Randomly, what do you think a junk drawer would look like in the FAHC AU?
Usual assortment of those twist ties/plastic-thingies that come on a loaf of bread or whatever. Loose batteries - who the hell uses a 9 volt these days anyway? - and so on. Bottle caps, the tabs off a beer/coke can. (A ton of those these days between Ryan and Geoff.)
Rubber bands and ticketsand tokens from the amusement park or arcade. Those pencils from the mini-golf place, as well as actual golf place and bowling nights. Chips from the casino, etc.
Random pens and pencils and parts of them. (Erasers, pen caps, etc.)
Key or keycard from a hotel/motel they forgot to return and now it’d just be awkward as they went there after a heist gone wrong and bled over everything and anyway, anyway, it’d be awkward?(Also, or, the place got burned down because shenanigans in which someone was trying to kill them and sure, it wasn’t their fault but awkward plus who would they even give it to now???)
But also, okay, also?
Pins from grenades because it’d be littering if they tossed it on the ground during a heist or whatever. (And, sure, they’re criminals? But they’re not animals, you know?)
Tuck the used pin-tab thingies in their pocket and forget about it till they get back to the penthouse rooting around for something in the kitchen and the junk drawer is right there?
Same goes for spent shell casing when there’s some snipering that took place - stupid to leave evidence like that behind even with the morons in the LSPD and FIB - and into the drawer they go.
A knife or two, because Ryan and cleaning his weapons on Geoff’s nice clean kitchen table or out on the living room coffee table like the absolute monster he is. But then Gavin or one of the others does/says something to make Ryan get caught up in some ridiculous chase or some such and he leaves them behind and it’s not safe/sanitary leaving them out, so junk drawer?
Maybe an actual grenade - Ryan claims it’s a “discombobulator” whatever the hell that means and isn’t actuall dangerous?
But you can bet Geoff does some Yelling every time (every time!!1!) he finds one stuffed in there.
(One, it’s a grenade no matter what Ryan says about it, and two? It makes it hard to shut the drawer, so double badness.)
Ammo magazines and the like. Partially used containers of Ryan’s face paint that end u there for whatever reason? Jewelry or whatever one of them grabs during a heist/robbery and don’t want/can’t fence for any worhtwhile amount of money/foreget about.
Money from various countries jsut because? (Business trips or vacations or what have you and it was still in their pocket and can’t be bothered to exchange it for US monies.)
Fake badges/IDs/mustaches/beards from disguises used in heists that weren’t put away properly and just migrate to the drunk drawer after a while.
All this random shit you’d find in a ~normal junk drawer sitting there next to ridiculous bits of the crew’s lives and Geoff looking into it one day like how the hell did this even happen?
Because dangerous weaponry/incriminating evidence? But also all these idiots in his life now
leaving their shit all over his home who make life interesting/maddening as hell.
Like, what even, you know?