#fact of life

[violetlunette]

At Ramshackle dorm Yuu: Sigh, I wanna date Silver! Grim: Sleepyhead? Yuu: I prefer Sleeping Beauty, but yes. He’s so man-pretty-- Ghost 1: You mean handsome? Yuu: Yes, but man-pretty’s more fun to say. Anyway, point is I wanna date him. How do I make that happen? Grim: Hrm~! Well, I don’t get why you’re interested, but why don’t you just walk up and ask him—MWAAH! *Gets shoved aside by three eager ghosts!* Ghost 3: No, you can’t do that! Yuu: I can’t? Ghost 1: Of course not! Everyone knows you never tell a person you like them! It’s just insanity! And completely boring. Yuu: But if I can’t tell him I like him and wanna to date, how do I get a said date? Ghost 2: Simple! You gotta play the bad boy. Yuu: Bad boy? Ghost 2: Yeah! You’ve heard the saying nice guys finish last, after all, right? Girls love a bad boy! Yuu: But Silver’s a boy. Ghost 2: Look, it’s one Y chromosome, there’s not that big a difference.

#not as funny as I think but meh #Poor Yuu getting bad advice #This is a lie btw #girls don't like bad boys they like confidence and the black jackets the boy usually wears #Girls date the bad boys to get the jacket #fact of life #lol #twst silver #twst yuu #twisted wonderland #twst grim #grim grinning ghosts #twst ghosts #hitchhiker ghosts #mine

[herucakra]

The countries proud of their Christian values of love, are the ones dropping bombs everywhere.

The countries proud of their Islamic values of justice, are the ones institutionalize injustice among their own people.

Corporates claiming values of integrity and client focus are the first ones to breach them.

That's the reason I don't provide advice to people on behaviors. I usually get the karma later on, to see if I walk the talk.

#life quotes #quotes #motivation #karma #fact of life #funny #laugh #comedy #islam #monotheism #christianity #religion #abrahamaic

[arthurandbatman]

#straight ally #gay pride #lgbtq #random facts #interesting facts #factsoflife #fact of life #truth #america #africa

[bella-alpha-wolf]

Herobrine will;

1. Threaten you if you upset Steve

2. Hurt you if you threaten Steve

3. Kill you if you hurt Steve

#minecraft #ao3 #herobrine #herosteve #writing #steve #fact of life #maybe overprotective #just a little #tiny bit

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Defending characters based on looks? ain't the truth.🤣

People justify that since they are fictional, then it doesnt matter. But there are people who defend IRL serial killers so people will defend monsters if they are attractive enough

#fact of life

[kurtisdefender]

I absolutely adore LA Knight. He is absolute perfection. Each time I see him he give me so much joy. He is so good and fun to watch. He is also so cute . I love him so much .My big Gummy❤️❤️❤️

#la knight #shaun ricker #eli drake #max dupri #wwe #wwe smackdown #wrestling #handsome #cute #let me talk to ya #fact of life #yeah #wrestler #gummy

[akinsohun98]

Happy today 🤪

#fact of life

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭! #get back to pirating kings!!! #anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday #it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold #suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up #maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like #disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck #man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf #so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.

[swordy-da-goat]

Do the traffic cones have any basic knowledge like shapes and colors or do they have to learn all that from road wiz?

They have a school session every week

#the road wiz #myart #sqwonks #they’re teaching the smaller ones because they’ve been brought to life last #fact check me if i got that fact wrong though

[stil-lindigo]

Bisan is calling for another global strike!

I saw some posts just outlining Jan 21st, and wanted to clarify that Bisan has called for a full seven days of action.

What a global strike would look like is:

calling in sick to work

purchasing bare essentials ahead of the week so you can observe the general boycott of goods / buying as little as you genuinely can

putting in a concerted effort to elevate Palestinian voices and make it clear that this strike is in support of a permanent ceasefire!

For those who will have to purchase necessary goods during this time, please observe the brands that the BDS movement is asking us to boycott!

♢♢♢

Right now is also a good time to mention some better uses for your money during this week.

Available e-sims in Gaza are running low!!

Mirna El Helbawi and her team are working round the clock to continue to connect Palestinians as Israel does its best to cut them off from the rest of the world.

You can learn how to purchase and send e-sims here, and below you’ll find a list of what is currently needed (the areas in brackets indicate what region you should select to buy e-sims in).

--

CareforGaza is an organisation that does verifiably good work, distributing supplies directly to Palestinian families.

They have a Gofundme set up at the moment, but because of Gofundme’s poor track record regarding refusing to transfer funds to Palestinians, I’d recommend continuing to donate directly to their PayPal here.

Good luck to all of you. Don't turn away from Palestine!

#i know that for some people their first instinct will be to scoff. how can anyone just not buy things for a full week? #what about groceries? rent? #and personally. i wanna say yes. there are some things that we have to spend money on to survive. #but it is possible still to make a concerted effort in your life #to carve out seven days where you can minimise that amount of money #i know its a lot. #for some people who are living on a tight budget. i know its not possible and i dont fault you for that #but i know for a fact that so many of us would be able to take out a few daily purchases in observance of this strike #do your best #dont turn away from palestine #free palestine #palestine #from the river to the sea #call to action

[poetryforall]

-Rumi

#love quotes #poetry #poem #dark academia #light academia #quotes #romance #romantic academia #love poem #memes #writers on tumblr #spilled ink #inspiring quotes #life quotes #spilled thoughts #art #ink #thoughts #facts #quoteoftheday #rumi #literature #cottage aesthetic #cottagecore #written #poems and poetry #princerabbi #book quote #english literature #literary quotes

[lentenletters24]

When one finds comfort and a certain ease in God one must maintain extra so to not lose the practices in finding deeper Faith that led one to such confidence and contentment.

#lent 2024 #catholic #christianity #fact of life

[herucakra]

Desiderata

Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

- Max Ehrmann ©1927

#quoteoftheday #life quotes #quotes #motivation #fact of the day #fact of life

[prokopetz]

I think people sometimes misunderstand why we come up with such elaborate justifications for shipping two characters together. I don't justify my ships because I feel that I need to; I justify my ships because squinting at the published canon with furrowed brow and asking myself "okay, how exactly would this work?" is my idea of a good time.

#life #fandom #fanfic #shipping #canon #contemplative beard-stroking may also prove constructive should one happen to be equipped to do so #it's not about being right #it's about the fact that you can't prove me wrong

[catchymemes]

#adulthood #work life #tweet #twitter #facts