Thinking about a butch husband who wakes up early to go to the gym, kissing me on the forehead after placing a cup of tea on the bedside table and telling me that he's made my lunch for work and it's in the fridge. Going downstairs later on to find a little bento box filled with my favourite food, and a little note saying how much he loves me.
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Since I won't be home until August, my mom had to take Ziggy in for a nail and beak trim from the vet for the first time. I've always just done it myself, and I've done my best to train him to tolerate it and not be afraid of the pet nail dremel I use to file his beak down. Well guess what!!!
He was SUCH a good boy and he was SO BRAVE and calm I'm so proud of him.
Post-cope. Much better. And don't worry he got lots of wormies as a reward.
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I unbuckle her shoes, and she unbuckles my belt. Life is about balance.
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Me: i dunno, am i REALLY autistic? I dont have any sensory issues
Me when my fingernail touches something without the pad of my finger touching the same thing: i will never be happy. I am slowly dying. I should kill myself. This is no way to live.
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Okay but Skitch being a dork and wearing a headlamp to do Wanda’s nails cause “the overhead lights in this room suck, Wands” and the whole time they’re so focused on Wanda’s nails their tongue is poking out of the corner of their mouth a little. It’s silly and totally makes wanda swoon
This is very much on-brand 😌
I can just see Skitch realizing it's too dark in the room to properly see, like "this simply just won't do," so they go and get their older headlamp from their work desk in the garage 😂
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I need to lie in the sun. I need more impulsive piercings. I need to shave my head. I have to grow my hair to my waist. I need a tattoo. I need to quit my job and disappear into the woods. I need to ladder climb and be ambitious in my career. I need to stick my arms in warm dirt. Etc etc etc etc
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i wish they'd left assad's eyes alone and let armand have brown eyes as a vampire but tbh he's hot with the pumpkin orange eyes too you guys are just mean
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I get my nails done this weekend eeeee I was going to do lil cows being abducted by UFOs for Halloween but my artist has a herniated disc in her back <\3 so I’m going to do something really simple, like just a solid color 👍
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