#excuse me mommy sorry mommy

[lesbianpizza]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW

I THINK I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK HELP

ABSOLUTELY NO ONE CAN TELL ME SHE DOESN’T KNOW EXACTLY WHO HER AUDIENCE IS AND WHAT THIS WOULD DO TO EVERY LESBIAN ON PLANET EARTH

Also her interview is up on YouTube for anybody who wants to watch it!

#SHE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SHES DOING AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE #elizabeth olsen #Lizzie olsen #lesbian #Lizzie #elizabeth olsen pictures #elizabeth olsen x you #elizabeth olsen imagine #elizabeth olsen smut #elizabeth olsen x reader #power suit #olsen #wanda #wanda maximoff #wanda marvel #wanda maximoff x reader #scarlet witch #mommy!wanda #mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry #excuse me mommy? #wanda maximoff smut #elizabeth olsen fanfic #elizabeth olsen packs #marvel #wanda mcu #wandavision #mommy wanda #scarlet witch fanfic #move im gay #mommy

[subpixie420]

💕🔥Mommy dommes, milfs and pet moms galore! No matter the type we love all hot moms here🔥💕

Happy Mother's Day from some of your favorite creators:

@subpixie420 @pigeonsplayground @kissesfromkenz @frankieglam @sunniedayzxo @burythecarnival @godshideouscreation🔥💕

If anyone's interested in joining these fun collabs please dm @jaspervoorhees @king-crochet or @godshideouscreation for more info!

#me #my face #collab #lovely mutuals #happy mother's day #excuse me mommy sorry

[caroldanversenthusiast]

elizabeth olsen is so mother for this

#mommy excuse me sorry mommy #MOMTBWW EWWWW NAKAL #behakaka #choking #elizabeth olsen #wanda maximoff #the scarlet witch #scarlet witch #doctor strange multiverse of madness #multiverse of madness #lol #lgbt #wlw #sapphic #women #lgbtq #marvel #mcu

[veeisgayasf]

When she does the thing with her tongue 😫

Yes Gwen, explosive…

#gwendoline christie #gwen supremacy #larissa weems #lgbtq #mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? #tongue #explosive #excuse me ma’am #what #it’s hot in here #oof

[alibonbonn]

NEMESIS MY BELOVED

#hades 2 #nemesis #hades fanart #hades supergiant #SUPERGIANT THANK YOU FOR MY LIFE #excuse me mommy sorry mommy sorry #alibonbonn #alidraws

[dianneking]

Sooo, dear Tumblr, hear me out. I think my boss is trying to sugar mommy me (?)

Lemme present my evidence:

-She mentioned multiple times how her husband is now living in their summer home five hours of driving away and she's been living all alone.

- Our customers often bring her presents (mainly food) and we'd usually split them, but lately she's giving them all to me "so you'll think of me while you enjoy it."

- Last week she had an issue with her car, so I chauffeured her around for a day and she kept telling me that she'll "have to invite me for lunch at her place to thank me properly".

- And, cherry on the top, today she kinda brought me grocery shopping with her? Like we had to go someplace together for work and she was like "Oh, I need to drop by the supermarket real quick." And so I found myself there carrying her grocery bags and helping her to find baking powder like a Very Good Kid™ because I am a courteous human being, and the cashier is giving us a weird look (because he knows she's my boss) and my boss is like "If they keep being so nice to me, I'll have to keep *Name* as my assistant outside of work as well...I'm already addicted to their help."

So yeah. That is what happened Your Honor.

Is this some level of fruity or am I seeing things?

EDIT: There's some updates, check this out

#Oh I'm sorry did you come to my tumblr for quality content? #dianneking #dianneking rambles #Sugar mommy attempts #Excuse me you're married #Tumblr dating advice #Tumblr court of law #Fruity #sugar mommy boss saga

[yooniesim]

Not the antiblack, transphobic troll blog doing a classic dirty delete... Can't delete dumbassery love, that stays on the internet forever 😂

Dumbass already forgot the teen life stage exists, misgendered me in a random post showing both they ass cheeks, doubled down about it with a classic "he/she/it whatever they are", made fun of a black person's black sim's lips being "too big" while randomly hyping up a black sim made by a white simmer, posted 90% black sims making fun of their features while reblogging posts w/black celebrities like ice cube and Rihanna (probably the only black ppl they know) to add to their lil act, said "i don't only make fun of blacks" and blocked when confronted about it (soooo obvious), which was all pretty boring and expected and not worth acknowledging... but then they deleted all of that cos the big bad honest troll blog got no spine! which has me fucking rolling HELP 🤣

How ya gonna act like the voice of the ppl and delete all your bad takes? Didja get too many mean asks about them, baby boy? 🥺 can't stand by all ur meaningless dick swinging? feeling insecure about having no comeback skills on top of that? 🥺 every time someone bucks up at you you do a delete and stop acknowledging them and its so damn funny for someone pretending to be so hard and real. I mean I knew you were gonna mention me once you saw I said you have no skills, I was waiting to see what you'd come up with, but I didn't expect it to be this weak... imagine being a troll and taking obvious bait 🤭 just to confirm u got no talent. soooo sorry 😂

