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turnaboutstevie · 4 years
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the inherent romanticism of being battle buddies
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Jeremy: *Walks in wearing Ryan's jacket.*
Ryan: "How would you like it if I wore your jacket? Huh?"
Jeremy: "You could try."
Ryan, 5 minutes later with Jeremy's jacket that's somehow too big: "What the fuck...?"
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biqueuerious · 7 years
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Okay okay okay I see your one sided Jeremwood and raise you Mutually Pining Jeremwood. -Ryan takes his mask off more often around Jeremy, and Jeremy is s w e a t I n g bc holy shit????? HE'S SO HOT ILOVEHIMHELP but Ryan is quiet about it bc saying smth like "Should I keep the mask off?" Is Too Flirty™ and he has A Reputation™ and Jeremy keeps quiet bc "if I say anything Ry could take it the wrong way/I'll screw it up". So you end up with a mask on the table and two lovestruck IDIOTS.
Ahhhhhhhh and they both just dont know what to do so they end up staring at each other silently and Michael walks in like ‘wtf guys get a room’
And the whole crew heckles then but Ryan’s too dense and Jeremy’s just in pure denial.
Gav and Michael laugh their asses off when Jeremy leaves the room, leaving the Strong and Scary Vagabond smiling like an idiot and head over heels. And Gav goes ‘Oi! Just ask him out already!’
Ryan’s like 'Huh?’
'Well it’s onbvious i'nt? You two are crazy for each other?’
'We Are??’
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And on another separate occasion Geoff catches Jeremy alone and he pulls him aside and 'You really make Ryan happy, y'know that?’
'Yeah, we’re great friends huh?’
'No no, Jack and Ryan are great friends. YOU and Ryan are like… soulmates.’
'Wha-? N- noooo. I don’t even-… and if I did I couldn’t-. I mean he would never-…!’
'Yeah? You see the way he looks at you sometimes Lil J? Or how crazy protective he is of you? That’s love buddy.’
’…Nooo~oo! That’s just-, well that’s just Ryan!’
Geoff blankly stares at him and shakes his head. 'You’re a goddamn idiot, Mr. J’
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And FINALLY, Jack takes matters into her own hands when she’s had enough. Because it’s been a couple years and honestly? it’s starting to effect the quality of their performance. They just need to wake up and BONE.
So she gathers the crew (minus them two, of course) and sets up an elaborate way to THROW THEM into a date with each other. (IE, she locks them out of the house and tells everyone to ignore their calls/ txts)
Jeremy and Ryan end up spending all day together. Glued to each other. The crew didn’t even have to try that hard. They go to the amusement park they go to the beach they go to Mt. Chiliad… it’s great. It’s romantic. They just needed some space.
At the end of the day they come back to the penthouse, which is now magically unlocked. They walk arm in arm into the living room, grinning ear to ear and leaning on each other, and everyone’s there. The crew collectively sigh. 'Fucking finally,’ Michael says.
And Ryan’s like, ’…You guys pLANNED THIS??’
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achieverooster · 4 years
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BATTLE BUDDIES
(EPILEPSY WARNING, THERE ARE FAST MOVING IMAGES IN THIS VIDEO) 
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gamelpar · 4 years
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Ryan: I set fires to feel joy.
Jeremy: That's adorable.
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fahc-nova-lesbian · 4 years
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FAHC!Jeremy: Yes, good job Ryan!
FAHC!Ryan: *snapping his head up like some eldritch abomination*
Ryan, with his eyes blown wide open: Praise?
Ryan: *bodyslams Jeremy*
Ryan: PRAISE!!!
Jeremy, voice very muffled: What the fuck?
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tiikeria · 4 years
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Today’s Trivial Pursuit video had me thinking: theatre nerd Vagabond.
Like, maybe at one time Ryan had a dream of being an actor (Shakespearean maybe???) but y’know. Crime and stuff happens. So he shelves the dream as one that, in an ideal world, may have happened but no one is gonna cast a known murderer in their plays. But whatevs.
So, Ryan joins the Fakes and they instantly find the guy is a sucker for dramatics. If he could do a villain monologue every time they had a shootout with police, the asshole would. Thank god he doesn’t; Geoff might have shot him himself.
They also realize Ryan has a seemingly random knowledge of plays and musicals. Especially Shakespearean dramas and tragedies (wow, original much?). Then, one night, winding down from a heist - Ryan finally feeling comfortable enough in the crew to forgo a mask and face paint - someone suggests Trivial Pursuit.
