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shadeofazmeinya · 9 months
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HELLO?!?! PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THIS MR AND MRS SMITH ALFREYCO IDEA OF YOURS???
It’s a very loose idea based of the premise of mr and mrs smith. But basically alfredo and trevor are boyfriends, each pretending to have normal lives. But in reality, both are working for rival crews in los santos, heisting and killing as they work their criminal lives. Alfredo is a master sniper, working both as cover for heisting and hitman depending on the pay. Trevor works mainly as a thief, though is decent with close combat weapons like knives. He works with a growing crew (aka the Fake AH crew), taking bigger and bigger heists across the city.
Eventually the two discover their hidden lives when Trevor’s crew is a heist that Alfredo is hired to “interrupt” from the rival crew. Alfredo was firing from his rifle, not recognizing any of the crew with their masks (I also imagine Alfredo has met some of the other Fakes, though just thinks they’re Trevor’s friends and gets along with them). Fortunately he doesn’t hit any of them, more trying to scare them off. But the Fakes become determined to find who is doing this. So this all eventually leads to Trevor going after the sniper.
Trevor bursts in on the sniper, jumping him and at first just wanting to hurt. Furious at whoever was trying to hurt his crew. But as Trevor gets him pinned down, knife to his throat, his body freezes as he sees who it is under him. And as Trevor pauses, Alfredo rips off Trevor’s mask. And gasps in his own surprise. Both just staring with wide eyes and silent horror. No words were said, but Trevor just quietly climbs off and lets Alfredo go. Not sure what the fuck else to do.
Anyway, I don’t have a full fic planned out haha. But eventually Alfredo gets out of the job of the rival crew. Probably pissing off that crew since they don’t want Alfredo do get out of the job they paid him to do. Of course Trevor and the Fakes help Alfredo get out, leading to a great shootout moment like in the movie. And Alfredo joins the Fakes as they now become the head crew of the city after taking out the rival. And happily ever after 😂
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heisttheblackflag · 11 months
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okay so I have a new fahc au where everyone is from California bc I started getting ideas and I couldn’t stop. these are based on living in California for the last five years and being in a relationship with a Californian; I’m sorry if I’m insulting where you’re from but know it’s with love lol 🫶🏽
Jeremy: the Antelope Valley. during poppy season the ground everywhere is Rimmy Tim colors so it just makes sense [also my gf said he gives off big “dropped out of AVC vibes” and like. iykyk they’re SO right]
Alfredo: San Francisco. duh
Gavin: LA. if you don’t think the Golden Boy thrived in WeHo what are you doing
Trevor: Sacramento. boy starts out so buttoned up ofc he grew up in the capitol
Matt: Humboldt County. it’s like the South Carolina of California
Michael: Bakersfield. you don’t get that fighty without some kinda complex
BK: San Diego. idk she just gives me beach girl vibes
Lindsay: Marin County. woodsy; isolated rich people; it’s close to SF so proximity to gay but it’s very insular so it fits the characterization I have for them
Ky: Palo Alto. it’s cute, a little stuck up (not that Ky is but I think it’s a fun background for her), but not as soulless and soul sucking as Mountain View
Joe: Irvine. it gets shit on but it’s still a big university town so it’s easy to get a complex about it and get really defensive of it, and I think it would be really funny if he got teased to shit about it by everyone else
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rpmaniac · 2 years
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Another year over, a new one just begun
Fake AH Safehouse, New Achievement City 1970s
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braggadoodledo · 3 years
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Omg imagine everyone else hearing these three having a water gun fight, everyone else is like what are three doing and they just hear Matt cursing Jeremy and Alfredo out while those two laugh
Jack: Oh what's going on now?
Geoff: It sounds like they're torturing Matt again. So glad I hired him.
Trevor: I'm glad you hired him too. He brings.... so much to the team.
Michael: *taking out water gun*
Fiona: And they didn't invite me??
Lindsay: *pulling out a similar water gun to Michael's, or bigger and filled with hot sauce* Nonono you guys are NOT doing it right.
