#facts my dude

[inkskinned]

hey btw if you're in the USA at  2:20 p.m. ET on Wednesday, Oct. 4, they're testing the emergency broadcast system. your phone is probably going to make a really loud noise, even if it's on silent. there's a backup date on the 11th if they need to postpone it.

if you're not in a safe situation and have an extra phone, you should turn that phone completely off beforehand.

additionally, if you're like me, and are easily startled; i recommend treating it like a party. have a countdown or something. be surrounded by your loved ones. take the actions you personally need to take to make yourself safe.

i have already seen mockery towards any person who feels nervous about this. for the record, it completely, completely valid to have "emergency broadcast sounds" be an anxiety trigger. do not let other people make fun of you for that. emergency sounds are legitimately engineered to make us take action; those of us with high levels of anxiety and/or neurodivergence are already pre-disposed to have a Bad Time. sometimes it is best to acknowledge that the situation will be triggering for some, and to prepare for that; rather than just saying "well that's stupid, it's just a test."

"loud scary sound time" isn't like, my favorite thing, but we can at least try to prevent some additional anxiety by preparing for it. maybe get yourself a cake? noise cancelling headphones? the new hozier album? whatever helps. love u, hope you're okay. we are gonna ride it out together.

#watching ppl go from being like ''support neurodivergent ppl~~!" #to being like ''if this is going to give u a panic attack ur fuckken stupid'' #like..... gets me #yeah man. i know im going to be triggered by it . in the old fashioned term. it is GOING to give me a panic attack. it's pretty much certai #and i shouldn't have to tell u about what i have survived for you to be okay with that. #you can just trust that i ALSO don't want me to react to it. i'm not gonna be having a FUN time. #dismissing that bc you think it's stupid.... like is the whole problem. #these sounds are workshopped by entire teams of people to get you to pay attention and move quickly. #they arent meant to be fun and exciting. #OBVIOUSLY it's gonna set ppl off. #but yeah there's something so fuckken demeaning about ppl being like. well that trigger isn't valid bc u haven't undergone X #dude i have ptsd bc i was abused as a child. like plain and simple. the fact im 30 and afraid of the dark tells you how bad it was. #i shouldn't have to ask u for permission to be mentally ill. #the reason it's a fucking disorder and not a fucking choice is that I DO NOT CONTROL IT. #like how is it any different from when ppl are like ''oh public speaking isn't that scary'' like FOR YOU #for YOU this isn't scary. now if i could fucking eat my own amygdala...

[retrogradedreaming]

“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search

#i saw something on Twitter the other day about how some people actually want ao3 to have an algorithm #like my dude the fact that it doesn’t is the POINT #leave me and my cursed fics alone #I’m happier this way #this is a joke btw

[southern--downpour]

gl!ranboo doodle sheet bc i am actually going insane

#generation loss #genloss #generation loss fanart #ranboo #ranboo fanart #haha get boxed idiot <- said while actively crying #virgil arts #this was drawn at like. 4-5 am while i watched my bf play a half life mod #dude this series has actually grabbed hold of my brain its so so good #also i was in fact looping puppet boy while drawing this #songs just good also started making me feel very sad about gl!ranboo and i think that was the point lmao

[itsamenickname]

Bowser: *adjusts his bowtie before holding out his hand* Let's rule the world, together. Forever. Will you marry me?

