#except i'm ded

[kaiserouo]

You know...solstice event may not be the best time to establish Saint-14's impression, at least for a player only playing for like 1 month.

#haven't even seen the campaigns and stories #i'm very confused about everything please help #except for cayde #he ded i cry #saint 14 #destiny saint 14 #destiny 2 #destiny 2 art #destiny 2 fanart #my art

[custer-mp3]

reacclimating to life in civilization remains arduous & it's weird what parts of Being Hunted For Sport mode have fallen off already & how much i'm already taking it for granted & how HORRIFICALLY BAD the parts that should be easy are going

#it's like. i'm not scared to leave the house but also i start going places & get SO SO SO SO scared #had a low grade freakout the whole way to the mall yesterday cuz conceptually. Going Places is scary. and then i got to Target and it upgra #ded to a Level 78 I Am Being Hunted For Sport Freakout cuz all the Targets here are the normal size Targets i went to exclusively like. #2009 - Nov 2019. but then 3.5 years of only having access to a microscopic one where i would routinely be attacked by people has given me #The Fear TM #so it's like. i'm in this area that's 3x too big; there's more than 12 people; THEY'RE ACTUALLY MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH ME & ACKNOWLEDGING #WHEN I SAY SOMETHING (i.e. try to get past them) and i don't know what to do cuz i've been conditioned that if somebody looks at me at all #in Target they are about to do some absolute fuckshit that will likely result in me being injured or stalked or both #and like. i don't go most places with fear in my heart anymore!!! like it's really wacky how quick that fell off!!!!!! it feels like it sho #uldn'tve like. it feels like almost too much of a cop-out that it fell off that quick & i can mostly conduct my business feeling safe/fine. #but then oop!!!! i'm in target & boy on all levels except reality am i being hunted for sport #shit just aint right man this is so super embarrassing lmfao

[smugraccoon137]

Moving day was really successful. We have an actual house. And it feels like a home instead of a hole.

I have a whole kitchen with cabinets and room for a table.

We have a cute little yard and I'm planning to buy some seeds cus i love fresh veges.

An office space that's not crammed into our living room

And a bath tub with a new shower head.

I am in heaven. Rent is the same but the standards are a million times higher.

I have to clean the old place this week before our trip. And put in my 30 day notice to our slumlord. But all in all. Things are good. I'm feeling good I think

#I hope this is a sign of good thinngs to come #I have no food in my fridge and my living rooms a wreck lol #I met 3 dogs today #And I wore a dress and surprised my bf for lunch #He didn't even recognize me for a second lol #And I definitely got some looks today #I'm not ussually femme #But I like to turn things on their heads sometimes #Like yeah I'm masc and wild #But also I'm hot as hell #I just dont dress femme except for once in a blue moon #But ah yeah moving day #I'm ded #Xp #text #textpost

[cherryc1nnam0n]

I'm bored and I don't wanna write something so have this rant about the (fictional) men I love and why

Hello people

This is Cherry speaking and today I am presenting top men that I love and why are (most of them) them all serial killers who wear masks and are dead? We'll find out here

1. Brahms Heelshire

I mean just look at him, skrunkily wall boi who has never showered, the man with a mask that makes him look so fuckable and submissive and he fucking whines?! Ngh, so hot

I need to lick those man titties with all my might and ride him until his legs give out

But unlucky for me he's dead as fuck so yikes, he's not dead in my mind or in my blog

2. Billy Loomis

Crazy Ghostface boi who can rearrange my guts any time he wants and breed me all he wants mhm mhm

I fucking love Billy because look at him, he's a psychopath but he looks so hot while being it

Who wouldn't love this man??

But again, another one dead, killed by Sydney (fuck you Sydney), but not before leaving his offspring but we won't talk about that now

3. Eddie Munson

The exception to being a killer because he was framed it's my beautiful boi Eddie <3

I love this boi with all my heart and he can touch it with his dick all he wants <3

I fell in love with him when I saw him on Stranger Things 4 and I haven't since then <3

But my boi was eaten alive by a swarm of feral bats and bleed to death in Dustin's arms but he's still alive in my mind, and Tumblr's mind <3

4. Mark Hoffman

My crush from Saw since I watched the movies when I was 6

I have always loved older men for some reason so yeah (daddy issues)

He's not a good apprentice from John because he kills people and doesn't give them the chance of survival but I still love him <3

But as all of them, he was tied up on the original room from Saw and left to die there

It's presumed he's dead because people only survive 3 days without food so he's probably dead as fuck like all of them bois in this list

Still, he's still alive for me so he can breed me all he wants <3

5. Ethan Landry

Another Ghostface crazy boi who died a virgin (not in my mind if you know what I mean)

He was killed in an awful way but he's still hot and submissive and breedable and oh my gosh he's so hot

I am literally obsessed with him and you'll see my latest likes are all Ethan so yeah, fuck me (Ethan) I guess

6. Billy Hargrove

My asshole of a boyfriend who was too weak in spirit to fight off Vecna and died thanks to it

