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thenatsdorf · 4 years
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Tell me a story about an alien invasion.
"This is your captain speaking. You are all going to die."
The man in the chair opens his eyes. A thousand miles away, across a polarized window, a bird soars through the air. The bird is green. A thousand miles away, across a polarized window, a bird soars through the air. The bird is green. That's something he's learned to do recently, that set of words. Before, the only way he'd ever been able to see through the window was by directly staring at it, or by touching it, or by having it touch him, which wasn't as uncommon as you might think. He's learned to use those words, that set of words, to see through the window again -- not all the time, but sometimes.... Sometimes there are birds, and sometimes there aren't. Sometimes there are cars zipping along other streets, and sometimes there aren't, and he's always glad when there aren't.
That man in the chair is not pleased with the invasion. The invasion hasn't gone well. From his elevated position, you'd think he'd be excited about it, but he isn't. He thinks about it over and over. He's tried to imagine it going differently -- better -- and he can't. His seat is too high up to see the city, but he can see the bird. You can see the bird. There's no bird, but you can't know that. It's green, and it's flying, and it's very pretty.
The bird soars upwards. "Please," the bird says. "Please let me in this time. Let me in this time."
The bird swoops closer. It's so close the man in the chair can see the bird better. It's so close the man in the chair can see that the bird is indeed green and its color is vibrant -- but it's wrong, and he can tell that it's trying to convey to him that it's not a bird but some sort of sign. The bird looks over his left shoulder. "Please," it says, "I'm trying to warn you, and you won't let me in."
The bird swoops closer still. The man cannot understand what the bird is saying because much of it is too high-pitched for the man to hear, but the man clearly can understand what the bird is saying, because the bird's eyes and beak have begun to change, taking on a new shape he didn't know was possible, a new shape combining the bird's eyes and nose and beak to form something else. He screams, but no one can hear him in the next room. The bird has become a face, a grotesque face. The bird's new face is smiling. A thousand miles away, across a polarized window, a bird soars through the air. The bird is green. Its face is smiling, and it's telling him something.
The bird looks up. It's still smiling, and its eyebeach is glowing, and there's color there like he's never seen it before and he's never seen birds like that in his life, and there's something about the color of it that --
Something about the color of it that frightens him so much he can't look at it anymore, and he gets up from his chair, and he doesn't know why, but he keeps looking over his shoulder, the way you would if you had someplace to be and couldn't bear to be left behind. He runs out to the hallway, and he's still looking over his shoulder as he runs out into the hallway and then down it, toward what he thinks is the exit, and he keeps walking and he doesn't understand why, but the color keeps getting more and more vivid, the way it does sometimes to people who are changing into someone else, and there's something about birds and there's something about the end of the world and there's something about the end of the world and --
A thousand miles away, across a polarized window, a bird soars through the air. It's green.
(2001)
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thenatsdorf · 5 years
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Boop twice for smile. (via _frank_and_bonnie)
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thenatsdorf · 5 years
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“Purrlease come here and pet me.” (via foster_kittens) (turn sound on)
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