Help help help I got a message about something I'm selling so I went to check facebook marketplace to see if any of the stuff I've listed there has gotten views yet and look what was on my fucking homepage
But wait- it gets better
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1961 motorhome in Portland, Oregon is a rolling time capsule. It's so big it takes diesel fuel and I can't even describe the custom designed interior. $75,000.
Not sure what that is on the tufted door.
Everything is tufted- the walls, ceiling, and furniture.
There's even a tufted bathroom.
And, check out the pink tufted bedroom. It's cozy, though.
Have you ever seen a mini juke box like this?
The tufted driver's compartment looks like a cockpit.
Pilot to co-pilot.
The dining area has a retro lighted picture box.
Full size sofa with side tables.
This thing is a truck.
The back of it looks like a tour bus.
The snazzy rear lights look like something off an old Cadillac.
I don't understand all this, but I guess it's significant. If looks pretty clean and new for a vintage vehicle.
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biggest facebook marketplace pet peeve is people coming in asking me 'what's the lowest you'll go'. That's not how haggling works, you gosh darn buffoons. You can't just pop in to my dms and make me haggle with myself! Weak shit. If you don't have the raw guts to ask me to sell for 50% of my asking price you ain't gettin' it!
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I love Facebook marketplace in Los Angeles, it’s absolutely insane
Bullet Riddled Limo. Severed head Barbie. Heart shaped lug nuts.
The McStool which was def not stolen
And the crown jewel…
FNAF Freddy
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Well, it’s either fresh blood or Kool Aid.
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