I love him <3

He's my favorite boi that can hit me and fuck me all he wants until I fry and he won't even stop by then so mmmmmhmmm

But again, ded as fuck lol

7. Hannibal Lecter

Cannibal daddy can eat me alive whenever he wants, I have excess skin so he can have all he wants mmmm

He's so pretty and sophisticated and so mmmm

I love him and he can eat me all he wants and breed me too

(I don't remember what happened to him if he died of not but yeah)

8. C!Technoblade

My pig boi who is a genocidal and an anarchist will always live rent free on my mind

(Along with his creator Alex, RIP Techno, we miss you a lot)

But on the DSMP I headcanon he had a lovely wife and two kids who loved him a lot and now they're alone and sad </3

But he's alive in my own AU so it's fine

I love my pig boi

9. Jim Hopper

I mean look at him, he screams DADDY in all his forms

I love hunks for some reason and he's one of them

He can have me whenever he wants

Only exception to being dead lol

Man titties

But anyways. That's everyone I can name off the top of my head so if you until here have a nice day and I love you <3

#brahms heelshire smut #brahms heelshire #billy loomis #billy loomis smut #eddie munson smut #eddie munson #mark hoffman smut #mark hoffman #ethan landry smut #ethan landry #billy hargrove smut #billy hargrove #hannibal lecter #hannibal lecter smut #technoblade smut #technoblade #jim hopper smut #jim hopper

[dameronscopilot]

Indulge me 🥺🥺😭😭 cuz I feel most of us have been in a similar senario

Say ur at a bar and a guy is making you CLEARLY uncomfortable. Maybe it’s a date gone wrong or just a guy won’t leave you alone

You don’t know the boys but they are at the bar. How do you think each of them would react? Cuz I can’t foresee any of them just leaving a girl uncomfortable and alone with a guy, all of them are protective and drink respect women juice (except Tom but he ded lol)

Could I just get a lil head canons or short senarios? Would they pretend to be your boyfriend or sn old friend? Would santi and Frankie team up to fight the guy? Tell me ur thoughts 😭

Baaaaaaabe yes. I love this so much. This kind of meet cute makes me swoon so hard! There's not a doubt in my mind that none of these boys would be able to stand by and watch a girl who's clearly in an uncomfortable, unwanted situation.

The Triple Frontier Boys Rescue You at the Bar

BENNY

I stand by my commentary here that Benny Miller and fake dating go hand-in-hand. He's an expert, willing participant in this department of deception.

Benny's standing with a drink in his hands, leaning against a high table as Will, Santiago, and Frankie are deep in conversation. His attempts to be an active participant in whatever they're discussing are a losing battle, though, as his attention continues to stray to where you're laughing with friends on the dance floor. Try as you might to brush off the repeated advances of a man who seems to continuously keep trying to dance with you, even the glares of your friends aren't putting him off.

So Benny takes it upon himself to make his way out onto the dance floor, arriving beside you just as the creep's hands are reaching out for your waist. Taking a chance, Benny places an arm around your shoulder, pressing his mouth to your ear as he murmurs, "Just go with it," before loudly announcing, "Sorry I'm late, baby," and pressing a chaste kiss to your cheek.

Paling at Benny's height alone, the man takes off. And though Benny quickly apologizes for his forwardness, you're immediately smitten with his boyish grin, and you subtly wave your friends off as you welcome him as a dance partner.

(There's also a 99% chance that Benny finds the creep in the bathroom later and grabs the collar of his shirt, pinning him up against the wall as he says, "Learn how to take a fucking hint, asshole.")

FRANKIE AND SANTIAGO

Frankie and Santi would definitely thrive with a team approach here.

Santi and Frankie are seated in the booth beside you at the bar, and while they don't mean to eavesdrop, they share a knowing look over the rims of their cups, because they can hear the telltale signs of a terrible first date. You're clearly uncomfortable, fingers nervously fiddling with a paper straw wrapper as the man sitting across from you carries on in his attempts to hint that the two of you should head back to his place, completely oblivious to your discomfort.

As soon as the man slides out of the booth and strides over to the washroom, Frankie forcefully places his glass down on the table and turns around, sitting up slightly so his head is poking over the seat.

"No offense, but your date sounds like a creep," he says pointedly.

You smile weakly. "I've been trying to make an excuse to leave this entire time, but he's just so intense."

After asking if you'd like some help, their plan of attack involves mingling at the bar counter until your date returns to the booth. Once he does, both Santiago and Frankie approach, all easy smiles and protective posturing as they act like they're your friends who have coincidentally run into you.

When your date finally turns to them, annoyed as he tells them that you're busy on a date and would they please mind catching up later, Frankie slides in beside him, roughly clapping a hand on his back. Santi sits down beside you, swiping a fry off of the plate sitting in front of your date and popping it into his mouth with a wink.

"We'd rather catch up now. So I think you should probably leave," Santi casually comments, snatching another fry.

And Frankie squeezes the man's shoulder as he adds, "We can help you to your car, but I don't think you'd like that very much."