Ryan agrees to play, amused by Gavin’s excitement of having Ryan play a game with them, finally. And Geoff and Jack sit back to watch the Lads face Vagabond in a knowledge battle. (Plus heckle them for being so dumb holy shit).
When they get to the “To be, or not to be?” question they’re all startled to silence when Ryan not only rattles off the answer, but continues the line perfectly, as if he had done it a million times before. Which, listen. He gets bored.
Game gets abandoned, because Ryan’s over here spouting off Shakespeare and that may have been the most he’s ever spoken without flubbing??? (“Fuck you, guys.” >:C)
Instead crew makes him quote plays and movies and stories in the most dramatic way possible after he tells them he maaaay have done a little acting in high school? And college? And may have a theatre degree?
(“Holy fuck that explains everything! You’re a classically trained dramatic bitch!”)
Just. Dumb theatre nerd Vagabond. Bonding with his crew.
(Jeremy may volunteer to be Juliet in the Romeo and Juliet “performance” for gay selfish reasons.)
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writerofshit · 4 years
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When it comes out that Jeremy and Ryan are sleeping together, they only tell Geoff because hes crew leader and he's thrown a fit over being the last to know about everyone else's various relationships
Geoff turns around and tells everyone else since the two in question have fucked off to only-god-knows-where to let everyone get their surprise and jokes and questions out of their systems
Gavin totally feigns his shock with a "wait wait waits so the Battle Buddies-"
Michael and Jack, simultaneously "More like Fuck Buddies- Goddamnit!!"
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So I’ve been doing some thinking about my writing. 
From the get go, I made very sure that I was never writing about the ah members as people. I don’t do office fics, or anything that approximates real life. I did this for my own comfort; I didn’t want to write about real people, I wanted to write about the characters they created.
To that end, I’ve only ever written about the vagabond, not about RH. Right now, I don’t feel comfortable continuing to write or curate content with him in it. While I’m processing how I feel, I’m going to put distance between me and the character of the vagabond.
I understand that for some of you, the character and the person are distinct enough that this isn’t as much of an issue for you. So for right now, I’m not going to delete the things I’ve written. They represent a period of creativity in my life I’m happy about, and they were written before any of this happened. I am going to be removing the tags off them. Anything I’ve written with him in it will have his first and last name tagged, and a request not to reblog, so if you’re looking to block it, his name is all you’ll need. I’m going to be going through my blog in the next couple days and changing the tags for content with him in it as well as removing content that is specifically about him and not his characters. Stuff with him and other ah members I’ll deal with on a case by case basis, but I’ll make sure to tag everything consistently.
Finally, I want to say in no uncertain terms that what RH did was fucking disgusting, and I do not, in any way shape or form, condone his actions. This is not an RH apologist space. I believe victims, and I believe the people RH engaged with are victims of a predator. There is no excuse that justifies that behaviour. 
Thanks for reading. If y’all need to talk more, or make requests for things to tag, you can always message me! 
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lunarlover12 · 4 years
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Jeremy narrowed his eyes at the retreating form. His gun was held up, aimed at the small of the other’s leather clad back, aim unwavering. There was a burst of static from his radio attached onto his uniform and he instinctively turned his head to listen to the police chatter.
He should shoot.
He had a clear shot.
Why wasn’t he shooting?
The masked figure glanced over his shoulder and gave a two fingered salute as he climbed onto the motorcycle waiting for him. Jeremy’s finger tightened around the trigger but didn’t pull it all the way back. And then the engine revved and the Vagabond disappeared into the street.
Numbly, he brought a hand up to his radio. “I lost him,” he said.
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Jeremy grinned wickedly as he roughly turned the wheel of his car. The tires screeched a bit but he paid no mind. The motorcycle ahead of him weaved in between traffic and the Vagabond kept looking back as if challenging Jeremy to keep up. And Jeremy never backed down from a challenge. He honked his horn at a car as they refused to move over, swerving around them the moment he had enough room to do so. The Vagabond turned into an alleyway and Jeremy was quick to follow. He had to slam on his brakes, however, when he realized it was too narrow for his car to squeeze through.
He unbuckled himself then darted out of the car to rush forward on foot. There, just ahead of him, Vagabond sat on his motorcycle. One leg was kicked out to keep the bike upright while he seemingly waited for Jeremy. The cop brought out his gun from its holster as he slowed his movements. “Having fun, Officer Dooley?” Vagabond asked with a smile clear in his voice even if Jeremy couldn’t see it.
