w. why is there an option to take a selfie on desktop.

for the record I'm so glad to have been a gold star john mulaney hater. any man that overperforms affection towards his wife to seem nonthreatening to women is probably cheating

❝ Are you asking me out on a date? God, I've been waiting so long for the hot barista to finally ask me out. All my days of haunting the shop have finally paid off. ❞ With a cheeky giggle, he ropes him in by the collar to nuzzle noses.      /        @the-composer​

                               ❝      congrats on gettin’ the hot barista to ask you out. it’s like getting the hot bartender’s number. you should feel quite the compliment. many a fanfic has been written about this very subject, J.       ❞     he can’t help but laugh as he nuzzles joshs’s nose and kisses him quickly.       ❝       i’m off at--       ❞       he checks his watch briefly for dramatic effect;      ❝      now actually.           ❞

actually the ultimate love language is being so comfortable with someone that you don't have to mask

skylar here 💜 it’s really nice out

I think Sal’s thing is dry humor. Like he likes all jokes (with in reason of course) but like, dry humor just hits differently for him. Like the only example I can think of is like Vivzipop Helluva Boss??? If you don’t know what it is it’s a cartoon about demons and I think he’d love that shit bro

I totally agree! Sal is witty, hes great at improvising, and his sense of humor is deadpan and dry as a bone. He also never let's anybody take themselves too seriously, which I always appreciate (his line about having his own fashion line in ch 1, his comeback to Travis in ch 3, and when he calls Beezelbub 'Bubs' and 'Edgar' after his grandiose introduction in ch4 gets me every time). I feel like I'd look like a total dork if I hung out with him because I wouldn't be able to stop laughing at his jokes 😆

I haven't seen Helluva Boss, but yeah, a cartoon about demon shenanigans seems up his alley (he has a poster for a fem version of JTHM in his bedroom in ch4, so we know dark and violent humor is something he's into, as long as it's all hypothetical). I feel like he and Larry would also really love Metalocalypse, too! 🤘🩸

“And I taste like sugar but ain’t a damn thing sweet, bitch.”

i still cant tell if evan as andy warhol was hot or scary so if someone could please guide me—

mullet reveal

WHITE PEOPLE BE SO SCARED LMAOOOOOO

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god why do we have to be a culture thats. so into hugging im

drip is off da charts today 🖤

From Bucknell University's 1908 yearbook.

Korner: *walks into my room, holding a crossbow, breathing heavily, mud smeared on his forehead and right cheekbone*

Me: "What's up?"

Korner: "We are going to hunt a bird."

Me: "Why?"

Korner: "The freaking bird attacked me! I was just chilling on the bridge when it flew at me!"

Me: "Ok... Don't you want to wash up first, you got some mud on your face."

Korner: ...

Korner: "It's shit"

Eid Mubarak!!

Hii~~~~~~ I forgot to tell my fav aegie *wink wink Eid Mubarak T.T❤️ I hope you had the most beautiful and wonderful Eid ever, bcuz u deserve it hayati💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐

Hiii~~~ salaam my habibti ❤❤ omg your are so PRECIOUS!! Thank you so much! Eid Mubarak!! I hope your Eid was a happy fun and blessed day!!! I just celebrated with my sister this year, so we stayed home (cuz we can't drive sadly) but we had fun alhamdulillah!~~ 💕🌷🌼🌹💖💐

Audie look at what yjey did to my boy ):

NOOO WHYS HE SAD 😭