WILL

Will's been watching you out of the corner of his eye for nearly fifteen minutes while a man attempts to talk to you. Ever observant, he quickly clocked the discomfort in your body language the moment he approached, though he bides his time until he's certain that you need intervention. The moment you cast your eyes out across the room, like you're in search of a lifeboat, Will strides over.

Meanwhile, the man's hand has found an unwelcome place resting on your shoulder. Will doesn't bother with any sort of fake act or forced niceties for this guy—no, rather, he firmly grab's the guy's wrist, plucks it off of you, and there's a dark look in his gaze as he calmly says, "I don't think she wants to talk to you," as he puts himself between you and him.

BONUS

And as a bonus, if you're there with a group of friends and several guys are heckling you, you can bet that Will, Frankie, Santiago, and Benny won't hesitate to walk right up and ✨ escort them ✨�� out of the bar. (Benny definitely throws a guy over his shoulder and carries him out the door, and Frankie's dragging another one by the collar of his shirt. Santi's pushing another one from behind, and Will doesn't even have to lay a hand on anyone, he's just advancing toward a guy with his arms crossed when the guy takes off.)

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» TRIPLE FRONTIER MASTERLIST

#answers from the cockpit #copilot sleepover #triple frontier #benny miller #santiago garcia #will miller #frankie morales #francisco morales #ben miller #william miller #benny miller x reader #santiago garcia x reader #frankie morales x reader #will miller x reader

[of-comfort-and-love]

Hairstylist Prince

A/N: After coming across this post, I was hit with a flashback on an older fic I wrote 3 years ago that I didn't post on here.

Well technically I did post it on my fanfic sideblog but tbh that place kinda ded so...

Anywhoooo!

Have this oldie but goodie. I still have that one unfinished draft I need to post; hope I'll get that one done soon... 🤞🏾

"O-ow!", I winced as I felt something pinching my ear. Except it wasn't a pinch. It was my mischievous boyfriend of mine nipping on my ear.

"You were sleeping again.", Tokiya teased as he pecked the spot that he bit.

"N-no, I was...meditating, that's all."

I had gotten my hair washed earlier and the next step was to blow dry my untamable mane before straightening it. With the new hairdryer brush I got, I'd be able to get both tasks done in no time. Thanks to some help from Tokiya, the process went by a little quicker.

"If you want to take a nap, you can. I will wake you up once I'm finished.", he explained as he brushed through another section of hair. Moisturized, of course.

"You know, you didn't really have to go through all of this trouble. I can't even do my hair at my age. Embarrassing, right?", I joked, hoping that he wouldn't hear over the blaring noise of the electrical brush. But I was wrong.

"Nonsense, my love. It's no trouble at all. Besides, I'm more than happy to help if it means I get to show off how beautiful my girlfriend is."

I soon winced. Not from the brush's heat- from Tokiya's sudden compliment drop.

"Once again, you're the worst.", I scoffed, ignoring his small chuckles at my flustered self as he continued brushing out my hair.

#blackshipstorymonth #crystal's writing #tokicrystal #uta no prince sama selfship #utapri selfship #self insert #self shipping community #self ship #black yume #black selfshipper #black selfship #tokiya x crystal #crystal x tokiya #self ship fanfiction #self ship writing #cc: be the light #ship: share your pain with me #shining sprite #self ship drabble #drabble #drabbles

[tosteur-gluteal]

So I made a silly au to my own au months ago

If you want the lore behind that silly looking Sunny, click here!

So I found these old drawings in my old sketchbook

Basically, what I imagined is that - you know, I mentioned how something baaaad happened during the recital in my OMOFALLS au. Well here, I imagined that that bad thing would be uhm. Sunny kinda. Uh. Oyasumiying himself on stage. And I can't really spoil omofalls too much but basically Sunny was going through a rough time. Bad time at school, bad time at home, bad time doing some pretty sus occult stuff⁉️⁉️

Yeahhhh that Grimoire doesn't contain child drawings only uhm

RITUALS 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Again I can't spoil much

But dis dude HERE in that UNDEAD SUNNY AU just. Came back to life???

And I have several routes for how the events could play out. I'm still indecisive:

- Sunny stays alive the coffin somehow for like, 4 years. And like he stays alive somehow by...eating these weird ass blue flowers growing around and out of him??? Idk bro. Don't ask me how he survived this long with a stab wound, no O2, no food – leeeet's just pretend uh. These flowers are cool asf + photosynthesis with no light somehow

And after these four years he's like "fuck it let's get outta here" and Basil was here like "oh sunny I miss you" and then Sunny is like "surprise motherfucker" and Basil is like "AAAAAAAA"

And then they become a silly detective duo

The problem with that option is that (lemme just show you a screenshot of my reasoning lol)

So yeah. I...don't know if I'm even able to write toxic Sunnflower (because here Basil would legit give off groomer vibes) and like their dynamic, done correctly, could be just terrifying and I'm here for it. However it would lose that silliness I had in mind when creating that AU.

Also yeah, we could spice things up by making Basil research these stuff at the same time, desperate to undertand what the heck was sunny doing by the time he was alive. In his remembrance, yk.