Gavin: *pulling up in a fire truck* HONK HONK BITCHES!
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fake-ahthetics · 3 years
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Fake AH Crew / Alfredo the professional v Alfredo the agent of chaos
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writerofshit · 3 years
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Solely because of Stoneblock pt 11,
Fredo insisting on wearing a Spiderman costume for the next heist because "if anybody sees me, they'll know not to mess with Spiderman."
But Fredo, the crew argues, you're literally sniping from a rooftop, no one is going to see you anyway.
"But if they do, they'll know!" And he won't hear anything else about it.
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xraynarvaez · 3 years
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Day 5:Rimmy Tim, Axial Matt, Dusk Boys, etc. (if they were in the show)
Trevor: Hey! We had that handled, dude!
Rimmy: Well, it looked like you needed a hand!
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staranon95 · 3 years
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all the way down
a red hood au drabble
Gavin feels like he’s in a fog.
He hasn’t slept yet. Couldn’t fall asleep. Lindsay and Michael ended up taking him home to their place. He’d be no good on his own, and he liked staying with the Jones’. They make life comfortable.
He ends up leaving their second bedroom around four in the morning after two hours of tossing and turning. He drifts into the living room and situates himself on the armchair that looks directly out onto the street. They live in one of the older suburbs where the houses are largely one floor plus a basement.
Somewhere across the city, a masked man is sleeping off some serious injuries in Fiona’s flat. A man who has been confirmed to be Alfredo.
He remembers Alfredo. He’s never been able to forget Alfredo.
dEveryone thinks he’s moved on to an extent. It’s been five years, why wouldn’t he? He should be well adjusted, but what the others don’t know is that he would periodically visit the old crime scene shortly after Alfredo’s death. The site was cleared shortly after the fire once the investigation had closed. Then it sat empty for two years until some developer came along and built a new warehouse. Any clues left behind would be impossible to find, but still he visits that site.
He’s not in mourning, he doesn’t think. He did that shortly after Alfredo’s demise. He’d describe it as a restlessness. He’d describe it as a regret. He can’t really say what Alfredo meant to him back in the day. Alfredo was fun. He was a good kid despite only being a few years younger than Gavin. He was eager and loud and liked sending Gavin dumb videos on the internet late at night.
So then why does Gavin feel like his heart is going to cramp in his chest? There was nothing between them.
He ponders these questions and these feelings until the sun rises and his eyes feel sore and blurred. It’s around this time one of Lindsay’s cats makes an appearance. A long-haired stray that stretches out in front of Gavin before sitting neatly on the ground next to the armchair until Gavin invites her onto his lap. Lindsay is quick to follow.
“Hey, Gav,” she says, somewhere behind him in the kitchen. “Did you sleep last night?”
“Nah. Too much to think about.”
“Yeah, I know what you mean. It was a strange fucking night.”
He wonders what’s going through Lindsay’s mind. She’s the one who brought him in. Did Alfredo not remember her? Maybe he didn’t recognize her. But they don’t know what state Alfredo is in. Maybe he knows them as the Fakes and not as old friends.
What if he doesn’t remember Gavin as Gav? What would Gavin do then?
“Gavin?”
He hums in response and cranes his neck around to look at Lindsay.
“I asked if you wanted some coffee.”
“Oh, uh, yeah. That sounds great.”
Michael sleeps in late that day, and Gavin feels a headache building in his temples.
“Any news from Trevor?” asks Michael once he’s had some coffee and food in him.
“Nothing yet,” Lindsay says. “We’re on standby. Fiona says Alfredo is up. She’s not talking to him, though, and he doesn’t seem like he’s going to run away.”
“Not with those injuries he’s not. Give it a few days. He’ll eat her out of house and home and then disappear into the night.”
“You think she can convince him to stay?”
Michael snorts. “Listen, I don’t doubt Fifi’s ability to play the part, but she’s not a gracious host.”
“I haven’t even been invited into her flat yet. What about you, Gav? She ever let you in?”
Gavin shakes his head. “I don’t even know her address. Can’t blame her, though. Otherwise we’ll all be crashing in at three in the morning.”
