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shwartzwoman63 · a day ago
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Charles: so i really like this boy and i want to know what you think about her
Seb: well, who is it?
Charles: Max
Seb: …
Charles: thoughts?
Seb: and prayers
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rysmatias · 2 days ago
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Max: Hey do you wanna know your gay name?
Charles: What? There's something called a gay name?
Max: Yeah. It's your first name,
Max, getting down on one knee: And my last name.
Charles: Oh my god!
Also Charles: Does Charles Verstappen even sound very good?
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formulamuppet · a month ago
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Carlos, to Lando: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.
Lando: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.
Carlos: You just told me you're pregnant.
Charles: Congratulations Lando, you're glowing!
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horneyrider · 16 days ago
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max fewtrell: this is my boyfriend derek 
*points at lando*
max fewtrell: and this is derek’s boyfriend ben
*points at luisinha*
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randomf1quotes · 23 days ago
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Fernando: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Fernando: Ha! Just kidding, I have killed a man.
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whaaaaatt · 7 months ago
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Lance, Esteban, and Mick walk into a bar…
Actually, they never make it inside because they’re too busy wanting to hold the door open for each other and saying “You can go first.” “No, please, I insist. You can go ahead.”
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thedrink · 3 months ago
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max: Seb do you have 2 500$?
seb: what do you need 2 500$ for?
max: an escape room
seb: what escape room costs that much?
max: jail.
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f1incorrects · 2 months ago
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Daniel, after waking up: *calling Lando* Have you heard? We got sold.
Lando, still mostly asleep: To One Direction?
Daniel: What?? No, to Audi. What the hell Lando?
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elnathhhhh · a month ago
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Charles Leclerc: Monaco is my home.
Max, Daniel, Lewis and Lando: our home.
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shwartzwoman63 · a day ago
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Max: *gets added to the chat*
Pierre: Daddy.
Charles: Daddy.
Daniel: Daddy.
Lando: Stop being loud, I'm napping.
Lando: Oh, hi Daddy.
Max: *leaves the chat*
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rysmatias · a day ago
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Max: I want to respect everyone's opinion but some people's opinions are just so terrible
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formulamuppet · a month ago
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Daniel, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Max: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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acrosstobear · 2 months ago
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“I’m going to see my man, I’m not going to stand in a grandstand by myself like this, ‘Go Lando’.”
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randomf1quotes · 22 days ago
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The Group trying to convince Mark to play a prank on DC
Fernando: Trust us
Mark: All due respect, but I don't trust you or believe you. So unless you're kidnapping me, I'm going to find DC-
Kimi: *taking him out with an branch*
Seb: Then, I guess we're kidnapping you
Jenson: *laughing* I always knew there was a little pirate in you, Sunshine
*Lewis coming to The group*
Lewis: What happenend to Mark?
Nico: He's uh, resting... What's up?
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exilestappen · 5 months ago
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pov charles tries to murder max, and daniel Investigates
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incorrectlestappen · 15 days ago
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Max: You're wearing makeup.
Charles: Oh, it's just eyeliner. Do you like it?
Max: Looks... okay, I guess.
*later*
Max, sobbing into Daniel’s shoulder: IT LOOKED SO GOOD!
Daniel: I know.
Max: I'M SO GAY!
Daniel: I know.
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formulol · 9 months ago
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Ferrari 2020 : we’re gonna have to ask you to be polite
Seb : I politely decline
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formulakimmich · 4 months ago
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2021 F1 Belgian Grand Prix - Race Highlights
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f1incorrects · a month ago
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Charles: *sets the kitchen on fire*
Lance, panicking: WHERE IS THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT?!
Mick: He's sleeping on the couch.
Max: Don't worry I got this, gimme a bucket of water.
Max, dumping the water on Seb: WAKE UP THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE.
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incorrect-merc · 15 days ago
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James Allison, rollerblading into Toto's office with sunglasses and a pinã colada: Toto, you're not going to believe what we just did to the W13
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