#except with crime

[romanceyourdemons]

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

#‘can i ever really absolve myself of my crimes? do i even want to? am i guilty everything—or of anything at all? #except for the crime of having an ass too fat i’m never beating those allegations’ #ryddles

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

demanding a series in the same vein (heh, vein) as Dexter/Hannibal wherein a prolific serial killer plays cat & mouse with the police--except the serial killer in question is a preteen schoolgirl. this would make for compelling television due to the fact that middle school frequently causes girls to become deranged, and more media should reflect this

#she hangs out at active crime scenes in a way that should be a red flag but 'evades' the police simply by merit of being in 7th grade #the ONE 'detective'/nemesis who is convinced she had something to do with The Murders #is the classmate who sorta tried to bully her at the beginning of the school year but then the vibes got all intense and sapphic #so she backed off and has been Ignoring the Nerd she does Not have a special interest in #except then The Murders begin and she has so many Suspicions BUT #everytime she confronts the antihero the interaction ends in accidental intimacy followed by furious blushing #the nemesis's father is an (unsympathetic) cop character who repeatedly ignores his daughter's concerns #'dad i think the weird girl in my math class is a serial killer' 'that's not an excuse for failing algebra. go do your homework'

[iztea]

an older femzai page design from last year ( the linework is messy on purpose this time btw)

closeups:

#i don't necessarily like this anymore #but i think it's nice conceptually #and u really seem to dig my femskk so it felt like a crime not to post this bwhaha #it's basically an earlier version though not much has changed except for my skills ig #i'd draw this differently now #ANWYAYSS TAGS #bsd #bsd fanart #dazai #fem dazai #femzai #my art #dazai fanart #fanart #art #bungou stray dogs #iztea draws

[momentomori24]

THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.

And the most important scene of them all (to me):

First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vees #voxval #staticmoth #all their scenes in this episode were so freaking good holy shit #all their scenes in show are great actually #like-- oh my god #they are so much fun to have around #vox was literally me the entire time (minus the alastor hating) #and their evil little happy celebrating at the end was so cute it's unreal #i wanted the vees to sing together at some point and i'm so happy it was delivered vox and val sound fantastic together #and that sneaky staticmoth kiss at the end YES YES YES YEEESS #i love everyone in this show (except adam) but the vees are just built different #with adam dead can they please appear more? please? i need more of these disgusting assholes committing disgusting crimes and gay wrongs #''the future of hell belongs to the vees'' is a sentiment i can and will get behind please take over #i just finished the season finale and it gave me the dopamine rush i really needed today i'm so happy AAHHHHHH #i can't stop rewatching this scene someone please help me i can't escape their clutches i've been here for hours please #ok i'm clogging these tags so i'm stopping here but AAGHHHBKFGXGGGBB #anyways good night

[artbysarf]

The Moth and the Lizard are married actually

#helloooooooo??????? #ppl started reblogging my old mothzilla art so i needed to draw updated designs LMAO #Godzilla is Japanese! I based his outfit on Japanese street fashion #His shirt says Godzilla obviously lol #I based Godzilla's tattoo on Yakuza tattos bc in a human AU he's def Yakuza #Mothra is Chinese! I baseed her outfit on Chinese street fashion and traditional Yi fashion #the Yi are one of the ethnic groups in the Yunnan province on China where Mothra is from! #Her tattoo is traditional chinese for Queen of the Monsters #if it's written wrong uhhhh sorry LMAO I TRIED #you can see mothra's ring........ yes they are married #Golden retriever wife and black cat husband actually #except they're both in organized crime and can kill u in 20 diff ways #good for them!!!!!! #Mothra has knives in her jacket don't get it twisted #godzilla #gojira #mothra #mosura #mothzilla #godzilla x mothra #mothra x godzilla #human mothra #human godzilla #godzilla x kong #godzilla x kong: the new empire #the new empire

[visenyaism]

unbearably classic lannister moment where like the most righteous heroic society improving thing you do (jaime killing aerys, cersei killing robert, tyrion killing tywin) is also the thing that you are reviled for forever. who is doing it like them

#that and getting accused of every crime except for the one you did #hey that’s regicide husband-murder and parricide. y’all think this series has anything 2 say about gender and violence or nah #asoiaf

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Tucker gets hired by the JL to work on the Watchtower’s cybersecurity... He might have a few friends visit. 