“Oh, I’m having a blast.” He quipped back with a grin, pulling his gun up to aim at the criminal who sat still.
Why wasn’t he moving?
“You know,” Vagabond mused with a bit of a hum, “this would be much more fun if you were riding alongside me.” Jeremy frowned at that and narrowed his eyes.
“Now why on earth would I do that?” He couldn’t help but question, inching forward.
Vagabond merely laughed, his mask muffling the sound a little but it still made Jeremy’s stomach tighten uncomfortably. He shifted on his perch on the bike before speaking. “Look at how much fun we’re having on opposing sides! Imagine the chaos we could cause together!” Jeremy raised an eyebrow.
“Are you- Are you hitting on me right now?” He asked incredulously. He watched as Vagabond’s blue eyes dropped down before dragging them back up to his face in such a predatory way that it sent chills down Jeremy’s spine. He wanted to say something else but he was pretty sure his voice wouldn’t work. Instead, he opted to step closer. Vagabond’s eyes glanced down at the movement but he didn’t react other than that.
“Now’s as good a time as any.” He chuckled lowly. And, okay, wow. That was.. wow, that was hot. The sound made Jeremy's stomach twist and those chills came back with a vengeance. He gulped and he was pretty sure those piercing blue eyes darted down to his throat as he did so. When they came back up to meet his, there was something hungry in them.
God what was his body doing?
A shiver went through him and it helped rock the fog from his mind as his grip tightened on the gun once more. Vagabond looked away from him as the sound of approaching sirens got closer before they shot back to him. Then he sighed as he revved the engine of the bike. “Next time, Dooley,” he said with the signature two finger salute.
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raishiteru · 4 years
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biqueuerious · 7 years
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@queencoeurl FAHC Medusa!Jeremy AU and Jeremwood like
Ryan gives his skull mask to Jeremy for him to wear instead of whatever sad excuse for cover he shows up to the crew with (i imagine he’s using some horrific purple/orange bandana or literally a $2 plastic party mask smh)
Ryan befriending every snake and being the only one of the crew to remember each name (of course Jeremy’s named them all) bonus points because Ryan’s better friends with them than Jeremy is
THE SNAKES TICKLE HIS FACE WHEN THEY CUDDLE like ‘omg the boyfriend’s back’ so Jerm and Ry are spooning in bed or w/e and the snakes give him lil kisses on the nose and forehead
Okay but Blind!Ryan AU too like cmon
Ryan can communicate with the snakes almost as well as Jeremy can so they carry nearly silent conversations over the coms on heists or just in front of the crew in general and it’s weird and annoying but adorable
Let’s back it up k like Jeremy’s nervous and hesitant about asking Ryan out but the snakes are like 'no we can’t let him go’ so the snakes LITERALLY PEFORM MATING DANCES every time they see Ry and Jeremy’s so embarrassed but also thankful his crush is dense and doesn’t know much about snakes
~ sorry anyway i have a lot of feelings about your AU. Additionally I’m thinkin about Midas!Gavin too so this won’t be the last you hear from me 👌🏽
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Fictober Day 1: “No, come back!”
Fandom: Achievement Hunter, FAHC
Rating: Teen and up
Warnings/tags: Mention of guns,violence, and blood.
Word count: 802
Jeremy couldn't sleep, it wasn't uncommon for him, he'd lay in bed for hours and still nothing.  He'd finally had enough, getting up he made his way down the hall towards the living room, if he couldn't sleep he might as well watch some TV.  Jeremy was about to pass Ryan's room when he heard a scream from inside, it wasn't loud enough to wake anyone else, but Jeremy could hear it well enough to be startled.  The man stood still a moment, staring at the closed door, he was unsure if he should check on Ryan or not.  The two were pretty close, and Jeremy was genuinely concerned for the man, but he also didn't want to disturb him, for all he knew it was a run of the mill bad dream and Ryan was already trying to fall back asleep.  Jeremy pushed his ear against the door in an attempt to gauge the situation, at first he didn't hear anything and was about to move on when a faint sob reached his ear.  Worry overtook him and without a second thought, Jeremy opened the door.
