#excuse me sir wtf

[soapbubbles511]

New Taika photoshoot and interview

#👀👀👀 #excuse me sir wtf #who allowed this? #taika waititi

[viviartsy]

My friend tried to get me with her friend and he said I’m “too ✨” after seeing my Instagram.

I’ll take that as a compliment. You’re too little ✨ for me anyway 💁🏻‍♀️.

#istg #taz skylar #would never do this to me #sir excuse me #I’ll never understand men #wtf is too ✨ #there’s never enough ✨

[chaos0pikachu]

the bar patrons while Ray and Co. are having their Main Character Bullshit on the main floor:

#only friends the series #only friends #you come out for a good time and get attacked #like excuse me sir i was trying to enjoy my martini and a live band wtf is happening #truthfully how does yo make any money when this ONE group of friends keeps interrupting her band and causing a ruckus #chaos pikachu speaks

[xx-key-xx]

#umm #he's so pretty wtf 😳 #excuse me sir?? #the panting um erm #just going to leave this here #ryan dunn #jackass #viva la bam #cky #out of context #video

[andyourhostkristenwiig]

Hodges: Your black-and-white particles were composed of plagioclase, biotite, hornblende and pyroxene.

Catherine: Diorite granite

Hodges: You remember your geology.

Catherine: Yes!

#Catherine Willows #Warrick Brown #David Hodges #CSI #mine #okay these are crazy bad but my laptop wouldn't work a single program properly started with the dvd continued w/ the screencaps & photoshop #I'll remake these one of these days #but seriously! #I never agree with Hodges but wtf Warrick? #spends season 5 flirting with her they give us the almost kiss #then he goes and gets married to some girl he's barely mentioned #they give us Catherine who's unhappy with his marriage #they give us that damn phantasy scene #and then he goes and flirts with her like that!? Excuse me sir!!! you shouldn't have married Tina #q #CSIEdit

[let-love-run-red]

Boss man: love what do you wanna watch?

Me: I've got my book so you choose

Boss man, smiling at me a bit too long: it would be easy to love you

#AKALDLJ EXCUSE ME???!! #sir im taken for one but for two you are (technically not anymore) my boss????? #i already dated my boss once in my life it didn't work out and again i am taken #but wtf man?????? you good? you high? do you need medical attention?? a head check perhaps???? #the autistic cancer rizz strikes again #not me accidentally makin another man love me #off topic #personal #love chatters #love rambles

[spxnglr]

OK but we NEED to talk about Harold in the film Stripes because WHAT???????

#𝙸'𝙼 𝙰𝙻𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚄𝚂. (SELF) #WTF??????????? #OMFG EXCUSE ME SIR WHAT MAKES U THINK U HAVE THE RIGHT?????? #brb trying to deal with this

[slicksquid]

maintaining anonymity irl via the customers at my job calling me a man for some reason

#it’s just happened a surprising amount of times in the past week #the woman who got my attention while I was taking the trash out to ask where the water was (which was right in front of her) #and went ‘excuse me miss- oh sorry sue’ after I looked up at her #that’s supposed to say sir not sue bruh wtf #and the doordash driver today who called me sir #I don’t understand #nothing’s changed since the past two years I’ve worked here #it’s probably the much shorter hair and hat combo #and my face I guess #they probably think I’m like a teenager #which is sooooo awkward but it makes people more likely to tip me #a manager in training for a diff location a year ago thought I was like 16 so this is not out of the realm of possibility

[konnorhasapen]

AKSNDJXHDK

M A S O N

#mason and i are certified Besties now💅💅 #also i put it under the cut bc spoilers?? #also wtf is falk doin comin through the bedroom mirror like that #like #excuse me sir? #the wayhaven chronicles #twc mason #twc felix

[itjazzbicch]

Was Mox really just standing there watching Eddie get jumped?

#excuse me sir #idc about the storylines wtf #Aew lb

[crawlingalloverme]

#cause like excuse me sir wtf

[yanlei]

[ to : usan ] well of course you could. just have to ask nicely 😌

[ to : usan ] why did you decline? i think you’d make a wonderful model! but perhaps thats my bias showing…

» — ⌜ TEXT MESSAGES ⌟  , always accepting

— @ofnightfell

→ [ Shen ]: And you would indulge me so easily? I often wonder what did I do to deserve you.

