#fahc headcanons

[heisttheblackflag]

I’m in the desert outside LA and there’s a huge mass of wildflowers that are all bright orange, purple, and yellow; I think my new Rimmy Tim headcanon is that they lived out here for a long time, and when they ended up in los santos they picked those colors for their signature outfit to remind them of home.

#fahc #rimmy Tim #Jeremy #fahc headcanons

[somegrumpynerd]

Tom Fawkes in fahc who’s not really a criminal but he’s a prolific drag racer that the cops are always after. Everyone thinks he and Matt have this huge rivalry because they race each other around the city pretty often and it goes back and forth on who wins, until he helps out on a heist getaway and they’re surprised to learn there’s such a thing as friendly drag races.

#AH #Fahc #I can't go more than a week without fahc headcanoning or I'll die #I can't decide if I like this better or my other idea #Which was the lads see him racing around the city and bet Matt so much money he couldn't beat that guy #Except Matt's already friends with Tom and immediately texts him he'll split the money if he wins

[ursifors]

more outlaw shit because i can't stop thinking about this au

so one of my fahc headcanons is that rimmy has a pet python named gummy banana so i'm transferring that to this au as well. since they all live in an abandoned mineshaft she usually is just hanging out coiled wherever its warmest, or sitting outside sunning.

everyone but matt and joe has their own horse. matt and joe dont have horses because for some reason animals hate them.

i'm imagining their hideout to be very much like slim's secret hideout from home on the range.

trevor knew matt and jeremy before starting his life of crime. jeremy was already an established outlaw that trevor had had run ins with when he was still a regular cowpoke, and matt was a friend from town who was always kind of bookish and smart but funny.

alfredo and trevor constantly get confused for each other by lawmen. this is sometimes really helpful, and sometimes a detriment to plans.

rimmy tim is just jeremy's like, outlaw name. not many people actually know he's named jeremy outside of the crew.

jeremy is selectively mute! he uses sign language to speak and everyone in the crew can understand him just fine! though the newbies sometimes misinterpret what he's saying which causes for some funny situations i'm sure.

jeremy comes from a troubled past that only matt (his closest friend) and trevor (his leader) know. i think its fun to make rimmy tim like, really mysterious and dangerous but silly and weird at the same time.

clay made a joke to me that alfredo gets branded on his ass when he eventually gets caught and i decided to make it canon bc its funny. he moons a sheriff one day and the guy keeps a grudge about it for months until they finally catch him and brand him on the ass cheek for revenge.

#outlaw au #logan speaks #im going insane #next thing i draw will be jeremy's wanted poster #SORRY IM POSTING SO MUCH I JUST HAVE SO MANY IDEAS

[prince-cally]

After Jack ' retirs ' from the FAHC she uses her money to open an orphanage and q woman's home.

She teaches self defense classes.

#achievement hunter #fahc #fake ah crew #jack pattillo #jack fahc #fahc jack #fahc headcanons #fahc headcanon

[writerofshit]

Theres a million 'gavin being squeamish about stuff' headcanons out there, and an equal number of 'gavin being merciless and badass' as well but

FAHC Gav who is incredibly nonchalant about it all.

Gavin shows up at the penthouse one day talking about some weapons a friend gave him and when he pulls one out Michael just... what is that???

Gavin just shrugs. "Rocket launcher. " in that same 'buh-ket' voice.

He shows up to one of Ryan's interrogations with a chainsaw and Ryan... why??

He just looks at the guy and tilts his head. "Cuttin' stuff."

The crew walks in on him wrapping a package to mail and even though it's obvious they still ask... what the fuck is that??

"Finger. " he sounds like he's bored jesus christ.

And yet twenty minutes later he walks out of the kitchen gagging because

"There was food in the sink!"

#fake ah crew #fahc #fahc headcanons #my headcanons

[braggadoodledo]

Omg imagine everyone else hearing these three having a water gun fight, everyone else is like what are three doing and they just hear Matt cursing Jeremy and Alfredo out while those two laugh

Jack: Oh what's going on now?