BUT this gave me a sillier idea

- Kill off Sunny, as in he's not alive in the coffin. He's dead DEAD. Ded. And Basil researches this stuff to make him come back to life, BABYYYY.

And he succeeds! Except it took only one year. Basil is still messed up in the brain but like less messed up (and I can rest in peace bcuz he's not giving off groomer vibes here)

And so! They can be paranormal investigators together once again! Except this time it's way more serious!

Here, the drawings I made

Sunny's family probably moved out, or maybe not, idk

Either way he has to hide himself so people don't recognise him

Blue flowers grow out of him sometimes so Basil has to cut them out. It doesn't hurt him at all.

That forest is NOT normal at all guys 🤯🤯 but that's for another day. In fact, that's for the day I finally release omofalls lol 😵

#toaster talks #toaster draws #omofalls #omofalls au #undead sunny au #undead au #zombie #zombie au #au ramble #au talk #omori sunny #omori basil #omori au #my art #omori #doodle #sketchbook art #sketchbook page #sketches #sketchbook doodles

[bklsandwich]

Jello's cat

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some emojis

actually he can hold any signs

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▶ Razziez

SV Wizard has particularly diverse appearance

compared to other NPCs

and I know some popular versions of those

and they are all intrinsically cute

▷Chaekal / Gigi's

if I try to follow the exact same track as the original, they would be like this

maybe this one is most popular for RRRR users

because RRRR gives you hi-res Gigi portraits / 64px Event portraits as the default

I like how Chaekal's wiz smiles

by default, his expression is somewhat grumpy and distant

but when he smiles, he suddenly kanda radiates the brightest smile in the world

and he even literally sparkles lol

and I like the golden deco on Gigi's wiz

when I first saw it, I didn't know what it was

since razzy isn't a person who puts on make-up every day, I simply merged the deco into his eyes when I drew the rrrr-compat-portraits

like this:

anyway, confronting my past me's work is quite challenging for me

nexus says I drew this on November 16, 2023

but I've quite changed a lot in the past 1.5 months

I'll redraw it one day, when I have acquired enough skill and courage to confront my past _(:3 」∠ )_

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▷Whos'

first time drawing a whos' wizard

quite easy to draw

he's even simpler than my own OC...

except for the clothes

I failed to comprehend them

I'm too exhausted to even complete this doodle

and he somewhat gives me a floating extravagant notion of 'the unfortunate vampire lord now locked himself in a very forsaken, stark, lonesome place of exile who once was a very ordinary cute chestnut boy (and still cute)'

his strawberry-ish color would be the culprit

anyway it's quite true except that he doesn't drink blood

▷if razzy were a vampire - and vampires are not common, so he can't just buy blood from Amazon > he would just buy a bunch of animals and drink their blood, not a single drop of a human's - if vampires could only drink human blood, without causing lasting harm to prey > he would starved to death because he can't afford ask people, 'May I drink your blood? It won't cause any harm.' /j > or he would still survive in this case: 1. if he starve, he'll driven insane, causing the bloody massacre and further cursing his guilty conscience. Or simply a government aid for those in need so the ministry decided to offer some food for everyone's sake (anyway nobody gets hurt) 2. look for applicants who wants sell their blood meet the super hot, sexy and shy vampire and get paid ... what if: 'your family just sold you to the vampire lord to get some money and reduce the number of mouths to feed- razzy tries to send you back to your family but you don't want to go back because they will just happy that they can sell you again and receive the price twice so he is convinced and allow you to live in his lair' this is quite a sort of fanfic idea I believe someone will write it one day during my lifetime

anyway, his clothes never allow me dare to comprehend

so I think this would be the last time I draw him unless I have a reason to draw :ded:

-

▷vanilla

I call him 'oldzrd'

in my head, he has a face that has faced the years of agony head-on

and never knows the razor

even he cannot escape from the wizard's intrinsic cuteness

cuz he is still a dorky genius who is unable to act appropriat to his age as other razzy does plz don't make me slap you, all razziez

but I hardly draw him

the biggest reason is that he is hard to draw

and I have a habit of imitating the expression while I drawing

so my face becomes like this whenever I draw the oldzrd:

I won't draw him again...

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▷Parrot's (mackrelka)

orange

original portraits mod : link

when I draw him, I think about greek statues

he looks like a living greek statue orange elf

and also reminds me a Hades(game) and Jojo(manhwa)

drawing his hair is super-ez: just draw as it comes to my mind, and it suddenly becomes hair

but the rest parts of the face is super-hard: quite more masculine than my usual style, yet not so straight lines at the same time

so he is the most challenging to draw :3

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▷my OC

I amalgamated my OC W with RRRRRazzy

when I draw him, he looks too childish, but his actual apparent age is 23~27 in my headcanon since he's my OC, it's a canon

half-officially, every razzy should have at least 20% dead eyes /j

and it seems my Wagnus Razzy's eyes don't even appear alive

anyway, I shall redraw my portraits one day for my sake...

