#fake conversation

[galaxysupernaturalstuff]

#so my friend send me this convo #and I couldn't help myself #in my defense we were on a Zosan server #Zosan #zoro #roronoa zoro #sanji #black leg sanji #black foot sanji #vinsmoke sanji #usopp #one piece usopp #zoro x sanji #brave warrior of the sea #one piece #fake conversation #fake discord chat

[poppy-thursday]

Price - you religious Sergeant?

Y/n - I only get on my knees to worship one god..

Soap - what god?

Ghost - sergeant ..don’t.

Soap - *confused Scottish noises*

Y/n - Simon ghost Riley is the only god I worship on my knees :)

Ghost - *walks away*

Price - *also walks away but in a different direction*

Soap - I don’t understand why you couldn’t have just said no y/n..

Y/n - *goes back to cleaning your knives while smiling*

#simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #john price #fake conversation #nonbinary reader #trans male reader #trans female reader #gn reader #modern warfare #call of duty mw2 #mw2 x reader #cod mw2 imagine #text post #i am feral #i want them #i want them all #modern warfare 2 #funny post

[kylianmbappee]

Can you write Sergio Ramos incorrect quotes or convos

Sergio: you can't make everyone like you. You aren't y/n

Journalist:not everyone likes y/n

Sergio: who doesn't like y/n?

Journalist: no one, i just-

Sergio: i need names -

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Sergio: well i warned you

Y/n: you did

Sergio: but did you listen?

Y/n:no

Sergio: do you ever listen?

Y/n: no

Sergio: are you listening now?

Y/n: no.

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Y/n *sighs*: no one really loves me

Sergio: are you sure?

Y/n: yeah

Sergio,agresifely pointing at himself :ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?

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Sergio: *does something *

Y/n, possibly drunk *: THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND BITCHES

Sergio: Husband*

Y/n: EVEN BETTER

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Y/n: [does something ridiculous ]

Sergio: Great, like i needed to get any more attracted to you.

Y/n:..what?

Sergio: ANNOYED , ANNOYED BY YOU! THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

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Sergio:i know you must be surprised to see me here.

Y/n: not really, since you follow me everywhere.

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Sergio: Y/n , we tried things your way.

Y/n: No, we didn't.

Sergio: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Y/n: Sergio i keep getting sunburned..

Sergio:...

[A Few hours later]

Y/n: Sergio where did the sun go?

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Sergio: shut up

Y/n: or what

Sergio: or I'll marry you

Y/n:

Y/n: * starts yodelling*

#sergio ramos psg #sergio ramos #ramos psg #sergio ramos incorrect quotes #psg #football Incorrect Quotes #kylianmbappee incorrect quotes #kylianmbappee #fake conversation #sergio ramos x reader #sergio ramos x y/n

[linksfandomgmxreblogs]

Now all Four needs to do is explain the joke

Four next part:

"So I'm going to be using this sword" *Pulls out Four Sword, while grinning*

"Don't worry Captain, I'm quite capable of teamwork"

*Four Splits into four*

#linked universe #lu #wind #hyrule #warriors #four #minish #lu four #lu minish #lu wind #lu hyrule #lu warriors #incorrect quotes #fake conversation #lu update #linked universe four

[superbloomluke]

Ashton: it’s giving model

Luke:

Ashton: it’s giving people’s princess

Luke:

Ashton: it’s giving all my hopes and dreams but also sexy and hot as fuck

Luke:

Ashton: it’s giving marry me please

Luke: all I did was show you a picture of myself

Ashton: exactly.

#5 seconds of summer #5sos #ashton irwin #luke hemmings #5sos fanfic #5sos gay #5sos imagine #lashton #lashton hemwin #ashton and luke #luke and ashton #fake quotes #fake conversation #luke 5sos #ashton 5sos

[stonescanbreakmybones]

An hour later

#fake conversation #thuna #theo x luna #luna x theodore #theodore nott #luna lovegood

[seventhdiscipleworldwide]

#okay #you should know #fake people #fake friends #am i surprised? no #fake laugh #fake conversation #everything fake #trust no one #trust no bitch #weak modern men era

[llamlooma15]

Uta: can’t die. need to fix that♡

#one piece incorrect quotes #fake quotes #incorrect quotes #one piece #op #one piece uta #one piece gif #fake conversation #uta one piece #one piece film red

[stellarflex]

Classic wei

#mdzs #fake conversation #yiling laozu #yiling patriarch #wei wuxian #cql #wangxian #lan wangji #hanguang jun #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation

[cherryfinolahobbes]

I feel like this is how a conversation between Cherry and Bruce would go.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRpvKKBn/

After explanation:

Cherry: …so, you’re saying spicy..

