#except my head a bit

[unsertraumschiff]

spock chart that came to me in a vision

#i am certain some people would disagree with me on classifying leonard as straight and/or bully as gay. #however it is for the joke and the joke ONLY #so feel free to switch them in your head or something. either works they’re both gay spocks #I think some people would also disagree with me calling aos straight. sorry for that. once again a simplification for the bit #not even gonna tag this tbh it’s a bad meme #except for one tag: #bullyparade #for my personal reference

[ayilings]

strangers

#rgu #revolutionary girl utena #utena tenjou #anthy himemiya #utenanthy #utena x anthy #shoujo kakumei utena #sku #screenshot redraw of the betrayal scene! to practice colors! #i changed utenas pose a bit to be different except i think i prefer the more subdued staging of the original #so really this is just a worse version of that LMAO #anyway this scene lives rentfree in my head…..ship art is when betrayal #ayilings #2024 #caption because ive been listening to ethel cain a lot!! strangers is a great song! #impalement

[moderndaypandora]

Hob is going to come home one day two months into Dream's retirement (and seven weeks into their marriage) and Dream's going to be full Victorian maiden on the chaise lounge, arm covering his eyes.

Hob, who is not a fool: Want to talk about it, or want to be consumed by the agonies for a little while longer while I prepare dinner? You got groceries, right?

Dream: [horrible groaning dirge of assent]

Hob: I'm starting to get a little concerned, dearest

Dream: I went out to. Obtain groceries. And the woman at the till said 'enjoy your food'.

Hob: And you said?
 Dream: "My thanks. you as well."

Hob: My poor love. Have a kiss to ease the sting.

Dream: [accepting the forehead kiss as his due] I can't go back to that grocery store in this lifetime.

Hob: Understandable.

Dream: Can we fake our deaths tomorrow?

Hob: Give me two weeks to wrap everything up, then we can.

Dream: <3

#dreamling #you can take the dream out of Dream but you can't take the dramatics #he's going to be horrified to realize that sometimes humans just replay their worst/embarrassing moments in their heads on loop at 3am #instead of sleeping #dream didn't suddenly gain social skills when he became an immortal human #he just lost the ability to will himself away in a cloud of sand #poor dream just wants humanity to be petting cats and fucking his husband #and instead it's Failing To Small Talk Correctly #and everybody everywhere immediately sensing he has No Chill Except On Rare Occasions #even getting drunk off his mind to forget that just results in hangovers the next day #but the bit where Hob is constantly demanding them to take lovey dovey selfies for his phone backgrounds is nice #and Hob will mention my husband in all conversations just because he's so pleased they're married #Hob. Marjorie knows we're married already. It is unnecessary to introduce me as your husband still. #Hob: idk she was looking like she'd forgotten that fact since last time

[dieanywhereelseart]

the most high effort meme i have ever done based off of this chart credit to @oracleofsecrets for the font. you have given me so much power

#ghost trick #sissel #lynne #jowd #professor pigeon #missile #kamila #cabanela #dandy #beauty #ghost trick fanart #my art #i did my best to stay on model with each of the characters except beauty #look basically all of the women in this game have round head shapes i thought it would compliment her to have a bit more edge #i hate drawing kamila tho. girl i love you but why does your head have to be a grape #gonna do some redesigns another day. this took me long enough as it is lmao #oh yeah and for anyone that hasn't played ghost trick the dialogue potions look like this. i also edited the quotes to sound in character #ghost trick: phantom detective #incorrect quotes

[frunbuns]

RWRB + stuff

#rip june fly high angle #we miss out on some of Alex's emotions in the movie #just bc he's not as outwardly emotional as henry #and some of his struggles are brushed to the side a bit or just not included #But i know it's there happening inside his head #except being a kid of divorce apparently lol #also apparently Bea is younger than Henry in the movie???? #not my older sister rep </3 /j #red white and royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #red white and blue #red white & royal blue #rwrb #rwrb film #rwrb movie #rwrbedit #rwrb book #casey mcquiston #mine

[screwpinecaprice]

redone from this sketch dump!

And shout out to the people who supported me through Patreon!!!!

#Thank you for the supporttttt #connverse #long post #patreon shout out #Connie Maheswaran #Steven Quartz Universe #Ebony OC #Lion SU #my shiz #Silver TL #Lion is her big brother #Big brother Lion #Steven Universe #SU fanart #SU #That's the same baby the first one is just a few days old and her hair is still in the soft fuzzy state before it floofify #Like mentioned somewhere in the sketch's post. like a baby cheetah's soft fuzzy hair #Except that instead of turning matted it FLOOFIFY #bruh I thougt something was off on the sketch on the last image and I thought I just made Steven's head too big #And I only realized much much later that that what I actually wanted was just make Connie's body a bit smaller :///// #Steven is suppose to be this massive dad but the last one doesn't feel like it #hm oh well #better luck on the next drawing then lol #Steven Universe fanart #connverse kid

[smeddiemunson]

“It’s like carrots.”