-

when I draw razzy, I usually draw:

Chaekal-Gigi-Jello based everyone's purple razzy, when he is alone

Wagnus razzy, when he is with my OC Enn

super boring mid-age math teacher with glasses razzy is still floating in my mind

when I actually draw purple razzy in my way, my OC W somewhat succrently stealth into my drawing

this would be why I keep failing to get his appearance

life is harsh

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dorky sketches

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me already getting tired while sketching

I think I picked wrong color for my oc

too difficult to color

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it seems I have only two level:

never say a single symbol

say a bunch of sentences

I want say just some symbols~ few words

#einternal: drawings #stardew valley #Romanceable Rasmodius redux revamped #sdv wizard

[romiyaro]

Men!!!

cw: implied fem!reader, referred to as girlfriend (or so ig)

a/n: no idea of word count i just wanted to warm up my writing gears. positive criticism appreciated, like, reblog, comment if you like this and would like to see a part 2 (which gosh i want aby to write so spam her inbox yall i wanna read the rest in her writing )

for a part 2 contact @/sanoinc cuz my brain ded

Your eyebrows twitch in annoyance as you stare at the unchanging google doc.

It's been 30 minutes already and Atsumu has yet to add another word to the document. You can see his cursor on the doc, and he told you he's researching what he's going to write.

But it surely wouldn't need thirty fucking minutes to research about MBTI types, would it?

You call him. The phone rings for a moment before Atsumu picks. "Hey babe, I'm still researchin'. Gimme a minute."

"Alright." You reply, crisp and short. You don't hang up, hoping he doesn't notice. And to your smug chagrin, he doesn't notice. You can hear the slight creak of his gaming chair as he twirls around, already imagining him putting the headphones around his neck back on.

And his next words don't disappoint you at all. "Hey, I'm back. Where were we?"

"Who was that?" It's faint but you can tell it's Osamu from the strong accent.

"Y/n. They have been pestering me with a stupid project. I'll do it later." His tone sounds carefree, ignorant of you seething on the other side of the phone. You throw your phone on the pillow, muting yourself worried you might say something in anger. Sighing, you fall back on the bed, project all but forgotten.

Yes, it carried no marks. But the topic was MBTIs, and learning more about the MBTI of your partner. You had taken a leave of two days from your part time job to get this group project done with. And a little part of you also wanted to have a little bonding time with your silly boyfriend.

So when he did what he did right now, it really grated on your nerves in the wrong way.

You sigh once again, and your roommate looks over. "What's got you sighing like that?"

"It's nothing," you wave it away, "Just a ruined project, and a ruined mood." You mumble the last part, not wanting to bother your bestie with your boyfriend troubles.

She doesn't get the hint, furrowing her brows as she asks, "Is it Atsumu again?"

You chuckle, nodding your head, "Yeah, kinda." Gosh, the entire world could tell when you were dissatisfied with your boyfriend. Everyone except him.

"Y'know, you can always play dirty." She winks at you.

Your mouth falls slack, "No. I'm not sending Atsumu a nude." Hell nah, you were not bold enough to do that. Your roommate was a risky little shit, but that didn't mean that you would let her influence your reasoning.

"Your call," She shrugs, knowing she couldn't persuade you unless you wanted it, "It works for me." She rolls back into the cocoon of her blankets, resuming to idly watch Instagram reels.

You bite your lip, pondering over the suggestion. The wheels whirr in your brain, frustration from your boyfriend's neglect, and anger from earlier clouding your judgment as you grab your phone and head to the dresser.

Sitting before the waist-length mirror, you pull off your tshirt, exposing your bra-clad skin to the mirror. Biting your lip, you open the camera, trying different poses and angles. You pout, reviewing the pictures, none of them seem appealing enough. The images are blurry and the lighting seems kinda dull.

"Want some help with that?" the cheery voice rings behind you. You laugh. Oh, you could you forget that little minx.

"Yes," you nod, "I'll treat you to fries." You promise.

Ro jumps off her bed in one fell swoop. She turns off the lights and switches on the LEDs she taped around the room for this sole purpose. Now bathed in a romantic red color, you glance at yourself in the mirror.

You have to admit you look hot. The lights do your skintone justice and it blurs your face, making it hard to realize who you are. Ro giggles mischievously, "Now comes the good part."

She smacks at your spine. "Ow!" you groan, arching your back. Grabbing your shoulder she whispers urgently, "Hold that pose." She straightens your shoulders out a bit, making your chest pop lewdly. But the lighting falls on your chest, reflecting a pretty red all over your exposed body. The shadow falls on your waist, making it look more appealing.

Ro hands you the phone, camera open and timer for 10 seconds started. She hurriedly sets the phone in your hand, leaping out of the way when 5 seconds are left, "Don't move!" she whispers. The camera shutters, capturing an image of you bathed in red and partially covering your face. You look at the image closely.

A smile lights up your face. The picture turned out very good, lewd but not pornographic, enough to tease. You haven't felt this hot in a while. And you like this. Turning to Ro, you exclaim, "We should do this more often!"

