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captainrufflebanger · 1 month

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Inspired by me still recovering from a migraine and wearing my bat wing sunglasses so I can look at my computer to draw

#Worst migraine of my life that made me violently ill BUT AT LEAST I CAN MAKE A SHITPOST FROM IT #lady dimitrescu #resident evil village #re8 #alcina dimitrescu #captain's art log #I FORGOT THE FLOWERS AGAIN F UCK

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hazelnutnebula · 9 months

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an illuminating spectacle

#My Characters #Atlas #my playlist went very like. atlascore for a bit so.. .#m ade me want to touch up this lil pixel scribble from the other day #GOD i want to make a f ucking game someday. *crying into my hands mAN*

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milflewis · 7 months

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“quinlan was here?” the sheer depth of emotion and history in his voice i cannot deal!!!!! 🤧🤧🫠🫠 that’s his friend! that’s his oldest friend the one who knew him not as master obi wan kenobi or general kenobi or jedi knight obi wan but obi. little scared angry kind laughing eleven year old obi who only ever wanted to help people. that’s his friend

#quinlan and obi wan are so special to me no one f ucking talk to me rn #kenobi series #tv tag

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sadisthetic · 2 years

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intricate rituals between a pair of grease monkeys. im so ill

#ninjago #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #jay walker #jaya #my art #IM SO ILL BETWEEN JAYA AND BRUISE I LEGIT HAVENT HAVENT SHIPPED ANYTHING *THIS* BAD IN YEEEAAAAAARRSS #AND I USUALLY DONT SHIP MUCH LIKE I DO A LITTLE BIT. BUT IM LIKE ARO YOU KNOW #YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DEEP IN I AM......#actually if youve been following my main twit for the past several weeks then you know perfectly BUT ALSO YOU DONT.#oufgh. clutches my head. me drawing fluff? who the hell am i.#its f ucked #doodles

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buildoblivionthenwewilltalk · 2 years

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love the way we went from “headcannon that Klaus is German!” to “ohhh man he’s American that’s fine I guess :/“ then all the way back round to “NOPE HES AMISH EVEN BETTER”

#trust in Steve he knows what he’s doing #genuinely amazing #ik they’re birth parents countries of origin don’t have much bearing on their adult lives etc #but this is f ucking hilarious to me #tua #the umbrella academy #spoilers #klaus hargreeves

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r4pira · 1 year

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memories

#dracule mihawk #red haired shanks #mishanks #akataka #one piece #shanks: hawkeyes look at this awesomly ugly carpet i found #mihawk: ... (i cant not f uck this man)#no one look at me

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chocoenvy · 2 years

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*~Masterlist~*

*~Masterlist Part Two

“Huh, you and I are both travelers from another world. That our paths have crossed here is no accident, but the will of fate.”

This Month's Recommendation: Say My Name Part Two

*~ Such a Kind God, Such a Cruel God (Bad Habits die hard and your acolytes witness it in the worst way)

*~ I Hate that I still care about you 1 2 3 (In which you still care for those that hurt you until they hurt someone else)

*~ You Play the Lyre for Them (Venti, Zhongli, Ei, and Jean)

*~ ASKDFASDHKJK HUGS??? (Inazuma) (Liyue) (You hug people in different nations)

*~ The skies are empty, the stars are gone, (Finding your ambition. Not all is lost.)

*~ Singing your heart out, they feel their heart rates spike (You love to sing and your acolytes hear you)

*~ Nothing Feels Real, are You even You Anymore? (Slight eldritch darling. You don't belong in Teyvat, so your body forces you to fit)

*~ Suspiciously left alone in a room... are they planning something? (Your acolytes are secretly listening to you sing but you had started to get suspicious of them...)

*~ TRANS DARLING (You were born in the wrong body. All they know and care about is that you look like their god and are trying to look like their god's gender)

*~ More Trans Darling Headcannons (You become more comfortable and accepted in Teyvat)

*~ Playing God 1 2 3 4 (Where your tongue was taken from you from your supposed "devout followers")

*~ Dancing with Aether (At a gala you become nervious, so he helps you)

*~ General SAGAU Ganyu Headcannons

*~ Your god smiles upon you in favor (Puppet!au drawing)

*~ Singing and loving with Venti

*~ The Whole of Teyvat will Remember (Fatui comforting Tongueless reader who liked to sing)

*~ General Rosaria SAGAU Headcannons

*~ Do you regret anything? (Soft au vs. Villain au acolytes)

*~ A love letter "Dear Eula," (Eula x reader <3)

*~ "Even if you're not as devout as others your worth is still the same to me." (Npcs and how they'd react to you)

*~ First "I love you"s (Unofficial epilogue to Playing God. You get your tongue back)

*~ You're safe now (Soft au and Villain au darling meet. Headcannons.)