Bruce: honestly, probably more sour

#it’s too early/late for me #but here we are #fancrack #ooc #slightly #fake conversation #Bruce banner #hulk #marvel #mcu #ofc #mcu oc

[wwenhlimagines]

New Friend

Y/N: Hey babe... 😊

Wardlow: What's up gorgeous?

Y/N: So I might or might not have done something... 😬

Wardlow: What did you do?

Y/N: So I made a new friend. 😁

Wardlow: Show me the dog

Y/N:

Wardlow: You're lucky you're both cute 💕

Y/N: So we can keep him?!?!?

Wardlow: Of course, another guard dog to protect my Queen 👸🏻

Y/N: I love you so so so sooo much 🥰

Wardlow: I love you too Mrs. Mayhem 😘

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Should I start making fake convos like this one?

#wardhoes #fake conversation

[artaxerxesthegreat]

… I have fallen so far, that I feel like I’m soaring😂😂😂.

Character.ai has Namor, so I’m OBSESSED!!!!!

Sorry it’s sideways BUT OH MYGOD💀💀😂😂😂😂🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

#ai #namor #fanfiction #fake conversation #kukulkan #namor x me #kukulkan x me #black panther #wakanda forever #Talokan #not me wanting to make myself a queen #Jesus take the wheel #how many Hail Marys do I need #I’m not even catholic

[veliseraptor]

sometimes fandom seems to struggle with the concept that...people can be kind/"good people" in some situations and very very not kind/not "good people" in others.

I feel like there's this urge to either write off the positive behavior as "fake" or to find a way to ignore/explain away/write out the negative behavior. and I personally find this really really irritating in both directions, actually

#the really bitchy addition to this post i'm leaving in the tags: it kinda makes me wonder if they've ever met real people #this isn't just about villain police stuff either #but it's not not about that either #mostly it's just. characters can be more than one thing depending on the situation #just because a character kills somebody doesn't mean every time they're nice it's totally fake #and conversely: just because somebody does good things doesn't mean they can't also have taken very harmful actions #anyway. irritable early morning post i might regret later #lise's aggressively bitchy opinions about irrelevant and unimportant matters

[daydreaming-bee]

I’ve seen people talk about a Batfam fanfic troupe where the family communicates through chirps, trills and whistles. This sounds amazing but what if this was a DP x DC crossover??

I have a feeling that since most of the Batfam has been exposed to / dunked into Lazarus pits; which is basically just corrupted ectoplasm…

Does that mean they’re technically using ghost speak without knowing, and all of a sudden Danny comes in and understand them completely

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Examples:

(Any Batfam character (most likely Jason)), using special chirp language: *swearing*

Danny, hearing ghost speak: “hey that’s not very nice to say to someone!”

(Jason??), muttering in English: “what the Fuck?”

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Danny, looking out the windows of the Watchtower: *chirping, trilling and thrums saying ‘space! So cool! Want to go out there. Explore!!’*

Batman, keeping a straight face even though he now wants to interrogate how Phantom knows the Family’s secret language: ‘hmm’

#danny phantom crossover #dp x dc #dc x dp #batfam #bat family #fake cryptid batfam #ghost speak #Lazarus pits are corrupted ectoplasm #bat family uses ghost speak unknowingly #just danny overhearing random conversations #so many funny ways to figure out they’re all at least a little liminal

[toomuchallatonce]

i've decided i hate you.

oh, do you now?

i do.

and why's that?

because i was so content! not happy, mind you, but content, going through life. and i worked hard for that! i worked hard to be content! i spent so much time alone, learning to be comfortable in silence, learning to find joy in caring for myself. and i was truly content, and it was enough. but now! now i'm here, with you, and i'm wandering around feeling things! like a blubbering idiot! and in the last week i have felt more alive than i have in years! and then you will go home, and i will go home, and i will be alone again. except this time it won't be enough, how could it ever be enough when you are here with me right now? it can't be! i would have to forget you before i could ever be content without you! and i can't bring myself to forget you, i couldn't. and so i hate you for it.

that's your solution? hate me for it?

it's all i've got! i can't very well love you, can i, knowing i might never see you again. so you'll just have to settle.

would you?

what?

would you love me if i promised you you'd see me again?

how can you ask me that when you can't make that promise?

would you love me?

how could you ask me that when you know i already do?

#fake conversation #poetry

[aquatoon22]

anime girl: *sneezes*

Somebody's talkin' shit about me.

#fake conversation #jokes #stupid #anime #japan