She laughs, "I do this all the time. You tell me when you wanna rile that bitch up again. I'll help you." Her smug smirk tells you she loves the idea of torturing others. And she would be down for another session later.

You send the image to Atsumu, clicking back to the phone call that's been going on for 45 whole minutes already. With bated breath you listen in on his conversation with Osamu.

"Hold up, 'Samu. I got a message from y/n on discord."

"Ya should really get working on the proj-"

There's a dull thud from the other side. You wonder what happened and as if answering your question Osamu hollers, "HOW THE FUCK DID YA JUST FALL OF THAT CHAIR, 'TSUMU-"

"I- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, 'SAMU I-" Atsumu's muffled groans reverberate throught he phone and you giggle, accidntally hitting unmute on your phone.

The other side goes silent for a second. You hear shuffling from the other side and Atsumu's voice this time is clear as daylight as he exclaims, "Ya didn't hang up?"

You peep amidst laughter, "No- didn't-"

"Ya mean," you can imagine him drearily gulping, "Ya heard all of that?"

"I did." You smile, "And I didn't hang up cuz I wanted to tell you that," You lower your voice, mysteriously whispering, "You can get the uncensored version of that pic if you finish the theory work of the project tonight." You resolutely hang up, cutting his high pitched excited squeal off.

#atsumu x fem reader #x fem reader #x fem!reader #tw fem!reader #atsumu x reader #miya atsumu x reader #haikyuu x reader #atsumu scenarios #atsumu imagines #miya atsumu imagines #miya atsumu scenarios #haikyuu imagines #atsumu fluff

[pep-the-artemis]

Jame - alright everyone, clearly something very strange has happened her. we have each seemed to have acquired superpowers from that government testing. We've been given a gift! And whether that gift is Yeva's telekenisis

Yeva - *Не слушаю. Играю в тетрис.*

Jame - Jordan's demon transformation.

Jordan - *hiding in the shadows. in a deep gravely voice* I'm batman!

Jame - Nori's creepy tentacles, occasional yellow eyes, and teleportation abilities.

Nori - ask me how the queen of England is.

Jame - ...*unbemused*hows the

Nori - *teleporting away and back again*oh she ded ):

Jame - Luna's morphing abilities.

Luna - hey Jame, I'm a fox >:3

Jame - my ungodly abomination of an all consuming eldritch snake transformation. And Emily's... super amazing ability to have a tail and antlers.

Emily - *crouching on the chair*I've duct tape a knife to my tail.

Jame - we have a responsibility to use these powers properly and not to abuse them for personal gain. Understand?

*everyone had already left to cause havoc except Yeva*

Jame - Yeva, do you understand?

Yeva - эмм… да, но чтобы быть уверенным, не могли бы вы повторить все, что вы только что сказали, слово в слово.

#so all these powers listed are in fact canon #except Luna's because I ran out of known corrupted powers and needed one more to finish the skit #but every other character has been shown to have said powers in Murder Drones (with healthy creative liberties taken of course) #murder drones #murder drones spoilers #murder drones details #jame murder drones #yeva murder drones #jordan murder drones #nori murder drones #emily murder drones

[callico-awts]

Me want to share lil TanZen au idea of mine(yes my brain kept cooking shet ideas) hehehe

Yes it's angsty asf also sorry in advance for lots of words and grammar incorrections hshshshs

Enjoy ig ^ ^

it takes place ofc from the og (Taisho era ) zen has a incurable disease (a terminal disease hshshsgdgs) and he kept it a secret from everyone includes tanjiro too except for shinobu (she knows and maybe other ppl do ig), yes he has feelings for tanji but also kept it a secret but some ppl know about his feelings for him hehe. and zen assumes that tanji will never reciprocate his feelings and he loves kanao(but tanji only see her as a friend shshhs). Tanjiro sense that there's something wrong with him and he's like "are you alright, zenitsu?" and zen be like "it's nothing, I'm just tired.." On their next mission zens health worsens and he killed the demon or maybe the fight against muzan where tanji became a demon, zen tried his best to help, so kanao would inject the antidote on him then when they turn back tanji to human, that's where zen died and well for him it's a nice death knowing, there will be no more demons and finally everyones at peace and he saved tanjiro and the only thing he regrets is not confessing Kamado tanjirou but atleast he will see his gramps again and maybe kaigaku(??)..

Now, for tanjis pov. he's so worried about his friend and as day goes by, zenitsu doesn't seem to be getting any better. he also noted that his skin that was once like the color of fresh peaches now turned into lifelessly pale white and his sweet scent replaced with rottening and metal(blood??) . He doesn't know why he felt deep worry and concern for zen but he just brushed it off as "well, he's my friend that's why I'm worried". Even tho zen said that "it's just a silly fever and nothing serious.." but through his scent.. what he says we're lies.. It's not just a fever, it's not because he's exhausted from their missions... If it's just exhaustion why does his scent smell so rottening and there's subtle smell of metal to the mix. the scent of peaches he loves so much are there but the rottening scent are overpowering.. he realizes how zenitsu mean so much to him and these feelings are new to tanjiro. Different to what you feel for a family, friend.. tanjiro promised to himself that after he turned back nezuko to human and defeat muzan.. he will confess zenitsu his feelings for him...