Steve blinked. “Bottoming… is like carrots?”

He liked to think he understood Eddie, got him in ways that other people might not. But there were still moments where he felt just as confused as when they first started hanging out.

Eddie nodded sagely. Then laughed as Steve’s face screwed up further in confusion.

“So I don’t not like carrots but I don’t want to eat them.”

“What the fuck do you mean?”

Eddie tapped the tip of his tongue against his top lip as he thought. “Well if the carrots are cut up all small and are in like a meat pie filling or something, then I won’t pick around my food to take them out.”

“But you won’t eat carrots if they’re on the side? Or on their own?” Steve asked, thinking he was maybe starting to understand.

Eddie snapped his fingers together. “Exactly! If I have to bottom then I will, but I’d much prefer to top.”

Steve mulled the thought over a little. He never liked thinking about Eddie with other guys, but he supposed it was a necessary evil. They hadn’t had sex with Steve on the bottom yet, they’d done everything else, but with it being Steve’s first time in a relationship with a guy, Eddie had wanted to take it slow and ease him into it.

“I like carrots,” he said finally. “They’re a great snack with dip.”

Eddie laughed indulgently. “Okay, it might be like broccoli then.”

“I like broccoli too. It’s my favourite vegetable, especially when it’s stir fried in butter.”

Eddie’s face screwed up in disgust. “I’ll trust your judgement. What vegetable don’t you like but you’ll still eat?”

Steve had to think for a second. “Zucchini,” he settled on.

“What the fuck is a zucchini?”

Steve snorted. “It’s a kind of squash.”

Eddie nodded slowly. “Okay,” he said. “Okay. So bottoming, for you, might be like Zucchini. It might be like carrots. Hell, it might even be like broccoli and you never want to top. Whatever you feel about it, you can talk to me, okay? I’m not gonna leave you if our interests don’t line up.”

“What if I hate it and only ever want to top?” Steve asked quietly. “What will you do then?”

Eddie shrugged. “Guess I’ll settle in for a lifetime of being a bottom.”

“You’d do that for me?”

Eddie shrugged again, turning away as he said, “Maybe I’ll learn to love it. If it’s cooked the right way.”

Steve laughed. “Thank you.” He tangled his fingers together with Eddie’s so he could place a kiss on the back of his hands.

It took Eddie a long second to look back at Steve, a faint stain of red across his cheeks. He still struggled to say the really soft things. He wasn’t used to it. Steve sometimes forgot that just because he was experienced with sex that this was his first real relationship.

“You wanna do this then?”

Steve looked down at himself, sat in Eddie’s lap, shorts riding up his thighs as his kneed caged Eddie’s slim waist.

“Now?”

Eddie untangled one of his hands to tilt Steve’s chin up to look him in the eye.

“You have a really comfy bed up those stairs, plenty of lube and no one is around. There’s no better time to do it,” he explained. “But if you want to wait, we can go upstairs and you can top me again. No big deal.”

Steve thought about the carrot analogy, then shook his head. “No.”

Eddie raised his eyebrows slightly. “No to what?”

“No, I don’t want to top you right now,” Steve explained. “I want to try you topping me.”

Eddie bit his lip and smiled wildly around it. He tapped Steve’s hip. “Come on then, let’s go.”

Steve laughed as Eddie’s chased him up the stairs, then through the kisses Eddie left all over his face and neck as he laid him down in the bed.

Later, after Eddie had taken his time taking Steve apart, when there was a thin sheen of sweat across both their bodies, lube coating Steve’s inner thighs and two lots of cum drying between them, Eddie gently manoeuvred Steve so his head was pillowed on his chest. He gently scratched his fingers over Steve’s scalp.

Steve shifted his head to look up at Eddie. He watched as Eddie breathed slowly, with his eyes closed and a slight smile on his face, as if he were reliving what they’d just done.

“Hey Eds,” Steve whispered.

Eddie hummed in acknowledgment but didn’t open his eyes. Steve was kind of grateful for it.

“I really like carrots.”

