#fair tho

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Literally the first words out of their mouth is "Shut Up!"

...New favorite character unlocked.

The masses like when characters speak their mind I suppose XD

#Fair tho #anonymous #ask

[0lympian-c0uncil]

#hestia noooooo #fair tho #hestia #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek god quotes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek quotes #greek gods twitter

[eveindtub]

tinn's face: *is there*

gun: free real estate!!!

#my school president #the way his hand is always there #the GRABBING sir #fair tho

[lowlifesymptoms]

Hope life’s treatin you well :)

life aint treatin me right, BUT YOU SURE ARE and thats all that matters, BLESS YOU DARLING 😩😩💙

#hunk of a man #elvis presley #youre a goddess among gremlins #tysm ily <3 <3 <3 #he's so fuckin shiny i love him #i am cackling tho at that last post #bc i for sure meant to type #but moon happened instead #fair tho

[cryptid-pet]

WAIT WHY DOES BUM RESEMBLE SO MUCH SO AZUSA

NNG

#fair tho #diabolik lovers #nixxio text #diahell #nixxio ask #azusa mukami #dialovers #killing stalking

[space-kitten-606]

U give me vampire vibes!

You guys really looked at that meme for like 15 seconds and agreed that I should go the fuck to sleep but I WILL NOT!

Anyway thank u. Also I dress like a homeless person.

What vibes do I have to you?

#kitten talks #anonymous #fair tho #i do stay up late everyday

[romqnticstylez]

gargi look at theme what are you reading

#avoiding i see #fair tho

[kuvvydraws]

You aRE THE MEANEST-!

#kuvvytalks #fair tho #the whole honking thing is mocha's fault

[majimassqueaktoy]

I think Kiryu's boss has a crush on him...

#he was all man my age should have a damilt by now but i dont and kiryu was like Youre single? #and bro was like 😏 something like that.. and now theyre goin out on the town #Lmaooooo #fair tho

[nottheweirdest]

Sea urchins… 🚶🏼‍♀️

Lolol I wanna say I've been associated with weirder, but.... 🤣

What do you associate me with?

#fair tho #i watched so many youtube videos for that scene in Clean Slate #my FBI agent was probably real confused #thanks for the ask!! 💗 #ask game #holly rambles 🙃

[inkyquince]

Would it be out of place to suggest Pretty Girl, gabry ponte remix, for the playlist regarding Wren or Whitney? It just has a vibe that reminds me of them

Hold up, about the song Pretty Girl, I need to specify for Whitney. I feel it deep, deep in my soul that if you call Whit (fem or male, doesn't matter) pretty in any way, they put on this whole show of hating being called pretty, how dare you, but their cheeks flush and they can't look you in the eye as they stutter for you to "S-shut up slut and suck me already!" This is different of course then saying their dick/wussy is pretty, they just smirk and shove your face into their crotch

WUSSY

wasn't... this a popular... song on tiktok a while back... like, it was trending and it had a dumbass trend behind it?

and while it does fuck (I MAY CHANGE MY MIND LATER, IVE HAD DRUGS) NOT SURE ABOUT IT? there's very few remixes i like and the singer voice is a bit... too nightcore

#fair tho #oh my god my head is wobbly #dont take gummies or smoke kids #ask #murielsimp #IM SORRY MY LOVE #LETS SEE WHEN I AWAKEN LATER

[akkpipitphattana]

oh she’s gonna lie to herrr

#fair tho #liz watches 23.5 #liz consumes media

[shaykesqueer]

My spouse read the last chapter I posted and their big critique was that there better be a scene later one where Fox and Copia are on a lunch date and they finally get to make soup in that big cauldron.

#fair tho #ghost band #ghost the band #the band ghost #ghost bc #fanfiction #fanfic #fanfiction writer #writing #ortas #copia x oc #shaykesqueer wildflowers #ghost fanfiction #ghost band fic #ghost band fanfic

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[nouverx]

It's funny how my Alastor art is like

"Baby boy baby!!"

".... Evil"

#hazbin alastor #alastor #I usually draw him so round and cute I felt like it wasnt fair to his actual character ahah #I'm really happy with how my angry Alastor expressions turned out #but he's still babygirl tho #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin art

[furiosopetalo]

my ex dedicated 'my kind of woman' to me when we were together. he did not saw my transition coming.

#fair tho #its so funny to me now when this song comes up