But he's too late now.. isn't he??

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Sorry that this is long for a idea au huhu and cringy ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Idk this kind of au has been in my mind for a lot and I need more TanZen angst with zen being ded cuz most of the fics i read it's mostly tanjiro who's dying.. and yes I gave it a name already for the au and maybe i'll make art or write(?) even tho I suck at it...

Hope you've been fed and enjoy thy random post, tnx for listening to my tedtalkwjshdh

Adios-

#kny fic #not an existing one ofc #i made it up #fic ideas #kny tanjirou #kny zenitsu #demon slayer #demon slayer anime #a bit of manga spoilers #tanzen #tanzen angst #tanjiro x zenitsu #kny au #kimetsu no yaiba #炭善 #tanjiro kamado #zenitsu agatsuma

[phoenix-is-the-hottest-thing]

Ok so, I finished the level 13 of the ch34, where Mei finds herself again in a white self-space or some shit like this, and .... I didn't find any BIG problems, imo. Although, I remember everyone here were doomposting a mounth or two ago with posts like "wth fucking retcon", "Hoyoverse u murderer", "here lies Mei's character's developpement, d.o.b : july 2020; d.o.d : february 2023", "why would she be okay with Kiana sacrificing herself now ?!!!? hoyo wtf ?!!", but, if I understood it right, she's NOT okay with that, but it's more like.... IF IT WAS the only solution viable, she will not interfere because Mei still thinks (just like himeko did) that Kiana is the only one that can save the world from the honkai (and spoilers: idk how to put it in this askbox but, Kiana is completely fine, so we were worrying for nothing, they didn't have to do the worst scenario, wich is : kiana sacrificing herself and being ded on the moon) ///end of spoilers So, I would love if you could tell me what wasn't going right with this part of the story, because I'm a bit confused, maybe I didn't get something right

It’s fine if you like it, I liked some stuff of chapter 34 too, if anything I’m annoyed because of how utterly confusing that chapter is and how little I recognize Mei after it.

The gratuitous poetry does not serve her, and Mei’s earlier “sacrifice is fine actually” arc felt very forced considering… everything about her previous stance on the matter, but that was already messed up three chapters prior. It’s like, you establish strong characterization for a character, reinforce it with Kiana’s growth, and then go back on it because you have characters you need to kill off for the third time, just feels wishy-washy. This chapter’s reception just suffered from the fallout of that.

This specific chapter also feels clumsy I guess? Suddenly there is a twist (the Herrscher self stigmata thing) except it has zero consequences and the actual meaning isn’t clear. Not helped by Elysia dying a fourth and fifth time in the same chapter, and the very unpopular design of Mei’s new suit.

BASICALLY, in a vacuum it would’ve been an okay chapter, but… not a vacuum, and bogged down by unpopular/questionable writing decisions.

#honkai impact #hi3 #asks #elysium ever ranting

[dorokora]

I forgot Ded is basically, "Real Talk, we'll probably never see each other again. Cause I'm Santa. "

Man could least give a damn hug!

“We’ll probably never see each other again, except we will in the next Christmas event.”

[joyful-soul-collector]

Watching Oscar Isaac Movies: Triple Frontier

I wanted to watch a bunch of the movies Oscar Isaac is in because I love him and nobody is around to stop me. And I'm taking you all along for the ride. Lemme know if there's a movie with him you want me to watch

Oh my god Oscar speaking Spanish is--mmmm is it hot in here???

Ayyy it's Pedro Pascal! I don't know a lot about him but I know him and Oscar are friends haha

Holy shit this guy's house is literally made of money

Where are they getting all these duffel bags

GUYS YOU DO NOT NEED THIS MUCH MONEY HOW MUCH ARE YOU PLANNING TO SPEND

oh shit he ded

6000 POUNDS OF MONEY?

Guys just leave some of the money man idk how to tell you this but that is more than you're ever going to be able to spend in your lives

"she'll make it" SUBTLE foreshadowing there mhm

How does one fall asleep on the loudest vehicle in existence

IT'S ALMOST LIKE SOMEONE TOLD YOU THE HELICOPTER COULDN'T HANDLE THIS MUCH

Why didn't they just dump off more money.