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #Steve’s first time bottoming #except we fade to black #my fic #every Christmas and birthday Eddie gets Steve a bag of carrots and they think it’s the funniest thing ever and everyone else watches like ? #this is so stupid #but I got the bit of dialogue ‘bottoming is like carrots’ in my head and couldn’t let it go

[ineveryspaceandtime]

#milex #Alex Turner #Miles Kane #i've had this in my head for days but just didn't get round to making it till today #forever getting on the memewagon just that tiny lil bit late #shitposting #except is it rlly when these actual words have left their mouths?? #lux.txt #memes

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I'm not a huge fan of the Tazercraft mental link headcanon (it's just not my cup of tea personally), HOWEVER—

I can't stop thinking about Pac in Alcatraz with his back to the wall as Cell approaches him with a cold smile on his face and a bloody knife in one hand, and Pac completely blocking Mike out because he knows something terrible is about to happen, and if he can't save himself then maybe he can at least spare Mike the graphic gory details.

And even when he’s lying on the cold concrete floor in a pool of his own blood, Pac is still trying to block everything out so he doesn't project his pain to Mike through their mental link. But ultimately, that's what scares Mike the most — the sharp flash of Pac's terror for an instant, and then silence.

#i talk #qsmp talk #I wonder if he thought Pac was dead #I wonder if Mike did the same thing when he was kidnapped and tortured by the Federation #Something about phrasing the mental link like THAT makes the idea a tiny bit more appealing to me #emotions rather than outright thoughts #but idk the whole concept of having someone else in your head is a personal squick of mine. I'd hate that. #The only exception is like frickin. The drift compatibility thing #But even that is a bit iffy. I still personally would never do that #As far as fan work or stories in general go - it depends entirely on how people write it #but as a whole I'm pretty '' :/ '' about the concept #This idea wouldn't leave my head though #tw blood mention #blood mention #ask to tag #you know the drill #fic talk

[fowlaroundtown]

Did someone say 2012 Mutant apocalypse redesigns?

Don’t get me wrong, the OG ones are pretty okay (especially Raph and Donnie’s) but I could never really get into Mikey and Leo’s haha. So, because I’d already done a bit of redesign on the 2012 boys to make them biblically accurate, I thought, heck, why not convert those same designs into the apocalypse versions!

#I think Leo’s is my favorite rn #that Or Donnie’s but that’s just because I changed LITTERALLY nothing about the OG except a bit more snoot and a few more glowey bits #so he doesn’t could #idk Leo’s head always wigged me out in the OG #normal Leo’s fine but when he got double mutated???? his head stayed the exact same size???? #I get It’s probably to add to the body horror aspect but it always kind of wigged me out hahah #anyway #tmnt 2012 mutant apocalypse #tmnt mutant apocalypse #tmnt 2012 #Donbot #Leo tmnt 2013 #Raph tmnt 2012 #Mikey tmnt 2012 #Donnie tmnt 2012 #my art

[starrysharks]

freaks!

#zeno's art #wip #reassassination #octavia #dr savory #not redesigns nothing has changed (except savory's face a little bit) just making them more interesting looking ref sheets #trying to make things more cartoony and angular. like jthm mixed with psg thats my goal actually #speaking of jthm its so freaking cool... makes me want to just go crazy with reassass and have them all be super insane looking #but i dont want to style change again so we stay normal ish #can you guys ask about them theyre so fun to think about and rotate in my head #also have been chipping at ch1's final draft #its annoying because every chapter after like. 7ish is gonna be super fun to write cuz thats after vivica joins the fray #right now its just main trio escapades to introduce the world

[madamescarlette]

don't you love when you're like, okay now I'm going to leave this sorrow in the old year so I don't turn into a crotchety bitter person over it, and then you walk on feeling all refreshed and bright no longer carrying it on your shoulders, but then the sorrow wanders after you like a child who was lost in the supermarket weeping its eyes out and it says to you where did you GO I was lost! I was lost and I missed you!!! and you can only sigh and take it by its hand and say to it very well. here's your seat. I'm sorry I left you behind, I promise it was with the best of intentions, but I want to do my best by you, so let's sit together and try to figure out what you're saying to me.

#thinking out loud #i'm truly like. ok i'm mostly fine i'm a little bit going through it because it's harshest month of winter and it's always weird this month #but i just think it's so funny that i have to be like OH you don't suddenly stop....hurting over something because you decided to! #if you were missing someone who was important to you two months ago by golly you probably still will two months from then!! #weird how that be! anyway #it's funny to me because it's like the opposite of object impermanence #i used to think i was all heart no head and that there's a part of me that went hard in the opposite direction to counteract that #but i am still as much as heart as i ever was except now i have my logical side going yip yip girl we gotta go!!! let's go!!! #and the heart is like holding up a shakey hand going oh lads you go on without me...i just need to catch my breath for like....15 years #anyway anyway. the narrative is indeed kind but that doesn't mean that it doesn't sting sometimes #but! we can do the best that we can and take our troubles by their hands and learn what we can from them and it will all be okay in the end #(i hope this post isn't too complainy or miserable. i may take it down later but i feel the need to say it somewhere.) #regardless of that. happy Friday my friends I love you all dearly bless you for being near me <3 <3

[nattikay]

saw a stock photo of a cougar with an absolutely gorgeous face pattern and just HAD to turn it into a character. not sure what to call him yet...

