https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6HrEje5Clt3DVXrlZ9q3Lv?si=AZrd66rLRh-3x1U55erU1A it’s the final Piece of the FAHC playlist! The Crew as a Collective!
no thots just fahcs
listen I love the dynamic fredo has w everyone and I love the fact the the fahc version of everyone is so Extra
Jack: Oh what’s going on now?
Geoff: It sounds like they’re torturing Matt again. So glad I hired him.
Trevor: I’m glad you hired him too. He brings…. so much to the team.
Michael: *taking out water gun*
Fiona: And they didn’t invite me??
Lindsay: *pulling out a similar water gun to Michael’s, or bigger and filled with hot sauce* Nonono you guys are NOT doing it right.
Gavin: *pulling up in a fire truck* HONK HONK BITCHES!
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0YzK7Xr0bCpMYjq9IIXGb3?si=32Sxex0KQpyQuhfQSzSWzg It’s the Last of the Dusk Bois! Alfredo-Chan!
ooohhh hohoho WAIT is this… alfredo using modeling as his cover while in the crew already?? i mean… that’s a logical leap. another form of revenue, getting in deeper into the cover. can’t be robbing banks every weekend just to supplement ur income. it’s what jeremy asks when he finds out that fredo’s making an onlyfans, “so you’re a model moonlighting as a criminal?” and alfredo smiles that blinding smile of his, “gotta get the bag, baby!”
it takes him… a week? two? of resisting temptation. he finally caves when gavin asks alfredo how the OF is going and alfredo suggests everyone in the crew get one because it’s fun, he says. and then jeremy does get one. but he signs up as an alias one night while drunk, on impulse, just so he can see it. see him. and by god, it’s better than he ever dreamed.
it’s a bad move because now he can’t keep his eyes off alfredo. he couldn’t before but he sure as hell can’t now, knowing everything he’s seen… and he wonders if he should tell him. if he should confess, if alfredo would think it was an invasion of privacy—
(of course, alfredo would love to know that he saw. that he loved it. but that’s later, when the secret comes out and jeremy learns that all his worries were for naught)
Rating: T (language and mild violence)
Summary: Alfredo takes his role as part of the neighborhood watch very seriously. Maybe a little too seriously… (Inspired by the Scotland Yard Let’s Roll)
Everyone tells Alfredo that he takes his position on the neighborhood watch way too seriously.
“You don’t need to drop everything at ten pm because some kid comes knocking asking if you’ve seen their cat,” the man next door grouses, bleary eyed and dressed in his bath robe. But Alfredo already has a flashlight and tin of tuna. The poor girl’s tears has subsided now that she’s found someone to help her.
“He’s not your child, why are you even bothering? If he’s really missing, just let the police take care of it,” the lady across the street says, exhaling cigarette smoke in his face. He bites his tongue and doesn’t tell her that the kid has been known to run away on occasion. He doesn’t tell her about how the parents are going through a messy divorce and the poor guy is caught in the middle. The lady scoffs at him for not responding, but she turns away and heads back inside, and he continues patrolling the block. It takes him a few hours, but he finds the little man and treats him to some Dairy Queen before bringing him home and reminding him he’s loved, cared for, and if he ever needs anything, just call.
Alfredo Diaz cares about his neighborhood because after getting out of the military, it’s all he has.
FAHC by DarthSnuggles
Okay, listen. I’ve been sitting on this one for days because I realized I don’t yet have enough songs for Lindsay and Fiona, and that made me sad. But I don’t have many individual-specific songs on here anyway; a few for Geoff, one for Ryan, one for Gavin, a couple of Team Lads tracks…etc. (My version of the AU also still includes Ray, because Ray is cool.)
This is not a shippy playlist, because I feel weird and uncomfortable about shipping real people with anyone other than their actual spouses. However, it’s not really a real-life AH playlist, either. It’s specifically dedicated to the GTA AU that fandom has created based on the heists and the generally-accepted characterization/roles of AH’s GTA avatars that AH has kinda-sorta endorsed (or at least accepted) in posters and merch.
This playlist assumes the coolest possible version of the Fake AH Crew, basically.
The thought of alfredo being so sharp with a rifle but immediately runs away from a roach is literally a interesting thought.
You have a man, who’s super focused and zoned in, getting a clean shot without fail each time… Fear a tiny bug such as a roach…
Sexuality Headcanon: Bi, preference for guys
Gender Headcanon: Boye
A ship I have with said character: Honestly I’ll ship him with Most People
A BROTP I have with said character: Dusk…………
A NOTP I have with said character: Weirdly not a fan of Gav/Trev
A random headcanon: Trevor enjoys being in the management position because paperwork and such is actually very satisfying for him. It gives him a feeling of control and organization that he’s never really been able to have
General Opinion over said character: Hes my fave what can I say bro look at my url-
Sexuality Headcanon: Yes
Gender Headcanon: Usually goes with he/him pronouns for simplicity bc it’s how he presents but literally he Could Not care less
A ship I have with said character: Alfreyco is Extremely Good
A BROTP I have with said character: D USK…………………
A NOTP I have with said character: Not a ton I can think of?? I guess again I can’t really see him with Gav either
A random headcanon: Perfectionism and neatness was really ingrained into him both from his background and his early training, and it developed into OCD by the time he reached adulthood. It’s not super severe so he can manage well enough without ‘proper’ treatment (therapy and other things that would be difficult for a criminal to figure out), but it still makes things hard for him sometimes
General Opinion over said character: Baby boy. baby
Fuck I forget who it was that was trying to find a cosplay jacket for FAHC Alfredo?
I UH think I found it on Wish, yall. Some small fixes and it’s pretty fucking close…
(im doing better now, i had a sandwich and im gonna go do a little bit of history work to get myself back on track so! thank u!!! 🥺🥺)
this is so Cute i just- he just wiggles his way into hugs after heists or w/e and nobody questions it anymore bc they’re so used to him just sitting/lying next to them and cuddling in that it’s second nature !!!
Not sure if you want this together or separate!
FAHC Gavin and Alfredo are the pranksters of the group. They have an ongoing prank war with Ryan, which has been going on for years.