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sysig · 4 months

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Two skeletons in a trench lab coat (Patreon)

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He’s very careful! Everything was fine before you interrupted!

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #FJdlsafjdsf Handplates fuzzes my brain #I cannot tell you how weird it feels to draw Gaster with the Lost Soul head after all this time away haha #It drops me back into the person I was when I first read Handplates - for better or for worse. It's a very strange feeling #Even drawing Sans and Papyrus again sends me back! Not as strongly but certain little details stand out #Sans' eyes especially... Very strange feeling #Anyhow! Since Fellplates sent me back down the rabbit hole and I've gotten back into rereading lightly - still not a full commitment!#Maybe soon tho 👀 I feel like I always say that haha #But in the meantime thinking of the pre-Plates Handplates time period <3 Since that's the one I'm still most familiar with haha #I love when they're still growing and learning ♪ Scaffolded baby talk! Twin language! Love 'em ♥#And fearless* mischievous little troublemakers hehe #They're so cute <3 I love the little ways they interact as young'uns - like when Papyrus will just lift Sans by his arms lol #I'd been thinking about and then had to go read the one of Sans as a the blanket/coat tickle monster and then - this ✨#''Excuse me sir I'd like One Ticket to the R Rated movie I am an adult Monster'' lol #Probably another one of those moments where Gaster is just *nervously sweats in Dad* lol - stop being so cute!#Also there's no particular meaning to when I use WingDings for his text :P Just convenience and if I remember to lol #Comics where he talks a lot are not convenient XP I have enough trouble editing on this paper ugh I will Not miss it when it's done #Even attempted this comic in as few pencil strokes/erasing as possible and it was still a pain to work with! >:0 Rude #Doubly so that I've had a Handplates comic idea for past like - year lol - and /this/ was the first one I finished pfftbl #To be fair to the other I do want to at least attempt making it a look-alike hehe ♪ You know how it is with Ideas™#I can't be too mad about it haha ♫ It did turn out quite cute after all :3

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guelyury · 8 months

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Pedro Pascal in B/W, I can't handle it anymore.

#Excuse me sir but how dare you?#pedro pascal #daddy pascal #zaddy pedro #i just love him

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andy-clutterbuck · 5 months

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SDCC 2017 Autograph Signing for Anonymous

#Andrew Lincoln #*#andygifs #flashing gif #A SPECIMEN™#excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #menace #also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now #still hate that hat #H A N D S #his n e c k #oh there's bram stoker knocking again #the mold broke #no it didn't you couldn't even make such a mold #the white tee forever hits different than his normal con uniform #i love arm

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kenobion · 10 months

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Andrew Garfield - Variety's Actors on Actors

#this is me making a lazy short gifset again #andrew garfield #my gifs #I just had to have an excuse to look at him again #I love his silly lean and his expression in the second one #and I love the way the swirls are in his hair #and the way that shirt is not terribly buttoned . . . I am looking #sir I am free anytime for you #I just am weak for him

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achillesuwu · 1 year

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AU where Alex save Dream of the fishbowl & Dream get his revenge on his father (+Jessamyis alive ) BUT but

Since he is still a kid well 😕 Alex is in a problematic situation. He needs a tutor but doesn't really trust anyone (and most of the people in the house are forever asleep now) . He is going to need someone to "" "look after him" "" (officially) + he doesn't really want to talk about his current father to anyone for any reason

So, when Dream (pov alex : really scary tall powerful dude) said "I will offer you a boon"

Alex basically thinks "I'm already in deep shit right now. I have nothing to lose" and say : can you be my father?

What Dream understood : "I chose YOU" and for him Alex looks like this :

Dream hesitate a bit but finally agrees and Alex is like "cool 👍 can you sign some paper, put me in school, assure you that I'm feed and see you in 10 years/for my school graduation/my wedding"

Little did he know that when Dream dads he DADS 😤

Anyway.

Why did I thought about this?

