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alyakthedorklord · 8 months

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I’m having dramatic thoughts about Damian being born to Fem!Bruce ok I’m having THOUGHTS

(TW for alluding to Damian’s conception being nonconsensual)

Okay so set the stage of our Drama- Fem!Bruce (or just AFAB idc) is out on patrol or something and League Parent (Either Talia as in canon, or Ra’s if we’re feeling the creepy old man tonight) drops Damian off with “Hey, watch our son that you birthed and then I stole and let you think was dead for ten years, there’s some infighting in the league.”

(If we’re using Ra’s as dad then Talia is absolutely trying to kill Damian for the position of heir)

Bryce is, understandably, shocked. Her other children? Even more so. Because what do you mean you had a biological child? How did we not know about this?!

Damian isn’t old enough to be pre-robin unless he was cryogenically frozen. Did Bryce really hide a whole fucking pregnancy from them?

Dick is screaming, Jason shows up because he has to see this shit for himself, Bryce is standing in silence, staring at the results of every single test she can think of to confirm that yes, this is her son, this is her Damian, all the info matches up…

Tim tries to speak up, but Jason just turns on him, asking if he’s ready to be replaced too. Bryce didn’t even have to go looking this time!

Tim looks him dead in the eye and points out the birthdate(and death date) on file for Damian Wayne.

It’s exactly eight days before Jason was taken in.

How did Dick and Jason not know about this?

Because they weren’t there.

In the short period of time when Dick was striking out on his own, and before Bryce picked up Jason, League Baby Daddy of your choosing shows up and takes advantage. A simple greeting, a spiked drink, a blurry night, and a pregnancy test later…

Bruce is, as always, in any universe, is terrible at communication. But honestly she can be excused in this case. How exactly do you tell your wayward son ward that, after chasing him off because he was “being reckless” and “putting himself in danger,” you’ve gone and gotten taken advantage of, trusted someone that you had absolutely ZERO business trusting, and now you’re pregnant with an Al Ghul baby? And you’ve decided to keep it? That this isn’t you replacing him or demanding he return, because you understand his need for space, but also you desperately want him back with you because you’re scared but you can never admit it?

How do you do that in a text? Because Dick is not answering the phone.

You don’t. Thats a conversation you have face to face. So the messages Bryce leaves are all “there are some changes and i’d like to talk to you” “there may be a new member of the family soon” “please answer me chum”

Dick doesn’t answer.

Meanwhile, Gotham crime is being weird because “hey robins gone! Dynamic duo is out!” And Bryce is being careful because of her belly and sometimes she has to take breaks and hormones are bullying her and nothing is going her way right now.

And them she goes into labor too soon.

And something goes wrong (League Baby Daddy happens) and she’s told her baby is dead, and now she’s lost two children.

She recovers, and goes back out onto the streets, taking her rage and pain out on the criminals that got a little too bold with her in a hospital bed…

And then there’s a street rat jacking the tires off the Batmobile.

The fucking audacity. The guts. The challenge in his bright blue eyes, the sneer on his lips, the shaggy black hair. Skin just a bit darker than hers, not quite an Al Ghul’s deep olive but somewhere in the middle.

Is this what her Damian would have looked like? Is this what her son would have grown up to be?

Maybe its the hormones, maybe she’s projecting. She knows its a bad idea, but Bryce takes the kid home. Alfred gives her a knowing and slightly disapproving look, but accepts the new child with open arms, because there’s worse things. Jason fits in easily, and soon enough, Batman has a Robin again, and Bryce is smiling again, and begins to heal from the pain of losing Damian.

But Dick? Dick is PISSED.

Upon seeing news of a new Robin/Wayne, he finally looks though his messages, and comes to the wrong conclusion that Bryce was looking for a kid to replace him this whole time. She might have tried to get his input, but had eventually made a decision like this without him. And so he’s back, and he’s angry, and Bryce gets defensive because Jason is a good kid and she can’t use her dead baby to win an argument, not when the wound is so fresh.

So life continues. Jason dies, comes back, is angry because he listened in on a few arguments and now ALSO thinks Bryce actively hunted him down to be Robin, and now she’s done the same with Tim.

Bryce keeps quiet, because how is she supposed to explain after all these years? Jason is right to be angry. She let her emotions get the better of her and dragged a sweet boy into her life. The loss of all three if her children was her own fault, because she put him into the line of fire. There’s no excuse for that.

So years pass. Tempers settle somewhat, Bryce holds her grief close to her chest because she can’t do that to her children, but… then Damian is back. And it all explodes.

The story comes out in bits and pieces. Tim figures out a timeline based on the rest of the info in the file, and Bryce and Alfred slowly fill it in.

And like- they’re all still angry, and it is justified, because what the fuck, Bryce. But also…

Dick is horrified. He had been so angry, so so angry, reading those messages that he now knows, with this new information, were a cry for help. Bryce had been desperate and scared and wanted nothing more than to just talk to him after their fight, and when he had come back after something like this had happened he had immediately started another fight.

Jason isn’t sure how to feel. He hadn’t been taken in to be a replacement soldier, he had been taken in to be a replacement son. What is he supposed to do with that? Knowing that Bryce had seen him at his worst, and taken him in and shoved down her grief to help him?

Tim is wondering if every time Bryce backed away with an unreadable expression, it hadn’t been keeping herself emotionally distant, it was grief for the sons she had lost.

Steph is realizing that Bruce wasn’t lying, when Steph had to give her own baby up and Bryce had hugged her and said “I understand.”

Damian is sitting in a corner wondering what the ever-loving FUCK is going on. Why is everyone crying this is pathetic. Father take him home he prefers the threat of imminent death.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months

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Clint: You’re giving Yelena a key to your apartment?

Kate: That’s right, I gave her the key to my heart and now I’m giving her the key to my ap-heart-ment.

Clint:

Kate: [smiles]

#source: crazy ex girlfriend #clint barton #clint barton incorrect quotes #hawkeye #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #yelena belova #kate x yelena #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Bucky: *walks into Y/n’s room to see her standing on her bed*

Bucky: Y/n, why are you standing on the bed?

