#fae jaskier

[thedemonofcat]

Lettenhove doesn’t exist. As far as Geralt can tell, the place where Jaskier is said to come from doesn’t exist.

It’s not on any map, and as far as visiting there, Geralt has never been there, nor has anyone else.

Yet Jaskier still claims he’s from Lettenhove. It is obvious by the way he dresses and acts that Jaskier comes from nobility, so it’s not like he’s hiding that. Geralt can’t help but wonder why Jaskier would make up where he’s from.

Lettenhove does exist, but not in the world that Gerat currently lives in. Lettenhove is the kingdom of the Fae, and Jaskier isn’t just from there; he’s the Prince.

Jaskier, born Prince Julian Alfred Pankratz of Lettenhove, is heir to the throne and once one day set to rule all the fae. Only Jaskier didn’t want to take the responsibility of being a Prince, so he ran away, disguising himself as a human Bard.

Meanwhile, as Geralt gets closer to discovering the truth about Lettenhove, A guard of the royal family comes closer to finding the missing Prince

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[bardcore-jaskier]

♡My immortal Jaskier headcanons♡

So here are my headcanons, because I refuse to believe that our ball of sunshine has an expiration date...

So, I know Lauren said that Jaskier not aging in the show was just a filming mistake, something they simply forgot to do and on a completely logical level I am fully aware that in canon Jaskier is completely human, 100%. And I also know that they're not gonna change it, no matter how much some of us may wish they did (Although why not? They already strayed so far from the books and made so many changes, might as well go the extra mile)

Realistic-ish headcanons:

- Jaskier is part elf, perhaps quarter elf like Yennefer, it is an entirely justifiable headcanon, theoretically, Jaskier's human father could have married a half elf commoner woman (who may or may not have had the pointy tips on her ears cut off with a knife to avoid human prejudice)

- Jaskier has a fae ancestor, somewhere many many generations back in his ancestry, so his entire family is suspiciously long lived but nobody cares because Lettenhove isn't politically important and therefore doesn't catch the attention of the prejudiced Nobles farther up the royal court chain.

- Jaskier unintentionally drinks the same elixir mages/sorcerers drink to prolong their life. I read that chaos wielders don't have naturally long lifespans, they semi-regularly drink an elixir with mandrake roots in it to slow the aging process. According to Witcher Wiki, you can only buy mandrake root in Lindenvale and my headcanon is that Jaskier experiments with many different tea blends to see which one is more effective for soothing his throat after singing. So at the age of 29-30, he wanders into Lindenvale and buys some dried mandrake to make a tea, after one sip he felt more rejuvenated than ever and since that day, mandrake root tea has become his number one go-to, he drinks it as often as he can.

More fanfic centric, less canon possible headcanons:

- Jaskier is a Dryad. (Yayyy trans Jaskier headcanon) Since Lettenhove is so tiny, it isn't even on the Witcher continent map, but a simple Google search says that it is Located somewhere in Kerack. Kerack borders with Brokilon, so it's kind of a nifty little loophole for fanfic writers to use and place Lettenhove somewhere near the forests where Dryads live.

And while most Dryads treat any man that enters their realm as a mere sperm donor, Witcher Wiki does also mention that some Dryads can form emotional relationships and fall in love with humans and/or elves, but in the end, all Dryad born offspring is AFAB. So imagine this, Jaskier's father falls in love with a Dryad, she falls in love with him, they have Jaskier, Jaskier notices early on that he feels like a boy and his rich Viscount father hires a mage to help Jaskier transition early.

- Jaskier is a higher vampire, higher vampires are a HIGHLY secretive society, even in canon, part of the reason why even Witchers have so little information about them is because they prefer to hide in plain sight and are ridiculously good at it. Jaskier doesn't age, has no self-preservation instincts, doesn't buy a horse and yet still keeps up with Geralt on foot for 20 years. Jaskier's personality isn't fake, he doesn't act like someone else, it's all him, but his clumsiness is a little bit of an act, he also purposefully avoids physical fights, it comes across as fear of getting hurt but in reality it's because he's afraid of appearing too strong and exposing himself. Lettenhove doesn't appear on maps, because it doesn't exist legally, it's just a castle hidden in the woods, a safe place for higher vampires, kinda like Kaer Morhen is for Witchers, Jaskier's parents just happen to be the ones who run it.

