#extendo bitches

[luliyaa]

luliyaa gimmie bisous, muah, extendo, grah, carry bitches like i’m prego. 🇫🇷

#socials:ig

[silly4sillypoll]

Reasons to vote for the Old Man Yaoi:

Bubby

Canonically can turn into a car

Has a million prototypes (He is a test tube baby)

Canonical arsonist

Immortal and can not die

"Professor~" "Doctor." "Professor~" "Doctor."

Eldritch horror for a security guard

Antagonizes the protagonist for fun

Fist fought Coomer and won

"Take that you damnable bitch!"

Coomer

Extendo arms

Arm can turn into a rocket launcher

A broken NP- Hello Gordon!

Consistently mistakes barnacles for being ropes

Was a bossfight

Also somehow immortal and can not die

Eldritch horror for a security guard

Hundreds of clones that are wanted by the state

Has an affinity for explosives.

And they both have murdered an entire U.S. army without mercy, and would do it again with zero regrets. Everyone is an enemy. Nobody is safe from them, not even the main protagonist. Old men reign supreme.

I love gay old men

#silly4silly propaganda #not polls

[sh4tt3rg1rl]

Ayo shut the fuck up cause now I'm really about to get to the packing dikkata dippin flippin floppin dipty doppin whippin slippin sippin you dirty as shit bitch. Look at yo haircut boy you got Plants vs Zombies map on your head you ugly ass shit. Shut yo nasty- you got that cha cha cha chia cha cha cha chia haircut boy. Nah nah nah. For real though you really thought I wasn't gonna get packing ya lil nasty ahh boy. You bout dirty as shit- you look like Barack Obamas autistic cousin Wataka Hamba dumbass boy. You ugly as shit shut yo ugly ass up boy, and the dude in the back you look like a suicide grunt from Halo 3. Yo ass ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up boy. Now I'm about to get to the packing boy. You better get your shopping cart crippled fart got an A mom I'm smart Bubble Bass wax your ass Covids real wheres my mask chewed on pencil little freckle bought a bike got no pedals disabled crumpled bag dirty rag Fortnite lag absent dad hit the dab Scallywag Canadian flag humpback sweaty sack bubble wrap buckle flap its a trap broken down Tow Mater chewed on eraser 13 year old vaper Windows 10 wallpaper dumptruck Donald Duck tummy tuck ayo what the fuck ping pong wing wong hit the gong Extendo thong Hong Kong Disney sing along disrespectful to yo mom feel my arm is it strong lookin ass back boy- look at yo eyebrows that bitch look at the dead body on a fuckin dinner date. Ohoo, dumbass bitch little big fat nostrils- you got a booger in your fuckin nose named Hubert. Fuckin ass bean bag dirty as shit slimy ass mustache to your ass ugly cell boy- your teeth so yellow you spit piss out of yo mouth you throw rocks when you cry your tears go down your back ugly ass bitch. Look at yo hairtop boy you hit a Brawlhalla combo with yo hairline. Down down down down down left up right CTRL right down down down left 6. You ugly as shit boy shut yo nasty ass up you look like a Notorious Special easter egg they call you with an extra chromosome THE DOUBLE TROUBLE. Fuck boy you got nasty as shit boy you got dirty cell- your name is Sneako boy. Your mother put HotWheels cars in her asshole at night and they caused THE THUNDERDOME. Fuck ass boy you about nasty as shit you look like a disabled crumpled bag fuckin disco bottle in your esophageal boat fake disabled crooked walkin crawfish having an autistic arm wire. But you look like a disabled speakin like "UUUUOOOOEEEAAA- EEUUUEAAAH OOEEEUHHHAA-HUUUAAJJJUH-AAAEEOOUU AEUUJEWWEHHH AARWWWEERR". Don't matter boy you a nasty shit- why your forehead so glossy you big nasty ass boy and Jidion I'm about to get at yo ass. You look like a happy birthday but yo worn ass thought I wasn't invited into the packing you know I do boy. Your head so shiny boy you look like you went to Walter Whites car wash in Breaking Bad boy