WHY DID THEY TAKE SO MUCH MONEY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

THIS IS ALL JUST ONE COMPLETELY PREVENTABLE TRAIN WRECK AFTER ANOTHER

"hi sorry I know you're all very poor and would benefit greatly from money just dropping out of the sky but that Ours Actually, yeah we killed people for it"

This guy is fuckin insane, first he makes them take more money resulting in more people dying and now he just fuckin shot up these villagers. Yeah no I've lost any and all sympathy for this guy lol

"sorry we destroyed a bunch of your crops, shot up a few of your people, and took your mules, have half of one of the FIFTY FUCKING DUFFEL BAGS OF MONEY WE HAVE"

Again where the fuck did they get all those duffel bags

Be free, mules

Love the lack of like. Survival problems going on lol. Are they out of food? Who knows, never seen em eating onscreen. Water? Nah they're probably fine. One of these guys got shot like a day ago and he's just like. Fine. Altitude sickness? Never heard of her. Is it cold? Yeah but it's fine CUZ WE'RE JUST GONNA BURN MONEY NOW THAT'S FINE

Oh shit they're gettin shot at now

OOP HE DED HE IS. FULLY DEAD

Good on that kid for getting revenge. I feel zero sadness over this guy's death. Sucks for his kid but oh well

Oh are we just. Over the mountains now. You're telling me it only took them 5 days to climb up and over these mountains

"what if we went at night" "nah we'd never make it" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'D NEVER MAKE IT. JUST GET A CAR.

WHY ARE YOU THROWING AWAY THIS MONEY. GUYS JUST GET A CAR. YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRAG IT ALL THE WAY THERE JUST STEAL CARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

Oh NOW you find a car

Car chase car chase

5 million isn't bad, now if yall had just grabbed that much in the first place instead of 6000 FUCKIN POUNDS none of this would've happened

WHY ARE YOU GIVING IT ALL TO THE GUY WHO FUCKED EVERYTHING UP AND GOT HIMSELF KILLED IN THE FIRST PLACE

okay movie over and let me say #1 Pope did nothing wrong ever in his life. Everything that went wrong was Dead Guy's fault (I don't know any of their names except Santiago lol). #2 Yes I'm woobifying Pope slightly but literally the guy just wanted to make sure his friends would have enough money to get the life they wanted. Dead Guy just made everything worse at every turn. #3 no I am not taking criticism at this time

Anyway overall? Meh movie. Oscar was good, everyone else performed well too. Not a very satisfying plot or anything, didn't do anything new or interesting. Really wish we got to know more about Pope's backstory? I like his strong sense of justice, I wish I knew where it came from

Also wish I knew where all those FUCKIN DUFFEL BAGS CAME FROM

#oscar isaac #pedro pascal #triple frontier #technically I typed this out AFTER the movie #cuz both my phone and computer were dead at the time #but for the rest of the movies I'll be typing it out as I watch #marko reacts

[astraystayyh]

if there are too many songs sent it, dw about sharing them all!! maybe some of your favorite ones? <3

hiii sorry it took me so long to answer this!!! i combined all the songs that were sent in here <3

also thank youuu to everyone who sent in the suggestions,, i had sm fun listening to them all and trying to imagine storylines along them

Chan :

My muse - Red Sun Rising

Somebody - Memphis May fire

Erase - Imminence

Fragile bones - Palisades

My eyes - The anix

Save me - my darkest days

Die for you - valorant

Why am i like this - the world alive

Face me - the plot in you

Compass - the neighborhood

The only exception - Paramore

Myth - Beach house

Oh baby! - Matthew Ifield

Minho

A mannequin idol - DED

If walls could talk - 5SOS

The only exception - Paramore

Changbin

Hate me - DED

Flashing lights - Kanye West

The alternative - Lyn Lapid

Poster boy - Lyn Lapid

Surfin' - skz

Hyunjin

oh baby! - Matthew Ifield

deja vu - olivia rodrigo

somebody else - the 1975

the louvre - lorde

Han

Backburner - Niki

Sunny - Boney M.

Secret Secret - skz

feels like this - maisie peters

every rule - charli xcx

ceilings - lizzy mcalpine

hard to love - one ok rock

voices in my head - falling in reverse

my muse - red sun rising

somebody - memphis may fire

i miss you, i'm sorry - gracie abrams

nerve endings - too close to touch

felix

if the world was ending - JP Saxe, Julia Michaels

memories - palisades

spotlight - letdown.

never giving up - of mice & men

slow dancing in the dark - joji

footnote - conan gray

not in the same way - 5sos

sunny - boney M.

oh baby! - Matthew Ifield

Seungmin

Wo die Liebe hinfällt - Wincent Weiss

In my dreams - tearliner

not in the same way - 5SOS

Jeongin

dead butterflies - architects

comatose - too close to touch

yes I'm changing - tame impala

you're sexy I'm sexy - eric nam

ot8

gone away - skz

night - daniel spaleniak

cinematic love - yang da Il and dokyeom

sorry, ily - skz

#sahar's.asks <3

[munsons-maiden]

Hi. I'm back again because I'm still upset.

Why was nobody else mourning Eddie? Like Lucas and Mike were in the club, they were friends with him, but nothing? Even Erica was briefly in the club. The babysitters even grew to be sorta friends with him, so WHY IS DUSTIN THE ONLY ONE UPSET?! There was no funeral, no memorial, just ded and goodbye.

I'm devastated by this frucking thing and I just want my fluffy haired husband back

This. I...I don't care for this show anymore. I don't care anymore for any of these characters except Dustin Henderson. And that's huge because Stranger Things has always been my number one comfort show. But it's not ST without Eddie anymore.

#kiki answers #st4 spoilers #stranger things 4 spoilers #eddie munson