“Yeah that’s pretty true,” Lindsay says. “I would make an excuse every time just to see her. Like not even for work stuff. Just to see her.”
“She’s a private person that way,” Michael says.
“Which makes this a really big deal,” Gavin mutters. “Anyway. I think I’m gonna Uber back to my place. Take a shower. Take a nap.”
“You sure you’ll be good, boy?” Michael asks.
“I can offer you the ride,” Lindsay says.
“I am not taking you as an Uber. I just feel weird whenever I do. Let me know if anything changes.”
“Will do,” Michael says.
Gavin nearly falls asleep on the ride over to his apartment. He stumbles out of the car and walks to his ground floor apartment slowly. His apartment is quiet when he enters. There’s a dull ringing in his ears as he walks through to his bedroom. He doesn’t go for the bed. Not yet.
First, he draws down his black out curtains and turns on the bedside lamp. He pulls off his jeans and takes off his dress shirt and tosses them on the floor towards the laundry hamper. He kneels down on the ground in front of his dresser. He goes into the bottom drawer, pulling out jeans and folded pairs of pants. He installed a false bottom into his dresser when he first bought it. It holds few things. Just some secrets of his. His old birth certificate from England. A newspaper clipping of his old alter ego back before he was noticed by Geoff and Jack—the Tweety Bird Burglar. He still hasn’t figured out where that name originated, but he enjoyed it none the less. And then the one thing he hasn’t looked at in months. A sweater.
The sweater is old. Soft and worn with holes in the sleeves. It was a gag gift. Gavin went out to a custom print shop and had it made. On the back was a homemade logo—the Sauce, the affectionate name Gavin and the rest of the crew had for Alfredo. It was more or less the unofficial gift that welcomed him into the crew. After the accident, Gavin went to Alfredo’s place and took this with him before they had the place cleaned out and everything else disposed of.
He sets the sweater over his knees and rubs his hand over the faded and cracked words of the print.
Whatever’s going to happen now, Gavin doesn’t think he’ll be getting his ‘Fredo back.
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fjorrd · 3 years
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this payday lp is sooooo good for fahc stuff woof woof 
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dooliaz · 4 years
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YOOOO FAHC SUGAR BABY ALFREDO that is too perfect, i love it, i need it oh my god, please tell us all about it
okay if im being honest i havent thought of many details except for:
he started doing when he was younger, about 20, for extra cash and bc he thought it’d be fun
in one of the instances, he posed as the pool boy for one of his benefactors. think of every cliche associated w/ this and that’s literally what happened here
it petered out as he got older and more into crime but there were still some of his benefactors that he kept in touch with thru the years.
the most notable of these was that one instance where, years after the fact, he was called to the bedside of one of his old sugar daddies bc the dude was like, a noted loner, and he was just there for the last moments. cut to like a day later, there’s a will reading and alfredo gets gifted a house in the hills that has a fucking vineyard. from his sugar daddy.
(talk abt being out in the grapes)
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shadeofazmeinya · 2 years
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8, 15 and 20 for Alfreyco :3
8. Have an AU thought?
Oh always! I’m always here for fun aus. I don’t think I have any specific in the work right now but I do love putting them in some classic fan fic tropes. Tattoo artist Treh with flowershop owner Fredo 👀? or coffeeshop au with Alfredo working the morning shift and falling in love with the disheveled grad student who always comes in first thing every morning for a coffee and to study? a lot of very good possibilities maybe i’ll explore someday
15. Why do they like each other?
Oh gosh I think most of it is they just get along so well. Alfredo loves Trevor’s smart brain and quick wit. How Trevor just gets really into everything he does and yet always takes the time to spend with Alfredo. And Trevor just loves how funny Alfredo is. How sweet and kind he is at his core even if Alfredo loves joking and teasing. And of course both of them just work together amazingly to get shit done.
20. Most cuddly?
I wanna say Alfredo haha! it depends a bit on the au but I imagine in fahc Trevor is a lot more hesitant with touch but will always sink into Alfredo’s arms. It’s the best way to get him to relax out of Boss Mode when planning and after heists. Alfredo just holds him tight, pulls him lay down on the couch or in bed and doesn’t let go until he feels the tension melt from Trevor.