*~ Unlucky you, smiling through it all (Unlucky reader and how the cult reacts to them)

*~ Letting go of Grudges and enjoying the world around you (You're a shut-in that finally allowed yourself to interact with Kaeya, Thoma, and Chongyun (separate)

*~ Sorry's aren't enough (Fatui!au, unofficial extension of Playing God. You're singing and dancing with the Fatui when the archons find you)

*~ Reader making fun of the archons on their death bed (Villain!au, crack)

*~ Consort!Tsaritsa: Proposal (Tsaritsa x reader <3)

*~ Comfort with the gods (Venti, Zhongli, and Ei comfort <3)

*~ Artist!Reader sketching their acolytes (Thoma, Childe, and Xiao's reactions when they find you've drawn them)

*~ Polycule relationship headcannons (Zhongli, Childe, Diluc, Kaeya, Thoma, Itto being in a relationship with each other and you)

*~ Reader who's confident in their body (Zhongli, Kaeya, Beidou)

*~ Memories belonging to another world but never fading (Reader who had a lover before coming to Teyvat. Fatui!au)

*~ Physical catalyst (Reader with a gun)

*~ Memories carried over to the next world and beyond <3 (reader manages to bring their lover to Teyvat.)

*~ Unbearable cuteness (Reader can turn into a cute animal)

*~ Two Gods 1 (alt ending) 2 3 4 5 (Twin au. Where you and your twin get transported to Teyvat)

*~ The thirst book (Reader is a simp and get exposed for their thirst)

*~ Sexy thief reader <3 1 2 (villain au but reader is a sexy thief)

*~ Random twin au headcannons

*~ Consort!Aether headcannons

*~ Playing God au (Very angsty, reader starts a war with the archons to protect Snezhnaya)

*~ Sexy thief god being a sucker for chaos ("Commit flirtatious blasphemy")

*~ Paimon favoritism

*~ Sexy thief reader with a catalyst (Slimes teach you to wield the elements <3)

*~ Child!God reader Headcannons 1 & 2(god is a child)

*~ Singing musicals with the archons

*~ Hauntings Long Forgiven (Reader is a ghost and doesn't remember why they were killed. Ei and Yae Miko)

*~ Sexy thief reader drawing <3333 (not by me ily for drawing this you made them look so hot)

*~ Child!God reader studying for a test

*~ Yummy Visions (Child!God reader tries to eat a vision)

*~ Eula and other cryo characters having fun with Child!god in Dragonspine

*~ Child!God Angst (You realize you lost your entire previous life)

*~ Reactions to you favoring Klee (Jean, Zhongli, Ei, Venti, Ningguang, Albedo. Playing god au)

*~ iloveyou (Ei x GN!reader fluff)

*~ What a common phrase (Yan!Darling x reader)

*~ Imposter au vs. Soft au

*~ Do they even remember you? (Child!God Angst, brainrotting over Child!God's future)

*~ God of Beasts Drawing (not by me, done by a beautiful person that i love very much please look at it)

*~ Choco Event Order: Silent I love you (Darling x reader flower au)

*~ Choco Event Order: They Love me, Love me Not (Darling x reader Disney Princess au)

*~ Thieves stolen by the sky (Sexy thief reader x Consort!Albedo)

*~ Choco Event Order: Fallen Leaf, Adorn my Life (Consort!Kazuha x reader)

*~ To Love You (Brainrot of all the characters of Teyvat becoming an amalgamation for only one purpose: To Love You)

*~ Choco Event Order: Everyone thinks I'm crazy, crazy for you oh boy... (Darling au. Darling has planned everything out for your arrival and after. All for you <3)

*~ Choco Event Order: Nothing Lasts Forever (In paradise with Thoma away from your godly responsibilities)

*~ Nurture and Grow (Reader with wings that grow with how many devout followers they have)

*~ Choco Event Order: In Your Palms (Albedo x Eldritch!Reader, you're beautiful you know <3)

*~ Choco Event Order: Blood-Suckin' Love (Albedo x Vampire!reader. Puppet au. Your happy Vampire family + Albedo)

*~ Choco Event Order: It's not like I'm mentally ill! (Childe x reader in denial about their mental issues until Childe sees the remnants of them for himself)

*~ Choco Event Order: Chilly Comfort (The Tsaritsa showing lots of affection to a reader that isn’t used to so much love and attention.)

