#existing onions

[yoru-kage]

Benoit Blanc is utterly delightful pass it on

#knives out #glass onion #knives out 2 #benoit blanc #knives out glass onion #daniel craig #hugh grant #stuff #had this as a shower thought so I had to manifest it into existence #this has been a benoit blanc appreciation post #watched knives out and glass onion back to back #I love how everything ties together like a neat little bow for both movies #the setups and payoffs #mwah #very fun movies #tenouttaten would recommend

[persianflaw]

mash x the onion headlines (1/?)

#mash #m*a*s*h #hawkeye pierce #trapper john mcintyre #margaret houlihan #frank burns #henry blake #father mulcahy #mash x the onion #m* #i'm sure i'm not the only one to do this but i really hope i haven't unintentionally replicated any existing edits lol #be ready for uh. more of this #i spent an unreasonable amount of my morning grabbing headlines to use and now i've got a big ol backlog of em

[starrysharks]

still getting used to savory's new design so you're getting more interaction doodles

#zeno's art #ocs #reassassination #sketches #emery onion reliquary #dr savory #this image is full non canon because RAA takes place in the 2000s #and kin lists didnt exist yet i assume #also onions hair changes every time i draw them #ill get a fibal design down eventually #*final

[ticklepinions]

Everytime I come back here I get a fun lil story!!!!

So! Where to even begin!???

My friend and I were having a sleep over and we are like really physically affectionate, so during our nightly cuddles they were rubbing my back. Next thing I know my back is arching and I let out a screech. So I'm there dumbfounded and my friend is obviously confused but pauses and says "oh did that tickle you?"

Ah! No! (Yes-) what caused me to uh squeal was my friend started "walking" their fingers up and down my spine- when I tell you that shit tickles like crazy-

Anyways!!!! You'd think today was better but NO! There was so. Much. Tickling. Idk what it was but my entire friend group must've been bitten by the tickle bug cause what even was today-

It started with one friend poking me- (while I was minding my own business btw!) and me retaliating. To then me subsequently getting chased (and if you know me you know I PANIK because I cannot stand being chased and I freeze and scream and all that fun stuff). Then getting my arms forcibly raised above my head while ANOTHER friend comes and pokes the living daylights out of my sides, stomach and ribs. All the while the rest of our friend group watched and one even recorded the ordeal- 😀😀😀😀😀😀

I swore my revenge so stay tuned I guess....

Oh!!!! You thought that was it!? HAHAHA. No!

There's more!

All in the same day!! My friends (like 5 of us altogether) are all hanging out and one of them throws their legs over my lap. Another friend comes up to us and starts doing the egg crack thingy to us. Yes it tickles me but not enough to make me really laugh. But my other friend! Oh boy he was already begging! The friend who pinned my arms in the above story suggested we tickle him. And tickle we did. I was in charge of holding a leg and tickling his stomach and sides. Y'all the laughter- the joy- it was just- words can't describe it actually. But imagine 4 of your friends holding you down and like tickling the shit out of you.

Long story short, I did get revenge on one of my friends and I got help pinning him down and just going to town with the tickles. The funniest thing is everyone was relying on me to know his tickle spots (yeah I'm the resident tickle monster please don't shame me 😔). He was acting all stoic and tough and claiming he's not ticklish. And he almost got away with it, I was poking and scribbling his ribs which would normally work but he held it in pretty well. But I knew under his arms/uppermost rib was a good spot. Once I got there- his facade dropped instantly. He genuinely burst out in surprised laughter and started flailing everywhere. We even challenged him to 20 seconds of tickling- which he agreed to!?!? I was trying to tickle his ankles and unprompted he's like "feet are my most ticklish spot". Thank you. You sweet friend o mine for revealing that info. With permission I took his shoe off and started tickling. He scrunched his eyes, turning redder every second but the minute I reached his toes he was cackling again.

And that pretty much was it- my favourite part aside from the tickles was just the consent, trust and mutual respect we all had for each other. Once someone said stop we did. We gave them breaks and time to catch their breaths. We made sure we weren't hurting them or making people uncomfortable by holding them down, like it was just so great to see???? Like wow basic human decency exists?!!! And in MY friend group? Chefs kiss dawg, sloppy style.

