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punkinroll ยท 4 months ago
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๐Ÿงš๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŒฟcakes i saw on facebook today. ๐Ÿ„ wish i knew who made them! ๐Ÿชตโœจ
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laurasimonsdaughter ยท a year ago
Six years working with child protective services should have taught him to keep a straight face even when confronted with the weirdest situations, but the social worker has to admit that heโ€™s struggling right now. He looks down at his papers for a moment and then back up at his visitors.
No, the pointed ears are still there. So are the just slightly sharper teeth in their hopeful smiles. In fact, they look exactly the way they do in the stories. Right down to the emerald green eyes.
โ€œExcuse me,โ€ he says, nervously clearing his throat. โ€œCould you go over that for me one more time?โ€
โ€œCertainly! We would like to apply to be foster parents.โ€
โ€œRight...โ€ The social worker looks anxiously from one of the couple to the other. โ€œBut...but you're fae.โ€ He really doesn't know a way to be delicate about this fact.
โ€œOh you noticed!โ€ the one on the right says. (The couple introduced themselves as Mr. and Mrs. Peters, but he doesn't remember who was who and as far as he is concerned their appearance gives him no clue whatsoever.)
โ€œWell, yes,โ€ he says uncomfortably. โ€œAnd this being the case, I did wonder...โ€
The Mx. Peters (surely that can't be their real name) on the left nods understandingly. โ€œOf course, it's quite alright, we do understand. But you see, the whole changeling thing doesn't really appeal to us at all.โ€
โ€œTaking care of a human child sounds wonderful!โ€ their partner smiles brightly. โ€œAnd we have plenty of room to love one or two more! But we simply refuse to give ours away, and that is regrettably a big part of the changeling business.โ€
โ€œYour children?โ€ the social worker blinks.
โ€œYes,โ€ the parents beam proudly. โ€œTwo of them,โ€ one of them adds. โ€œA wee one of barely four summers and our eldest, who is nearly eight.โ€
The other smiles enthusiastically. โ€œIt is preferred for foster parents, is it not, to already have children of one's own?โ€
The social worker pulls himself together. โ€œYes,โ€ he says. โ€œYes it is.โ€ Parents are parents, aren't they? And if he forgets about the teeth, and the ears, and the intangible feeling that his carpet might start sprouting daisies, these two are giving off practically nothing but parent vibes.
โ€œSo you'll consider us for the programme?โ€
He nods. โ€œYes, certainly, I will. Justโ€”โ€ He clears his throat. โ€œWe will need to visit your home fist, to verify your circumstances.โ€
โ€œOf course!โ€ the parent on the left agrees.
โ€œThat should be quite alright as longs as we remember not to offer refreshments,โ€ their partner nods.
The social worker nods along and silently scribbles a discrete little note on their file. He is going to have to have a talk with his supervisor about this. And another thingโ€”
โ€œI will need your full legal names for the forms,โ€ he says, looking up.
The two fae meet his eyes with silent stares.
He swallows. โ€œ...a legal name for the forms?โ€
The radiant smiles return.
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0bfvscate ยท a year ago
A peasant in 1400 trying to keep their kids from wandering through the woods alone: Every single blade of grass is intelligent, aware, and thirsty for human blood.
An eighteenth century author, scribbling down everyone's grandma's death grass story: Ok there's a lot of overlap so I'm going to compress all the death grass stories into one creature and uhhhhh give the story a moral
A nineteenth century fiction author: There's a tiny flying grass baby who loves you and kisses your knees when you skin them.
21st century fiction authors: The BLOODMAN is an ancient evil that has gone unchecked for CENTURIES. He comes from the forest. He returns to the forest. Forget everything you know about tiny flying grass babies; BLOODMAN is coming
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eyeheartfarms ยท a year ago
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Faeryโ€™s hoard
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forestcwhore ยท 6 months ago
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๐’Š๐’ ๐’‚ ๐’‡๐’‚๐’“ ๐’‚๐’˜๐’‚๐’š ๐’๐’‚๐’๐’…, ๐’๐’Š๐’—๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐’Š๐’ ๐’‚๐’ ๐’๐’๐’… ๐’„๐’‚๐’”๐’•๐’๐’† ๐Ÿฐ
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faeriemagicka ยท a year ago
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why am i not pickin' strawberries in my lil' garden, next to my tiny yellow cottage in an eerie forest. i want the early morning sunlight pouring through the tree leaves and hear the birds chirping.
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ex0skeletal-undead ยท 9 months ago
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Fairy Designs by Woodenpencilbox
This artist on Instagram // RedBubble
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