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[parkranger-monster-fucker]

Please someone help me find a fic

Jaskier is fae I'm p sure and goes to kaer morhen with Geralt.

Geralt and Eskel ask him to help make gifts for each other, and Jaskier's dying inside bc he loves them and wants them to be happy.

Jaskier goes and makes them a picnic but goes into heat and gets found by a rotfiend I'm p sure, and Lambert tells them to get their heads out of their asses

#geraskier fic finder #fic finder #geraskier #geraskel #jeskel #jaskel #geskel #gereskel #a/b/o fic #fae jaskier

[flootzavut]

You know how sometimes you start looking for a specific thing and then in the end you are looking because you know it exists and you can't fucking find it? Help!

Someone drew a fae!Jaskier wearing this:

There were two versions, one with clothes under it, the other just arse out look at my booty. Done in a pretty realistic style, not like photorealistic but like a really well done colour drawing, wanna say pencil & colours or maybe watercolour?? (I mean it might be digital but just like the style of it!)

I'm like 99.9999999% sure I haven't just made this up in my head but I cannot find it. Someone out there must know the art... surely... please?

#jaskier #the witcher #joey batey #fae jaskier #fan art

[arcaneviolence]

YOU DO NOT SAVE CRUMBS FOR JASKIER?

YOU FORGET ABOUT JASKIERS ENJOYMENT OF APPLE TARTS LIKE IT IS UNIMPORTANT???

CURSES FOR THE WITCHER!!!

CURSES FOR THE WITCHER FOR 10000000 YEARS!!!!!1

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i might colour these if im feeling like it, but for now have various fae/fairy jasks

#the witcher #Jaskier #fae!jaskier #fae jaskier #nonhuman jaskier #nonhuman!jaskier #geralt #geralt of rivia #geraskier #fairy jaskier #I like tinkerbell can you tell by the whole two posts ive made about it #both witcher themed if youd believe it #art #witcher fanart

[lana-1526]

ok but like taking liberties in fae(ry) mytholology. I really like the idea where jaskier is a fae because let’s be honest, boi doesn’t age normally. I’ve read a fic where he is essentially like the personification of spring and his powers are strongest when in spring and yes pls that is so good??? i’ve also seen fanart of @spielzeugkaiser‘s fae!jaskier where jaskier has sisters. now combine those two and like have jaskier’s siblings be the fae representing the other seasons. I like to think that they hold like a little meeting once every year and they discuss how the year’s seasons will go and that they trade off the season with either singing or just be like “eyyo yer turn lmao”. if it is singing i would think that the more intense a song is (like horror and the wild) the harsher the season is, especially if it’s winter. I have no idea if this makes any sense but this has been living in my mind rent free for weeks now and i haven’t written anything besides school work for years now but i just wanted it out there so here we go askdghjdf

Edit:

not me expanding this even more Part 2, Part 3

#fae jaskier #the witcher #non-human jaskier #fae!jaskier #potential geraskier just cuz #witcher #witcher netflix

[weirdfishy]

FAE JASKIER ASKING GERALT HOW HE’LL KILL HIM IS SO FUCKING DEVASTATING THIS FEELS LIKE A MERTHUR MERLIN MAGIC REVEAL SCENE IM SHAKING CRYING SCREAMING SOBBING

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO READ RUFFLED BY @penandinkprincess IVE BEEN IN EMOTIONAL TURMOIL FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS

#the witcher #geraskier #fae jaskier #fanfic #fanfic rec #winged jaskier #tw all caps #all caps #i’m getting through it but it’s so mf hard i’m dying here i want him to be happy so badly

[blessed-are-the-stupid]

was anyone going to tell me Joey Batey is an accomplished musician and in The Amazing Devil or did I have to read that in the fae!jaskier blog tags myself. The music he made literally fits my Witcher AUs. Spectacular.

#the witcher #joey batey #fae jaskier #fae!jaskier

[rauchendesgnu]

Okay, so this is the beginning of a little comic? Bare with me, I have no idea what I’m doing. I’m also fighting perfectionism, so let’s see how long I can keep it sketchy…

#jaskier #geraskier #the witcher #fanart #julian alfred pankratz #geralt x jaskier #jaskier fanart #geralt #fae jaskier #fan comic #witcher comic #my art #magical forest #fae ring

[thedemonofcat]

Certain rules bind all Fae, including Changelings. As Geralt embarks on a journey with Jaskier, he swiftly discerns Jaskier's changeling nature, even if the bard remains oblivious. Fae, though seldom seen, wield considerable danger. Geralt, curious about Fae rules, begins experimenting with them on Jaskier.

