#excuse me‚ sir

[jeschalynn]

👁️👄👁️

#EXCUSE ME SIR #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me simeon

[robbinggoodfellows]

”all my marriages were so crappy that i spent all my time with you.” WILSON WHAT

#HUH #EXCUSE ME #PLEASE DONT EVER SAY THAT AGAIN MY GOOD SIR #house md #hilson #james wilson #gregory house

[sporkteeth]

LORHAMURTHY

#excuse me sir!!!! #my art #fanart #digital art #art #stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #sdv #sdv fanart #sdv shane

[tloubraininfection]

You know what gets me about the episode 2 of TLOU? It`s the fact that for the most of the episode Joel is having a serious beef with a literal 14-year old. And it’s just so fun to watch, but my favorite moment happens when they enter the hotel and Joel does his little jumpy jump to demonstrate how shallow the water really is. He could`ve just taken one step, there is no need for the dramatics. But no no no, mister Joel I`m-the-baddest-bitch-in-Boston-QZ-and-I’m-so-mature-and-I-hate-fun Miller decides to jump like a school girl to stick it to a literal 14 years old. Why do you ask?

#excuse me sir #why are you so silly #tlou is a comedy #tlou #the last of us #tlou hbo #the last of us hbo #joel miller #ellie williams

[letsplayeternity]

We all talk about how Penelope is strong in the 3x01 "Mr Bridgerton" scene because she doesn't fold after his shameless flirting but do you know what is true strenght? This moment right here. Because that boy is TOUCHING HER BARE ARM and TAKING HER HAND and he says "you really are very good, you know?" in the SOFTEST VOICE KNOWN TO MAN. And like... i'm sorry. I'm sorry but WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID SHE NOT IMMEDIATELY FALL TO HER KNEES? Penelope Featherington is truly the strongest out of everyone because sure, she is desperately pining for him - but at least she keeps it under wraps. I would not have been able. If Colin Bridgerton said something like that to me I would have had no choice but to hit my knees and ask him if he would be kind enough as to compromise me immediately.

#polin #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #colin x penelope #bridgerton #chaos colin has been present since season 1 #excuse me sir #do you not know what you are doing? #the answer is of course he does not have a clue #that boy truly is blind #penelope is stronger than me fr #i'm just so unhinged for him #he makes me feral #season 3 is gonna eat #luke newton #nicola coughlan #not my video #sound on

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

I believe it has been conjured by sorcery

#bbc merlin #mine #merlinedit #bbcmerlinedit #merlin #arthur pendragon #merthur #merlin x arthur #THEY ARE SO CUTE #bradley james #colin morgan #them having these like inside joke equivalent things is just... my favourite thing of all time #this and the stew and also arthur lying about losing a bet to morgana #merlin holding back his laughing ❤ ❤ while Arthur is just straight facing it hdkfghdfk #also side note but Arthur eats SO sluttily like excuse me sir

[sysig]

Two skeletons in a trench lab coat (Patreon)

Bonus:

He’s very careful! Everything was fine before you interrupted!

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #FJdlsafjdsf Handplates fuzzes my brain #I cannot tell you how weird it feels to draw Gaster with the Lost Soul head after all this time away haha #It drops me back into the person I was when I first read Handplates - for better or for worse. It's a very strange feeling #Even drawing Sans and Papyrus again sends me back! Not as strongly but certain little details stand out #Sans' eyes especially... Very strange feeling #Anyhow! Since Fellplates sent me back down the rabbit hole and I've gotten back into rereading lightly - still not a full commitment! #Maybe soon tho 👀 I feel like I always say that haha #But in the meantime thinking of the pre-Plates Handplates time period <3 Since that's the one I'm still most familiar with haha #I love when they're still growing and learning ♪ Scaffolded baby talk! Twin language! Love 'em ♥ #And fearless* mischievous little troublemakers hehe #They're so cute <3 I love the little ways they interact as young'uns - like when Papyrus will just lift Sans by his arms lol #I'd been thinking about and then had to go read the one of Sans as a the blanket/coat tickle monster and then - this ✨ #''Excuse me sir I'd like One Ticket to the R Rated movie I am an adult Monster'' lol #Probably another one of those moments where Gaster is just *nervously sweats in Dad* lol - stop being so cute! #Also there's no particular meaning to when I use WingDings for his text :P Just convenience and if I remember to lol #Comics where he talks a lot are not convenient XP I have enough trouble editing on this paper ugh I will Not miss it when it's done #Even attempted this comic in as few pencil strokes/erasing as possible and it was still a pain to work with! >:0 Rude #Doubly so that I've had a Handplates comic idea for past like - year lol - and /this/ was the first one I finished pfftbl #To be fair to the other I do want to at least attempt making it a look-alike hehe ♪ You know how it is with Ideas™ #I can't be too mad about it haha ♫ It did turn out quite cute after all :3

