#eyyyy lame joke is back

[puchhka]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NUNU😭😭😭💙💙💙 eyyyy you're one more freaking year closer to death but hey let's not go there yet (sorry i had to put in the internet joke because of our shared love for memes amiright???) Hope you have the best year of your life this time around, starting today! Even if 2021 sucks i hope it treats you right and that you get to make some of the best memories of your life yet. I hope this year is full of love and happiness and peace and chocolate, friendship and fun and laughter

2. and tears (the happy ones and the healing ones), blue skies and sunshine with the occassional gray clouds and rainbows, good music and better memes and some of the best fucking memories of your life yet. Go out there and live it up buddy, do your own shit and make your own mistakes, have the time of your life and chase some stories to tell when you're old. Don't rebel without a cause or do anything i wouldn't do though ;) just be yourself and love yourself because the friend i got to know

3. over the last few months is one beautiful, kind, caring, loving, goofy yet very chill, crazy fun once she gets going kind of soul with a crazier sense of humour (LOVE) and idk but i think you're real lucky to be you nu:') I'm luckier to have met ya on this hellsite. If things get tough and shit hits the fan, or life is just shitty in general as is bound to happen, remember it doesn't last forever and that there's an end to it that you can't see from where you're standing now but it's there.

4. So stay strong and in the wise words inscribed on prince zuko's knife (idk, have you watched atla??) NEVER give up without a fight. I hope you have a great birthday and an even better year because you deserve every good thing coming your way my bubs. So much love coming your way and bugs too. *dumps them on your head* here. Looking forward to many more years of meming and fangirling together, dad jokes and lame riddles that crack us up. Never grow up pls i will skewer you - love, Sam💙💕🤗😘

Ok now buckle up because I might have cried and I'm gonna try to translate all those emotions into this post, however badly

1. Eyyy believe it or not that was one of the first things I thought of today (yeah you got that spot on and I love you for that). And yeah I love how you put chocolate in there with love happiness and friendship because that's what it deserves and after reading the first ask I just want to come over there and give you a BIG FUCKING HUG💙💙

2. At this point I'm just a crying mess because that is just beautiful. Thank you. Honestly your words are so comforting and I'm very very happy that I can call you my friend. (and hehe I'm not much of a rebel but don't worry I don't think I'll do anything you wouldn't do,,,,,,,or would I?😈 jk jk)

3. I could easily say all of those about you too and I'm glad to have met someone on the same frequency of goofy as me (and this is the part that really made me wanna just jump in a flight and come over and give you the biggest beariest huggiest hug ever) I won't say I'm lucky to be me but I'm definitely lucky to have met you.

4. Heck, I don't think I can express how much this has made me happy, but know that it is a LOT. (I started it and watched the first few episodes but then life got in the way).

I love you very very much too and I'm flinging all that love and more back at ya, and yes I too am looking forward to years of memeing, me shamelessly sending you the lamest jokes I find and infinite bugssss (and grow up??? who's that, don't know her🤭)

So, I just want you to say: Thank you. For being there, for giving with me, for being you.

#honestly this was a fucking surprise #the very good kind #and we havent been talking much lately because #life #and that sucksssss #but i hope youre doing well too #im not very good with words #but you deserve a lot of happiness #and i hope you get it #and THANK YOU #I LOVE YOU #sosososo much #sweet anon #asks

[doux-amer]

I WATCHED SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING. SPOILERS AHEAD.

Not going to be long because I don’t have time to gush about it, but I wanted it to be really fun and cute and it’s been a long time since I watched a superhero movie that made me feel like that and the trailers made me feel that way AND THE MOVIE TURNED OUT TO BE AS GREAT AS I HOPED. AND AND AND YOOOOO THAT QUEENS REP. I wish I went out to Queens to watch this, but man, nothing like watching it in New York with fellow native New Yorkers. We were all like “EYYYYY” at everything lmao. 

