#eye you're a very toxic relation for batman

[momachan]

Eye wonder... will you blame yourself for what happens next?

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[tomfooleryandclownishshenanigans]

A LITTLE INFO ABOUT EARTH 8 1/2'S JOKER (with a little bit of commentary from the man himself in "[]" and from the mod in "{}")

Name: Jack Anschel "The Joker" Napier [Yes, my middle name is 'Anschel'. It's a very common and desirable Jewish name, so shut your trap]

Nicknames and Aliases: Clown, Chuckles, Red Nose [It is NOT red, so stop calling me that, VICTOR], J, JJ, Mistah J [Ew], Lady Tomfool, The Clown Prince of Crime [My personal favorite], The Ace of Knaves, The Jester of Genocide, The Harlequin of Hate, The Man Who Laughs, Puddin' [Again, eeeeeeeeew]

Age: 29

Date of Birth: April 25, 1992 [Referencessssssss...]

Pronouns: Any [You can call me whatever you like; I still will likely never acknowledge your existence, but at least you gave it a try]

Gender: [Would you believe me if I said I was a cabbage?] {He's genderqueer [I got this from @harleyquinnade on Instagram]}

Orientation: [No comment] {While it's safe to say that he's probably bi/pan/omniromantic (with a preference for masculine traits) and graysexual and/or s*x shy, he's still experimenting a bit}

Height: 6'6"[Well, 6'5" and fifteen sixteenths, but why be technical?]

Weight: 180 lbs [...of pure muscle]

Eye Color: One green eye, one purple eye with a white pupil {It's unclear whether his eyes are actually like this or if he just wears contacts for the aesthetic}

Hair Color: Toxic green {...with five pounds of hair gel in it} [How dare you!? There are only 3, tops]

Other Aspects of Appearance: The Joker's features are so chiseled that they could likely chop someone in half. He always meticulously styles his frizzy mop of hair every morning to keep it up to par with the rest of him, but it still miraculously ends up sticking out everywhere anyhow. He can usually be found in one of his many gaudy, purple suits, his go-to choice of outfit ever since his... accident. Even though his lips are red enough on their own, he still wears lipstick and usually some eyeliner and eyeshadow.

Face Claim: A mix between Anthony Misiano in cosplay, a younger, clean-shaven Cesar Romero; and the drawings you've seen of him on this blog [Yes indeed; I'm a looker] {You're a twink, too} [And your point is...? That means that I'm extra attractive, doesn't it?]

Voice Claim: A mix between Harry Houdini and Cesar Romero {Imagine a voice that's mostly in the middle in terms of tone, but is a little on the deeper side. It has this sultry, Old Hollywood feel to it and would remind one of someone one might have a conversation with at one of Gatsby's lavish parties}

Likes: Blood, Gore, Stand-up comedy, A nice, expensive suit; Every Stooge but Shemp, Chaos, Frank Sinatra, Prince, Singing [No, I certainly do NOT like singing! Wherever did you get that idea...?], Butterscotch suckers, Club soda, Cream Soda, Orange Soda, Doritos [Nacho Cheese, not Cool Ranch], Sandwiches, [BATMAN], [Messing with Batman's little birdies], [My favorite armchair], etc.

Dislikes: A Clean and organized workspace {His living habits are as chaotic as his personality}, Bad gags, Germs, Stupidity, Copycats [Here's looking at you, EDWARD], Most human contact, The Scarecrow, Catwoman, [DAMIAN WAYNE], etc.

Favorite Weapons: Switchblade, Bare hands, Tommy gun, Six-shooter {regular and/or extra-long}, Rubber chicken {Don't ask}

Parents: [Which story would you prefer? I have at least six good ones]

Other Relations: Jessica Darron {former foster mother}, Daniel Darron {former foster father (six feet under)}, Lucy Quinzel {daughter}, Bruce Wayne [Nananananananana, Batmannnnn...], Edward "The Riddler" Nygma [former flame], Lex Luthor [also a former flame], John Constantine [don't ask], Oswald "The Penguin" Cobblepot [it was just one date], Robert "Geraldo" Ricci [My right-hand man and NOTHING MORE] {He thinks you're hot} [No, he doesn't!], Alexis "Punchline" Kaye {the Joker's main henchwoman and Lucy's "aunt"}, Harleen "Harley Quinn" Quinzel [{Ahhhhhhh...}]

{NOTE: I know that some of this information is a repeat of other posts. I just thought that compiling all of this information in one place would make things easier for anyone looking to roleplay with him}

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