Y/n: It’s my room Dad. I can stand wherever I want

Bucky: *sighs* Where’s the spider? Y/n: UNDER THE DESK, PLEASE GET IT

#bucky x daughter!reader #bucky x teen!reader #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #incorrect bucky barnes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel fluff #marvel mcu #incorrect marvel cinematic universe #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect marvel #bucky x teenager hydra assassin #avengers incorrect quotes #Bucky x avenger daughter #incorrect avengers #Ex hydra assassin terrified of a tiny spider

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growingexjocks · 10 months

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Outgrowing Spiderman - Tom Holland x Andrew Garfield: Ch 4

Ch 1, Ch 2, Ch 3, Ch 3.5, Ch 4

You Can't Gain Weight Without Others Noticing

Others on set begin to notice Tom and Andrew's weight gain, but that doesn't stop them from getting some final damage in in a final stuffing where Andrew fattens up Tom Holland out of his Spiderman suit...

(edited photo creds: https://www.tumblr.com/chubbycelebs85)

As Tom's belly rounded out, he couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and satisfaction. He loved the feeling of being full and having his belly pressed against Andrew's. Despite their indulgences, they still went to the gym to keep their muscles and asses firm, but they also loved their newfound curves.

Tom's belly continued to round out, becoming more pronounced and irresistible to the touch. Despite their growing appetites, the couple decided to hit the gym together to maintain their firm muscles and toned asses. They were determined to keep their ex-jock physiques.

On set, both Tom and Andrew received comments about their weight gain and how their tight suits barely contained their growing forms. But instead of feeling embarrassed, the remarks only fueled their desires and turned them on even more. Tom, being the flirtatious one, couldn't resist teasing the movie crew, using his charm to secure even more food on set, much to Andrew's delight.

One day, the director approached Andrew to discuss his concern about Andrew's expanding belly and how it might not fit the image they had in mind for the movie. Before Andrew could respond, the director called over Tom, who had been snacking on some nearby treats. As Tom approached, the director's eyes widened in shock at the sight of Tom's significant weight gain.

"Tom, Andrew, I didn't realize you both had gained so much weight," the director stammered, unable to hide his amazement. "I know you two have been working out, but it seems like your appetite for food and, ahem, each other, has grown even stronger."

(edited photo creds: https://www.tumblr.com/chubbycelebs85)

Tom and Andrew exchanged knowing glances, their dicks throbbing at the mention of their shared secret. They couldn't help but feel a sense of pride in the fact that their weight gain had become a topic of conversation, even with the director. Tom looked Andrew up and down, fresh from being on set in his Spiderman costume, which nowadays was illy fitting his growing form. Andrew likewise gazed at Tom and observed how even though he was wearing a workout tank top, it was clear that he hadn't broken a sweat all day or even all week because his "workout breaks" he told the film crew were really just an excuse for him to go to his trailer and stuff his face with donuts from the snack table.

"We'll do what we can to keep our suits fitting," Tom replied with a sly grin, "But we can't promise we won't indulge from time to time."

The director sighed, knowing there was little he could do to change the situation. "Alright, just try to keep it in check, okay? We don't want the audience to focus too much on your expanding waistlines."

Tom and Andrew nodded, their dicks twitching with excitement at the thought.

As the weeks went on, Tom and Andrew found it increasingly difficult to balance their feeding with their professional lives. But the challenge only made their secret desires more intoxicating. They spent their mornings working out intensely at the gym, trying to maintain their muscular ex-jock physiques, and their evenings indulging in their fantasies. Their feedings easily became the highlight of their day.

One evening, after a particularly grueling workout, Tom and Andrew returned to their shared home, their bodies glistening with sweat. As Tom stepped into the shower, Andrew couldn't help but admire his boyfriend's form, his eyes lingering on Tom's round belly and the way it stuck out over his waist. His dick throbbed at the thought of what was to come. After Tom finished showering, Andrew led him to their bedroom, where he had prepared a feast of all their favorite foods. Tom's eyes lit up at the sight, his dick already growing hard in anticipation. He couldn't wait to be fed and to feel his belly swell even more.

They started their evening tradition, with Andrew carefully tying Tom up and placing him in the center of the bed. Tom, dressed in his already tight new Spider-Man suit, eagerly awaited the first bite. Andrew began to feed him, savoring the look of pure pleasure on Tom's face with each morsel. As Tom's belly expanded and the fabric of his suit stretched to its limits, they both became more and more turned on.

Andrew, his own dick straining against his pants, decided to take things up a notch. He whispered into Tom's ear, "I want to see just how much of a fat piggy you can become. I want you to beg for it."

Tom, his cheeks flushed with arousal, eagerly complied. "Andrew, make me your fat piggy. I want to feel my suit bursting at the seams. I need it," he moaned, his dick throbbing with each word.

Andrew grinned, his own arousal reaching new heights. He continued to feed Tom, watching as his belly swelled larger and larger, the tight suit creaking under the pressure. They lost track of time, their focus solely on the erotic display unfolding before them.

Tom's belly had grown to an impressive size, the new Spider-Man suit barely containing his girth. The sight of his boyfriend's transformation drove Andrew wild with desire, and he knew he couldn't resist any longer.

Suddenly, Andrew wanted to see Tom full to new extremes, he grabbed several cupcakes and began shoving them in Tom's mouth. He would smush them into his mouth, and then grab several more as Tom gulped quickly to eat each cupcake as Andrew shoved another one as soon as he finished the last. Andrew knew that if they really wanted Tom to rip his suit, they would need to make him eat as much as he could as fast as possible so that Tom couldn't even realize how full he was.

Andrew wrapped his arm around Tom's belly as he used his other arm to feed Tom. He then shoved his belly into Tom's own bloated belly as he began to dry hump him as Tom continued to ravenously feast. Andrew rubbed Tom's belly as he assessed how much more give the suit had before it would finally rip. The material was stretchy, but he could tell that it was approaching it's limit because of the way he could see Tom's doughy belly trying to break through the material. The fabric was stretched so tight, he could see how it was starting to have a reflective sheen upon its surface.