#my art #the design was a bit trickier than i anticipated #the animal in the photo only really had the silver on his face while the rest of his body was regular tawny #but that looked kinda goofy in the flat-markings style; his head looked out of place #so i tried incorporating highlights of silver fur elsewhere while still keeping it minimal #to make it more cohesive while still matching the photo that inspired it #but was really struggling to make it look good #finally i just stopped trying to be faithful to the photo (except for the face of course) #and the more i embraced the silver the better he looked #so now he is a mostly silver cougar ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #anyways #lowkey tempted to make him myla's mate or smth....we shall see

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i love haircuts. i cant stop petting the back of my skull

#ITS SO FUZZY!!!! #ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE BUZZED THE BACK!!! #im so smooth and streamlined... like a Seal... #Yes my head is cold. oh but i feel so so free #and! AND! it will make wearing hairnets so much easier & more comfortable #it was very funny tho #the stylist gave me the rundown on what she did #and added that she kept it kinda soft looking to give it a more Feminine feel while still being a masc haircut #as i stood there. in my pin-covered vest. Not Giving A Shit lmaooo #like thank you??? i am going to make it look masc as fuck anyway #i Do appreciate her attention to detail tho! she was very thorough! #it should grow out nicely until i trim it again #absolutely unprompted #tho i miss my lil' sideburns... i let her buzz the sides/back a bit too short... #when will they return from the war... #man i love getting my hair cut tho #i usually Hate it when anyone is in my space bubble but... sigh. its nice #i can just sit and space out while my hair gets cleaned up <3 #its odd. i dont like being touched Except for when its my hair - which i am extremely particular about. i contain multitudes #SIDE NOTE TONIGHT I HAVE HEARD MY FIRST FROG SYMPHONY #opened the back door and!!! Frogs!!! whoa! there's Creatures out there!

[radioves]

concept : since gri “worlds worst chia pet” an doesn’t exactly have a face per se, people just make do by kissing the flowers instead

this usually doesn’t really work since strong emotions just causes more flowers to bloom 🧍

that is, unless, they are very devoted

#insert that one ‘i have no idea what’s goin on in your head but the bits that are leaking out intrigue me’ meme #except it’s with the select few people who are curious about my chia pet ! grian design #feat. snake scar which i’m sure some of you have questions about. which i will not be answering. #[.art] #digital art #artists on tumblr #illustration #mcyt #third life smp #grian #goodtimeswithscar #scarian #trafficshipping #hermitshipping

[daincrediblegg]

Nothing wrong with me

#behold: the sowed seeds of my upped vitamin d dose #just would like to say that part of this is sponsored by a couple of very kind inboxers who reached out and said that they DID want to know #more about lady terror and which really helped reinvigor my motivations #and I WILL be answering those asks soon enough #(harder to do until I have my laptop back. like I’m sorry y’all I literally wish I knew what I was on in 2019 when I was writing all my #joker headcanon fics on my phone but I cannot replicate that and I dare not even try #)… but regardless it will happen #but also yeah so this is a 6 page chapter summary for the fic and I’ve just started on chapter 2 and this will help a lot when #I get my computer back I think I’ve cleared my head a lot about this fic while not having it #but anyway #yeah uh… #egg’s wip’s #moral of the story is telling people you wanna hear about their oc’s that they’ve been working on for a whole year works #also went down a classical music rabbit hole about it today if that’s of interest to anyone but… me #bc one of my students did a presentation on poe’s impact on music theory and danse macabre which incited me to get familliar with composers #and pieces that would have actively been known in the 1840’s and have wanted to do since that bit about schubert on crozier’s hand organ #got dropped in the scripts #I think they’re going to feud on classical music tastes #average beethoven and chopin stan vs schubert enjoyer FIGHT #(except the serenade. that song was actually written about lady terror I’ve decided) #also thinking about lady terror and poe bc he’s said himself music is the highest art. they are concert buddies for sure #I bet that mf liked beethoven. poe is a big bass guy if I’ve ever seen one #it’s the drama you see