→ [ Shen ]: Haha you can't be serious. Me, a model? There is no way that would turn out well.

→ [ Shen ]: I still don't know why Evelynn thought it was a good idea, really.

#» in character — ⌜the master of shadows.⌟ #zed: have you looked at me i'm not model material #literally everyone who can see: excuse me sir??? wtf #IDFJADSIFJ

[bangchanbabygirlx]

Excuse me like I bark

#excuse me sir #but wtf #WHY #choi seungcheol do you wanna fight #he'll prolly break me in half but I'M FERAL RN

[edwardslvrr]

SO AMERICAN 𐙚 lando norris

౨ৎ lando norris x sargeant!reader

the one where lando notices logan sargeant his sister at the miami grand prix

taglist if you'd like to be added to my taglist, message me privately or comment on this post

warning this is all fake and just for fun, no hate to any of the people mentioned. Just a reminder that this is pure for entertainment хохо

main masterlist 𐙚 lando masterlist

━━ 𝓜AY 7TH, 2023

౨ৎ yourinstagram posted on their stories

viewed by oscarpiastri, logansargeant and 5.873 others

replies to your story

username yess mother is finally at the gp

username it’s almost like youre family😨

logansargeant stop making me look like that yourinstagram never🦅🦅

౨ৎ messages oscar/lando

౨ৎ messages oscar/logan/yn

౨ৎ yourinstagram miami, florida

liked by landonorris and 64.893 others

yourinstagram miami grand prix was a big succes (for me not for logan)

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username the call out please

username what is lando doing here

username she’s close w oscar so probably just met this weekend through him

logansargeant stop using me for clout

yourinstagram no one knows you

oscarpiastri oh

alexalbon harsh

username logan always fighting for his life on this account

username the better Sargeant fr

౨ৎ instagram DM landonorris/yourinstagram

━━ 𝓜AY 10TH, 2023

౨ৎ landonorris/yourinstagram posted on their stories

౨ৎ f1fan twitter

౨ৎ yourinstagram miami, florida

liked by logansargeant and 91.693 others

yourinstagram didn’t forget my sunscreen this time yay

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username girl aint no one talking about sunscreen here, what’s lando doing here though

username please, honestly why girl talking abt sunscreen

username logan us fuming fr

logansargeant um.. i didn’t approve this

yourinstagram well luckily i dont need approval

username lando wtf r you doing here buddy

username off topic but you’re so gorgeous what

username idk what’s happening but i ship this tbh

౨ৎ f1fan twitter

౨ৎ messages oscar/logan/yn

━━ 𝓙ULY 9TH, 2023

౨ৎ f1fan twitter

౨ৎ yourinstagram posted on their stories

౨ৎ messages lando/yn

౨ৎ landonorris silverstone circuit

liked by maxfewtrell and 1.084.739 others

landonorris p2 and a 🏆 at my homerace!!!!! ❤️

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mclaren what a result🧡

username the way i’ve been crying

maxfewtrell proud brother 🧡

yourinstagram HE’S THE MAN

username so real

yungfilly well done brother 🔥❤️

username let him cook!!!

username that’s so sexy

lnfour who’s cutting onions here 🥹

team_quadrant frame it 🖼️

౨ৎ yourinstagram posted on their stories

━━ 𝓢EPTEMBER 17TH, 2023

౨ৎ landonorris marina bay singapore

liked by oscarpiastri and 1.183.792 others

landonorris carlando podium and p2 in singapore!! thank you guyss❤️

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username um excuse me sir whats that last picture

oscarpiastri 👏

mclaren YESSSSSSSIRRRRRRRR

yourinstagram things he did. THAT.

username the way you looked so proud🥹

username is that u in the photo🫢

username did bro just-

౨ৎ yourinstagram marina bay singapore

liked by landonorris and 104.793 others

yourinstagram hey my boyfriend got p2 this weekend 🧡

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username the hard launch holy shit

username im tryna act suprised but wbk

landonorris i love youuuu

yourinstagram love you the mostest

username he did amazing this weekend

logansargeant gross but congrats lando

landonorris thanks mate

yourinstagram you love us

oscarpiastri this is my doing guys, i got them together!