Batman looked over the application for visitors presented to him by Dr. Foley, who was nervously wringing his hands but seemed excited to talk about his two close associates, and it appeared that everything was in order for the pair to be allotted a short visitation time slot. 

The paperwork was established by Batman himself after all, needing a way to permit non-members (His Children) to visit him at his office in the watchtower. Looking over Dr. Foley’s application, the invites to Dr. D. Fenton and Dr. S. Manson seemed to be somewhat warranted.

Dr. Fenton is a well known astrophysicist and Dr. Foley had been upping the security to reflect more complex physics models as the ‘lock’ mechanism for access to Watchtower servers. Dr. Manson was a more controversial figure in social justice but a biochemist to rival Dr. Pamela Isley, not to mention she was someone Bruce Wayne had met a number of times and not completely hated (though he was sure she hated him and everyone else in the gala). She was a fan favorite guest by his children and a great advocate for animal and human rights. 

Batman approves the application, allowing their visitation for a few hours at a time once a week until the completion of Dr. Foley’s project. 

He doesn’t hear much from it, nor from Dr. Foley, but things start to come down the rumor grapevine that the two guests were more than they seemed. Red Robin was the first to comment on it to him, and as practical and efficient Tim could be, there was a look of chaos in his smile as he discussed the two additional PhDs. He was stingy on details and that always meant something bad for Bruce’s mental health. A few others asked a few questions as to who exactly the pair were visiting, and Cyborg commented that they weren’t really doing too much to assist Dr. Foley. 

Batman decides to intervene and meet these two for himself when he hears Constantine complain (not that the man wasn’t always complaining about something) about the two new magic users being way too OP for normal humans. 

This is how the JL gets to become allied with Ghost King Phantom and Thorn (not Poison Ivy pt.2 as Robin insisted). Turns out they weren’t sure if the JL could be trusted with interdimensional politics, so Tucker spent the last two years gaining their trust to let Danny and Sam up here to ‘check the place out’ before they committed to becoming members. 

Batman doesn’t even get to raise alarms at the espionage of it all because Red Robin has already programed their new badges and welcomed them on with open arms and a project to take down the LOA’s Lazarus Pits “safely”.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp crossover #dc crossover #danny phantom #tucker gets a job with the JL to do espionage and enjoys the benefits package while hes at it #tucker gets dental and 401k matching while also keeping an eye open for war crimes #tucker 'too fine' foley is thriving (respectfully) when working with wonder woman to get her passwords set up #danny is a huge fan and want to join but sam is adamant that they cant be so sure #sam is connected to the green and goes by the most goth plant hero name i could think of #ghost king danny #everyone in this AU has spent way too much time and money going to school and getting phds #except for tim of course #manson family scholarship is just taking change from her moms purse #chaos gremlin highschool dropout tim drake has already sorted this whole thing out before tucker or bruce could even recognize it

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 2 #a stitch in crime #columbo you're remarkable. you're a genius. you're gorgeous. you're a demon. you're a doll. i want to kiss you on your curly little head #youve got it all. except proof!!!! :P lolol #stop being mean to him. he's already dead #this might be columbo's lowest moment in the entire show aside from when he's literally pranked in ''columbo cries wolf'' #he has absolutely nothing. he's completely owned #which is why i have this part memorized. lol

[lipskischlatert]

#graveyard #ganas #ineffable #muscle god #talks #zevk #hate crime cw #always pouty #exceptional

[maiagaru]

How well do Suranne Jones and Rose Leslie really know each other? 🤔 | Vigil - BBC

#suranne jones #vigil #vigiledit #not really but #HELLO I MISS GIFFING I JUST HAVE SO MUCH TO DO #but this is too cute to pass up #so i stole 10 mins from work #help #i really miss things #i didn't even watch the episodes yet #in fact i haven't watched shit. #except youtube crime docs while i work #anyway #goodBYE #surannejonesedit #that jumper looks so cosy