So much for "honesty" 😢

#ceci speaks #nonsims #text #delete later #not some of yall rallying around an obvious bigot pretending to be black #just say u want an excuse to talk about ppl sims instead of making it a civil rights issue #id respect u more if u did #but got theres nothing worse than a weak troll that got no skills #still aint gonna mention ur name bc i know its driving u wild not to get the free advertisement #you might as well stop deleting cos screenshots are forever sweetheart #sorry to address a troll yall but all this deleting is tickling me so bad #'it feels so good to be honest!!! im having a blast!!! really!! im so cool someone believe me!!!' #*deletes everything they say the minute they get backlash* #😂😂😂 #these 20 year old minors aint never gonna learn the game #if ya get mentioned dw that lil bitch babie will delete it within 24 hrs #before mommy checks they internet history #🤣🤣🤣 #i know i preach about not feeding trolls but yall got NOTHING to worry about with this one #im sorry love but some ppl got it and some dont... and u dont

[bladesofkyber]

Lady Freya

#Excuse me? Excuse me? Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry? Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? #witch mom #freya god of war #witch of the woods #god of war ragnarok spoilers #god of war spoilers #god of war #gow spoilers #gowr spoilers #photo mode #my screencaps

[rosieshipper]

👀👀👀

Tags: @astralshipper @arickaandherfictionalothers @wolfofthedead

#mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? #my god she is so fucking beautiful #and the actress is Roma so that makes it all the more better #please excuse me while I go scream into a pillow on how beautiful my wife is in so many ways #self shipping #self ship #selfshipping #self ship community #self insert #selfship community #f/o #marvel #mcu #wanda maximoff #wanda django maximoff #romani wanda maximoff #otp: scarlet beast

[members-of-the-guild]

Cali is simping HARD!!!

#Cali IC! #HH/HB Verse! #Dash Commentary! #Cali VC: "Excuse me? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mo-

[blindmagdalena]

the line "the only man in the sky is me" continues to haunt me every goddamn day of my life

#homelander #he's so sexy and for WHAT #EXCUSE ME #the person writing that script was absolutely smiling and nodding to themself like jack torrance #pathetic man with an inferiority complex AND A GOD COMPLEX? #WITH MOMMY ISSUES?! #sorry but homelander was specifically written FOR me

[lesbianpizza]

Wanda Maximoff owns my ass

The way I would let her do absolutely anything to me because Mommy knows best

🎶 I wanna be your slave I want you to be my mistress 🎶

#wanda maximoff #wanda #wanda x fem!reader #wanda smut #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x reader #wanda maximoff smut #scarlet witch fanfic #scarlet witch #scarlet witch x reader #mcu #multiverse of madness #excuse me mommy? #mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy sorry #elizabeth olsen #elizabeth olsen x you #elizabeth olsen imagine #elizabeth olsen pictures #lizzie olsen #wanda marvel #marvel #mommy!wanda #mommy!wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff y/n #wanda my beloved #wanda mcu #dark!wanda maximoff #doctor strange in the multiverse of madness #md/lg

[caroldanversenthusiast]

elizabeth olsen in this suit… oh goodness

#mommy #mommy excuse me sorry mommy #yitttiiesssssss #ahah #sorry #elizabeth olsen #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #the scarlet witch #doctor strange multiverse of madness #multiverse of madness #lol #lgbt #wlw #sapphic #women #lgbtq #marvel #mcu

[veeisgayasf]

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#gwendoline christie #gwenposting #gwen christie #mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? #so hot wtf #sapphic #i’m so gay #women in suits #paris fashion week #excuse me ma’am

[angel-archivist]

nah it’s the way that other trans people will misgender me and when someone corrects them roll their eyes or say ‘well i didn’t see their face’ instead of apologizing. like what. 

#what the FUCK is up with those trans men who are so desperate to pass that me a trans man with slightly longer hair an dbig hips #makes them think its ok all of a sudden to just. misgender me. #like u of all ppl shouldn't be making excuses sorry my mommy and daddy donnt pay for my T at the age of like 16 #sorry i havent started my medical transiiton and havent been able to afford a binder #doesnt make misgenderingme ANY more justfiied #new breed of trans man dropped #like why can cis queer men have high voices an dbe flamboyant but I a trans man cannot #their gonna lose their fucking minds when i start wearing fucking make up #im actually so fed up with the misgendering it's insane. #bro i was literally wearing an ezra furman t-shirt n u did me like that #like she would never 🤨🤨 so why r u

[maydaycatz]

put me in a computer i’ll be glados no need to thank me

#portal #glados #mommy sorry mommy sorry mommy ah excuse me mommy sorry mommy