yourinstagram bro only gave my name to lando but whatever helps you sleep at night

taglist - @louvrepool @italyrryx @buendiabebeta @janeholt3 @privatemythss @lightdragonrayne @namgification @aquangxl @sammyam @americanbluebirdrb @nxrrislando

#formula one #mclaren #lando norris masterlist #lando norris smau #lando norris x reader #lando norris #logan sargeant #f1 #f1 fanfic #f1 x reader

[voguesriot]

SUNBURN ✹ luke castellan

( summary ) a social media au about chb’s fav couple (& their fav shitstirrer, aka percy jackson)

( pairing ) luke castellan x fem aphrodite cabin-coded!reader & small bits of baby percabeth

( notes ) first post ahhh!!! this was so fun to make

♫ Ant Pile by Dominic Fike

♡ liked by wisegirll , silenabeauregard , and others

yourusername my bf is hot but dominic fike if u wanna hmu i can ditch him it’s no biggie 😁🫶

lukecastellan EXCUSE ME

lukecastellan you already completed your rite of passage why do you need to break my heart 😔💔

yourusername want me to kiss that bruised ego better?

lukecastellan sigh… i guess…

seaweedbrain BOOO TOMATO TOMATO BOOOOO

seaweedbrain get his ass off my screen 🤣🤣

lukecastellan sparring arena. you and me. now.

groverunderwood bros rlly beefing with a 13 yr old

seaweedbrain the typa guy to tell me to kms bcs i voted him out in roblox total drama island

clarisselarue this would’ve been so much better without the second slide

yourusername no more like content from here on out 🙅‍♀️

lukecastellan wtf???

yourusername sorry babe i don’t argue with girls who have big brown eyes, whatever she wants she’s gonna get

silenabeauregard YOU LOOK SO CUTESY

yourusername I LOVE U 🥹❤️‍🩹

chrisrodriguez lukecastellan bro ik nobody else here fw you, but i’ll always fw you 💗

lukecastellan you’re a real one bro 👊

aphroditecamper1 u guys are so cute ☹️

♫ Babydoll by Dominic Fike

♡ liked by cbeckendorf , connorstroll , and others

lukecastellan yeah your girl might have a general grasp on battle strategies or whatever but can she bring an oddly unsettling vibe and a cute smile to the function? DIDNT THINK SO ‼️‼️‼️

seaweedbrain put a shirt on man nobody wants to be seeing all that trust 🙏

lukecastellan i wonder if your dad would’ve stayed if you weren’t such a hater

seaweedbrain i wonder if your dad wouldn’t have become the ten dollar founding father if you mom swallowed

yourusername woah…

seaweedbrain when he goes low i go LOWER

wisegirll too far percy

seaweedbrain sorry ma’am

clarisselarue this would’ve been so much better without the second slide

lukecastellan it’s my account???

clarisselarue i stand by what i said.

chrisrodriguez yk i can bring an oddly unsettling vibe too and my ma said my smiles pretty cute so…

yourusername yeah you bring such a crazy vibe!!

chrisrodriguez now that’s just rude

yourusername tried to be a homewrecker but you got wrecked instead 🤷‍♀️

wisegirll yourusername your lashes look so good!!!!

yourusername MY BABY THANK U I LOVE U UR MY FAV PERSON EVER

clarisselarue WTF???

silenabeauregard WTF?????

seaweedbrain WTF????

lukecastellan i’m used to this by now 😔💔🥀

♫ Woman Screaming #2 by Anton Hughes

♡ liked by wisegirll , racheledare , and others

seaweedbrain does he just not own a shirt… COVER YOUR BOOBS SIR PLEASE THERE ARE CHILDREN

lukecastellan why are you taking pics of us having a nap… fan behaviour icl

seaweedbrain i needed proof to file a police report against you for theft

lukecastellan how did you know??

seaweedbrain i was talking ab stealing my innocence but what were you thinking…

yourusername wait perce can you send me the second pic it’s so cute

yourusername send the first one too actually please

seaweedbrain pick yourself up you’re stronger than this what happened to women who stand on business 😔

yourusername i was standing!!! but then my feet hurt and he picked me up :)

seaweedbrain sigh

chrisrodriguez bros looking fine oh my gods

lukecastellan don’t matter if i’ve got a world of haters, i got you by my side

yourusername i’m just gonna leave…

clarisselarue yourusername just saying i’d never pull that shit

lukecastellan ok joke over ha ha funny

wisegirll percy this is a bit stalkerish 😭

seaweedbrain i’m sorry you’re right

this post has been deleted.

