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shiftythrifting · 7 months

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I almost took the smaller wizard/dragon with me because it was a music box, but talked myself out of it because one of the horns were broken. Also, the Star Wars mug cakes expired in 2020. Dunno what the deal with the fish is.

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #figures #wizard shit #housewares #star wars #expired food

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chaunceyandchumleysdad · 6 months

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For a brief moment, I thought I was holding a 100-year-old jar of mayonnaise.

#1923 #expired food #confusion #mayonnaise

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theomnicode · 1 year

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Saitama: That afternoon I ate a bento lunch box that was actually expired, so I really needed to you know, take care of some things quickly. But then there was this guy inside the toilet that was taking forever with his business. I felt like I was going to explode.

You know, Saitama, one day you will really get serious food poisoning, eating products with expired rice and/or food in them. I swear it's an inevitability at this point.

#opm #one punch man #saitama #expired food #opm audiobooks

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fr-3-aksh-0-w · 6 months

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I arrived early to work and I’m sitting in the break room surrounded pulled bakery items, and my coworker comes in and he’s like

“I am going to die of starvation.”

Proceeds to nab half of an EXPIRED LEMON LOAF, then shoved it in his mouth and fucked off😭

Poor Bryce. I offered him fruit snacks.

#coworking #coworkers #barista #coffee shop #expired food #poor guy #ragtagrunaways #shitpost

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random-shit-writing · 1 year

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is this even safe to eat anymore?? asking for a friend .....

#expired food #ask #my post #genuinely wondering bc im craving alfredo rn #food #pasta #alfredo #hamburger helper

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mustiels-art · 1 year

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Brandon learned nothing from either event

#chainsaw man #csm #chainsaw man oc #csm oc #brandon guy #motw #motw oc #rotten #expired food #he doesn't learn by tenatively planning he just does shit #he's not incompetent he's actually very smart we have just learned to let him do what he does #BUT we also have to be prepared to catch him when he falls off of something #thats barely a metaphor he climbs shit and falls off all the time #but yeah he's an unstoppable force

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probablyconcerning · 9 months

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#quotes #out of context #discord #expired food #sour patch kids

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legarbage · 10 months

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WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING EXPIRED MILK OFF ETSY!?

#expired food #wtf is happening

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cry-baby-emo-boy · 10 months

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KitKat from 5 years ago is still good 👍

#KitKat #food #expired food

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feelingpoorly · 11 months

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I am SUFFERING right now because I stupidly ate a whole tub of that ready made tuna and sweetcorn sandwich filler. The expiry date was the same day I ate it but it smelt and tasted ok so I assumed it would be fine.

I was wrong.

I now have the urge to inflict these fucking stomach cramps on a character and Make Them Suffer

#gotta make the most of it #real life inspo #it’s not hot when it happens to me #should be my fucking life motto #ugh #ramblings #expired food #sickfic #emeto #real life sickfic

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shiftythrifting · 2 years

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Both found in antique malls there were stuff that was 100+ years old but the Garfield phone was in the glass case and lots of potions of botulism (formerly coke cola)

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #garfield #coke #expired food

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mcsmkin · 2 years

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