#except i can

[leoleolovesdc]

Wanting to draw your redesigns of your favorite characters because you have a lot of headcanons but remembering your are terrible at art might be one of the worst feelings ever

#dc comics #batman #batfamily #harley quinn #redesigns #that i cant do #because im dumb and cant draw #except i can #im just bad at it

[lightshadowverisimilitude]

It is a special kind of soul crushing frustration that autocorrect prioritizes brand names over...just the normal word the brand chose to stick on their package.

The one that comes up the most for me is "canon" - how often do I have a conversation about Canon, the brand, versus canon, the word? I'll let you guess. And yet, I cannot make my phone "forget" that "canon" is always capitalized.

I used the word "kickstarted" in a post the other day and my phone autocorrected it to Kickstart.

I can even fully articulate why this fills me with so much rage.

#except I can #because Capitalism

[missjessefantastico]

I have never watched stranger things and I'm not interested in watching it any time soon, but I still see your posts and let me tell you... Thinking Max should have stayed dead/is better off dead is not a "hot take", is eugenics

#i cant believe this bullshit in disability pride month #except i can #stranger things #stranger things max #max mayfield #ableism #eugenics mention #stranger things 4 #txtjessefantastico

[marble-trees]

Ope aha

there it is—

#false alarm #I can’t believe I did this with my evening : ] #except I can

[ohbutwheresyourheart]

today on: the fucking audacity of these people

my workplace is holding another buffet tomorrow. as you may recall from the last buffet, we (the underpaid employees) are meant to be catering this buffet ourselves.

this time, to make matters even better (worse), they announced this with less than 24 hours notice.

one of the bosses just sent out an email noting that "very few" people had signed up to bring food and we really need to make a decision on if this should even go ahead by 4pm latest, guys!!!

like. motherfuckers. are you for real. we are underpaid. we are in an energy cost crisis. mortgage rates are skyrocketing, and rents will be following. christmas is around the corner. why would you think we, the employees, have the time, inclination, or funds available at a moment's notice to cater a buffet for dozens of people.

#personal #vent #literally cannot believe this shit #except i can #also fun fact: during the last buffet #the other boss made a (likely more audible than intended) comment #about how it was way less beige than she expected!!! #while turning up with a baguette and a pack of fancy cheese but. no knives. #like bitch are you for real

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[romanceyourdemons]

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

#‘can i ever really absolve myself of my crimes? do i even want to? am i guilty everything—or of anything at all? #except for the crime of having an ass too fat i’m never beating those allegations’ #ryddles

[cozymodeonpoint]

senshi fans: learning how to make nutritious meals for themselves

laios fans: down bad

marcille fans: lesbianism

chilchuck fans: putting that man in situations

#this is what I've observed over the past few weeks #it's great #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #laois touden #marcille donato #chilchuck #2000+ notes later and I'm starting to think i read y'all to filth #with exception to senshi fans also being down for him #update at 9000 notes: you can like laois for autism reasons and still be down bad #some of y'all in the tags and fics are down bad for laois in mental way #like you want him to be real so you can do brain crazy with him do you understand

[wotchernewt]

cool new life series! very serious very dramatic!

#mcyt #life series #life series spoilers #oh god i actually need to tag this as real life. sorry to any fans of. the real world i guess #real life #real life smp #grian #grian fanart #impulsesv #impulsesv fanart #solidaritygaming #solidaritygaming fanart #smallishbeans #smallishbeans fanart #goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #wotchart #can you believe they ALL died in that mineshaft. except for jimmy. #fastest i've ever scrambled to draw and post a fanart #haven't even drawn half these people before

[peevishpants]

big backpack for a little guy but it's a little backpack for a big guy

#short king propaganda #tears of the kingdom #totk #zelda #fanart #weiwei art #been playing this a lot and finally took a break to draw something about it! #i almost want to touch hyrule university au again LOL except link switches to engineering and becomes an AutoCAD guru #legend of zelda #dude u can edit text WITHIN tags now even after committing them!!! whoa

[anna-scribbles]

adrien tell ur mom to leave me alone !

