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introvertedx10 · 6 months

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#funny #lol #funny post #lolol #hilarious #comedy #funny pics #funny images #meme #dank memes #funny because it's true #cats #lol cats #cat problems #ewww #pets

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biharanbitch · 23 days

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Swaccha Bharat ka irada...irada kar liya humne 🇮🇳

#say no to nangu pangu ladki #no gandi baatein #chi chi #ewww #bakchodi #desi tumblr #desiblr #desi tag #siyakasila #desi girl #desi core

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alienkommz · 7 months

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hi tumble

anotha art dump .

#EWWWW THEY KISSED EWWW #EWWW #BARF BARF BARF #super danganronpa 2 #danganronpa 2 #sdr2 #danganronpa #nagito #nagito komaeda #komaeda nagito #hajime hinata #hajime #hinata hajime #komahina

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vixxensvoid · 14 days

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WHAT THE FUCK? EDGY GIRL??? AND WHY IS IT KYLIE GENDER

#Ewww #not Kylie #🤢#throwin up #uquiz #Kylie gender #Like her dad 🤣🫵

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manchesterau · 3 months

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IMAGINE IF THAT WAS ON TOP OF YOU ??????

#EWWW

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dana-chan-the-control-brain · 8 months

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Oh... ewwww I wasn't spared of the terrible layout.

I hate it.

#tumblr #EWWW #gross

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hairysnorlax · 3 months

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Isn’t this your favorite boyfriend?.. @floating-above-sea-level

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tinadablackthorn · 6 months

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There’s more cats at my dads lol

wow okay you guys have a hoard of cats

AWWW I LOVE ITS EYES ITS SO CUTEEEEEEE AHH WHYS IT HIDING IN THE BACK

warning: the tags are….disgusting

#yknow seeing this many cats #reminds me of the time i was at my cousins house #and we were playing with their cats #after a while #we stopped and watched a movie #and then we looked for the cats to feed them dinner #and #i walked in on them #having some cat sex #ew #eww #ewww #ewwww #ty for the ask <3 #tina responds #cat pictures #moots—nyx the god

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papirouge · 2 years

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can someone explain to their weirdos that

no contraception is 100% reliable

literally NO ONE is stopping them from having sex - just to not kill actual babies. You know, the actual purpose of sex

"conservative religious weirdos" are entitled to judge people as much as they want, the same way the baby killing fandom feel entitled to judge anyone remotely critical of their lifestyle

i am not interested to get details about their sex life on my post :/

#ewww #papi watch #abortion

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kply-industries · 1 month

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#animated gif #animated gifs #gif #gifs #old advertisements #old ads #retro #vhs #80s #disappointed #gross #ewww #uhhhhhh #maybe don't do that #ick #just no #everyone disliked that

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introvertedx10 · 4 months

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#funny #lol #funny post #lolol #hilarious #comedy #funny pics #funny images #meme #dank memes #dark humor #ohnotheydidnt #christmas #advent calendar #ewww

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toaster-hair · 1 year

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"There's a Human In The Neighborhood!" (i apologize in advance) chapter 1

it isnt easy being a human in an all puppet town, especially when they’re all oh so curious about your anatomy!

warning: this fic is kind of gross. not nsfw but talks about bodily functions. some slight wally x reader but not really. reader is gender neutral but afab

i only wrote this bc i knew no one else would xP

(edit: this was originally posted on wattpad btw! i would post this on ao3 but uhh im like 3 years too young to have an account on that site)

If there was a word that could describe you the best, it was simple. You wanted to live in a simple neighborhood, date a simple person, and have a simple life. Which is why you were so willing to move when you saw an ad in the newspaper showing off a cute safe little neighborhood. You loved your parents but they were awful for your mental health, and after a small incident where you accidentally broke into someone’s house while drunk, you were desperate to leave.

After many days of packing, and many days of promising your parents you would call them, you were revving up your car and driving to your new life. You brought one of your cats with you, your mom begging you as the poor kitty would be sooo sad without you. As you drove, you felt the food you ate that morning process in your stomach. You would have to check the bathroom out first things first.