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bara-kick · 6 years
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so much for being drift compatible, fredo...
consistency what?never heard of her
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mercurysystem · 5 years
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i made the fake ah crew in a picrew
i used this picrew by @faunlord
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braggadoodledo · 3 years
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Hi!! I saw you wanted fun head canons and one that I like to think about is that Jeremy and myatt like to stick together in missions for like comfort but like Jeremy also will like to be himself and pull pranks on myatt like hiding and scaring myatt or pulling out a fake water gun to shot him or something silly like that where it’s harmless fun and myatt gets mad sometimes but it’s all fun. And then Jeremy started hit both myatt and Alfredo with the water gun so now all three have like a mini water gun fight during missions.
I can just hear Matt's voice rn. "God DAMMIT!" and then Jeremy laughing really hard. Alfredo pulling a supersoaker out of nowhere and just utterly dousing Jeremy??? Thats poetic.
Bless this!!!!
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sorcererinthestars · 3 years
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fahc trevor NEEDS to be big spoon to sleep best, he's most comfortable when he's wrapped around someone he loves, but even after he discovers how comfy it is to sleep that way he still keeps it secret for like 2 weeks out of worry that if he asks anybody if he can cuddle with them they'll feel pressured to say yes because he's technically the boss
I love this because I love the fact that Trevor is so scared to abuse his natural power as their ‘boss’. While Geoff still runs the crew, he enjoys letting Trevor take charge of the day-to-day and that includes a lot of ordering the other boys around to do basic things involved with the running of the “company”. In the end, a successful criminal gang is a lot like running the company and with his duties, Trevor is very much the ‘boss’.
However, the boss is lonely and after one night in a safehouse when he wakes up all red and flustered from sleeping pressed close up to Alfredo, nose in his hair and limbs warm and cozy around him, he realizes just how good he slept and how much he adores holding someone. He’s hesitant at first - the others sort of have their own unspoken relationship and he’s not sure how to ask for his own cuddles without feeling like he’s demanding them from the others, so he just suffers in silence and longs for his bed to have another body in it.
It takes weeks until finally Alfredo corners him and admits in a practical, no-nonsense tone that he loved being cuddled and would Trevor mind to just ... try it again? And Trevor’s brain very nearly short circuts because ... Alfredo is asking him? For the thing he wants? Thankfully the boy is smart and he says yes, although its more his subconcious demanding it than really a true yes or no.
After a few nights of cuddling with Alfredo to go to sleep, he starts sort of ... adventuring to the other crew members. Gavin is always a clingy boy and it becomes an evening adventure when Trevor is around in the penthouse to have Trevor just gently hold Gavin, especially when the others in their couple are occupied with one another. No one begrudges anyone that physical warmth and Gavin is a very good cuddle buddy. Especially when Fredo is on the other side and he is lodged so warm and cozy between his Dusk Boys.
Matt is also a great choice and Trevor spends many long car rides back from collection missions with one of the other boys driving, wedged in the back seat with Matt half on his lap, stroking his hacker’s hair as the man finally manages to fall asleep. Matt’s insomnia is so bad sometimes but they learn that the car can lull him asleep, so sometimes on their way home from a decent trip out to collect on a debt Michael or Jeremy will drive in circles for a bit longer while Trevor holds Matt, just to let him sleep.
After a few weeks of this, Trevor does ask them if they feel like he’s.... demanding. And he’s met with blank stares and confusion. Finally Michael blurts that cuddling is the Fakes love language, platonic or otherwise. If you’re cuddled or are cuddling, you’re part of the family. That’s that. And all Trevor can do is smile.
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writerofshit · 3 years
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Jeremy/Alfredo for the ship meme, gotta get that rarepair content
send me a ship and i’ll tell you:
  who reaches out to new neighbors
They're both pretty good about interacting with neighbors, but Alfredo is the one to notice that someone new moved in. Plus he can be a paranoid motherfucker, so he's gotta check them out and make sure they're not like... serial killers or something.