As Geralt and Jaskier's bond deepens, Geralt explores actions that are believed to bring joy to the Fae.

#the witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #the witcher #joey batey #jaskier the witcher #henry cavill #the witcher jaskier #geralt x jaskier #fic ideas #geraskier #fae jaskier #changeling jaskier #jaskier #gerskier #cirilla fiona elen riannon #freya allan #headcanon #yennefer of vengerberg #anya cholatra #the witcher season 3 #anya chalotra #the witcher season three #witcher yennefer

[ficsforfundota]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jaskier | Dandelion/Lambert Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Lambert (The Witcher) Additional Tags: Fae Jaskier, Fae Name Deals but not really, Save a Witcher Bingo, Soft Witchers (The Witcher), In love Witcher, Fae & Fairies, Monster Lover, Faes are Monsters IDK, Monster Lover March, Monster Fucker March, jaskier and lambert, fairy wings, Walking Amongst Humans, bard jaskier, Witchers Bathing, Bathtubs, Worries, teen for bathing, Kissing, Is Lambert Brain Washed?, idk - Freeform, Fae Magic, Fae Love, Bard Jaskier still even though hes Fae, Scared Jaskier | Dandelion, Nervousness, Confessions Series: Part 3 of Witcher Bingo, Part 1 of MonsterMarch Summary:

Jaskier is a Fae, and he never planned to give any human his name, until he met Lambert.

A Witcher.

So he finally gives Lambert his name, but he feels terrible for how long it took and wonders if he may lose his life or lose his lover.

Save a Witcher Bingo Slot Magic + Day one of Monster Lover/F*cker Bingo Rated Teen for a nakey bathtub Witcher and Fae time but nothing more @save-a-witcher-bingo

#save a witcher bingo #Fae Jaskier #Jaskier x Lambert #Lambert #Fae #Monster March

[bardcore-jaskier]

♡ My thoughts on Veskier + headcanons ♡

- One of the rarest rare pairs in the Witcher fandom for sure! And guess what? I LOVE IT!!!

- They chose the perfect actor to play Vesemir in season 2! Kim Bodnia is a charismatic Danish actor with a charming accent, his performance was AMAZING!

- As of season 2, I personally am a bit cross with most characters in the series for the way they treated Jaskier. Geralt used Jaskier for his loyalty and his apology was shit, so Geraskier prompts/ideas don't come to me as quickly as they used to.

- Lauren went and killed off Eskel, so to cook up some Jaskel content it would have to be an AU where he doesn't die and would require a LOT of creativity not only to make it possible for him to be alive, but also mix and match his personality from video clips of his game counterpart on YouTube, since Eskel didn't get enough screen time on Netflix to show the entirety of his character.

- Lambert was an absolute dick to Jaskier, so Lambskier is rocky too, Lambskier's only saving grace is that Lambert and Jaskier didn't have a lot of scenes together, leaving a lot of room for thinking up ways in which those two could bond.

- WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY CURRENT FAVORITE JASKIER SHIPS: Yennskier (I already made a post about) and of course Veskier!

- Veskier, being a ship of a younger pretty man and an older witcher warrior, has mostly gotten attention from the extremely kinky side of the fandom. Daddy kink, BDSM, dom/sub, breeding kink and other kinks galore. Even more often, this ship is mixed with others in a M/M/M/M/M setting, you know, I know you know, we all have seen the witchersexual!Jaskier tag on AO3. And while I do enjoy a little well written smut from time to time, most of the Veskier fanfics out there do not quite suit my taste.

- Vesemir and our beloved, adorable, brilliant walking sunshine trouble maker of a bard, did not interact in season 2 at all, I doubt that they will ever, with both being side characters. HOWEVER, that makes this pairing FREE REAL ESTATE! Who is to say what is likely and what is not? Who is to say they won't work? Who is to say that they couldn't have gotten together at some point off screen?

- It makes me a little sad that people don't realize just how much potential there is with Veskier! Much like Yennskier, the theoretical romantic relationship between these two, at least going off of Netflix canon alone, would be surprisingly healthy and wholesome.