#rip emilie agreste u would’ve loved breaking dawn pt. 1 #and family vlogger youtube channels #and AI #my art #emilie agreste #ml #she’s plaguing me. can you tell #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #gabriel agreste #nathalie sancoeur #i think it’s so swag that peacock holders don’t get masks #they just turn purple #the peacock miraculous made everyone slay #except for gabe. that man couldn’t slay if his life depended on it. he only knows how do get uglier. #anyway shout out to the emilie agreste who lives in my brain. that girl is crazy #thirteen #eye strain #tw eyestrain #eyestrain

[sugarflow]

hop on lethal company 2 babygirl

#my art #sugarflow #lmfao sorry this is solely for myself so i can send this to my friends #get on lethal company bro... [starts making out sloppy style to the horror of everyone else on the ship] #lethal company #theyre like starcrossed lovers except trapped in a corporate contract that leads them apart #lol

[lotus-pear]

doing skk meme redraws instead of sat prep >:)

#someone pls get them out of my fucking head my brain isn’t allowing me to draw anyone else #pls put me out of my misery i don’t know how much longer i can be obsessed w these pathetic losers #running back to my toxic ex every week except the toxic ex is my skk obsession #also i drew the hat this time i’m so proud of myself 🤩 #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #soukoku #skk #lotus draws

[evilfarmin]

bigb: the mesa spawned that way. like the caves and cliffs update. that's how world generation is now.

#bigb #bigbst4tz #secret life #sus life #art? #bigb: i see no Gaslight in this server... except for ME #dying his whole episode. he lies for fun #bigb: grian if you want to see the secret tunnel just ask :) #grian: i did ask and you said no! can I? #bigb: no :)

[kithj]

happy friday the 13th here are some spooky text-based games for halloween:

contrition - As a priest, it’s your job to listen to your parishioners’ darkest secrets and absolve their guilt. But when a sinister stranger comes to the confessional one Halloween night, you realize it’s your soul on the line.

familiar - You are a familiar. Your mistress has some requests for you. Help her complete her ritual, or pay the price of failure.

jagged bone - A branching choose-your-own-adventure horror game about transformation and perspective. 

the forest of candles (and the man with a lighter) - follows Maggie, a young woman with a fear of forest fires sparked by an old town folk tale. She's spent years trying to escape her hometown and the fear it inspires in her, only to be called back for the funeral of an old friend.

mary's hare - Mary's Hare is short interactive horror story about a woman and a rabbit, based on the story of Mary Toft.

only this - "And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming / And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor..."

what girls do in the dark - a slumber party text adventure.

god is in the radio - you are death, one of 22 members of the major arcana, a cult dedicated to some far-off god. the night is halloween, and you watch in scorn as the unknowing dance among devils and dress to indulge in sin. the high priestess receives a message from the all-mighty himself: the arcana must gather in an abandoned house and find his song on an old radio receiver.

anchorhead - Travel to the haunted coastal town of Anchorhead, Massachusetts and uncover the roots of a horrific conspiracy inspired by the works of H. P. Lovecraft. Search through musty archives and tomes of esoteric lore; dodge hostile townsfolk; combat a generation-spanning evil that threatens your family and the entire world. (illustrated version on itch.io)

my father's long, long legs - An interactive horror story about family, unease, and loss.

beneath floes - Qikiqtaaluk, 1962. The sun falls below the horizon and won't return for months. You wander the broken shoreline, wary of your mother's stories about the qalupalik. Fish woman, stealer of wayward children: she dwells beneath the ice.

the silence under your bed - An interactive horror collection about the strange, the spooky, and the macabre. 

bogeyman - You can go home when you learn to be good.

#god is in the radio and what girls do in the dark can be considered VNs i guess #i've played all of these except for anchorhead bc im bad at IF games like that lmfao #i played bogeyman a few days ago and im still thinking about it.... #sorry i just love making lists. i tried to go for a strictly halloween vibe #and keep them completely text based this time #games #interactive fiction

[pantestudines]

Hate to admit it but I really did chuckle at "Brought to you by the studio who brought you The Boys and Two Day Shipping*". Its just so grim. Like it's clearly Amazon bragging about being Amazon. But the decisions here... you're marketing this to the fallout audience. These games have "Megacorporations are evil" baked into their DNA. Its why vaults exist. It's why FEV exists. It's heavily implied to be why the war started and the bombs fell in the first place. Nearly every single dungeon you go into is a nightmarish hellscape created by an evil megacorporation of one flavor or another. Everyone who has played these games and thought about it for more than half a second can recognize that Amazon, while less cartoonishly evil (but inherently more evil due to being real), is the kind of company that Fallout has always been against at its core. Now they're puppeting it's corpse around and invoking its themes despite its themes being inherently opposed to their existence. Clown ass world.

#Something something 'became the thing you sought to destroy' except that it isnt even the original creators do this #its just so sad and weird all i can do is laugh yknow #fallout #amazon #fallout tv