Ryan could hear his crewmates yelling for him, but he couldn't find them.  He ran through unfamiliar halls throwing doors open as he went, empty rooms met him in return.  Finally, Ryan found them, behind the very last door were his friends.  They were tied up to chairs lined up facing him, everyone yelled and screamed for Ryan to help them, but laughter soon filled the room drowning out the other's cries.  Ryan tried to run, but he suddenly felt as if he was moving through molasses.  Someone appeared behind the others, a dark figure with no real discerning features, the figure raised his arm to reveal a pistol and pointed it at Geoff's head.  Before Ryan could react a loud bang rang out and red filled his sight.  Not only was Geoff hurt but the others were as well, bullet wounds littered their limp bodies, and glassy eyes stared at Ryan.
Letting out a scream Ryan woke up with a jump, breathing heavily the man propped himself up for a moment before falling back on the bed, grabbing one of his pillows he held it close to his chest as a sob left his lips and tears began to work their way out.  The door to his room suddenly swung open, causing the man to jump once again, Ryan could see a silhouette standing in the doorway.  At first, Ryan was unsure who it was, but the figure quickly spoke.
"Ryan, are you okay?"
Jeremy, it was Jeremy.  The man took a hesitant step forward into the dark room, Ryan just stared at him, still processing everything that had just happened.  Jeremy shifted his weight from one leg to the other nervously.
"Jeremy?  What?"  Was all he could get out.
"I heard you scream, and then I thought you were crying."  Jeremy pulled at the bottom of his shirt and took a step back.  "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have bothered you."  Jeremy turned and started out the door."
"No, come back!"  Ryan called, reaching out his arm.
"Ryan?" Jeremy took a hold of the door frame, turning to look back.
"Please."  Ryan could hear the desperation in his voice, but he didn't care, he wanted no, needed for Jeremy to stay.
Making his way over to the bed, Jeremy sat down next to Ryan.
"What's wrong?"
Ryan's stared at Jeremy a moment, blue eyes peering out from behind dark bangs, his mouth opening and closing as he tried to find his words.  It was only when Jeremy placed his hand atop Ryan's that he was able to speak.
"Everyone was dead."
"What?"
"I had a nightmare, everyone got killed, I wanted to save you all but I couldn't move."  Ryan clenched his hand below Jeremy's and looked away as if he were ashamed.
"Ryan," Jeremy stroked the older man's hand with his thumb. "It's Okay, everyone is safe, I promise you that."
"I know, but it still felt real."  Ryan looked back at him with tired eyes.
"I understand, is there anything I can do to help you calm down?"
Ryan turned his hand so the two were palm to palm, squeezing Jeremy's hand every so lightly he took a deep breath.
"Could you, stay with me?"
Jeremy smiled and nodded.
"Of course."
Ryan scooted over making room for Jeremy to lay down beside him, once Jeremy had gotten settled Ryan laid his arm over the other man and pulled him closer.  Ryan buried his face in Jeremy's chest and held on to the other as if he were his lifeline.  Jeremy combed his fingers through Ryan’s hair, humming softly as he did.  The two laid like this until both of them had fallen asleep.
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gamelpar · 4 years
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i like that in every ship which includes fahc ryan the other or other ones in the ship just loves to listen to him humming or quietly singing while in the shower like it’s their favorite thing in the world
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miss-ingno · 4 years
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wait can i ask spoilers for your jeremwood dragon au that sounds amazing
You can ask :P
haha, okay, for real though, there’s some things I don’t wanna spoil, but the basic run-down of the Jeremwood Dragon AU is:
it’s a supernatural fahc verse
Jeremy and Ryan are dragons, the rest of them are bog-standard humans and not in the know
Jeremy is relatively young in dragon terms (in his 200s) whereas Ryan is older
Ryan’s hoard used to be the Library of Alexandria, he’s still mad humans burnt it down
Ryan’s current hoard is several warehouses full of diet coke
Jeremy’s hoard is plot-relevant and thus a spoiler :P
Los Santos is Ryan’s territory
there’s some misunderstanding early on in the way Jeremy enters Los Santos due to his backstory (sorry, possibly a spoiler? I don’t yet know how early I want to reveal the why, my outline is still pretty vague)
they fall in love, duh
there’s a threat to Jeremy that needs to be dealt with (backstory-relevant)
oh and here’s the fun twist: Jeremy doesn’t realize Ryan is a dragon too for a long, looooong while
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vagrantblvrd · 4 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jeremy Dooley/Ryan Haywood Characters: Jeremy Dooley, Matt Bragg, Gavin Free, Background & Cameo Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe- GTA V, Alternate Universe - Battle Buddies, Fake AH Crew, Pre-Fake AH Crew Series: Part 75 of Kings of Nowhere Summary:
Jeremy’s still learning Los Santos when a promising opportunity falls into his lap.
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