#ex friends?

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’ #and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’ #it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat

[horrifically]

this perfectly encapsulates the online experience

#please this was literally how it was with my ex friend 😭 like you are not a catboy youre a danger to society 😭 #heavy on pyschosexual issues lmao #chris fleming

[spurgie-cousin]

#credit to my Wiccan friend seriah #memes #ex-religious #ex-christian #exvangelical

[warandpeas]

Coffinmate

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#coffin #comic #comic strip #date #ex #ex boyfriend #friends #funny #humor #lol #Slutty Witch #vamp #vampire #war and peas #webcomic #witch #witches #Witchy

[lotus-pear]

god i love skk sm i wish gay ppl were real :(

#LOTUS DRAWING ACTUAL POSES AND NOT JUST BUSTS??? WOAH #i swear i actually know anatomy and stuff i just never draw it bc it's too much effort #going to bed <<<<< staying up until two thirty to draw your otp #ALSO.. for those of you who know i'm rewatching bsd w my friend whose never seen it before.. we finally got to ep9 #and she IMMEDIATELY clocked in on skk's toxic exes energy😭😭 #also she calls chuuya childe bc hes a ginger and his first reaction to seeing dazai was “fight me >:)” #she was like “omgg..hes part of the evil organization🤭 and has beef w the protag (he wants to fuck them😏) *giggles* wait. TARTAGLIA😨😨‼️” #I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO SCREAM.. I COULDNT LET HER KNOW HOW DISTRAUGHT I WAS HEARING THAT FOR THE TENTH TIME #anyway we finished s1 and chuuya's her fav character so far let's see if she can learn his actual name and stop calling him childe😭😭 #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[sunclown]

Best thing of part 4 💎💲

#jjba #jojo #jojo's bizarre adventure #diamond is unbreakable #okuyasu nijimura #josuke higashikata #josuyasu #they got me #ex pegoryu falls again for friends to lovers who pretend to be delinquents but are sweethears #my art

[formicarum-rex]

no middle ground. i know that even if you mostly use it as one way there are probably situations where you'd use it the other way too. what is your knee-jerk instinct?

#inspired by a convo with a friend #i consider fish to always be meat #a dish that has meat could have fish as the only protein #a dish not having meat means there isnt any fish either #(but i know in religious contexts it sometimes isnt considered as meat. ex friday fasts)

[scealaiscoite]

valentine’s prompts; tropes ˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍊 ꒱

ੈ✩‧₊˚ friends to lovers

¹⁾ “you really planned this?! remind me how you’re single, again?”

²⁾ “thanks for making today a little less depressing.”

³⁾ “has it occurred to you that we’ve spent more valentine’s days with each other than with people we’ve actually been dating?”

⁴⁾ “c’mon, like i need an excuse to spend time with you.”

⁵⁾ “i can’t help but think that this is a little more effort than someone would normally put in for their friend.”

ੈ✩‧₊˚ coworkers to lovers

¹⁾ “if you’re still wondering who left those flowers at your desk, i think i’m ready to put your mind at ease.”

²⁾ “you’re telling me you really have nowhere better to be than here today?”

³⁾ “c’mon, it’s not like haven’t shared a dinner whilst working late before. it doesn’t have to mean anything different just because of the day that’s in it.”

⁴⁾ “someone’s been leaving valentines for me all over the building today, and i’m pretty sure i know who.”

⁵⁾ “i don’t have any plans after work, and i know you haven’t either. how about we keep each other company instead of spending it alone?”

ੈ✩‧₊˚ roommates to lovers

¹⁾ “before you say anything about me being at home tonight, i want to remind you that you are too.”

²⁾ “i thought that since we both had nowhere to be today, we could make a day of it. just ourselves.”

³⁾ “i’m guessing that the fact you’re already home will tell me everything i need to know about how your date went.”

⁴⁾ “wow, someone’s looking good. hot date, or what?”

⁵⁾ “i’m happy i got to spend the day with someone i actually care about.”

ੈ✩‧₊˚ exes to lovers

¹⁾ “don’t tell me; you had so much fun with me last year, that you just couldn’t resist spending it with me again.”

²⁾ “wow, you really don’t have anyone special in your life at the minute.”

³⁾ “ i wanted to treat you how i should’ve before.”

⁴⁾ “you really thought i wouldn’t remember what you like? please, give me a little credit.”

⁵⁾ “maybe if things had gone like this every year, we wouldn’t have ended up the way we did.”

ੈ✩‧₊˚ secret relationship

¹⁾ “are you telling me we can’t do anything to mark the day?”

²⁾ “i understand if you don’t want to, but i wanted to tell you that i planned a few things for us today.”