Looking down, he could see after each cupcake Tom shoved into his greedy stomach, his suit seemed to get tighter and tighter. It was most obvious in the area surrounding his belly button, as Tom's belly, although growing more jiggly lately, seemed to have the consistency right now of a blown-up yoga ball, and was starting to have little give as Andrew rubbed and grabbed it.

He wanted to test how full Tom was as he fingered Tom's belly button to see how deep it was, an indicator of how bloated his belly was. He was shocked at how his finger seemed to sink almost fully into his belly button, as he gazed in awe at the hungry monster he was creating. Andrew had created a pig, and Tom wouldn't stop eating until Andrew told him he could stop.

Andrew then moved his hand from Tom's deep belly button over to his love handles and tried to grab a handful. He could only make a feeble attempt as his hand tried to pinch a roll of fat, but the smooth lycra of the Spiderman suit made the rolls instantly slip out of his hand, a testament to how full Tom's belly was.

Andrew, wanting to finish their feast with a grand finale, wound his hand back and then slapped Tom's huge bloated belly with great force. Tom's belly reverberated from the force as his fat rippled, and a cupcake flew out of his mouth and onto Andrew's belly.

Tom let out a loud burp from the sudden force of Andrew slapping his belly. Andrew chuckled to himself and asked, "What, had enough piggy?"

"No, I can... still... eat more... I'm still hungry..." Tom said in response.

"Figures, you Fatass." Andrew said with a grin, and then commanded, "Don't think you can get away with not finishing the cupcake, eat it off my gut!"

Tom moans in pleasure as he leans over and tries to get the cupcake into his mouth. With his body tied to the chair still, and his arms restrained, there was only so much he could do. His rolls poured over his waist and onto his crotch, and the weight of his belly moving up and down towards ravenously licking Andrew's belly was making his dick even harder.

After licking the frosting around Andrew's belly, Tom tried to reach his head towards the cupcake resting on the shelf of Andrew's huge gut. He couldn't crane his neck high enough, and Andrew asks him, "What, too fat to eat on your own? Are you really so lazy you can't do it yourself or are you really too fat to help yourself now? And I see you getting hard off this, don't think you can get off before I do, you're not the only one that gets to enjoy himself."

"Andrew grabs Tom by his curly hair and slams his head into Andrew's own belly button as he makes Tom clean out the frosting and cake deep within the crevice. Tom and Andrew moan in unison as Andrew feels Tom's soft tongue reach into Andrew's plush gut and clean him out.

"You're already hard, now it's my turn! As Andrew grabs Tom by the hair again and takes off his other arm wrapped around Tom's stuffed belly, as he slides the cupcake on top of his gut into Tom's mouth. He then makes Tom, as he tries to swallow the cupcake, go down and suck his dick while he has the cupcake in his mouth.

With a mouthful of cake and frosting, Tom begins to suck on Andrew's dick.

Andrew proceeds to then get hard as Tom continues to suck him off. In a horny frenzy, Andrew would repeat the cycle of grabbing more cupcakes and shoving them into Tom's mouth as he used his other hand to pull Tom's hair up and bring his mouth back to the plate of cupcakes for a refill. Eventually, Tom was nearing finishing off all the cupcakes. On the last cupcake, Andrew shoved it forcefully into Tom's mouth as he then shoved his head back upon his dick.

Wanting a grand finale of pleasure, he decides Tom deserves a reward and begins to jerk Tom off as his other hand surveyed the damage of his tight Spiderman suit. With satisfaction, he realized he had accomplished his goal as the suit was stuffed to the seams.

Suddenly, Tom heard a loud rip as his belly came surging forward, jiggling finally free in all its glory. Andrew untied Tom and pressed his own body against his lover's, their dicks rubbing together as they kissed passionately. The sensation was overwhelming, and they both knew they were teetering on the edge of ecstasy.

Their moans filled the room as they continued to grind against each other, their bodies slick with sweat and desire. It wasn't long before they reached their climax, and their dicks pulsated as they shared their intimate moment full and satisfied.

Outgrowing Spiderman - Ch 1, Ch 2, Ch 3, Ch 3.5, Ch 4

Other stories by me with Tom Holland:

Stuffing on Set - Ch 1, Ch 2

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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year

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Thor: When I was a baby I didn’t cry at all and they took me to a healer because they thought I was broken-

Thor: But I was just a super chill baby!

#source: crazy ex girlfriend #incorrect marvel quotes #thor imagine #thor #avengers imagine #avengers #marvel imagine #marvel #MCU imagine #MCU

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imtryingbuck · 7 days

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Too Late part two

~ gif not mine credit to owner ~

Pairing: Steve Rogers x fem!Reader. Fem!Reader x Conrad (whoever you picture)

Summary: part two of Too Late

Word count: 2,613

Warnings: angst. fluff. lies? Steve makes an appearance.

Part 1

Masterlist

Now in the two years since she had left she finally felt at peace, she found herself.

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For close to a year Conrad would visit Y/n in her little sanctuary that sat alone in the woodland area, for those months Y/n didn’t trust him of course she didn’t he was a member of Hydra, the bad guys who spend years and years destroying the goodness that was James Buchanan Barnes, destroyed and killed those that didn’t bow down to them and abide by their rules.

And while yes Conrad decided not to put a bullet in her head like she had asked for him to do, choosing to open her eyes to the betrayal, he chose to give her a second chance in life he was still the guy apart of a terrible organisation.

Even though she didn’t trust him she did have to admit that she appreciated his help, appreciated his company. Every time he visited he brought supplies and food for her, he even showed up once with a van that had a ray of different livestock in the back so she could start a little farm up like she had wanted to do.

Y/n tried, she really did try to not get too comfortable with Conrad but he was just so easy to talk to about everything and anything, she appreciated that he never once mentioned Steven and his betrayal with Natasha. She hated how funny he was, she hated how much she missed him when he left to go back to the monstrous organisation that was Hydra. Hated how he occupied her mind when he wasn’t there helping around the house fixing things and only accepting a nice cold glass of homemade lemonade from her.

She definitely hated how much he looked so attractive when he chopped fresh firewood for her.

She especially hated that.

It wasn’t fair, he was supposed to be the enemy yet he had treated her better in those few months than anyone had ever.

