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f1incorrectquotess · 2 days
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Giovinazzi: Hey, you know what sucks?
Kimi: Vacuums.
Giovinazzi: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
Kimi: Black holes.
Giovinazzi: Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
Kimi: Lava?
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marsinoff · 3 days
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Max, about Charles: Where's my beloved!? Where's my beloved!? Where's my beloved!? WHERE is my beloved!? WHERE IS HE!? WHERE IS MY BELOVED!?!?
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lestappenforever16 · 2 days
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George: So what happened while I was away?
Lando: Max and Charles are dating and they killed a person.
George: I WAS GONE ONE WEEK?!?!
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sharldose · 2 days
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Max, at the top of the wall: Charles: Wait, how did you do that? Max: Walls. Carlos: *running into the wall* Max: Charles: CARLOS NO!! Carlos: *bumps into the wall and faints*
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bbglewis · 2 months
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F1 as texts (Lewis to Ferrari Version)
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+Bonus (Fernando with his life advice on how to deal w Ferrari)
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this is how i cope
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aaltilis · 4 months
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*Redbull asks Checo to do PR stuff with Max*
Checo: Will Daniel be there?
RB team: No, just you and Max.
Checo: Will Charles be there?
RB team: Leclerc? No, why would he?
Checo: Yeah, just making sure you know, bad experiences.
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landoscar + txt posts = true 3.0
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nebarious · 8 days
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TEXTING YOUR BF HOZIER LYRICS
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⇢ Featuring: Lewis, Oscar, Lando, Carlos, Max, Charles
⇢ Warning: Mention of Alcohol
⇢ Note: This is my first time writing text fic. Please be kind. I'm open for request. Feel free to send one
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softpinkshirt · 7 months
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charles: are you a top or bottom?
seb (retired, wants to be left alone by the grid): im a beekeeper
Lewis (in denial): you're an f1 driver
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ladymarvel27 · 6 days
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Charles: I'm on top of the world Lando: You're just sitting in Max's lap Charles: Max is my world. Max: That's really sweet, but you're crushing me
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f1incorrectquotess · 7 months
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Toto: I just ended a four year relationship.
Valtteri: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?
Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.
*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*
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marsinoff · 3 days
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Charles: I'm about to kiss something. Max: I'm something, kiss me.
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lestappenforever16 · 2 days
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Charles: I’ve been asked to write a message of hope.
Charles: This is what I have so far: pain…
Max:…
Charles: That’s it.
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sharldose · 18 days
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Charles: 👀 Max: His big doleful eyes and violently self-destructive tendencies have captivated me.
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mernaroll · 23 days
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*on the phone*
stranger: i have your daughter *on the phone*
lewis: what? all of my kids are boys
stranger: then who the fuck is this princess-
lewis, screaming to seb : OH SHIT THEY HAVE GEORGE
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maxcuntstappen · 2 months
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Get 2 Know F1 (Tumblr Posts Edition) : Lestappen Edition (8/?)
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