KILL YOURSE

#/NSRS /J /NM #xeyasks

[ibarkatpeoplewoofwoofbitch]

Jeff the killer after stepping on bloody painter artwork:lol

Bloody painter:Ayo Jeff shut the fuck up cause now I'm really bout to get to the packing dikkata dippin flippin floppin dipty doppin whippin slippin sippin you dirty as shit bitch look at yo haircut boy you got Plants vs Zombies map on your head you ugly ass shit shut yo nasty- you got that cha cha cha chia cha cha cha chia haircut boy nah nah nah for real though you really thought I wasn't gonna get packing ya lil nasty ahh boy you about dirty as shit- you look like an off brand joker dumbass boy you ugly ass shit shut yo ugly ass up boy and the dude in the back you look like a suicide grunt from Halo 3 yo ugly ass shit boy shut yo nasty ass up boy now I'm about to get to the packing you better get your shopping cart fart got an A mom I'm smart Bubble Bass wax your ass Covids real wheres my mask chewed on pencil little freckle bought a bike got no pedals disabled crumpled bag dirty rag Fortnite lag absent dad hit the dab Scallywag Canadian flag humpback sweaty sack bubble wrap buckle flap its a trap broken down Tow Mater chewed on eraser year old vaper Windows wallpaper dumptruck Donald Duck tummy tuck ayo what the fuck ping pong wing wong hit the gong Extendo thong Hong Kong Disney sing along disrespectful to yo mom feel my arm is it strong lookin ass back boy- look at yo eyebrows that bitch look at the dead body on a fuckin dinner date ohoo dumbass bitch little fat nostrils- you got a booger in your fuckin nose named Hubert you ugly ass shit boy shut yo nasty ass up you look like a Notorious Special easter egg they call you with an extra chromosome THE DOUBLE TROUBLE fuck boy you got nasty as shit boy you got dirty cell- your name Jeff boy your mother put HotWheels cars in her asshole at night and they caused THE THUNDERDOME fuck ass boy you about nasty as shit boy you look like a disabled crumpled bag fuckin disco bottle in your esophageal boat fake disabled crooked walkin crawfish having an autistic arm wire.

Jeff upset he has no comeback for that: :[]

The puppeteer surprised walkin in hearing the whole thing wanting to ask bloody painter if they could watch a movie: holy shit-

Bloody painter cooling off now: wanna go watch a movie puppet?

The puppeteer bamboozled on what happened just now: yeah sure?

#bloody painter #The puppeteer #creepypasta #jeff the killer #helen otis #jonathan blake #jeffery woods #Creppypasta

[kira-moonrabbit]

blahblahdummy isnt something i talk about on main anymore and thats sad. but also i think about it every day still despite otherwise being, as it were, "like, SO over project moon." theres not a day that goes by without me thinking of Prof or Butter or Ari at least once.

they invented a new kind of Prof for an AU, by the way. "they" being "me." They invented a Prof who is so tired of being niceys and wants to go ape shitt but is niceys anyway. out of spite. but she is a little bit of a bitch about it. which is fair. she just wanted to be a doctor for gods sake.

i wanna talk about prof... not even this AU prof i just mentioned. any prof. shes a da capo agent who is a robot like angela but shes built worse. she saw two children and didnt even ask if anyone was going to adopt them, she just did. she's what happens when you let chesed actually try his robotic employee idea. she's a lesbian old woman. she doesnt have boobs. she has super extendo arms and can cook food on her chest when she overheats. she knows what sex is but nobody will tell her what a milf is. she can even play violin. probably.

#blahblahdummy tag

[earthwalkinangel]

GIMME BESO MUAH

EXTENDO GRAH

I CARRY BITCHES LIKE IM PREGGO BOPBOPBOP

#I can’t stop saying this

[nihoniums-fantrolls]

Oganes I LOVE your vibes have you ever used your go go gadget extendo arms to bitch slap someone from across the room

"Nyhehe firstly, thank you my grey pal! my vibes are Absolutely immaculate, I know."