It had been exactly four months, three weeks and two days since Conrad had last been to visit and she hated it. Though she had the many animals to keep her company she had to admit she was kind of going a bit crazy.

Molly the cow would look at her like she was insane when Y/n would be perch upon on the wooden little stool that Conrad had made for her, talking to the cow as she milked her. Y/n swore that one time the black spotted animal rolled her eyes at the woman once.

Y/n walked into the pigpen fussing over the month old piglets that were the most precious little things she had ever laid eyes on. When her leg was knocked she looked down to see Grumpy, named perfectly for his grumpiness, she patted him on his head telling him to hold on for food, chuckling lightly when he snorted in response. The moment she finished putting the food in the trough she heard the unmistakable sound of a car coming up the gravelled driveway.

Nobody had ever come up to where she lived apart from…

“H-he’s back” she mumbled to herself before dropping the bucket with a clank and running out finding herself nearly tripping over her own foot when she had to turn back around to shut the gate of the pigpen.

Running to the front of the house she saw the same car Conrad always came in, her eyebrows pulled together when she saw two figures sitting in the front, as the car got closer her heart started beating faster as she noticed Conrad and another figure she had come to know because of Steve.

“Y/n-“ Conrad shouts as soon as he gets out of the driver side door “-god I’ve missed you” he jogs over to her and wraps his arms around her frame, pulling back when he notices she doesn’t hug him back but is staring at the other person who stands by the car. “I can explain everything I promise”

“It’s nice seeing you again Y/n.”

Two sets of eyes moved back and forth as Y/n paced around in front of them. One was nervous the other didn’t care about her reaction, well lack of one. Conrad went to speak but the other person in the room shook their head.

“Y-you lied-“

“I didn’t lie-“

“You didn’t tell me the truth!”

“Because I couldn’t, I’m sorry Y/n”

“It’s true Y/n. He couldn’t tell you the truth”

The truth being that Conrad was never a member of Hydra but a SHIELD agent. He had been undercover for four years. There were a handful of agents that were sent undercover and Conrad was one of them, the plan was to take Hydra down from the inside.

From what Conrad had said that it had worked, they had successfully captured members of Hydra one by one.

“Bu-but your meant to be the enemy”

“Yet you trusted him”

Y/n’s eyes squinted at the man sat next to Conrad “I understand that I’ve got real bad judgment when it comes to trusting men Fury”.

“I understand your confused but to be honest Conrad never lied to you-“

“I’ve been thinking he’s the bad guy from the moment he kidnapped me!”

“And yet you trusted him enough to let him come into your home”

“I-shut up. Okay so why are you telling me now?”

“I’ll let him fill you in on that. I’m going to go, it was nice meeting you again Y/n, truly. Goodbye”

Y/n watches Fury stand up fixing his trench coat before nodding to both of them then leaving. Taking the car with him. Leaving with a promise, promising her that Steve doesn’t and will never know that she’s alive.

Conrad’s eyes never moved away from Y/n, patting the seat next to him sighing a breath of relief when she sits. “I’m sorry for not telling you the truth about me, I wasn’t allowed to.”

“No I understand, sorry for overreacting”

“You didn’t-“ he chuckles “I missed you”

“I missed you too”

“So I erm I-I told Fury I want to retire and he’s accepted it, bu-but I was wondering i-if you would have me, here I mean”

“You want to say here? With me?”

“I haven’t got any family anymore a-and I feel happy here”

Conrad hated the silence that followed, he was about to tell her that it didn’t matter, that he would still come to visit, that he was sorry for overstepping when she finally spoke.

“We’ve got piglets. They are the cutest things ever, want to come look?”

“”We”?”

“Well yeah you live here now so…”

He moved so fast wrapping his arms around her, bringing her into his chest. Mumbling thank you over and over again.

In a way Conrad went off script when he took Y/n from her shared apartment with Steve, it was Hydra’s plan all along. The plan was to find a way to destroy Captain America. They had heard from a Hydra agent that was undercover with SHIELD that America’s golden boy had a girlfriend but was cheating on her with the black widow. The plan was to use Y/n as a way to get Steve to stop destroying their ‘hard work’. They were going to blackmail him, telling him that they won’t tell Y/n about his straying ways as long as he did what they said.

It was foolproof as the double agent told them that Steve was in love with Y/n.

Even though he had been cheating on her with someone she thought was her friend.

But Conrad knew that Hydra would hurt her just to get Steve to break. And that wasn’t something he could stand by and watch so he told the team he had been in charge of that he had gotten word that it was time to go ahead and kidnap Y/n. He did have to admit that it was admirable that she put up a fight against ten men who were ten times bigger than her, he hated it when Mitch punched her.

Due to having eyes on him he had to act as if the tears that were coming out from her pretty eyes wasn’t bothering him when she watched her boyfriend and friend sleeping together. When the Avengers showed up he couldn’t stop his eyes from rolling as Steve tries to make a pathetic attempt at explaining his betrayal. He did have to force himself to stifle the laugh that tried to make its way out when Natasha had tears in her eyes hearing that she meant nothing to Steve.

Conrad’s heart clenched at hearing that she was pregnant because she had already asked him to kill her, a thing that he agreed to do even if he didn’t want to. But hearing that she had lost her unborn baby made his heart clench even harder.

Getting her out of the rundown facility was easy as his team were to focused on keeping their eyes and guns trained on the Avengers. Getting her to the farmhouse that sat alone in the middle of nowhere was easy even if she was driving him mad when she kept asking him where he was taking her.

Fury found out that it was Conrad that had ‘killed’ Y/n a few months back when he had to meet the man to talk about how the progress was going. Fury was angry. He had met Y/n a handful of times he thought she was sweet, nice, definitely didn’t deserve to have her life to be ended the way it was. That was until Conrad told him the truth.

For the four months, three weeks and two days since he hadn’t seen her it had drove him insane he wanted so badly to reach out to her and let her know that he was thinking about her, that he was definitely coming back to her. Fury made him go no contact with her until the dust settled around them.

Conrad begged Fury not to let Steve know about Y/n being alive or where she was, Nick wasn’t a stupid man he knew that Conrad had clearly grown fond of Y/n. Finding out what Steve had done, he gave the man pacing around in his office his word. Steve would never find out.