Once you arrived at the neighborhood you quickly found the new house you bought. It was pretty small, which made sense considering the price. The odd thing was how much it lacked color. Everything else in the neighborhood was bright and colorful, but yours was a pure white. You guessed you would have to paint it yourself. You hired some people help you carry stuff in, you would have a loonngg day unpacking everything. After everyone left, you quickly excused yourself to the bathroom. You didn’t get to see any pictures of the inside of the house, so you had to look around for the bathroom, and every other room. And then, you finally found it.

And there was no toilet.

It wasn’t that you mistook another room for the bathroom no, there was a small bathtub and a sink, but no toilet.

Just then, you heard a knock at your door. You decided the anomaly could wait, maybe this was some weird town where everyone used a porta-potty. You quickly made your way to the front door, wondering who it could be. You hadn’t met anyone yet. As the door swung open, you were quite confused. You didn’t see anyone! Then, you heard a monotone voice.

“I’m down here, silly.” you looked down and saw a very short, very odd looking stranger. He had yellow skin, no, is that skin? A perfect blue spiral pompadour, and no nose. He looked straight out of the muppets! “My, you’re an odd looking one. Tall, as well.” It was true, you were pretty tall compared to most, standing around 6’2. But how were you the odd looking one? “I’m Wally Darling, charmed I’m sure. What is your name, neighbor?”

You tilted your head to the side and told him your name. Just as you were about to ask why you didn’t have a toilet, your sweet little kitty walked by and rubbed your leg. Wally went down and gave the cat many pets. “Say, Y/N. Would you like to have a walk around town?”

“Sure.” It was only a small walk, you were sure you could get back in time and figure out why there was a lack of toilet space. Wally showed you everything Home had to offer. Which wasn’t much, but that was fine for you. He showed you Howdy’s place and the post office, and even introduced you to your new neighbors! They were all very.. Lovely. But you could tell something was off. None of these guys were human, were they? But if they’re not human, then what were they? Then, you felt it drop to your bottom. Where the hell was the bathroom?!

“This is Home, your other neighbor! I live in Home, Home is a very nice neighbor, aren’t you Home?” Wally asks the house. Home responded with a delighted creak.

“Wally, this is great and all, but I did have a question, well, a couple actually.” You said. Wally turned his head back to you, awaiting your questions he’d be oh so happy to answer. “Uhm, Wally, do you think you know why my house doesn’t have a toilet?” You asked. He kind of just. Stared at you.

“What’s a toilet?” He asked. You were shocked.

“You know, the thing you poop in?”

“Poop? Is that some human thing? You’re the first human neighbor we’ve ever had. Us puppets don’t know what “poop” is.”

You were even more shocked. “What were your other questions?” He asked.

“Well, you kind of just answered them already.” You answered.

“Hey Y/N, seriously, what is poop?”

You groaned. You really didn’t want to explain what poop was to a grown man, no, grown puppet. “Well, when a person eats, anything that can’t be used as energy is converted into waste, and you have to poop it out. In the toilet.” you explained to him.

“Ohh, how do you poop it out?”

You explained to him how humans pooped. Even though he didn’t seem to know anything about human anatomy, he did at least know that what you were talking about grossed him out. “Ohh.. well, I’m not sure how to help you neighbor. No one here owns a toilet. Howdy might have some at his place, but it’s getting late. Do you want me to walk you to your house?”

You quietly agreed, but you didn’t really need to. Everything was pretty close together, with Wally’s house… erm.. Home being smack-dab in the center.

For now, you decided to use a bucket. You’d be calling to have a proper toilet installed the next day. After that, you took a bath, made you and your cat some dinner, and called it a day. Unpacking could wait for tomorrow. You just hope the bucket wouldn’t stink up the place too bad. You would have to learn how to live in this weird puppet world.

#im sorry im sorry im so so sorry #welcome home #welcome home fanfic #gross #ewww #fanfic #toaster-hair #wally darling

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whosafraidofvirginiawoolf · 1 year

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