#face your problems

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

not "i ship these characters" or "i want them to bond platonically" but a secret 3rd thing (I want them to be forced to interact by the Narrative bc they would HATE that)

#who needs romance when i can watch two narrative foils painfully tolerate each other's existence #bonus points if they are forced to Work Together To Solve A Problem #and they end up working surprisingly well together! #they make a surprisingly effective team! #they even confide some backstory with each other & bond a bit & understand each other better #and when it's all over they shake hands & amicably agree that they still cannot fucking stand each other #'this was an interesting sidequest & I'm glad we got to experience it. #but all things considered i genuinely never want to see your face again' #Enemies to Chained-Up-In-An-Abandoned-Bathroom-Together #to Enemies #two stray cats forced to share a cat carrier for a trip to the vet

[sadclowncentral]

i absolutely love teenagers. i told a group of them about my work and asked them what their demands for the united nations would be and they debated among themselves and told me to "tell them to make doner kebab three euros again". yeah man i'll ask

#no joke ive been citing this as a positivr example for youth engagement to anyone in the ministry who will listen #teens SHOULD be advocating for everyday problems they face like the cost of living crisis and not be #shouldered with the responsibility for the entire future #'teenagers are the future' they are also the fucking present. allowed to have ordinary problems like everyone else!!! #dont fucking burden them with your shortcomings! you figure it out!!!!

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Whenever Bakugou comes to wake you up, choosing to do it instead of letting you use an alarm, he always smiles so softly when you blink your bleary eyes open and the first thing you hear is "there's my girl"

#petting your hair away from your face so he can kiss your forehead #telling you breakfast is ready and to hurry up cause it tastes better warm #as he gently coaxs you out of bed #yeah dunno why i got this thought but i did #and now it's your guys problem #🔮.the peddler mumbles #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugou x reader

[sneaky-eel]

Desmond let this man murder for you!

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #clay kaczmarek #subject 16/17 #claydes #just let him Desmond #look at that face #it would make him so happy #I want Desmond to have all the feral boyfriends #I wish we got to see more of crazy clay #ac revelations #source: that one quote from the Simpson #whats your problem desmond? #that looks like a nice stable young man #my art

[teabutmakeitazure]

Taking off your glasses during an argument and saying, "Now I won't be able to see your stupid face."

Childe: Wrestles you to get a hold of your glasses. Once he has them in his grasp, he calmly grabs your chin and slides them on before continuing what he was saying.

Alhaitham: Immediately starts listing off reasons why what you're doing is childish and petty and how you should talk to him like a proper adult

Pantalone: Chuckles and eases them out of your hand before putting them back on your face.

Zhongli: Continues talking regardless. He literally does not care.

Chrollo: Pushes his face forward and into yours, holding it in place with his hands. He then stays that close, content that you can still see him despite your horrible eyesight. Yes, he continues arguing like nothing happened.

Illumi: "Perhaps a mirror might help you to realise how stupid your actions are right now."

#they're all little shits in their own way #being nearsighted will never stop any of them #especially chrollo #he'll just put his face right in front of yours no problem at all #genshin impact x reader #childe x reader #alhaitham x reader #pantalone x reader #zhongli x reader #chrollo x reader #illumi x reader

[inkskinned]

am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.

you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?

okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.

but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.

i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.

and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?

#spilled ink #warm up #writeblr #she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face #but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me #while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning #while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep #and then she was like - ur just like my abuser #bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights #and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child #i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off #like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend #pushed me down in the fucking hallway #but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced #bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster'' #but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE #i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do'' #babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him' #that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED #godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic #i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.

[sskurwysyn]

A tiny poem i started to write about myself as a little vent, and before it was even finished i realized how Mikey it sounds.

Posting the WIP because i have no idea how long will it take me to finish the whole thing up

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #mikey #sunset duo #michelangelo hamato #leonardo #raphael #Donatello #being underestimated by your whole family despite dealing with problems way better than they ever could is like a backhand slap to the face

[andy-clutterbuck]

1x04 - What We | The Ones Who Live

#i am utterly feral #like i cannot be introduced into society or an indoor environment rn #Rick Grimes #towl spoilers #The Ones Who Live #* #rg #HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE HANDSOME STOP IT #F U Z Z I E S #CHEST FUZZIES DO YOU SEE THEM #NECK FUZZIES #SCARS #THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS #I AM WINNING #even his adams apple is nice #i hate myself #the slope of his shoulders 🗣 #if i could just rest my face on his chest for a few i think it could solve a lot of problems i have tbh #put me in traction #until i walk like i'm about to duel at the OK Corral #[redacted] inside me #hello welcome to the tour #on your left you will see A MAN™ #i have a very hectic week ahead i need to go to bed #would give a kidney to draw idle patterns in his chest hair #*rabid whale noises* #i don't think whales can get rabies but if they could that's what i sound like rn #that man would look like an ancient capri sun pouch when i was done #go to bed lacey

