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parcai ยท 17 days ago
okay question. so ur in a kitchen and u have to make a meal or u get executed. u have just enough prep time and all the available and possible spices and ingredients that you could need. ur life is on the line and i believe u have pride in ur cooking so ur probably going to make ur best recipe ๐Ÿค” or maybe something u know for sure ur executioners will like? ๐Ÿค” idk. anyway so what is the meal that u would cook to save ur life dude and why did u choose it ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐ŸŒญ
i have excessive pride in everything i do ๐Ÿ˜š
๐Ÿค” we have to be v strategic here...i would need to know what the executioners are like and then make a food they probably had homecooked as a kid and win w nostalgia ๐Ÿคจ
but seeing as i have been given no backstory โ˜น i think i will just make whatever i enjoy bc if i die at least i get to eat good stuff first and EYE am the star here ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿง  hmm so probably maharashtrian pomfret curry bc u can't get the ingredients here + i miss it ๐Ÿ˜” and fried bombay duck (this is not a duck ๐Ÿ’€ it's a fish) with fresh goan black crab and white rice bc if we're abt to die it's okay to be unhealthy ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ and then solkadi to drink + mix w rice on the side, and maybe taak (which is like this white dairy-based drink thing) just bc i doubt the executioners have spice tolerance MDHDKDHSL embarrassing ๐Ÿคฅ
and then dessert would be gulab jamun w fruit custard because these things, like fish curry, take forever to make so even if the executioners do not like the dishes, or like burn their tongues off, i have plenty of time to prep for an escape route ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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anyu-blue ยท 13 days ago
#personal#life in general#random#ignore me#negative#don't mind me... just over here having a pity party cuz i keep making myself sad#trying to share things with my sisters and getting everything thrown out#like i get it.. some things just aren't your thing...#and it's best to say it outright rather than be miserable and play along...#except unless I play along I don't get any time or anything with anyone...#everyone wants to play dead by daylight all the fucking time.. and will literally refuse to put it down#or do anything else... so either i play a horror game i have zero interest in or i dont get to spend#any time with my sisters or cousins... not that i get to anyway because of my sleep schedule...#but if EVER there is an opportunity... that's it. no other games. nothing.#i tried to share a new one today that a friend shared with me. app called Plato#you can literally play some of these games via turns whenever you have time#so i could make a move when i wake up and they could make a move when they're up#and maybe we could play occasionally when we're all up..#nope. complete rejection.. doesn't matter that some of their favorite board games are the ones#you can make turn based... like... dudes.. I'm trying...#but it's too much work... nevermind that not a single one will join in my other games or interests#I'm so tired of being left behind and left out.. it feels awful...#like don't fucking sit there and complain you never get to see me or do things with me#and rip my head off for it and for staying up to try and get some social interaction in with you#when I'M doing all the fucking work.... i get it.. some things just aren't people's things...#that's fine... but completely refusing to try. ANYTHING. just wow
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