#twordpinion #tword community #storytime with onion #ticklepinion #so that happened #we will not speak of me being the lee #lee onion does not exist #I bite #ler onion is very much having the time of his life #can now confirm people who are a bit high are so sensitive

[alukaforyou]

im fiiinally back in nycccc vegas was fun but i feel like it couldve been MORE fun if i were actually staying on the strip lol the studio i was guesting at is like 20m by car away from the strip so it was kind of rando neighborhood vibes. unlike nyc u would def need a car here 😵‍💫 highlight of the trip was easily meeting @motherish finally!!!! she took me to a rllly delicious sashimi place and i gave her her first tat hehe :3 too bad it only lasted one night, we couldve talked abt anything for hours. i cant waiiiiit to see her back in nyc im such a nyc girl idt i can live anywhere else

#no car no problem here #also i missed my cats soooo much rippppp #이 지랄같은 인생 #and i had in and out which doesnt exist in ny? the burger was pleasantly kinda crunchy idk what was making it crunchy besides the onion #but i liked it ig!

[clarissawealsey-10]

REBLOG IF YOU FEEL THAT WE NEED MORE OF TAM AND LINH IN KOTLC.

#my favourite bangs boi and water girl #their sibling bond is just out of this world #the way tam readily got himself exiled for linh #aaahhhh #to the non-existing person who is cutting onions right under my nose #please stop #your making me cry #tam song #linh song #kotlc fandom #keeper of the lost cities #keefe kotlc #sophie kotlc

[warmcoals]

ppl are saying among us in Glass Onion foreshadowed that someone was sneaking around and murdering the cast, vaguely suggesting it's a link to miles. but that's just sort of the plot of any murder mystery, hence amogus existing in the first place via ancient mystery game Mafia. no, it goes deeper.

what makes amogus special is three things. one, it is known for its special emergency meetings and body discovered votes, in which imposters are given a much greater number of opportunities for misdirection and lying and turning crewmates against each other (usually over loud voice chats where highest charisma wins).

two, it is known for the imposter having the ability to physically sabotage the environment to obfuscate their deeds.

helen frequently demanded answers, launched tirades, or gave a long detailed story multiple times in the movie, in and out of her "andi" character. helen pretended to be incompetent at searching her environment or talking for clues but she was actually amazing at both. helen pretended to be a terrible drinker unlike her late sister but she didnt act drunk until benoit mentioned, and even reflexively went for her fancy drink later. helen made the same mona lisa victory look we see andi used to do as she looks right into the camera as the last shot of the movie. helen literally sabotaged electrical.

when an imposter is accepted by all to be a crewmate, the crewmates lose...or, rather, the imposters win. and as a viewer of the game from the outside, innately, you want the imposter to win. it's the coolest that way.

we never really get detective's confirmation that andi ever died, in any capacity. nor does miles ever at any point in his fits of pride and idiocy stumble into admitting he did it. he killed one guy, and he was gonna kill countless ppl with his shit inventions, and he's a narcissist and manipulator and all around villain. he's the bad guy, no question. nobody wants to see this imposter win.

but there's one more thing that makes among us special. the default, always-used rules.

the game is played with ten people. and with ten players, there are always two imposters. in extreme circumstances, one winds up storytelling and shooting the other to win.

helen is andi all along. good for her 💆‍♀️

#i must sound completely insane but i know im right #long post #knives out glass onion #glass onion #whats her motive? to get out of her own nightmare life as also being responsible for alpha and clear #fake your death and become a sister nobody can deny or confirm existed #make off with payback money after all #make the shitheads tear themselves down after betraying you #many motives

[front-facing-pokemon]

#delcatty #they've opened their eyes!! now they can properly Stare!!!! delcatty is also a good 'mon in my onion. one i like still #still got that same early-gen normal-type syndrom which makes them a wonderful pick for coverage. and they're still cute #got all the purple frills for whatever reason. going from pink to purple. i support it #just an all-around win for pokémonkind tbqh. we are winning bc skitty and delcatty exist. i don't know what else to say besides #“i like delcatty.” i guess i could say that if they spoke they would have an anime catgirl voice. is that anything

[greensaplinggrace]

glass onion au with mermaid helen and harpoon wielding monster hunter whiskey. sorry not sorry

#glass onion #knives out #rewatching the movie and just had a thought i don't even know fanfiction exists for this movie but ANYWAYS #helen brand #whiskey

[huachengapologist]

So, The Onion is NOT fucking pulling any punches right now, and I am HERE for it. Like... FUCK.