“Con! We’ve got a runner!” Y/n screamed trying to chase after one of the pigs who decided to make a run for it. “She’s coming your way”

“I’ve got eyes on her! I’ve got her!” He cheered picking up the animal, who actually sighed in defeat.

“Shes so fast it’s unbelievable”

“I know, she was on a mission to get away” he laughed placing the pig back down into the pen.

“Her mission fail- what?”

“I love you”

“I love you too”

“Gimme a kiss- wait…”

It had been two years since Conrad had joined Y/n at the farmhouse after retiring, in those two years Conrad had confessed his feelings for her, he understood that she probably needed some time since how her last relationship had ended so he was completely shocked when she jumped into his arms and kissed him. Through them two years they lived happily in complete ignorance of the world around them.

“What?” Following Conrad’s eyes looking up at the sky she frowned. “That’s one of SHIELD’s jets Con…”

“I know. Stay close to me okay”

“Obviously”

They watch in silence as the jet lowers on the field just at the back of their home, the door comes open and the ramp begins to descend. They share confused glances at seeing no one making an appearance, when someone finally stands in the doorway Y/n gasps.

It’s been four years to that day since she last saw him. Those four years weren’t kind to him honestly. His hair was longer and he was even sporting a beard. He looked bigger in muscle though his face was slimmer, his once bright blue eyes were now sunken and dull.

“H-how did he find us?” She whispered unable to move her eyes away from him.

Steve Rogers had found them.

And unfortunately was now making his way down the ramp.

Since Y/n had her eyes trained on his approaching figure she didn’t notice the rest of the Avengers making their exit from the jet. Even Loki and Bruce were there.

“You-you made out that you’ve been dead for four years and yet here you are shacking it up with the enemy” his voice was deeper than it use to be.

“How did you find her?” Conrad asked standing in front of her, not liking the way Steve’s eyes moved up and down her body.

“You let me believe that you was dead baby, for four years I’ve-“

“What are you doing here?” She cut him off.

“Fury. He’s not as sneaky as he thinks.”

“Why are you here Steven?”

“I want you back” Steve states as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world.

“Not happening. Leave all of you”

“Baby I made a mistake-“

“Don’t come any closer Rogers. I mean it” it’s now Conrad’s turn to interrupt him. Steve cocks his head to the side and laughs. But does as the other man says.

“He’s Hydra baby-“

“He was undercover for SHIELD. Please leave now”

“Is that what he told you?”

“It’s what Fury told me. Leave”

“Just come home okay, I can be better please baby I love you”

“I’m already home. Tony, Bucky please get him gone”

Bucky looks at her with an unreadable expression on his face “it’s nice to see you again Y/n/n. Come on Steve she’s happy here let-“

“No. No because she isn’t. She can’t just run away and pretend she’s dead-“

“You was cheating on me Steven. With my so called friend as well. I’m happy here, I don’t want you anymore”

“Natasha meant and still means nothing to me baby, it was a mistake, one that I want to make up for. Please just come home”

“I don’t care, I stopped caring about you and her a long time ago. I won’t ask-“

“Just come home!” Steve shouts cutting her off.

“She is home! Just leave and move on”

Standing there Steve shakes his head slowly before looking back up to Y/n. “D-do you really love him?”

“I do”

“Does he make you happy?”

“He does”

Nodding, defeat and acceptance written on his face. “I really am sorry for everything I did Y/n, I-I never wanted to hurt you, I’m sorry truly.”

Leaving Conrad’s side she walks closer to Steve, standing in front of the man who she loved so much, the man who broke her heart. “I forgive you Steve, I’m happy now. Conrad is a great person and he makes me happy”

“I’m glad. I-I’ll always love you Y/n. Goodbye” Steve says before walking backwards and turning around to walk up to the jet. Everyone all except Natasha nods or waves to Y/n before following their captain.

Watching the jet leave Conrad moves closer to her wrapping his arms around her waist, kissing her neck. “You alright my love?”

“I’m more then alright, come on I’m starving and let’s not forget I am eating for two”

Hand in hand with Conrad she walks into their farmhouse seeing the positive side to seeing Steve again, it felt like a weight had been lifted off her shoulders.

At first Steve cheating on her was the worst thing that ever happened to her, but now four years later she was finally happier than ever before with the man who loves her and their unborn baby.

Tags: @imcinnamoons | @pigeonmama | @vicmc624 | @capsbestgirl77

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kenisle · 3 months

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every time scott lang appears in someone else’s movie all he does is show up, look confused, make goofy jokes, smile, baffle everyone, and be extremely useful

#mcu #scott lang #ant man #cacw #avengers endgame #what if your deus ex machina was an ex-con who loves his daughter and has the exact obscure gizmo you need #total wild card. integral to the plot yet almost completely removed from the central emotional conflict #the blip lasted five years because that’s how long scott was trapped in the quantum realm #THAT’S his impact #and then he turned into a baby and an old man and pissed his time suit

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musclesandhammering · 5 months

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Loki deserves to have an active role in the multiversal war. He deserves to fight alongside the Avengers. He deserves to save the day, he deserves to use his new time powers against a big bad, he-

#listen I’ve heard people saying loki is way too OP now to be in anymore battle scenes #but LISTEN #he’s only omniscient and omnipotent while he’s holding the branches #if he leaves his throne yeah he’ll still be able to timeslip and freeze time and do telekinesis and stuff #but he won’t be so overpowered that he can’t still be realistically used in a fight scene #it’s just that the fight needs to be against someone who is also super powerful #I need a scene of kang realising that to take control of the multiverse he has to dethrone loki #so he shows up to where the citadel used to be with an army or a badass weapon or smth #and we get a loki v kang 1v1 fight scene in which loki kicks his ass #but then afterwards he realises that more trouble is brewing so the multiversal avengers have to be assembled #and he’s just like a Nick fury type person appearing via astral projections and stuff for most of the movie/saga/whatever #but then at then end when the big battle is going on and the avengers are losing #he has to get up and actually come to the battlefield to handle shit himself #like a deus ex machina #and then afterwards he goes back to the TVA and lives happily ever after the end #loki series #loki meta #loki finale spoilers #avengers kang dynasty #avengers secret wars

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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Tony: Hey wait a minute. Y/n and Bucky’s not here.