("Alfredo you're literally the sniper for the most notorious gang in the country, and I've taken more hit jobs than the average person has jobs."
"Ok but that's work, that's different."
    who remembers to buy healthy food
They both make a conscious effort to eat healthy, try to eat at home, etc. It's mostly Jeremy though, because he's usually the one shopping for groceries.
    who remembers to buy junk food
Alfredo, because a treat now and then is good for you, actually, it's motivation-
"You bought three boxes of Ring Dings!"
"Listen you asked me to come shopping, not my fault if some things jumped in the cart."
    who fixes the oven when it breaks
They work together to accidentally break it even more before they call Michael to come help.
    who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s)
Jeremy is the plants guy, because they tend to blend into the background for Alfredo.
Alfredo's got a whole system for the pet food though. It mostly involves keeping the dog from the cats because he'll eat all of their food if given the chance.
    who wakes up earlier
They usually get up at the same time, and often because of Trevor's incessant phone calls.
    who makes the bed
Alfredo. Once upon a time he didn't care, but Jeremy was the one to really introduce him to the wonderful feeling of climbing into a nicely made bed at the end of a long day. There's no going back now, even when Jeremy's not as worried about it anymore.
    who makes the coffee
Alfredo starts it. Jeremy is oddly hopeless when it comes to a coffee machine. He's either got way too many scoops of coffee, or not enough. He does make the individual cups though.
    who burns breakfast
Jeremy, although it doesn't happen often. He's a fairly good cook, even if his pancakes get a little over done sometimes.
Inserting this because I do what I want:
Their morning really boils down to routine, order of operations. They wake up to some crew notification, while Jeremy showers and gets dressed Alfredo makes the bed/starts the coffee/feeds the pets. They switch off, Alfredo goes to shower and get dressed while Jeremy makes breakfast, pours the coffee, tells Trevor they're totally on their way (they're not.)
    how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house
By yelling each other's names at the top of their lungs like idiots. They've gotten more than one noise complaint.
    how do they greet each other when one of them gets home
Also by yelling, but a little more subdued. It's no wonder they get new neighbors so often, actually.
    who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often
They both do pretty equally! Jeremy likes to bring home dumb souvenir type t-shirts as a 'i was thinking about you' type thing. Alfredo will bring back beanies to keep Jeremy's bald head warm.
    who picks the movie for movie night
They trade off! They don't really have a set night, so it's usually born out of "hey we should watch this tonight!"
    their favorite kind of movie to watch
Pretty much anything that's not horror or scary at all. There was one night they got about half an hour into the original It, and then Alfredo got too freaked out and they watched Disney movies the rest of the night.
    who first suggests a pillow fort
Alfredo, because "man I just want to be a kid again, forget about clowns and all that shit"
"Oh, like the kids in The Losers Club?"
"Jeremy why"
    who builds the pillow fort
Jeremy, as both an apology and because Alfredo refuses to turn his back on any dark shadows in the apartment.
"Fredo it's not even real, the closest we're gonna get to a murderous clown is Fiona in the Po costume."
"But what if we're wrong? I'm not taking chances dude."
    who tries to distract the other during the move
Alfredo, out of payback for making him watch even part of a scary movie. He makes numerous attempts to scare Jeremy, grabbing his shoulder or yelling suddenly. It backfires, because he somehow ends up scaring himself more.
Jeremy still throws popcorn at him to make him feel a little better about it.
    who falls asleep first
Jeremy, because by the time Fredo gives up on the jumpscare thing, he's fuckin exhausted. Turns out building a fort takes a lot of him. Plus like... He's had a few beers, he's nice and warm, and Alfredo is tucked into his side like he still needs protection from Hades on screen. He could not be more content and relaxed.
    who is big spoon/little spoon
Other than nights like these, when Alfredo is still picturing Tim Curry's face, they kind of alternate. One of them will roll over in bed, reaching out for the other. Just this little moment of 'hey we're here together, I love you, I want you close to me.'
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