I finally feel attached to Spider-man. I never cared about him growing up, but I LOVE Tom as Peter and I LOVE PETER SO MUCH. HE’S A TINY LITTLE BABY JUST TRYING TO BE LIKE HIS DAD AND DO SOME GOOD!!!!! I LOVE HIS FRIENDS! I LOVE HOW DIVERSE HIS SCHOOL IS! THAT’S HOW A NEW YORK SCHOOL LOOKS LIKE. I CAN’T BELIEVE I SAW ASIAN PEOPLE ON THE SCREEN FOR MORE THAN A SECOND. I LOVE HOW THEY GOT QUEENS SO RIGHT. 

I heard that the main villain was the weak point of the movie when I accidentally saw a critic’s thankfully non-spoilery review before the movie came out, but I actually liked him. I mean, it’s Keaton, but I was afraid he’d be lame, but idk man, I got him and I liked how he was a small-time crook because it wouldn’t make sense for Peter to go up against some overpowered big-time dude. Like..he felt like a “real” bad guy to me. 

AND BRB I’M WEEPING OVER TONY BEING SUCH A DAD AND HE’S SUCH A GOOD DAD AND HE WANTS TO BE AND HE ADMITS THAT TO PETER AND HE JUST WANTS TO BE THERE FOR PETER WHILE PROVIDING DISCIPLINE.

AND I REALLY LIKED AUNT MAY TOO AND HER MOM JOKES (I LARB YOU, ISTFG).

I LAUGHED SO MUCH AND I SWEAR I WAS SMILING THROUGH LIKE 98% OF THE MOVIE BECAUSE IT WAS JUST SO CUTE. AND THE HIGH SCHOOL PART WAS DONE SO WELL AND IT’S WHAT MADE THIS FILM SO GOOD. It’s been a long time since a good high school movie’s been out, and this seriously had a John Hughes vibe in a good way.

I liked Flash and the way they upgraded him and his bullying felt more modern and reminded me of douchebags in high school. I loved Ned obviously, and I liked the girls too. I was wondering why Liz didn’t show up more because I didn’t care much for her, but I LIKED that at the end because just because you like a girl doesn’t mean she’s The One. And that’s fine. Peter just had a crush on her, and I liked that it wasn’t a big thing because that felt realistic. Also, she was really nice. And MJ! Everyone knew Zendaya was MJ even though they tried to deny it, but I loved the way they set up her, Peter, and Ned’s relationship. 

Also, eyyyy at all the cameos in this. Not sure who’s my fave. Guy from Orphan Black? Gloria from OINTB? Donald Glover? Kenneth Choi back again in the MCU with that reference to Morita aka he’s clearly Morita’s grandson? Hannibal Buress? Oh wait, can’t forget about Steve lol.

This was such a cute, fun movie and I had so much fun watching it and the credits were soooo adorable as well. IT WAS ALL SO ADORABLE AND I’M SO HAPPY AND SPEAKING OF HAPPY, I LOVED HAPPY IN THIS AND I CAN’T BELIEVE WE GOT PEPPER. I MEAN, I GOT SPOILED AND KNEW THAT SHE’D MAKE AN APPEARANCE, BUT IT WAS STILL SO GOOD TO SEE THAT SHE, YOU KNOW, EXISTED ALTHOUGH IDK HOW I FEEL ABOUT WHAT WENT DOWN? I JUST LIKED SEEING HER. PEPPER!!!!!

I LOVE MY LITTLE BABY PETER AND HIS FRIENDS SO MUCH. And okay, seriously, I only really get invested in a franchise (especially a superhero one) if I really like the supporting cast, not just the protagonist, and that was the case here. I want to see more of Ned, MJ, and co. I want to see Peter in high school. AHHHHHHH THIS WAS SUCH A CUTE MOVIE, YOU GUYS. :’’’’’)

#lol i love how i said this wasn't going to be a long post and SURPRISE! it is #but you guys know me #i can't help but ramble on and on about stuff