1930!Hob Gadling that is a bit suspicious about Alex of the "Endless"' dad. He never sees the guy but he must be a prick because everytime that there should be a parent's meeting with the teacher Alex avoid his gaze and find some excuse on why his father can't go. Of course Hob never pushed. He gets it 😔 poor boy, to have a rich snob for a father 😔😔

Meanwhile, alex : oh lord, oh god, I can't sit in a parent's meeting with dad again. Too much praise, he is too proud of me, I'm going to die. Please, makes it that Teacher Godlen will drop it. Oh god. please please-

Sadly Alex can't make Dream miss the school graduation

Just the thought of 1930 Hob Gadling face when he sees his stranger walking like he own the place with expensive clothes with Alex trailing behind him.

And well, looks. Hob WAS going to scold Alex's dad but

This is the stranger

Again, THIS IS THE STRANGER

Instead of a :( face Alex has a "why is my father embarrassing 😩 yeah yeah see you later I'm going to see my friend yes yes I love you too nooo don't hug me 😩 DAD MY HAIR😩😩" face which put every interaction he had with him in a new light

THE STRNAHER

Hob is half trying to hide himself because what the fuck and half looking because what the fuck HE IS HOT. (Some of his braincells are also running in panic because : wait, WAIT, ENDLESS. OF THE ENDLESS. IT'S HIS FAMILY NAME!? IS IT A FAKE NAME. would it be awkward if I said something like "hey, Mr Endless, about your son" or "Mister Endless, you couldn't wait to see me ~?" ... WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT ROBERT GADLING YOU CAN'T SIMPLY GO AND—.... He. He has. HE HAS A SON!?!? )

Little did he know that yes, Dream saw him and once he finally talked to every other teachers about how proud he is of his boy he is very much going to talk about that friendship thing

Meanwhile, alex : .... My dad is seducing my teacher. in my school graduation. Great. Wonderful. Can aunt Death comes pick me up 😩

#Dreamling #The sandman #dream the endless #jessamy the raven lives #alex burgess #Alex thought 'ahahahah to have the devil as my dad. What could go wrong? He is not going to be worst than father'#*pikachu face* he got a loving awkward dad #hob x dream #hob x morpheus #Alex the first day that he got Dream as his dad : Sir I was wondering if —#Dream : how did you call me?#Alex : Please excuse me. Your maje—#Dream : not dad :(? What did I did wrong my son? 🥹🥹 Do you want to talk about it ?#Alex.exe is not working anymore #my shit

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freeasfishes · 2 months

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I am often thinking how Shmi Skywalker, a woman who's legally the property of a bug, opens her home (which she doesn't even own due to she herself is owned by a bug) to two stranded Jedi and the queen of an entire planet and helps them get on their feet and back to safety and lets them gamble on her child and neither the Jedi order nor the planet whose queen was saved bothered to think "hey maybe we should go buy her freedom and set her up in a nice apartment somewhere." This has bothered me since childhood along with the fact that Yoda and Yaddle did not fuck.

#star wars #shmi skywalker #I love how the people in charge of starwars cant decide if the jedi and the whole galaxy are corrupt or not because it makes it realistic #i just think they owe shmi a pretty significant debt and the fact that some moisture farmer on tattooine bought her freedom #when the entire planet of Naboo or the entire Jedi Order #simply did not #well I think me personally if that was my mom I would have maybe turned evil as well not to excuse anakins behavior or anything #I just think that I would have -accidentally- kicked yoda in the head every time I walked past him #and Obi Wan for that matter like sir you owe my mother your life and you expect me to pay attention to your lessons #I think not!#I also would not have fallen in love with padme #thats a lie I would do anything for a beautiful woman

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tangledinink · 7 months

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"owning reptiles is so fun and easy!" i say, waking up at two in the morning coz there's a bigass black solider fly buzzing around my room.