Sam: What you do mean by Y/n and Bucky’s not here?

Tony: I MEAN Y/N AND THE FUCKING WINTER SOLDIER ISN’T HERE, GENERAL BIRD-BRAIN!!!

Yelena: Oh my god, I’m using that

Steve: ENOUGH! I’ll call them* calls Y/n’s phone*

Y/n: Hello?

Steve: Y/n, where tf are you and Bucky?? I’m here, Sam’s here, Tony’s here, your aunt’s here-

Peter: *arrives* Sorry I’m late guys. I had chem homework

Steve: Queens just swung in. You two are the only ones not here!

Y/n: What the hell are you talking about, you star-spangled idiot. Bucky and I are at 103 Presley Street, like the address said. Where the tf are you?

Steve: I’m at.... Aw shit. *hangs up* GUYS WE’RE AT THE WRONG LOCATION!!!

Tony: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE’RE THE WRONG LOCATION CAPSICLE?!!!!!!

Steve: I MEAN WE ARE AT THE WRONG LOCATION ANTHONY EDWARD!!

Sam: ENOUGH!! Let’s go to the correct location

BONUS:

Bucky: Did Steve give them the wrong location?

Y/n: Yes dekta. Yes he did

Bucky: Why am I friends with him?

Y/n: You know you have a crazy family when the ex-HYDRA assassins are the only ones who do stuff right the first time

Bucky: You’re absolutely right doll

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somedaylazysomeday · 1 year

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SomedayLazySomeday's Masterlist

Hey, friends! Here is the collection of everything I’ve written up to this point. Fics have their own page to keep things neat, and those links are posted under the media to which they belong.

All fics feature a female reader with minimal physical description and no use of ‘Y/N’. All of these works are rated mature or explicit and are not intended for minors. Please take note of the warnings listed on the chapter links for each fic.

Thanks for reading and enjoy!

- Ink

Arcane (2021)

Good Intentions - Silco x fem!reader. - 54.7k words. Reader runs a charitable organization, the Haven, which seeks to help people overcome their Shimmer addiction. Silco soon takes an intense interest in the Haven and the woman who operates it.

Noisy - Viktor x fem!reader. - 7.2k words. Reader is a student at the Piltover Academy and lives in student housing, one floor below Viktor. He’s a bit of an insomniac… and a noisy one at that.

Avengers (2012)

Cold - Loki x fem!reader. - 3k words. Reader is in a casual physical relationship with Loki. When she attends a party at Avengers Tower with someone else, he’s bothered by the idea that she’s ashamed of him. Themes of jealousy and minor monsterfucking.

Beetlejuice

A Deal with a Demon - Beetlejuice x fem!reader. - 13.3k words. Reader is a witch who’s a little down on her luck. She summons a demon for help, but he turns out to be very different from what she expected. Themes of magic, desperation, and monsterfucking.

Black Sails

Captured - Captain Charles Vane x fem!reader. - 9.1k words. Reader disguised herself as a man to cross the ocean, but her ship was captured by pirates who brought her on as a member of their crew. Vane eventually figures out the truth. Dub-con themes in Part One; mind the warnings!

The Boondock Saints

Na Buachaillí - Murphy MacManus x fem!reader, Connor MacManus x fem!reader. - 13k words. Reader is a high school science teacher working temp jobs over Christmas break to help pay for her divorce.

Ex Machina (2015)

Winner Take All - Nathan Bateman x fem!reader. - 11.6k words. Reader knows Nathan from MIT, and they constantly run into each other during trivia night at a local bar. Enemies to friends to lovers vibes.

The Gray Man (2022)

Paranoid - Lloyd Hansen x fem!reader. - 9.7k words. Reader runs into Lloyd and he takes a liking to her. She can’t say the same for him. Dark!fic with themes of non-con. Mind the warnings on this one!

The Hobbit

Dexterity - Thorin Oakenshield x fem!reader. - 14.6k words. Reader sells wool at Erebor’s markets and is familiar with the king, handsome and aloof. But Thorin rapidly warms up when a storm forces her to stay in Erebor overnight…

A Boon - Elvenking Thranduil x fem!reader. - 20.2k words. Reader owns a bar in Lake-Town and is very unimpressed with the Elvenking, even as he slowly works to win her over. Enemies to lovers vibes.

Labyrinth

Dreams - Jareth x fem!reader. - 7.7k words. Reader wished away her college roommate, beat the labyrinth, and resisted the Goblin King. But he isn’t done with her yet… Themes of dark fae, magic, and predator/prey.

Random Jareth Fics - Jareth x fem!reader - 6.8k words. Reader is a teacher who was wished away by a young student. She becomes Jareth’s eyes and ears in the human world, working to keep his legend alive. Over time, she becomes less human, but an occasional need still arises.

Narcos

Informant - Javier Peña x fem!reader. - 2.3k words. Reader has some information about Pablo Escobar and ends up making a different sort of deal. (Similar in tone to Oaths, but I hadn’t quite figured out how to write Javier Peña’s character yet.)

Oaths - Javier Peña x fem!reader. - 11.5k words. Reader is a nurse who treats the Escobar family. She turns information over to the DEA, though she doesn’t care for the agent assigned to her case.

Matter of Perspective - Captain Horacio Carrillo x fem!reader. - 9.6k words. Reader works for the DEA in Columbia and accompanies the Search Bloc to prove one of her theories. Enemies to lovers vibes.

Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood

Blood Donor - Eric Northman x fem!reader. - 2.4k words. Reader is a were-animal working for the vampires of a town Eric is visiting. You are sent to feed him.

Star Wars

Target Acquired - Jango Fett x fem!reader. - 9.6k words. Reader is a bounty hunter who often finds herself in direct competition with Jango Fett. They have a deal: whoever catches the bounty sets the terms of their night together.

Pursuit - Boba Fett x fem!reader. - 6.5k words. Reader is a bounty Boba finds, but she must convince him to let her go… even if they both know it’s only temporary.

