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mothermara · 1 year
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mara tip! with just a bottlecap, paint, a safety pin and some hot glue, you TOO can have things to put on your battle jacket
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goldenfreddys · 2 months
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michael being mistaken for william is OUT will being mistaken for michael is in. "dude what are thoooose oh nvm hello mister afton. no I didn't mean anything by it. your shoes are normal."
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estherterrestrial · 2 months
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me about to go down: wow girl awesome bush. are those poisonous fungal spores
my girlfriend poison ivy: yes
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parmaviolets · 3 months
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that's right babe. read it and weep
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marvels-and-marbles · 2 months
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me: ohh you're a natural! okay so now I'm gonna show you something else- see this small marble? what I'm gonna do next is called "knuckling down" and I'm gonna try to flick the big marble towards it. see that? let me show you that again. small marble, lining it up, then I hit it with the big marble
my cat:
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water-mellie-seeds · 3 months
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hi its esther of parmaviolets/estherterrestrial/goldenfreddys/mothermara fame im on the sincerely memes blog rn so i have unlimited access to lake's shit and also im gong to sjow you bear gifs
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somedreamerscomix · 4 months
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im always like if only there were some kind of place where I could take about my comic to my friends. yeah. it's called your blog smartass
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mothermara · 13 days
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happy ides of march guys
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mothermara · 4 months
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college of winterhold tumblr would be deranged.
"does anybody know if we have that restoration lecture tomorrow"
"The Hall of the Elements has been blown up + two professors and 6 apprentices died."
"ok but like do we have the lecture still"
"Yeah :("
"I was doing an assignment for Prof. Gane and I went to ask for an extension but can't find him?? Y'all know where he went 😭😭"
"blew up 😬👍"
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mothermara · 4 months
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everybody wants their daughter to have a feminine hobby until she gets into fiber arts and then suddenly it's like noo stop buying spindles and looms. bitch she is weaving
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mothermara · 4 months
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not enough daedric princes are like "not going to occupy a disgusting little humanoid form for you. I'm some fucking Thing and you're gonna like it" I tjink more daedric princes should just be some fucking Thing
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mothermara · 4 months
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sometimes I like to imagine gameplay differences between oblivion and skyrim as regional habits.
like, mages in cyrodiil are usually taught to cast spells with their wrist/elbow as the main channel of arcane energy, which means they can cast spells with a weapon in their hand. or a cyrod alchemist might become flabbergasted by a northerner's complete lack of "on-the-go" alchemy equipment, as being able to make tonics and elixirs on the field is common practice in the heartlands.
meanwhile, skyrim's practices are shaped less by standardized techniques and more by tradition, the preference of the teacher, and superstition. like, a nord mage may know how to cast without directing magic directly through their hand/fingers but when asked about it, they'll tell you to do so is disrespectful. likewise, it's most common to make potions in advance at a proper alchemy table.
and yeah if the two were to meet they might get into a very heated debate about it.
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mothermara · 3 months
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its so sad when 14 year old white girls are on the internet saying shit like "girlrotting" and "female manipulator" why don't you female manipulate going on a walk this afternoon instead of being on your phone, okay? and then maybe we can sit down at the table and I'll try to help you get a start on your science homework? I love you sweetie I just think maybe purposefully framing despair and frustration as though they're a holy part of the divine feminine is damaging to your mental health
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mothermara · 5 months
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rip susanna you were so so fucking real im sorry that ugly ass bitch serial killer fuck even looked at you
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mothermara · 6 months
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we should all just make elder scrolls 6 ourselves. in any form of media we specialize in. make it in rpg maker. make it in a dating sim software. write it, draw it, sing it. the real tes 6 is the friends we made along the way
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mothermara · 1 year
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I love old tes lore because they honestly did not come up with realistic motivations for any of the antagonists. didn’t even try. actually now that I think about it neither did Skyrim
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