Luigi: *staring at Bowser with an annoyed expression as he's tied to a chair and also wearing Peach's dress and wig*

#bowser #bowser nintendo #bowser my beloved #luigi #luigi nintendo #luigi my beloved #bowuigi #bowser x luigi #super mario #super mario bros #super mario movie #super mario bros movie #the super mario bros movie #mario movie spoilers #super mario movie spoilers #not sure if it counts as spoilers but I'll put the spoiler tags anyway #so fun fact: when I first saw that scene where Bowser was practicing his marriage proposal I thought we were going to have a Bowuigi moment #like no joke my dudes #after Bowser asked the big question I genuinely thought that it was going to pan to Luigi tied up in a chair (with an unamused expression) #you can imagine my disappointment when it instead panned to Kamek wearing Peach's dress and wig #now don't get me wrong while I did enjoy seeing Kamek crossdressing #it just would've been so much funnier and really adorable if Bowser was practicing his proposal to Luigi #especially since Luigi was barely in the movie at all #but that's a conversation for another day #maybe #anyway enjoy the Bowuigi scene that could've been but Nintendo and Illumination were too afraid to do :)

[thewhizzyhead]

WAIT I WANNA BRING UP ANOTHER THING ABOUT HOW BULLYING IS ADDRESSED IN NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE. one thing I really liked about how Max is shown as a bully is his talk with Pete at the Pasqualli's parking lot. When Pete tries to stand up to Max, Max pushes him down and emphasizes that Pete isn't a loser because of his own qualities - rather, Pete is a loser because Max simply said so.

Of course we can attribute this to Max's god complex but I think that this point in particular is less than often really brought up in teen-centered media featuring bullying: that bullying exists not because of nerdy behavior or whatever the fuck, but because bullies will it into being. And to have a BULLY of all people say that out loud - to have the main villain point out the root of their behavior without showing any kind of shame whatsoever - showcases just how much of a menace Max is.

#like max is really fuckin self aware throughout the show #he knows he's the biggest prick alive and he revels in his jackassery #to the point of pointing out the core problem of bullying itself: people are bullied because people are bullies. simple as that #like its a good message to hammer down in the bullying problem of the show while also showing how far gone Max is with his delusion of power #so um yea #oki at this point it's kinda obvious that my favorite character in the show is max jagerman like writing wise #dude's portrayed as an irredeemable literal monster and the show doesnt shy away from the fact that the dude isnt getting any redemption arc #and yet there are nuances to him being overzealous with his power both in life and in the afterlife #SO YEA STARKID DID A GREAT JOB IN WRITING MAX LIKE DAMN #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #npmd spoilers

[avernusreject]

Like I didn't need more fuel to my durge/gortash trash heap of a ship. I've been recording bits of gameplay for screenshots and I got this.

GORTASH. I SEE THAT SOFT FUCKING SMILE.

#Embodiment of tyranny my ass #dude is smitten #the fact there is not the possibility of angsty content between durge and gortash is a crime #bg3 #the dark urge #baldur's gate 3 #enver gortash #gortash #gortash x durge #the dark urge x gortash #durge #bg3 spoilers

[punkitt-is-here]

Is it weird if I'm a cis guy but I want top surgery scars

It's natural to see the sexiest thing possible on a dude and feel desire

#my posts #asks #anon #fun fact i actually have stretch marks under my pecs i think? they really look like top surgery scars weirdly enough #which is funny cuz. im the exact opposite of a trans dude but it is a weird neat little thing

[okkalo]

thinking about rindou who rubs your back as you cry :( he keeps you in a hug, not caring if his shirt gets wet from your tears. he speaks in a mumble, saying things to get you out of your head and make you laugh. he’s never been good at reading you, so he’ll ask you what made you cry after pressing a kiss to your forehead and wiping your tears away for you. he’ll drag you to his bed if you both weren’t already there, bringing you down to cuddle with him as he continues mumbling random thoughts and rubbing your back.

#dude my english teacher got into my head with grammar and comma facts #so i’ve been super paranoid about my grammar now #i want to SCREAM #good luck seeing bigger works from me bc i can’t even text normal now #if schedule works correctly i should be asleep when this posts #IF #rindou x reader #rindou haitani #rindou haitani x reader #haitani rindou #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo rev #tokyo rev x reader #tokyo revengers drabbles #tokyo rev drabbles

[diathadevil]

Zagreus makes a horrifying realization.