#luke castellan x reader #luke castellan #charlie bushnell #charlie bushnell x reader #luke castellan x you #luke castellan x aphrodite!reader #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson x reader #pjo x reader #camp half blood x reader

[writingworlds]

𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐄 (𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟑)

Pairing(s): Charles Leclerc x Porsche!reader

Summary: The Porsche Princess, that nickname has followed Y/N around since birth. And who better for a princess than a prince?

Warning(s): more shitty google translate

Author’s Note: Once again thank you for all the love on this!!! I think there’s going to only be one part to the series after this one and then I’ll head onto other things 🥰🥰.

I hope all the tags work (some of them didn’t work last time and I’m unsure of how to fix it). Again, let me know if you would liked to be tagged for the final? part of this and maybe any of my future writings!!

Much love 🥰🥰

Pierre Gasly

Charles…why are you appropriating French culture 🤨🤨

Charles Leclerc

I lost a bet man

Pierre Gasly

You?? Lost a bet?? To who???

Charles Leclerc

Y/N

I was hoping I’d win

That way I’d have an excuse to ask her out to dinner

Pierre Gasly

You poor poor lovesick fool

Ask her out anyway

Charles Leclerc

No way

My ego is bruised 🫠

Pierre Gasly

…..

I can’t believe this

Charles Leclerc

Pierre…don’t you dare

Pierre Gasly

Don’t I dare do what?? 😁

Charles Leclerc

PIERRE GASLY WTF

QU'EST-CE QUE TU AS FAIT

Pierre Gasly

You’ll thank me later 🙏🙏

Mila Bolinsky

Y/NNNN

Y/NNNN

GIRL ANSWER ME

Y/N Porsche

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING

Mila Bolinsky

You know how you said if Charles won the bet he would take you out to dinner?

Y/N Porsche

Yeah?

Mila Bolinsky

Look at this!!!

You know who Pierre is best friends with

Charles

That little Ferrari man wants to go out to dinner with you

Y/N Porsche

🤨🤨 Charles has my number he could’ve just texted me

Mila Bolinsky

Y/N…he’s a man

Who lost a bet

His ego is probably bruised

Y/N Porsche

Men…such fragile creatures

Mila Bolinsky

Yes yes

But disregarding that

Text Charles

Ask him out to dinner yourself

Y/N Porsche

And why should I do that?

Mila Bolinsky

Bffr

You’ve had a crush on him for forever

You made a BET with him

If that’s not how you flirt then I guess I don’t know you as well as I thought I did

Y/N Porsche

…..you got me there

I’ll text him

yn_porsche

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yn_porsche a good night out 🥰🥰

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milaaa I TOLD YOU

milaaa also stunning as usual 😘😘

papaporsche Y/N, meine Prinzessin ... ist das ein Date? Muss ich jemanden bedrohen?

yn_porsche Nein, nein, nein, du musst niemandem drohen, Papa 😭😭

pierregasly 😁😁

username 🤨🤨🤨

username now that’s suspicious

username this wouldn’t have anything to do with your tweet would it?

username is…is mother taken

username I SEE YOU LURKING CHARLES

username he’s just like us fr fr

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc 🌹🌹

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pierregasly say thank you Pierre

charles_leclerc no

milaaa 🤭🤭

papaporsche ….

username is that….IS THAT A PORSCHE LOGO I SEE

username ARE THOSE THE SAME ROSES Y/N HAD

username OMG I THINK THEY ARE

username BF CHARLES ERA???

username jaw is on the floor

username Pierre and Mila in the comments I fear the best friends are cooking something

username they better be 😭

username the Porsche princess with the Ferrari prince?? Yes please

Fred Vasseur

While I hope you had fun on your date you can’t be showing the Porsche logo Charles

It’s bad for branding

Charles Leclerc

My apologies boss 😅

Fred Vasseur

Oh shush, no apologies really needed

Now go get that girl

Charles Leclerc

Yes sir 🫡🫡

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