[forecast0ctopus]

theyre supposed to be researching the magic thing of the week 🤨

#WAKE UP STUPID #gwaines hand is going to be so asleep #thsi is so precarious if one of them moves a little theyre gona fall lmao #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin fanart #bbc merlin fanart #arthur pendragon #merlin art #bbc merlin art #the adventures of merlin #merlin gwaine #gwaine #bbc gwaine #sir gwaine #arthur pendragon fanart #poses that are excuses to draw boots. because i just think theyre shaped #how many times can i post men snoozing on this tumblr #theyre just like me fr. tired

[emmedoesntdomath]

ok, but imagine young bradley repeatedly getting pissed when people don’t seem to understand that uncle (dad) mav loves uncle (pops) ice.

a coworker when they see him in public: *to ice and mav* it’s nice that you guys get along for young bradshaw here

bradley, squinting at this man like he’s stupid: but they always get along?

mav, snickering: thanks

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a classmate when he has to do a family tree: wait so why are they next to each other again?

bradley, who had watched this same kid give a presentation with the same lines with his aunt and uncle: …because they are? why wouldn’t they be?

classmate, even more confused: but-

-

a teacher when he first goes to the academy: maverick is a brilliant pilot, but you shouldn’t try to be like him. the only reason he still has a job is because he’s friends with admiral kazansky

bradley, with the most deadpan look on his face: friends? really? they’re friends? is that it?

the teacher, absolutely appalled: bradshaw, that’s not how you talk about your superiors-

-

jake, thinking he’s funny: *talking about their “friendship”* c’mon, rooster, a good ol’ rivalry never hurt no one. look at maverick and iceman. legends.

bradley, over this shit: THEY’RE GAY YOU DUMBASS. IN LOVE. THE MOST HOMOSEXUAL SHIT YOU’VE EVER SEEN. THE ONLY RIVALRY THEY HAVE IS OVER WHO HAS TO DO THE DISHES.

jake, who still thinks he’s funny: …your point being?

#he definitely knows what dadt is don’t get me wrong #but sir doesn’t think that’s an excuse for STUPID #tgm #tgm headcanon #tg86 #top gun #top gun 1986 #top gun maverick #rooster top gun #icemav #iceman x maverick #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #bradley rooster bradshaw #bradley bradshaw imagine #jake seresin #jake hangman seresin #top gun hangman #rooster x hangman #hangster #emme’s bad ideas

[wardengrill]

Hotch in Foundation

#excuse me sir #sir hotch #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #criminalmindsedit #** #cleaning the drafts

[morallyinept]

Marcus Pike in a leather jacket just hits fucking differently... 🖤

#marcus pike #marcus pike the mentalist #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal #excuse me sir #but how very dare you

[merbear25]

Been thinking a lot about Crocodile

Thinking about how you'd have to take it slow to work up to a decent level of trust between each other, second guessing the other's intentions, overthinking each gesture and reaction.

You'd sneak glances at each other. Hoping you won't be caught admiring them when the thought of their body brushing up against yours crosses your mind, leaving your cheeks flushed.

Your overactive imagination would inevitably lead to restless nights of tossing and turning; wondering if he ever lost sleep over you like you did him.

Seeing as his body language isn't the most inviting to someone who may or may not want to confess their feelings, he'd most likely be the one to confront you first. Don't expect anything heart felt, though. Despite having realized he has feelings for you, he still has walls up and is going to try to feel out the situation.

He'd never show it, but he's relieved that you've returned his feelings. Since admitting your feelings, nothing changes that much. You still have to build trust. However, neither of you feel like it's necessary to sneak glances at each other anymore. The both of you are still warming up to the idea of physical touch, so even though you've closed the gap that'd been between the both of you, there's still some physical distance.

When you start spending a bit more time together, you have a certain look on your face. You look so sweet, so innocent, so trusting. Your softened features are making it hard for him to resist his growing urges: to stroke your cheek, run his hand over your hips and small of your back, to feel the warmth of your soft lips against his, all of which burning into a desire to hold you close.

NSFW below the cut (f!reader, fingering, vaginal penetration, daddy kink and maybe size kink)

Intimacy was something to be earned in his mind. Simply jumping into bed would have never been an option as it would completely void sex of any true meaning. Building that much needed trust was essential for him to fully allow himself to enjoy you.

He wants to take his time enjoying the curves of your body and relishing in how it reacts to his touch. Those hushed gasps as he gripped your inner thigh were working wonders on him, especially while he worked his way up your leg, teasing you. The way your hips slightly thrusted against his hand made him smirk. You were coming off so eager and desperate for him.

The feeling of you squirming under him was making him feel powerful — having this much control over someone from just a simple touch was exhilarating.

You hesitantly touch his thigh and trace your finger to the yearning that was lengthening between his legs. Looking up at him through your lashes, you were scanning his features for approval to continue. While he started bending down to kiss you, you met him half way — his skepticism being engulfed by your passion.

As he deepens the kiss, his hand drifts down to unbutton your pants. He tugs them, along with your panties, off swiftly, which leaves your bottom half completely at his mercy. Him gazing down at your already slick slit made your pussy twitch with anticipation.