"For example, instead of issuing a full-throated denunciation of the violent attacks by Hamas that have left over 1,300 Israelis dead, one dying woman holding her 6-year-old son who had just been killed in a bombing is said to have doubled down by telling her child she loved him. According to reports, such barbarism on the part of Palestinians was on full display across the Gaza Strip, where many men of fighting age could not muster a single world of reproof for Hamas’ actions while they coughed up blood. In war-ravaged Gaza City, a dying reporter was heard blatantly begging for help instead of labeling Hamas a terrorist organization. "

#the onion #like damn guys #you're right and you should say it #this is why satire exists #the onion is like a jester to a king #and i mean that as a compliment #satire

[lady-of-the-spirit]

I know it defeats the purpose of their characters but also. Is anyone going to write an au where the glass onion group never meet Miles and are much happier and better friends. because I ended up thinking about how much happier they were in the flashback and it made me so sad.

#if someone says 'you're missing the point' I KNOW I AM. i know they're terrible i know they betrayed andi i know i still want it. #they're the worst i know but. messed up friend dynamics. make me so sad. mess me up. #if there can be a million and one fics about r*nsome surely this one fic existing isn't asking for too much #glass onion #knives out glass onion #glass onion spoilers #i'm saying stuff

[sheliesshattered]

no Glass Onion spoilers, but let me just say that Janelle Monáe continues to be my never-wavering fancast for Polgara, if a filmed adaptation of the Belgariad was ever made

#Glass Onion #Janelle Monáe #Janelle Monae #Polgara #The Belgariad #David Eddings #with Laurence Fishburne as Belgarath #I can see it so clearly in my head #the way he would smirk at her and she would give him a flat unimpressed look and call him Old Wolf #also: Diego Luna as Silk #someone please make this movie and/or series #I really need it to exist outside of my brain

[shirecryptid]

the only thing the ONLY THING i missed in glass onion was a post credit scene or whatever of benoit calling home from like the airport or somewhere. and phillip is already on the phone with marta. (and also maybe benoit's online friends from among us idk.) it mirrors the phone conference scene from the beginning except it's all people who actually like each other geeking out about a billionaire getting burned. ALL i want all i NEED is benoit calling like "darling you won't believe-" and phillip going "hold on marta's on the other line she'll want to hear this i'm sure"

#knives out #glass onion #i just want marta to ve mentioned at least. they're friends they're family i need these movies to build on each other #not in terms of plot but in terms of cast #marta is casually hanging out in the bg sometimes. maybe she'll have coffee w helen after benoit introduces them #idk idc i just need tiny lil hints of these characters i loved most still existing in any future sequels ok they dont need to DO anything #i just need to know theyre doing ok ok? ok #sab.txt

[aparticularbandit]

me, crying about the deleted scene of miles and andi duet open mic night bowie with claire and birdie being back up signers I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE.

#musings #glass onion #glass onion spoilers #the fact that this ACTUALLY EXISTS #they ACTUALLY FILMED THIS #and netflix PROBABLY WON'T DVD RELEASE WHERE WE CAN HAVE IT AS A DELETED SCENE #I CRY #claire debella #birdie jay #miles bron #andi brand #open mic night at the glass onion when things were good with the fam I CRY #i need #glass onion fam

[shreksstepfather]

Woohoo, 2023 art summary! Here's to another year of drawing when my schedule permits :')

Thank you to everyone who left me a birthday message! I had a lovely birthday!

And thank you all for your support! This is my fourth year posting my art now, and you've all made my day over these years with every single nice comment. I appreciate you!!

#onion peels #i don't know what happened in may. but. uh. according to my art output that month doesn't exist.

[hotvampireadjacent]

My dad was excitedly naming all the music references but the only one I recognize was nat king cole n he was like “that’s the oldest one why is that the one you know”

#I know the Beatles exist but I didn’t know glass onion was a song they did