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qu1etdays · 7 months
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Minx, I think you're deeply hypnotized...
📸: Minx
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snapandsleepp · 1 year
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Andddd sleep
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sukunasteeth · 27 days
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Sukuna isn't "nice", like you say he is.
He just listens.
You tell him your favorite flower? You wake up to a bouquet of it sitting on the kitchen counter at least three times a month.
You tell him your car needs work done? He's underneath of it hours later, tinkering with it and scolding you for not checking your oil frequently enough.
You say you want to go to the expensive restaurant for dinner someday? Sukuna books the reservation, even if he has to save the money to do so.
You're hungry? He orders food, sometimes he asks what you want and sometimes he just knows.
You tell him you've had a bad day? You come home to a drawn bath and revitalizing touches from his soothing hands.
You hate when he leaves hickies where the others can see them? He leaves twice as many for them to notice. (You can't get everything you want, after all)
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meyhew · 9 months
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reblog for a larger sample size pls etc etc i'll pass u a strawberry 🫶🏽
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why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:
decades of life experience
boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness
access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence
"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude
and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.
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loverboy-lover · 2 months
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James Potter and Sirius Black
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asavt · 5 days
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Once upon a time a small rat walked into my web...
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thefabledcannibals · 14 days
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“Will and Hannibal aren’t in love/aren’t attracted to each other”
Sorry to burst your bubble mate, but Will busted from fantasizing about Hannibal’s stag form while having sex with a woman.
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kittanthalos · 7 months
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GEN V S01E03 | #ThinkBrink
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qu1etdays · 4 months
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She’s so out of it…
And it makes me speechless.
📸: @collarspyspiral36
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nellyofthevalley · 4 months
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yeahperfect · 2 months
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"I know exactly the colour scheme of the back of that car now."
Oscar being the funniest man on the grid and being annoyed by the fireworks.
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thatcerealkiller · 1 month
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Cuts, tears, and careful repairs…clearly no stranger to a needle and thread.
aka. Astarion is annoyed Tav doesn’t do healing potions and wants his surgical hand instead, wonderful art by @littleskrib thank you 🔥
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christ sometimes I just wanna. steal a time machine & go back & sit down next to my 9-year-old self and just like. let them pull out their pokemon card binder & gush about their holographic gyarados or whatever. I'd just smile & ask questions about motherfukcing bulbasaur & tell my kid self that I thought they were a neat person, & someday they'd find other people who thought so too.
like i'm a grown adult who honestly finds most kids stuff boring, but. damn if i could go back & hang out with my baby self & listen to them ramble...just so they knew someone was listening. i would in a heartbeat. thinking about u kid
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shesnake · 11 months
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kendall, six months later, cradling shiv's baby in his arms: okay yeah I did kill that waiter
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ashh-tree · 2 months
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aro/ace themed valentine's day teddy bears ^^ because i just recently found out i might be arospec but also just cuz like..... why not
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