"And affirmative, duh! Of course I've used them to slap some troll from across the room, would be a waste of opportunity not to! It's less effort than to get up and walk aaaaaall the way across the room to get them, anyway. A good way to silence someone spewing bullshit"

#niho's ask #ic #oganes speaks #THANK U im glad you like her vibes

[magicitemsrus]

Extendo Bone

Extendo Bone

“Go-Go-Extendo-Arm!” ~Skeleton Adventurer arm that needed to reach out and smack a bitch.

Mechanical Item/Arm Slots/Undead Only

The Extendo Bone is an object used by those of the Skeleton or other undead ancestries that allows them to extend their reach farther than is normal. It attaches between the arm bones of an undead creature and extends to five feet in length, increasing creature's range to 5 higher than normal. This stacks with the Skeleton Ancestry Feat, “Well Armed.”

#pathfinder 2e #pathfinder 2e homebrew

[kotyonok47]

Always remember that your WORD is all that you GOT. Let ya niggaz get some $$$money see how fake they act

I’m ridin n sumthin foreign✊🚘, gold on my 💰NECKAAAAA🥇, bad bitches on my dick👇💋👭- I’m a walkin 💲🤑CHECKAA! Now the girls act like niggaz💪💁‍♂️, niggaz act like BITCHAAAS🙆‍♀️💅💯. An you so called “street niggaz”-. 😵👨‍✈️🚫🚫ain’t nothin but SNITCHAAAAS 🏦All my RITCHAA-S. Errything is BULLSHITAAAA. 🔫🔫Fuck wit me n you gon receive a full CLIPPAAAA. Bullet SPLITTAAAAA. 🐂extendo long as a bull DICKAAAA. A real NIGGAAAAA 💯😎 will make the $money FLIPPAAAA- 🥞🥞🥞like a PANCAKAAA, Off the CAKEAAA….

Iont fuck wit broke niggaz, they don’t like that. I tell ‘em get up out my face, yeah it like that. These hoes mad, cuz iont hit em right back. I spend it all when I ball n get it right back. I get it right back. They don’t like that. I spend it all when I ball n get it right back. I tell em get up out my face., yeah, it’s LIKE THAT. I spend it all when I ball n get it right back

[stonpoet-thestoneddisciple]

STON POET - LIKE A PHARAOH

They be frauds , play ya like Nintendo

All my squad is all bless members

Keep a rod , cause that's that shit I'm in to

Black & proud , just like a Pharaoh

I'm the one like Neo dawg

I can take off , came Angel

They gone fold they gone break the code

Call my bros , bring a whole gun store

Brown I po , cause that's that shit I'm in to

Not wit hoes , that's something I'm not in to

Why they doubt , nigga never been Drew

Hating like a bitch , don't care if I get cancel

I'm the one like Neo dawg

I can take off , came Angel

They gone fold they gone break the code

Call my bros , bring a whole gun store

/ They be frauds , play ya like Nintendo

All my squad is all bless members

Keep a rod , cause that's that shit I'm in to

Black & proud , just like a Pharaoh /*2

They gone hate Imma still shine dawg

Brainwashed , want us all under

Woke up said fuck the world

Imma make it without the Devils

Watch me grow , that's something that I been doing

Keep a pole , that shit Come with extendos

Took control , but all the evil gone lose

You gone doubt , heading where you can't go

I'm the one like Neo dawg

I can take off , came Angel

They gone fold they gone break the code

Call my bros , bring a whole gun store

/ They be frauds , play ya like Nintendo

All my squad is all bless members

Keep a rod , cause that's that shit I'm in to

Black & proud , just like a Pharaoh /*2

[dbs-superleggera]

