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f1incorrects · 2 days ago
Seb: Did none of you think this was a bad idea?
Mick: Oh no, we all did.
Seb:
Seb: And you went through with it anyway?
Lance: Yup.
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f1-incorrect · 2 days ago
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Daniel: Okay, so I figured out a foolproof method of determining if someone is evil.
Carlos: And that is?
Daniel: If they dislike Lando, they're evil.
Carlos:
Carlos: Yeah, okay, that's pretty sound logic.
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shwartzwoman63 · 2 days ago
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George: This is such a bad idea.
Charles: Then why are you coming along?
George: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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onefabulousplatypus · 2 days ago
Max: Hey Lewis
Lewis: Hi Max
*Kill Bill sirens*
Max: Stop that
Lando: Ugh you're no fun *turns off sirens*
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mika-loverjoy · 2 days ago
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Daniel: You're so in love with Max
Lando: Wha!? Nooo...
Lando: am i??
Lando: ... holy shit i am
Lando: Wait- what do i do
Daniel:
Lando: DANIEL WHAT DO I DO ?!?!
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scrumandf1 · 16 hours ago
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Yuki: Why can't you see things from my perspective?
Este: *sits on the floor*
Yuki: Am I joke to you!?
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hamiltonwc · 3 months ago
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Judge: Mr. Wolff, if your attorney isn't here in 5 minutes we're going to start this hear-
*Doors busting open, in runs Lewis with a massive stack of paper and a stylish briefcases*
Lewis: Sorry I'm late the traffic was hectic, we can start!
Toto: Lewis where is my lawyer?
Lewis: Oh that old man? I fired him. Don't worry boss, I'll get you out of this mess.
Toto: You've never even studied law!
Lewis: No i haven't, but i spent the week bingewatching Suits, How to get away with murder and both of the Legally Blonde movies. So I'm more then qualified to be your lawyer
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formulamuppet · 8 days ago
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Charles: If i were a gardener I would put our "Two-lips" together.
Pierre: *blushes*
Carlos: Why aren't we like that?
Lando: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
Carlos: That's why.
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incorrect-merc · a month ago
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Toto: All of Valtteri's and Lewis snacks are organic and vegan
Claire: That's cool. George and Nicholas eat candy off the floor
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randomf1stuff · 2 months ago
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Lance: This year, I lost my dear race engineer, Brad
Brad (from the back of the garage): Quit telling everyone I'm dead
Lance: Sometimes I can still hear his voice
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f1incorrects · a day ago
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Seb: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Kimi: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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f1-incorrect · 16 hours ago
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Lewis: Why are you like this?
Max: I used too much "no tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since
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shwartzwoman63 · 6 hours ago
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Max: How long are we going to stand here and watch him?
George: Wait, give him a minute he needs his time.
Charles: *pushing a door that clearly says pull*
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f1-and-shiz · 20 days ago
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Charles: thanks dad.
The rest of the drivers: *silence*
Charles: why’s everyone staring at me?
George: you just called Seb ‘dad’. You said ‘thanks dad’
Charles: what? No I didn’t. I said ‘thanks man’
Seb: do you see me as a father figure, Charles?
Charles: *sarcastically* no! If anything I see you as a ‘bother figure’ because you’re always bothering me
Lewis: hey! Show your father some respect!
Lance: it’s not a big deal. I called max ‘dad’ once and he’s my fiancé
Charles: I didn’t call him dad!
Seb: no no no no no. Charles, I take it as a compliment
Charles: guys! Jump on that! Lance has some psychosexual issues!
Lando: old news! But you calling Seb daddy-
Charles: hey! Daddy is not on the table here
Daniel: but, you called him dad, dude
Charles: you shut up. You’ve done nothing but being rude to me since I came here
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mika-loverjoy · a month ago
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Lando:
Daniel: are you okay?
Lando: *smiles and walks away*
Charles: what happened?
Max: a ball hit his face and now hes laughing as a coping mechanism so he doesn't cry
Max:
Daniel: yeh no he's full on crying now
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racingseries · a month ago
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Lando: [describing Max to a store assistant] He’s about this tall, blond hair, black jacket... [speaks loudly] and he thinks that Daniel Ricciardo sucks!
Max: [yelling from the candy aisle] no he doesn’t!
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formulakimmich · a month ago
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I think F1 didn’t tell them where exactly in America they have to race this weekend.
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