Geoff: It sounds like they're torturing Matt again. So glad I hired him.

Trevor: I'm glad you hired him too. He brings.... so much to the team.

Michael: *taking out water gun*

Fiona: And they didn't invite me??

Lindsay: *pulling out a similar water gun to Michael's, or bigger and filled with hot sauce* Nonono you guys are NOT doing it right.

Gavin: *pulling up in a fire truck* HONK HONK BITCHES!

#achievement hunter #fahc #fahc fredo #fahc jeremy #fahc michael #fahc gavin #fahc headcanons #fahc fiona #fahc geoff #fahc matt #fahc jack #fahc trevor #fahc alfredo

[gamelpar]

i like that in every ship which includes fahc ryan the other or other ones in the ship just loves to listen to him humming or quietly singing while in the shower like it’s their favorite thing in the world

#fahc #fahc headcanons #ryan haywood #freewood #myan #alfreyan #team gents #raywood #ryack #jeremwood #jerevinwood #mavinwood #turnwood #turnfreewood #ragehappy #more like weirdopath #shipping

[jusst-you-wait]

Vampire Geoff being really excited by the concept of tattoos before realising normal needles can’t penetrate his skin.

Vampire Geoff spending decades trying to come up with a way for vampires to get tattoos, accidentally creating this underground vampire tattoo society where they all use enchanted wooden needles.

Vampire Geoff admitting that maybe this current century is okay because now almost no one sends him disgusted looks when his tattoos are visible.

Vampire Geoff getting tattoos to remember important moments in his incredibly long life because fuck you most people struggle to remember a couple decades how about you try remembering a few centuries.

Vampire Geoff having tattoos he doesn’t like to talk about, ones that only the people closest to him know represent the mortals he’s cared about.

Vampire Geoff still getting dumb tattoos despite the fact that he’ll have to deal with them for the rest of his immortal life because hey why not.

Just.... Vampire Geoff and his tattoos

#fahc #mythical fakeah #fake ah crew #fahc headcanons

[beckettsmeckett]

I've been obsessed with the Mandalorian and did some FAHC battle buddy inspired repaints!

As always, click for better quality!

#the mandalorian #achievement hunter #rimmy tim #fahc au #fahc headcanons #fahc #fahc rimmy tim #fahc jeremy #fake ah jeremy #jeremy dooley

[numberonetyrantwonderland]

Send me fiona nova headcanons/ prompts!

I have been wanting to read fiona nova achievement hunter or fahc fanfics, but honestly can't find much aside from smut fics which aren't my thing. I want some badass fiona fics!

Send in any prompts or headcanones you have for fiona! I'll try to write some stories up ♡♡

Also if they're any good fiona nove stories you've read, please send them my way!!

#fiona nova #fahc #fahc headcanons #fahc fanfiction #achievement hunter #achievement hunter writing #achievement hunter fanfic #achievement hunter oneshots #ah au #fake ah #fake ah crew fanfiction #fake ah crew #fake ah crew au

[heisttheblackflag]

because I can, here’s some more detail abt my fprc headcanons for the higher-up hierarchy!! (I’m sorry I’m putting this in relation to fahc if you’re not familiar with fahc, but they’re related in my universe so it’s the best frame of reference I have)

Tay and Kara share Boss responsibilities like Trevor has; Kara manages all the intelligence and sends people out on all the small missions and jobs fprc runs, while Tay knows everyone and bullies them into better job performance, and helps set up crews for larger missions. when people get sent to meet The Boss, it’s basically always Tay.

Chilled is the spokesman for the whole crew; basically the Kingpin role. he’s the one who finds recruits, negotiates with contacts, and generally does all the legwork that Tay and Kara don’t have time for and don’t trust anyone else to do. he’s also the only person who’s recognized outside their circle of contacts, as he’s the only person who’s ever been officially tied to the fprc (and that was a mistake). everyone knows him, and he’s the reason most of the fprc exists.