Star Wars: The Bad Batch

Hunted - Hunter x fem!reader. - 7.3k words. Reader works with the Bad Batch. She has a crush on Hunter that seems one-sided… until a chance encounter with a mysterious substance on a mission. Sex pollen and themes of predator/prey.

Aim - Crosshair x fem!reader. - 9.9k words. Reader works with the Bad Batch and gets stranded with Crosshair after a mission. They won’t make it back to the Havoc Marauder without blowing off some steam. Enemies to lovers vibes in both parts.

Experiment - Tech x fem!reader. - 3.5k words. Tech thinks he can’t be distracted from his work. Reader bets that isn’t true, and she’s willing to prove it.

Stretch - Wrecker x fem!reader. - 13.5k words. Reader and Wrecker are a strong couple, but there are some challenges that come with dating someone so physically large.

Different, But Still Good - TBB!Echo x fem!reader. - 3.4k words. Reader is a sex-positive asexual, unbothered by the ways Echo was changed during his time with the Separatists. They’re both a little surprised when he volunteers to help on an unusually needy day.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Bitten - Commander Wolffe x fem!reader. - 13.4k words. Reader has a crush on Broadside, a pilot with the 501st. When it isn’t returned, a helpful stranger encourages her to let Wolffe provide a distraction.

Tied Up in You - Commander Fox x fem!reader. - 9.8k words. Established relationship between Fox and Reader. Sickeningly sweet glimpses at a loving, unlikely relationship.

Misbehaving - Commander Cody x fem!reader. - 9.2k words. Reader is in a relationship with Cody. Their relationship is one of control and boundaries, but they’re both willing and ready to test each other.

Star Wars: Legends

Bodyguard - Alpha-17 x fem!reader. - 9.2k words. Reader is a Senatorial aide, assigned to work for a hated senator who endangers both of their lives with his politics. Fortunately, Alpha is sent to keep them safe.

Gar Cyare Spice Fics - Alpha-17 x fem!reader. - 6.8k words. Assorted spicy chapters of an ongoing fic on my main blog. (Gar Cyare by WanderingInkSplot) Established relationship between Alpha and the fem!reader.

The Boys

Hooked - Billy Butcher x fem!reader. - 8k words. Reader is a tow truck driver sent to tow Butcher's car. He's less than pleased.

The Walking Dead

Arm Candy - Negan x fem!reader. - 18k words. Reader is a Savior and a prospective wife. Negan likes to show her off at meetings, but he is easily the most distracted person in the room.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 7 months

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Jennifer: You’re giving Natasha a key to your apartment?

Y/N: That’s right, I gave her the key to my heart and now I’m giving the key to my ap-heart-ment.

Jennifer:

Y/N: [smiles]

#source: crazy ex girlfriend #jennifer walters #jennifer walters incorrect quotes #she hulk #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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abbatoirablaze · 7 months

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Ex Wive's Club, Chapter 23

Word Count: 1.7k

Warnings: angst. Mentions of sex/smut. Manipulation, implied cheating.

“St-Steve…I need your help in he-“

“I can’t help, Cami…” Steve said quickly as he grabbed his go-bag, “Peggy just called and said that she-“

“Peggy!” Cami growled, stomping into the main hall where Steve was already halfway to the door, “What does Peggy really need from you Steve? I need help with the girls. They-“

“Cami…Peggy needs help getting acclimated!” he growled back in response, “you can handle the girls. They are fine! You are fine! Peggy is having a hard time!”

“So you’re leaving me?” she asked angrily, “taking your go bag and disappearing until Peggy is fine?”

“Cami-“

“You know, I think it’s pretty wild that all of a sudden she’s known for having these mind-blowing panic attacks where you have to be there for her at all times of the day,” Cami groaned, “I thought you said she was a decorated soldier for the Brits. Hmm? Thought she was capable of fitting in anywhere and always adapting!”

“Cami, adapting in wartime in the 40’s is way different than jumping forward over a hundred years!”

“So, you’re just going to leave, then?”

Steve’s jaw twitched for a moment before he dropped his go bag at the coat rack by the entryway.

“What would you have me do, Cami?”

Cami’s angry attitude immediately faded, and she stepped towards her husband. Steve stood stock-still and watched her walk up to him and immediately wrap her arms around his middle. Steve watched her for a moment before reacting. He could feel the sadness around him like a humid day.

“I miss my husband,” she all but whimpered against him. Steve sighed as he felt her heart beating against his chest, “I need you Steve…me and the girls…we-we need you here with us…at least some of the time.”

And his heart ached as she looked up at him, her eyes tearfully looking into his own. Gently, he reached down and stroked away her tears with his thumbs, before pressing his lips softly to hers.

They worked slowly with one another, calculating the other’s next move, while working perfectly in sync.

“I love you, bunny.”

“I love you, Steve…”

He sighed as he leaned his forehead against hers. His eyes fluttered open, and he saw the pain in her own eyes. He dropped his go bag beside him and wrapped his arms low on her waist, “how about you go make some lunch for the girls, and I’ll get them set up? Then after we get them down for a nap, we spend a little mommy daddy time together, where I show you exactly how much you mean to me, and why you and the girls will always come first.”

“I-I like the sound of that,” she admitted softly with a nod. Steve smiled and pressed another gentle kiss to her lips before patting her ass and letting her out of reach, “I-I’ll go make lunch…”

“Okay, bunny. I’ll go get the girls in line.”

Steve sighed softly to himself as he wrapped his arm around his wife. Cami moaned softly from his chest, while her core fluttered around his cock. Steve’s eyes closed as he focused on her breathing and how he heard her heart thrashing in her chest.

“You know…days like this…I live for it…” he admitted softly as he looked down at his docile wife. She gave him a loving look, and he brushed the hair off her face, “I love it.”

“You live for this?”

“Not the arguing…but this,” he answered, gesturing to how they were currently, “us…together…me deep inside of you, stretching that pretty little-“

“Steve…” Cami giggled with a smile. Steve’s smile got wider as he lifted the hand from his chest and kissed her palm.

“Are you sure I can’t coax you into having another little super soldier toddling around?”

Cami giggled as she patted her husband’s pec, “maybe a boy this time?”