[iseathegalaxy]

me, completely new to the fandom and having knowledge only regarding the movies and therefore always having thought batman and robin had a partnership (absolutely platonic) kind of relationship, finally becoming interested in the comics and reading about the non-movie robins for the first time and realising they're all just insanely traumatised children:

#im looking for recs to start my batfam journey #lego batman is an exception though that's clearly his son #im sorry how old is damian #???? #these are children #how are they running around fighting crime #batfam #bruce wayne #batman #robin #superfam #superbat #batfam recs

[talesfromthecrypts]

Rutger Hauer as Eric Vonk in Turkish Delight (1973)

#turkish delight #rutger hauer #rhaueredit #filmedit #paul verhoeven #mygifs #this and betty blue are basically the same movie #except rutger doesn't go on a crime spree in drag #thinking about how hard my independent study for cinema and the poetics of desire essay would have gone so hard if i did bb and td #that's what 9 extra years of emotional intelligence gets you ANYWAY

[starlightseraph]

#hate crimes md #house md #hugh laurie #hilson #now to address each part of this: #he’s a cripple with aspd #ppth nightmare malpractice yep pretty much #the guy that’s vexed (a black man) wilson sad australian transboy and trauma queen traumatiser cameron #yep he never used the medicine drug cause only stupid people use the medicine drug #help he’s not a predator lmao #he finds lupus eventually #he administers rats no matter what the illness is #yeah except it’s more like wilson cheating on his wives with house #r/okbuddyvicodin #starlightseraph’s brainrot

[livinginmyhead23]

I’m sorry but to me the “Daemon orchestrated blood and cheese because he’s evil and bloodthirsty” is the laziest possible interpretation of his motivations. You don’t think he did it because he wanted Aemond to live with the guilt of being the reason his nephew is dead?? Or because seeing Rhaenyra grieving her dead son was too painful and drove him to commit an awful act of revenge??? Or that maybe just MAYBE he actually developed affection for the step-son he spent six years raising, and the loss of his brother, daughter and Luke made him want to hurt the Greens as much as they’ve hurt him and his family???? Idk I just think the option where Daemon is the moustache twirling cartoon villain who only does things because he’s the big bad monster on the show is soo boring and overused

#Helaena didn’t deserve it that’s the whole point #neither did Rhaenyra !!! #if you can’t except that daemon is made of both good and evil then you don’t don’t have a good understanding of characters #everyone else’s crimes are apparently excusable but daemon is the villain 😭 #house of the dragon #hotd #hotd season 1 #daemon targaryen #team black #matt smith #daemon x rhaenyra #daemyra #rhaenyra targaryen #emma darcy #lucerys velaryon

[azure-clockwork]

I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes

#This is 100% swinging at a hell of a hornet's nest #Do I tag it? #Yeah fuck it we ball #fe3h #fe16 #edelgard von hresvelg #claude von riegan #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #rhea fire emblem #I should probably clarify that I love all of these characters quite dearly #Well except Rhea #I think she's a good character but I'm not feral about her like Edelgard or charmed by her like Claude or desperate to save her like Dimitr #discourse #edelgard discourse #Edit: I actually don’t care about 3H discourse either way lol #there’s plenty of interesting shit to talk about in this game #also I get that the people who say “x did war crimes” actually don’t mean “this was bad because it violated the Geneva Convention” #but any time I see something about how many war crimes someone did (usually Edelgard or Dimitri) I just think: #“Hah it’s a war crime to deploy Cyril to rescue Flayn because he’s still 14 then” #also I got into this game because someone told me ‘so there’s a gal with an axe and trauma’ and I booted it up #and I have a friend who likes Rhea despite his moral reservations solely because ‘she’s hot tho’ #and that’s also really funny #point is I don’t really wanna participate in most fe3h discourse cuz I have shit to do but this post isn’t meant to be a dunk on anyone #I’m not upset when I see it; it’s either funny or fine or sometimes right #I’m just gay for Edelgard and amused by the idea of applying the Geneva Convention to a world where it Clearly Isn’t A Thing

[watchriverdale]

tenmartha + sunday by the cranberries. i call this one the doctorification of martha jones<3

#SHES SO….. #anyway i would put this on youtube except they killed me for supernatural crimes x #martha jones #tenmartha #dw #mine