#excuse me SIR #you are not supposed to be out HERE #ur supposed to be IN MY DAUGHTERS HOUSE #so she can EAT YOU #im SORRY but thats just the WAY OF THINGS #HOWD YOU GET OUT HERE MAN #i wasnt really sleeping tho so yk #my daughter has decided she no longer enjoys bsf larvae for some gd reason #but LOVES black soldier flies #so ive taken to reluctantly dumping her grubs into the bottom of her enclosure so they can pupate and she can hunt them #coz hey man you know so long as shes getting the calories and the protein and you know what #its good enrichment for her...#but also means i have to tolerate flying insects sometimes. which is. less manageable. than the squirmy ones #she is so lucky i love her

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camimadra · 1 month

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Ever need to explain "bedroom eyes" to somebody? Show them this picture.

#excuse me sir #I have trouble with my heart when you look at me like that #bad doctor #zayne #zayne love and deepspace

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xviruserrorx · 5 months

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- Devil's Spoke by Laura Marling | For Day 3 of @merlinrarepairfest

#bbcmrarepairweek23 #bbc merlin #viruscreates #merlinedit #kara x mordred #gilli x sefa #sir mordred #bbcm sefa #bbcm gilli #bbcm kara #morra #karmor #sefagilli #awotc #ive had this idea for months but haven't had an excuse to do it but now i do #this is also another one that would look pretty side by side but i currently have my phone an inch from my face as im typing this #so use for ✨imagination✨ for me on this one too please because my poor eyes #alrighty thats the last one for this! thank you to the lovely mona for doing this i had so much fun!! ♥️

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ghostiezone · 1 year

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ART REQ!! how’s about. tim and jay. just chillin. takin a break from the Horrors. maybe they r eating ice cream or watchin a movie or havin a sleepover & painting each other’s nails. the possibilities r endless!! anything can hadplen……

nothin fun to do in motel rooms except get drunk and fall asleep watching movies...

#ohhh my god i accidentally like this so much more than i thought i would i might finish it tomorrow #i have GOT to practice tims hair more. its nonsense to me. sir. ur so pretty #ft. jays awful hat hair. u know hes got the most horrid hat hair. I'm right abt this #asks #anachronistic-falsehood #sketch #wip #<< maybe. i might finish it. its cute #marble hornets #jay merrick #tim wright #only a couple tags bc this is messy but also. look at them i command you #ghostiezone #stuck-in-the-ghost-zone #THANK U FOR GIVING ME AN EXCUSE TO THINK ABT MH AGAIN the trigun brain worms made me nearly forget how much i love them #sketch requests

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endlich-allein · 2 years

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#excuse me sir you have a hole in your pants and that's all i see #he is so fucking hot 🥲#till is love 🖤#till lindemann #rammstein #eatc gifs

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andy-clutterbuck · 7 months

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8x10 | The Lost and the Plunderers

#nice gams grimes #Rick Grimes #*#rg #S8 #me as a camera person #i love me a sweaty man #L E G S #excuse me but The Nose™#excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #sweaty curls were the best ones

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littleragondin · 1 year

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So I may have been slightly obsessing over “To sir with love”, as one does, and a thing that has been circling in my head for the last few days is the way Tian's confrontation with his mother at the start of episode 13 and his talk with Yang at the end of the same episode echo and oppose each other.

Madame Li comes to Tian when he is in love, hopeful, begging for a chance at happiness, and how does she respond? She crushes it, with the revelation about Jiu and Mr. Ma yes, but mostly with everything else. You will never know love, she says, except mine. That stifling love who wants him to be someone else, that chips at who he is again and again and again.

Then Yang finds his brother (heart)broken, and Tian holds him back to confess his love, again, now in despair and shame and self loathing. And Yang response to that is as it has always been, that his brother is wonderful just as he is. You deserve love he promises, and I love you I love you I love you. A love with no reservation and for all that Tian is, a love always there.

And they both love Tian, they are both afraid and worried for him, both are going to great lengths to protect him, at this point both believe that Jiu has lied to Tian and played him. And. Yet. His mother again puts the blame on him, on who he is, makes him guilty of his own betrayal. His brother reminds him that it's not true, that the betrayer is to blame, and that the fault never laid with him.

And so it's no surprise that Tian pushes away his mother and the prison her love has built around him, but seeks the comfort of his brother's love who has always celebrated who he is.