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Izutsumi character study

#dungeon meshi #izutsumi #One of my goals for this year was to spend more time doing art studies. #What better way to start than with my favourite danmeshi character (not seen: a whole page of figuring out her features) #I feel like she is by far one of the most poorly understood characters in the series. Partially due to her 'late party member' status. #'She's abrasive and mean' - 'she's a picky eater' - 'she's a catgirl who acts like an asshole cat ' YES and that is the point! #Everyone in dungeon meshi is traumatized and messy about it but izutsumi is just less polite in how she tries to cope. #Izutsumi is a extremely traumatized teenager who has utterly lacked autonomy her entire life. #She is the epitome of a “If I can just have X thing then all my problems will be solved!” character. And the X is 'Freedom'. #Her epilogue was one of the best and wrapped up her character so wonderfully (WARNING: I WILL NOW SPOIL PART OF THE ENDING) #Because she finally gets her freedom! She can go where she wants to and she doesn't need anybody! Yet...it doesn't fix her. #She is so focused on doing only what she wants that she forgets her own needs. Sometimes you have to eat the things you don't want. #And sometimes you have to face the hard truths that you need more than just one thing to make you happy. #Life is not all about only seeking pleasures and avoiding pain. You need to be balanced in order to grow. #Eat your vegetables (including the metaphorical ones: I am eating more art veggies this year by doing art studies!!!)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

local dog unused to such fluff & tenderness, more at 8

#ok. i will admit. i got so caught up in the euphoria of Them that i FUCKING FORGOT HOWDY'S WINGS #half of his yassification... gone.... #yk lets just pretend he can take em off and hang em up on a coat rack #just this once k we on the same page Good #i take the comedy character. i give them Emotional Issues #if barnaby doesn't end up having so many problems hiding under all that humor ill eat my cat #she will Go In The Soup and i will Eat Her Soupified Face #gripping the bars of my enclosure and staring So Hard at barnaby like #'cmon you have problems i Know you have problems pleeeassse lose your shit i hope you get so angry and so sad cmon cmon' #WHATS UNDER THAT HAPPY MASK PUPPET BOY #sorry. wrong post to have a lapse of sanity in the tags #anyway ahaha aheehee laughingstock <3 hoohoo haha yassified howdy <3 #scribble salad #yassified howdy <3 #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby

[milimeters-morales]

Miles: some kid told me i’d make a good father one day

Gwen: have you tried dyeing your hair or getting some piercings about it

Miles, pulling her to Hobie’s dimension with him: you are honestly the smartest woman alive

Gwen, preparing to be yelled at by his parents later: i know <3

#gwen queen of not facing your problems immediately and getting body alterations about it instead #gwen in third grade having to choose what she wants to be when she grows up: i can’t do this . grug get the HRT #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #gwen stacy #spidergwen #ghost spider #m&m posts

[shittysawtraps]

john kramer would make such a good model train guy

#shitty saw traps #saw franchise #mod amanda #‘why does your model train set have axes swinging back and forth’ #‘to test the passengers’ dexterity in the face of danger’ #actually he’d probably just reenact the trolley problem

[musubiki]

the search for solutions (and none to be found)

#the cat witchs guild #the misc adventures of mochi and lime #tcwg #tmaomal #art #ocs #original #comic #episodes #sort of!! #taffy #coco #the merchant #coffy #psa: figure your problems out BEFORE going to the merchant #no returns no exchanges #and no shit taken #MERCHANT IS MY GUY!!!!!! #his face on the first page #this is inspired by an ask someone sent once i think #he OBVIOUSLY knows whats up #but doesnt care to help you #(im not a doctor.) is one of his favorite catchphrases #whenever people start asking him for some kind of diagnosis to their problems #the other one is (I'm just a humble merchant selling his wares.)

[bookwyrminspiration]

the neverseen brings the pyrokinesis to the fight, the black swan brings a shit load of telepaths/friendship, and then there's Sophie Foster, Raised in America™, who brings the power of Gun

#kotlc #shitpost #sorry was rereading a fight scene and was just like. what if you could just shoot them #what are the neverseen gonna do? burn it? they've never faced a bullet before their ass is grass #no i don't condone shooting people to solve your problems but just think about it #sophie was raised with humans to give her a different perspective #what if that perspective was gun?

[lildoodlenoodle]

Favorite ship dynamic is characters who hate each other, first meeting, on site

#like you just know this person is somehow going to be your problem the rest of your life #you know EXACTLY WHAT I’m talking about #like haven’t even said a word #barely know anything about each other prior to meeting #and automatically like #I don’t like that face on your face #or you haven’t said anything but I need you to shut up #forget love at first sight #more like annoyance at first sight #destiel #avalance #merthur #lumity #korrasami #supercorp #swan queen #fratt #spideytorch #mattfrank #spideynova #I’m sure there’s more I can’t think of #ineffable husbands #sterek #sambucky #bishova

[chrissy-kaos]

Yea bitch I'm 34 and I'm hotter than anyone you know.. So you can take your transphobic jealousy somewhere else anon.

#transgender #trans #transisbeautiful #trans pride #transgirl #mtf hrt #mtf #girlslikeus #maletofemale #transformation #anons are trash #anons are pussy #show your face anon #fuck you anon #transwomen #actually trans #trans positivity #trans problems #trans community #trans mtf #mtf positivity #lgbtq positivity #transition #mtf trans #trans fem #trans is sexy #trans is beautiful #trans is okay #trans is valid #trans is not a crime