he was so nice tho and was like “why are you laughing so much?” and i couldn’t even explain to him. anyways it’s for the mello plot 💅💅
omg ALSO i ordered wings before hand and i kept whining about how i wanted my wings and he kept being like “ik we will get ur wings in a minute” and i prob asked like 10 times throughout it. my friend knocked on my door when i was giving him head to tell me my doordash was here and i was like a cartoon character the way i popped up from my knees. literally ran out the door while he was pulling his pants up. so i didn’t have to suck it for long 😭😔😭😭😭😭😭😭 blue balled him but idc. those wings were fire btw. i shared it with some other guy who i was high key chill with
throughout it i was only thinking: i want wings, i am so excited to tell my friends about this, ew he is using too much tongue, am i gay??, i want my wings, i’m so drunk rn, ow why is he trying to finger me i am not turned on at all, i wish i was sucking sukunas dick, this shit sucks ass, i wish i was eating wings rn. not once was i like “wow this is enjoyable!” LOLOLOL
there was a lot more but u guys dont care, but 5/10 experience but its really funny to think about my experience LMAO. do not drink alcohol everyone
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ABEL JOINS THE SINFUL CIRCUS
Yes I did ask the amazingly taltent @sm-baby if I could add their character Abel into my AU- and they said sure as long as I gave proper credit
Aka I DO NOT OWN ABEL THAT'S THEIR CHARACTER
But here he is! He's the head security and admin for the digital prison! He's basically the head above sun and moon. He's adopted Caine and despises Pomni due to her first day becoming a murderous monster after grabbing a knife in self defense and hurting Abel
Now he's got them scars
I think a big ability of his in this Au would be the ability to make his hands float away from his body. He will indeed have infinite range with THEM LORG HANDS
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CHIBI STRADE დೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ-
stinky chibi murder -_-
please take his hammer... god knows what he will do-
Strade belongs to @gatobob
! IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 PLEASE DON'T INTERACT WITH THIS TYPE OF CONTENT !
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