*~ Choco Event Order: Roles Reversed (Child!reader finds a hidden dungeon in Tenshukaku… with a familiar person in there.)

*~ Choco Event Order: From Dawn to Dusk (You run away to Dawn Winery for a moment of peace and Diluc ends up joining you.)

*~ Choco Event Order: Cold Nights with You (Nights alone with no distractions are always scary, especially after all you’ve went through. Luckily for you, Childe is always willing to comfort you.)

*~ "Call it good judgement, call it passion," (Yanfei is the only sensible on in Teyvat and understands you have to be their god. She helps you bring the other archons to their senses hopefully before any irreversible damage happens)

*~ Choco Event Order: Mischievous Fiend, You and Me (Darling has brought you to this world and you’re admittedly uncomfortable. Until Hu Tao enters your life, and makes it much more interesting.)

*~ Council of Gods 2 (Four different aus - soft/regular, fatui, imposter, and puppet au - meet up and share their experiences.)

*~ Choco Event Order: Fire and Wind makes the Bonfire burn Brighter (Kazuha and Thoma are both your consorts, which comes with a wave of complicated emotions.)

*~ Choco Event Order: Laughter in the Snow (You're a child, not comfortable with the role of god, and so very homesick, but Albedo is comforting.)

*~Choco Event Order: Hostage (Carnage was not a new concept to you, but it wasn’t comforting as the weight of destruction and salvation lay on your shoulders.)

*~Choco Event Order: There's no kindness (Venti x reader villain au angst)

*~Choco Event Order: Bow Before the Messiah (Zhongli x reader villain au angst. Zhongli is not loved)

*~Choco Event Order: Xiao x Reader (Villain au, hurt/comfort)

*~Choco Event Order: Charades (consort!Diluc x sexy thief reader, hurt to comfort/fluffy-ish)

*~Choco Event Order: Life on the Beach (Child!Reader w/ Mom Eula and sibling Klee, pure cuteness)

*~Voice actor reader brainrot (feat.Childe and a lil Zhongli slander)

#me and tumblr are goiong to fist fight istg I LOST SO MUCH OF THE MASTERLIST F UCK #actually going to sob why the fuck did i hit delete on the original #someone slap me pls im so fucking monkey brained how have i survived so long

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camil0ncha · 11 months

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NOT ME FINDING THE DCA RUIN MODEL AND GOING “sick fanart dude” AND THEN FINDING OUT!!! A WHOLE DAY LATER!!! IT’S ACTUALLY CANON AND THE RUIN TRAILER JUST DROPPED!!!

#HELO???#end me #that’s exactly how I imagined their shattered version to look like tho #they look sick as F UCK #disoriented ramblings

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bojangos · 1 year

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so what does everybody think the supercommando codex actually Said. give me your novellas on the topic

#i keep trying to think about it and going #as one of you lovelies put it earlier #'i am not inflicted with the necessary illnesses to write 70k words of legalese'#me shaking jaster around like WHAT THE F UCK WERE YOUR ACTUAL POLITCS #jaster mereel #mandalorians #true mandalorians #haat'mando'ade #star wars #star wars meta #mandoblogging #bo speaks #supercommando codex

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providnce · 11 months

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Van live @ TRNSMT Festival, 2019

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#van mccann #marry me f uck #catb #indie rock #alternative rock #my posts

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hazelnutnebula · 1 year

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alright gamers. come getcha mans?? ? 🙄

#Klonoa #Klonoa: Door to Phantomile #Ghadius #Moo #Fanart #hi. front facing ghadius in full 3d has such a f ucking energy to him and it makes me lose it #OH and to the new people following me here. hello hihi :)

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sga-owns-my-soul · 7 months

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i'm DRUNK and SAPPY and i fucking LOVE THIS SITE

i love this fandom

i love these people

i love this show

y'all are so wonderful

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kirayamidemon · 2 years

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bestwishes2u said:

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