³⁾ “it’s so much less than what you deserve, but it’s all i could think to do given the circumstances.”

⁴⁾ “and here i was, expecting just an anonymous bunch of flowers.”

⁵⁾ “i couldn’t think of a better night to show everyone how in love with you i am.”

#prompts #valentines prompts #valentine's day prompts #valentine's day #prompt list #writing prompts #writing exercise #fluff prompts #dialogue prompts #soft prompts #otp prompts #fluff writing prompts #friends to lovers #friends to lovers prompts #coworkers to lovers #coworkers to lovers prompts #roommates to lovers #roommates to lovers prompts #exes to lovers #exes to lovers prompts #secret relationship #secret relationship prompts

[cometrose]

zhongli is so fucking funny when hes avoiding people like venti last year and neuvillette this year he can’t catch a break he moves like they’re his ex husbands 😭

#zhongli #venti #neuvillette #genshin impact #locking people out of a restaurant or discreetly getting some tea #HE WORKS HARD TO KEEP HIS PEACE #zhongli in a bucket of tea leaves: quickly traveler are they gone #venti and neuvi zhongli’s ex husband and zhongli the man who can’t stay married to save his life is on the run #but has reconciled his differences with venti i believe! they are friends don’t get it twisted zhongli is just a shit #zhongli in the back of restaurant: traveler PLEASE do not tell my ex husbands i’m here or im finished #he moves like a 5 time divorcee #zhongli next year: oh no my 4th ex husband is here during my annual nye party i have to hide!

[wynsvre]

personal comic

#mother may i post my angsty comic about my ex best friend on main? #samposting #comic #my art #wlw #queer

[fitstud]

#towel guy #handsome #ex best friend #fit boy

[elainiisms]

that one homoerotic girl friendship that ended horribly is always like, i hate her more than anyone, i will never stop loving her. she made me who i am, i hate the parts of me she helped create. i miss her more than anything, i can't even look her in the eye. i dream about her most nights, i'll cut off my arm before i even consider reaching out to her again. i want us back, i never want to feel that way again.

#im rambling sorry #wlw #lesbian #sapphic #yearning #love #wlw yearning #sapphic yearning #lesbian yearning #ex best friend #jackieshauna #catradora #rhaenicent #elainposting

[kosmogrl]

walking past someone you once used to know so well and pretending you don't know them is so heartbreaking. deep down I want to run to you and ask you how you've been, tell you about everything that's happened since we stopped talking. and despite all the resentment part of me will always wish we could go back to being inseparable, knowing it's never gonna happen. whatever.

#this is what being neighbors with your ex best friend does to you #don't recommend

[citroncynique]

The eminent members of Miss Furina's Salon Solitaire

I wanted to try my hand at designing human versions for Furina's little friends/assistants/oomfies, I might develop their personalities further at some point hehe

#genshin impact #genshin fontaine #furina #genshin furina #i 100% project onto Crabaletta btw I wanna be her little friend and whisper scandalous things such as YOUR EX HUSBAND IS YEARNING!!! #YEARNING I SAY also you'll never guess what I heard the other day about Lady Clorinde oH MY!! #Usher and Chevalmarin have a thing going on and they're both very constipated about it #actually the three of them are kissing probably #salon solitaire

[folklorianhaze]

idk not to sound like too much of a cupcake or whatever but I love Taylor so much for how earnest she is. Like, as someone who has been told for pretty much as long as I can remember that I'm too much or that I'm annoying or just care too much, I really resonate with how much she's just authentically herself and is brave enough to keep feeling so openly, you know? Sincerity is such a breath of fresh air in a time where it sometimes feels like admitting to having emotions about anything and not being an aloof above-it-all cool girl is somehow an embarrassing thing.

#got called “painfully sincere” by an ex friend as a teenager and it has stuck with me ever since lmao #now i wear it as a badge of honor #i want to be defined by the things i love etc etc #taylor swift

[bucksboobs]

I hope Tommy never leaves I hope he’s Eddie’s Best Man at the Buddie Wedding I hope he gives a toast mentioning that he’s the reason this finally happened I hope he and Chimney and Eddie still hang out I hope he takes Buck to things that Eddie isn’t that interested in the same way he takes Eddie to fights, I hope we find out what his dynamic is with Hen and Bobby and Ravi, I hope he gets a place in that little 118 family he was so jealous of

#Tommy Kinard #whoops I think I love him actually #it’s also VERY gay coded to be friends with your ex so Buck and Tommy being friends works #also I think maybe Buddie occasionally invites him into the bedroom after Chris leaves for college but that’s just me