First I got married to money

Then I fell in love with that dirty

First I got married to money

Then I fell in love with that dirty

Extendo, extendo, extendo

The clip got a hold like a thirty

I got my clique and they represent this

Like a nigga wearin' jerseys

Like a nigga wearin' jerseys

Like we love wearin' jerseys

Crime rate's goin' crazy, crazy

'Cause my young niggas so thirsty

Couple commas, made a purchase

Caught the wave, I ain't surfin'

Caught the wave, I ain't surfin'

You do what you want when you poppin', yeah

You do what you want when you poppin'

You do what you want when you cop it

You do what you want when you got it, yeah

You do what you want when you poppin'

You do what you want when you got it, huh

I be on syrup, they know it, huh

Stack up some money then blow it, huh

I do what I want and I spazz

Take the Styrofoam, pour the syrup up

It's a dress code, but that ain't for us

Do what you want when you poppin', don't fold up

When I'm feelin' the stress, then I pour up

Reppin' the set like a soldier

Hop out the Benz when I roll up

I wasn't splurgin' on purpose

You lame niggas makin' me nervous

I keep me a banger like Birdie

Sip out my cup and it's dirty

First I got married to money

Then I fell in love with that dirty

First I got married to money

Then I fell in love with that dirty

Extendo, extendo, extendo

The clip got a hold like a thirty

I got my clique and they represent this

Like a nigga wearin' jerseys

Like a nigga wearin' jerseys

I get love way in Jersey

Crime rate's goin' crazy, crazy

'Cause my young niggas so thirsty

Couple commas, made a purchase

Caught the wave, I ain't surfin'

Caught the wave, I ain't surfin'

You do what you want when you poppin', yeah

You do what you want when you poppin'

You do what you want when you cop it

You do what you want when you got it, yeah

You do what you want when you poppin'

You do what you want when you got it, huh

Li-like the smell of that money when it burn

Bitch, you know a nigga poppin', wait your turn

I make so much money, it's got me delirious

When your gang-gang in the chain gang, shit serious

I gotta maintain, I'm superior, nigga

I rep the same gang on account of my niggas

We fill up two planes on account of these riches

I fuck up some loose change on account of these bitches

I be on syrup, they know it, huh

Stack up some money then blow it, huh

I do what I want and I spazz

Take the Styrofoam, pour the syrup up

It's a dress code, but that ain't for us

First I got married to money

Then I fell in love with that dirty

First I got married to money

Then I fell in love with that dirty

Extendo, extendo, extendo

The clip got a hold like a thirty

I got my clique and they represent this

Like a nigga wearin' jerseys

Like a nigga wearin' jerseys

Like we love wearin' jerseys

Crime rate's goin' crazy, crazy

'Cause my young niggas so thirsty

Couple commas, made a purchase

Caught the wave, I ain't surfin'

Caught the wave, I ain't surfin'

You do what you want when you poppin'

[forbidden-interlude]

Gimme beso

Extendo

I carry bitches like I’m preggo

[listentothistrackbitch]

Gimme beso *mwah* extendo *gltah* I carry bitches like I’m preggo *bop bop bop bop*

[tbitsw]

In the club, in V.I.P with y'all bitches and my guys We get money, we don't want beef Take that beef shit to Five Guys Start shit, got five guys with five 9's, hit you five times

Extendos on the chopper, niggas thought we was carryin' a tripod Niggas like, "Where the hoes at?" My bad, is where the thots hide Them lame niggas there It's more poppin' here on my side Fake niggas move left, real niggas move clockwise Blew a check at the jeweler 'Cause I won't wear it nigga if it's not fuckin' mine

#young m.a. #walk

[nailsandinspo]

#luxury #luxe #nails #nail blog #mani #manicure #luxurious #luxury nails #luxlit #luxuries #cute nails #pretty nails #beauty #nail art #cute nail designs #winter nail design #nail design #xxl #xxl nails #extendo bitches #extendobitches #extra extra long nails #nail pics #@nailsbylily_xo

[tendie-defender]

I always carry my extendo for backup.

#bitch I got extendos #gunblr #guns #gun #9mm #glock #extendo click