“I mean…if we’re going for it…I see no harm in the extra practice,” Steve teased playfully, “you know…but that would mean I would have to take off this condom you made me put on.”

“Steve…”

“I know, I know,” he sighed, rubbing Cami’s back, “you want to wait at least another year, so we don’t have three kids in diapers.”

“And I love you so much for agreeing with me. I can barely keep up with the twins.”

“If we don’t have another set of twins…I get to try right after that third one’s out of the oven.”

“Hmmm,” she hummed softly as she placed a series of kisses along his chest, “I swear. You truly are insatiable, Mr. Rogers.”

“Oh, only for you, Mrs. Rogers!”

“Is that so?”

“Oh, you know it,” he smiled. Cami leaned up and pressed a kiss to his lips, before sitting up, “where do you think you’re going, hmm?”

“The girls should be up from their naps soon,” she said quickly, “thinking maybe we grab a shower together before that? Get some more…practice in?”

“Nothing sounds better than that, bunny!” Steve purred.

He reached forward and playfully slapped his wife’s ass as she got up and ran towards the bathroom. Meanwhile as he sat up, he noticed his phone had a number of alerts on it.

He frowned when he saw who they were from.

With a much heavier sigh, he bit his bottom lip and looked between the bathroom and his phone.

‘You were supposed to be here.’

‘Where are you, Steve?’

‘I need to feel you right now.’

His stomach felt like it was in knots as he stood from the bed and started towards the dresser. Throwing on a pair of briefs and sweatpants, he pocketed his phone, before throwing on a beater. Cami came back into the bedroom as he was putting on his boots.

“W-what’s wrong?” she asked quickly, “Steve, where are you going?”

“Emergency,” he lied, as he stood from his spot. He gave her a firm kiss before turning towards the door, “I have to go, now. It’s an urgent mission, Cami!”

“Is everything okay? Why do you have to-“

“Cami…I don’t have time to talk!” he said quickly as he pushed himself from the bedroom and towards the entrance, “tell the girls I love them!’

“Wait, Ste-“

“Bye Cameron!”

“Where is my wife?”

“Steve…so pleasant to see you too!”

“God damn it, Melissa, where the hell is my wife?” Steve spat, “I know that she’s here! Her and the girls. They have to be!”

“You’ve got some fucking nerve showing up at my house, punk!”

“James…”

Bucky’s jaw twitched as he glared at his best friend over Mel’s shoulder. She turned back towards Bucky and put a hand on his chest, “we told Cami that we wouldn’t intervene…James…we promi-”

“Then fucking get out of my way,” Steve growled, ready to push his way into the house, “I want to talk to Cameron!”

“I didn’t say that I was going to let you barge into my house, Steven Grant Rogers!” Mel spat, quickly turning around to poke the super soldier in the chest. Steve, taken back by her attitude change with him took a step back, and she used that to her advantage, “you’ve taken advantage of my daughter for far too long, Steve. James and I promised that we wouldn’t become even more involved than when James beat the shit out of you, but I will not let you into my house.”

Steve’s jaw twitched. His nostrils flared as he looked down at the much smaller woman, “you think you scare me, Missy? Think I’m afraid of some slutty, aging whore?”

“I think you’re the limp dick asshole of a son-in-law who just cheated on my daughter,” Mel growled, “and super soldier or not, you better back the fuck up, because I have no problem with going to jail over finding some way to cause serious bodily harm to you, Steve!”

Steve sneered at Mel, before taking a step back, “you don’t know what you’re getting involved in, Mel. You’re sticking your nose into a business where it has no place in! AS ALWAYS!”

“She’s my daughter, you prick!” Mel spat, “so I suggest you get off of my fucking property. Because so help me god, if you wake up my newborn, I won’t stop James from kicking your ass yet again.”

“You’re fucking kidding me,” Steve growled as he looked at Andy, “she wouldn’t fucking do that to me. I’m the father of the girls. She ca-“

“Steve, I’m just telling you what she’s had drafted,” Andy said with a frown, “I’m not saying that you have to sign them.”

“Damn right I’m not going to sign them,” Steve hissed as he glared at the papers sitting in front of him, “she wants full custody of Jamie and Stephanie…she-“

“If I’m being honest, it’s not a bad deal,” Andy shrugged as he cut his friend off, “she doesn’t want spousal or child support. She’s willing to let you have full access to the kids by remaining in the tower. She just wants entire custody of them. And with you still actively going on miss-“

“I don’t give a damn about my bitch of a soon to be ex-wife wants, Andy…it’s about the principle. She can’t demand custody of the girls. We’re getting a divorce, but what I want is important too! What if I wanted full custody?”

“Steve, I’m going to level with you,” Andy muttered, “within the family courts, the judge usually sides with the mother.”

“Yeah…well the father isn’t usually Captain America, now is he?”

“Most men demanding full custody and no support don’t usually cheat on their wives either,” Andy corrected with a frown, “and don’t even say that she can’t prove it. We all know that Peggy is already pregnant. That in itself is proof enough. No judge would look at you and agree, no matter how much you’ve done for the country!”

“Andy…you don’t get it…”

“No, Steve…I don’t…because if my spouse ever cheated on me…I’d be doing much more than just asking for full custody!” Andy replied swiftly, “I mean, seriously, Steve. What the actual hell were you thinking with Peggy? She’s a fantasy…an illusion. You and Cami-“

“I don’t want to talk about this with you,” Steve muttered, shaking his head at his friend, “thanks for explaining this…but I’m not going to sign. And you can let Cami know that.”

“Alright, Steve…just remember. Divorce and family hearings are never pretty. And once word gets around that it was you that broke up the marriage…it’s less likely that you’ll get everything you want out of it.”

“Don’t make me find a new lawyer, Barber.”

“Maybe you should, Rogers!”

Chapter 24

Tag List: @Cjand10, @huntress-artemiss, @lohnes16, @tenaciousperfectionunknown, @teambarnes72, @elbell20-blog, @sebsgirl71479, @prokey16

#ex wives club #marvel #marvel au #the avengers #captain america #steve rogers #bucky barnes #dark captain america #dark steve rogers

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