#hades #hades game #hades 2 #zagreus #melinoe #hades fan art #fan art #hades meme #meme #doodle #i was supposed to make a wholesome zagreus melinoe comic but then got distracted at the horrifying realization zag would have #that of the fact his parents did the horizontal tango while he was out #so i needed to shitpost and make this #anyway good luck compiling that realization in the most hidden corner of your brain my dude

[coyoteclan]

I'm a little late to the party but man. What a cool cat huh

@fallenclan's Lee as a (not so quick) warm-up :)

#art #warrior cats #clangen #not coyoteclan #fallenclan #Lee #fanart #mans has been THROUGH IT he FINALLY got to rest #still thinking about the whole 'Lee is death' discussion. it's cool but also what if he's the balance between life and death #I mean the dude tried dying so many times LMAO #ik him being reincarnated is a schrödinger's cat situation but if you combine it with the death discussion and the fact that he died- #-in a fire.... he's like the perfect allegory for a phoenix #I havent gotten a proper night's sleep in like 2 weeks so this is the kind of ramblings you're all getting #anyways bye bye time to go work on my moons that I have been avoiding LMAO

[billi-mausi]

Okay so I was reading a fic and Remus's mum is giving Remus the 'talk' okay and after she explains the process our moony just goes,

Remus: But why would I do that with a Girl?!!

(had to close the phone to laugh for 3 minutes straight)

#my dudes #like you coudnt have been gayer #also the fact his next thought was #sirius. #i live my lil gay baby #remus lupin #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #wolfstar #marauders fandom #gay Remus Lupin

[repmet]

ldnactr: Totally getting fired for this, but it's so worth it. Check it out! @theagcd @princehenryuk #Disaster #Royal #Wedding #PrinceHenry #ACD

#red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry hanover stuart fox #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #rwrb movie #rwrbedit #henry shoving alex's face into the floor my beloved #also the fact the instagram post tags them #love it #sorry you got sued to high hell for violating that NDA you definitely signed dude #sorry to the person with the actual theagcd url #i legit spent so long trying to figure out how to untag you but keep the @ sign #but alas

[swedenis-h]

Fuck you *crunches Luke Skywalker with a crunchy brush*

#been trying to like drawing again! #my sister said I should post these so! #I love my crunchy brush I should use it more often #i usually only use it for X men it seems 💀 #fun fact all these references are from my camera roll #I have so many pictures of this dude it’s a lil crazy #anyways #art #fanart #digital art #fan art #star wars #star wars fanart #my art #luke sykwalker #luke skywalker fanart #sw

[writernothingness]

“How many times have you watched top gun?” Yes. Correct.

#top gun #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #bradley rooster bradshaw #ron slider kerner #jake hangman seresin #nick goose bradshaw #natasha phoenix trace #robert bob floyd #mickey fanboy garcia #the dagger squad #val kilmer #my beloved <3 #seriously #so many times #I know every scene by heart and hundreds of facts #dude #i love these guys

[nightynite]

being a did system is fine, until the gayest dude in the world takes over your life for 11 years and fixes things for you. except, he jacks your style and now you're a bit of a cowboy? it's a bit of a hassle

#my art #fanart #postal #postal game #postal 3 #postal 3 dude #postal dude #did dude #postal did dude #not tagging the other two despite the fact theyre there #listened to crazy beautiful life by kesha while making this #also sorry for floppy gun. i got lazy

[cappycodeart]

Fiiiiiiiine alright I'll stop holding hostage my piles and piles of simon doodles aughgh...

#adventure time #atimers #ice king #simon petrikov #fan art #digital art #flat color #2023 #this is my way of bracing myself to watch him go through The Horrors™️ again #I'm scared :') he’s so important to me #becomes exclusively a simon+ice king fan artist until F&C drops /j #ignore the fact I switch between both glasses colors I like both #how can a dude be so silly and so sad at the same time y’all