In seeing this, his ego inflated and a cheeky smile appeared before his thumb found itself swirling around your clit. He loved seeing how your body responded and loved just how intimate it was to have you practically helpless under his touch.

Your fingers fumble about with his belt due to the constant spasms sending thrilling waves throughout your body. He decides to help satisfy your curiosity and slaps his long thick cock against your whimpering pussy, causing the wetness to splatter under its weight.

He may be a rather cruel man at times, but he wants to ensure that you love each and every moment together. He rubs the tip against your clit before shoving two fingers inside you. You whinge from the sudden pain but gradually become accustomed to the feeling. He slips a third finger in which makes your back arch from the intense amount of pressure. Once the whirls of pain and discomfort settle, your moans become louder, begging him to give you more.

The show you had just put on was too enticing not to reward. Using every ounce of will power, he held back the temptation from being as rough as he wanted to be. Carefully, he eased himself in and allowed you to adjust to his length. You crawled at the sheets beneath you and your breath hitched.

He knew you weren't going to be able to take all of him the first time having sex, so when a decent amount of him was hidden within your walls, he tenderly thrusted. Hearing your moans, seeing how tear-stained your face had become, and feeling your cunt clenching so tightly around him was delectable.

His jaw was becoming slack. He let out a deep moan, and you just couldn't help yourself, "It feels so good, daddy."

Hearing that come out of you damn near short circuited the man. The slow and steady pace he'd decided on for your comfort was dwindling; he wanted to hear you scream that. Quickening his pace, he was engrossed in your movements.

He baited you to call him that again, "D'you like that?"

"Unhhhh... love how daddy fucks me," your voice was becoming a bit hoarse from how vocal you were being.

His eyes roll back and he tightens his grip on your hip. He doesn't even notice the low-toned moans he's letting out. "Y'love how big daddy's cock is?"

All you can do is choke out a 'yes'.

He forces himself deeper into your pussy. You whimper and dig your heels into the mattress. The sounds of his dick being suctioned by your soaking cunt was accompanied by your desperation to let go.

You cry out 'daddy' before your hips buck from the intensity of your orgasm.

He pulled out and left your front side completely coated in cum.

After a moment he pants, "It might be worth spending more time with you."

#one peice #op #sir crocodile one piece #crocodile smut #one piece crocodile #crocodile #f!reader #crocodile x reader #crocodile x you #x reader #sir crocodile #one piece imagine #one piece x you #one piece x reader #one piece smut #excuse me #i'll see myself out #this man has me in a chokehold

[starwarjotta]

Starwarstober Day 5, Clone That one time Anakin and Obi-Wan tried to go undercover as shinies :D (didn't happen in the show but I'm SURE it must've happened at some point!!) (as a sidenote, I think of Obi-Wan and Cody as pretty much the same height but occasionally I like to deviate from that a little bit hue hue)

#star wars #star wars the clone wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #captain rex #clone troopers #little shinies #they're like uhhhh sirs so sorry excuse me but w ha t #cody is so done #rex has accepted his fate and embraces the madness #starwarstober22

[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

This game is literally *killing* me

#Baldur's Gate 3 #gale dekarios #Astarion #halsin #Karlach #wyll ravengard #ahadowheart #Lae'zel #minthara #HOW IN THE FREAKING WORLD AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE #Like I am at my first playthrough so I am still looking around and I am so going for Gale #BUT I JUST MET HALSIN AND I AM LIKE #EXCUSE YOU SIR YOU ARE PERFECT? #fml THIS GAME'S GIVING ME TOO MANY OPTIONS

[starqueensthings]

I know Jesse is known to have perfected the nose scrunch, but…

…I think Tupperware’s giving him a run for his money 🫢

ragu: @anxiouspineapple99 @sinfulsalutations @starrylothcat @nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius @secondaryrealm @dystopicjumpsuit @freesia-writes @sev-on-kamino @littlemissmanga @523rdrebel @wings-and-beskar @sunshinesdaydream @clonemedickix @drafthorsemath @jediknightjana @moonlightwarriorqueen @starstofillmydream @mooncommlink @multi-fan-dom-madness @wizardofrozz @trixie2023 @clonethirstingisreal @rabbitstu99 @lune-de-miel-au-paradis @mythical-illustrator

#🥵 🥵 🥵 #excuse me sir #am I a tup girlie now #also background smirky clone has me giddy #also yes those are watermarks #I had to waste 3 mins adding them because some of y’all are thieves #starqueensedits #queued #clone wars #the clone wars #clone wars tup #tup clone wars #clone trooper tup #baby Tupperware

[red-dead-sakharine]

#bg3 #raphael #screenshot dump #rds #raphael bg3 #bg3 raphael #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 raphael #raphael baldur's gate 3 #raphael the cambion #baldurs gate 3 #prince of hell #devil in uniform #totally not feral over the way he stands #excuse me sir #you're violating the hotness law #and the hand??? #HELLO????