Ze is Chilled’s right-hand man, think Jack in fahc with a side of Michael and a little Gavin. he can do some negotiations on his own, and he will, especially if someone has beef with Chilled specifically, but he prefers to play support and keep an eye on the people around whoever Chilled is meeting with to protect him (and sometimes to protect Chilled from himself). he also alternately eggs Chilled on and prevents him from getting them too deep in shit so together they’re a menace of a team.

#more to come!! I was just thinking abt this last night #original #fprc #chilled #ze #tay #Kara

[myabsolutelife]

Hi, have a little Vagabond Drabble I wrote because I had nothing better to do

Not super detailed violence and mentions of canabalism my guys, read at your own risk

(I’m not that good at writing y’all sorry hahah)

(Also I’m writing this on my phone so sorry if the formats screwed up)

The names wasn’t one you proudly brought up. No one ever mentioned the name Vagabond without fear in their tone, nobody had a reason to. The man was the most feared criminal in Los Santos after all, he didn’t do a damn thing for anyone but himself.

Nobody is quite sure where he came from. One day he was just here all of a sudden, with several murders and a string of robberies under his belt. Some say he’s from Deep South, while other say that he got into some hot water down on the East Coast and came here to get away from it. Nobody has a way of knowing for sure though.

The stories told about him are the worst part. The tales passed by word of mouth under the burning cloak of night. Stories of the brutality in which he chokes people to death, or how he slowly cuts them limb from limb as his cold, dead blue eyes sparkle with twisted joy and a genuine cackle slips from his covered lips. The imagery of his bone chilling skeleton mask hovering over you as your eyes slip closed and you draw in a final breath. Tales of him ripping his victims apart with his own teeth as they lie there paralyzed.

Some people assure that they’re just stories, but others know. They know how insanity eats at him the same way he does his victims. And they know it will continue you to fray the edges of his mind until he kills himself, or he’s watching the world burn alone upon his throne.

(Alright guys that’s it, thanks for reading this, I wrote it while I was waiting for the guy I like to text me after he hit me with the ‘can I say something just between you & me’ text, so like anxiety my dudes)

#fahc #ragehappy #vagabond #fahc ryan #fahc headcanon #fahc headcanons

[prince-cally]

Everyone in the fahc loves animals.

Jeremy , Matt , Lindsay and Gavin all love cats.

Michael, Ryan and Geoff prefer to have dogs.

Jack dosen't care.

#achievement hunter #ryan haywood #fahc #gavin free #fake ah crew #jeremy dooley #michael jones #geoff ramsey #fahc ryan #fake ah matt #matt bragg #fahc lindsay #lindsay jones #jack pattillo #jack fahc #fahc jack #fahc headcanon #fahc headcanons

[writerofshit]

FAHC in which the lads have to go undercover as college students in order to get close to a target. It's only supposed to last a few weeks and involves mostly sitting through lectures and trying to get into a study group with the dude.

It takes much longer than anticipated and eventually they convince Ryan to play substitute for one of the classes so he might get the information they need.

This all results in Ryan sitting at the kitchen table grading papers while Michael and Gavin prepare to go out and cause chaos, because naturally.

Ryan just peers over his glasses. "Did you two finish your papers?"

Michael stares at him blankly.

"You know its 30 percent of your grade, right?"

Geoff from the living room tsks and "No robberies until you finish your homework!"

#fahc #fahc headcanons #my headcanons #fake ah crew

[donttouchmyfrenchtoast]

The Fake AH Crew have fake gravestones with descriptions to say how they died. Gavin has the most and the oddest descriptions.

#fake ah crew #immortals au #fahc headcanons

[gamelpar]

fahc jeremy showing off his gymnastic abilities while drunk as hell in celebration of a completed heist. it goes as well as you’d expect

#fahc #fahc headcanons #jeremy dooley #kyro headcanons #more like weirdopath