- Every time I imagine them together, I headcanon Jaskier as not entirely human. Either part-fae or of elder blood.

- Veskier is a perfect ship for emotional healing, for fluff, for the kinky side, for the crack, for happiness!

- FLUFF × CRACK × SMUT × HURT/COMFORT

Let me set the scene

- After Voleth Mier, Jaskier realizes that he somehow ended up in a situation where he lost his precious lute, became a wanted man in Oxenfurt (a city he considered his home), got tortured for information about his ex-bff, then said ex-bff came to bail him out of jail because he needed him, not for the sake of making amends, essentially using Jaskier to find Yennefer and then sending him off with Ciri as a glorified nanny. And here he is, at the top of another mountain, in Kaer Morhen, where Geralt is too busy with Ciri to talk while the other witchers are rude to him. He is penniless, injured, has nothing but the bloodied clothes on his back and is suffering from nightmares about Rience.

- Vesemir is a tired old man who has witnessed too much bloodshed in his lifetime. His body may be enhanced and therefore he doesn't feel the physical effects of aging (if at all) as much as he does the mental. All witchers were human at some point, he can actually feel the psychological toll of living much longer than humans are designed to. Still, he has to be strong as the master of the keep, to set an example and to be a dependable source of wisdom and guidance for his pups. He will never admit it out loud, but the things he has to deal with after Voleth Mier overwhelm him. There's Geralt's whole elder blood child surprise thing, constant repairs of a crumbling fortress, honoring and mourning the fallen witchers, processing the fact that new mutated mosters are appearing and they don't have the mutagens to create more of their kind to protect the continent and survive. There is nothing he can do about it except deal with the anxiety of knowing these stone cold facts.

- In this whole mess, two broken souls might just be what the other needs. Where Vesemir could do with a break, with a little joy, Jaskier is more than enough to help with that. And where Jaskier could do with being taken care of after everything he's been through, after everything he lost, Vesemir is a perfect candidate for that job. Their relationship would be yin and yang, balance and harmony personified.

- Honestly, please tell me that you see it too! They have a lot in common, Jaskier is a professor, mastered the seven liberal arts, grammar, logic, rhetoric, arithmetic, geometry, music, astronomy and according to canon, he passed every exam with flying colors!

- Vesemir is wise, he has lived for centuries, he has witnessed history, he was trained as an alchemist, has extensive knowledge about many things. He is a bottomless pit of knowledge.

- They could talk for hours together and never run out of topics to discuss.

- And the sex? OH BROTHER! Jaskier fucked his way across the continent countless times, while Vesemir is so ancient there is no way that he hadn't bedded a considerable amount of people. Yeah, the sex would be mind blowing I should think.

- Jaskier is a hopeless romantic and Vesemir is a traditional gentleman (when he is wooing the damsels, according to game!canon Lambert.) They would probably be very fluffy and affectionate with eachother. Verbose compliments, music, cuddling, kissing.

- LMAO, imagine everyone else's reaction!!!

- Geralt would be mortified seeing his friend making out with his father figure on the kitchen table 🤣🤣🤣

- The other witchers would probably feel uneasy, shocked at first too, until they get used to it. HAHA ONCE THEY DO LAMBERT IS GONNA FUCKING MILK IT

"Morning papa Vesemir, papa Jaskier"

- KAER MORONS!!!

- Also, the theoretical adventures a witty traveling part fae bard and a silverfox witcher could have, make me beyond giddy!

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[lyricalvillain]

WIP Ask Game

Rules are as follows: post the barebones plot of your wips in a new post and let people send you an ask with the title that intrigues them the most, then post a snippet/tell them something about it! Then, tag as many people as you have wips.

Aside from working on finishing up my unfinished fics, I have a few new ones sitting around waiting for me to finish the current ones.

Bearing Witness

Mandalorian Adoption Fic

No pairing planned yet. Just family drama.

Arla Fett was sold into slavery after death Watch killed her family in front of her. By some twist of fate she ends up in the deep sea mines of Bandomeer when Bitty baby Obi-Wan is kidnapped and thrown into the holding pens. Arla is a reluctant parent, Obi-Wan a tiny little bean burdened by visions, and throw in a Jedi Knight Feemor who will stop at nothing to find the initiate that his Padawan brother kidnapped and set things right. (No jedi culture bashed here, just so many misunderstandings)

Moorchild

A Witcher Labyrinth fic

Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier

Geralt says wish instead of blessing on the mountain. As a result the fae come and carry Jaskier away. Geralt has to find his way to the castle, through dangers untold to reclaim his bard, and maybe come to terms with some feelings along the way.

Don’t Call Him a Manwhore

Another small fic for the Don’t Call MCU series

Peter Parker was very happy not knowing anything about his friend’s sex lives. So happy. The happiest. Too bad a lot of Daredevil’s Bedroom Buddies have information on a particularly slippery Mob Boss.

@taki118 @quillfulwriter

#Fanfiction #Fanfiction wips #wip ask game #Star Wars fanfiction #mandalorian adoption #arla fett #Obi-Wan Kenobi #feemor #witcher fanfiction #geraskier #fae jaskier #jaskier #labyrinth #marvel fanfiction #Team Red #Deadpool #Wade Wilson #Daredevil #matthew murdock #Spider-Man #Peter Parker #my writing #my fanfiction #my wips

[elviehun]

now that '23 has finally kicked the bucket, we can talk about the really important thing:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY!

#LOVE YOU KING OF THE FAE REALM #joey batey #the amazing devil #never change #happy birthday joey batey #jaskier #the witcher

[lana-1526]

Songs for my witcher fae au

This probably won’t make sense until you read this part but tldr jaskier is a fae and there’s a lot of singing.

Spring:

So like basically if the spring is going to be somewhat miserable (still cold, not much plant growth in general or things like that) then maybe It Happened Quiet by Aurora would be a perfect fit. Very haunting, most especially with this specific version of the song.  

And of course an The Amazing Devil song is going to end up in a Witcher post so Secret Worlds as an exchanging song with spring seems kind of fitting 

also a cute one where Jaskier is singing/doing his job with Soldier Poet king while traveling with Geralt is on repeat in my brain and it won’t stop. 

Summer:

Ok I did say previously that Jaskier’s sister is lowkey a little shit. And I can’t remember if fanon or canon but I think that monsters are very rampant in the summer, so the main song could be more feral. So in essence, Only Us by Miracle of Sound seems good for me.

Another like happy song is New River by The Oh Hellos or Teir Abhaile Riu by the Celtic woman

OH OH OH but tir na nog to mess with witchers specifically cuz the lyrics bear the mark of my elven kiss would absolutely confuse so many people and ahem very oblivious witchers geralt

Fall: 

So i’ve kinda decided this sibling is gender neutral cuz i can’t decide on any but i’m not gender neutral myself but anyway song time

Luna by Iniko with the addition of the extra verses pls

no i will not explain why its just so pretty

also this absolutely because the eng version is reverberation of reality just screams autumn to me: Virkelighetens Etterklang by Kalandra

Winter:

inhale mmmmmmm all i can think is cold mama like dang

Running with the Wolves by Aurora for a serene winter then turning into the wolfwalkers version once Jaskier’s side of the family gets close with the wolves of Kaer Morhen

blizzard would ovs be That Unwanted Animal by the Amazing Devil

Nature boy - Acoustic by Aurora is a good starting of winter song or a transition between fall to winter 

Au Parts: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

That’s all I got so far but oh if anyone sees this pls pls pls comment more songs i so badly need new songs in my playlist lmao

#fae jaskier #non-human jaskier #jaskier #the witcher #witcher netflix #singing #god i love haunting voices #is this considered brainrotting??? #julian alfred pankratz #am i exposing myself #geraskier #i did this while making my school lecture a background noise #weidzim #geralt of rivia #geralt #witcher geralt

[spielzeugkaiser]

First repaint of 'La Belle Dame Sans Merci' is (kinda) finished! I'm still searching for my gouache paints for some highlights, but otherwise... I really prefer those classical repaints with watercolors.

original painting under the cut:

This was painted by Marc Fishman, which I only realized now, is not a classical painter, but a comic / bookcover artist (he seems to have illustrasted something for Game of Thrones too! I didn't find him on social media (at least not in a way that I thought was really him), but I did find some interviews with him here and here.

#the witcher #geraskier #traditional art #watercolour illustration #artists on tumblr #fae!jaskier #jaskier #geralt of rivia #I changed the color palette because I don't enjoy oranges that much #I would have not picked that art if I had known it was so recent #I got that one in my askbox and went 'n i c e'