#fake hen

[aunmenosheteroenespanol]

2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

Tommy's family arc

#911 #911edit #911 abc #911 show #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #tommy kinard #evan buckley #evan 'buck' buckley #kinley #bucktommy #kinkley #tevan #pick a ship name you guys and thanks for picking tevan the most correct name #anyway analysis time! #looking back with Modern Knowledge tm about why tommy acts the way he does in the past... babygirl you were so closeted I'm so proud #babygirl was back there getting into narnia #he was so resistant to letting go of the pseudo-family he'd found at the 118 in chimney begins #even tho it was a good old boys club that he knew he really didn't fit into he was making himself fit because at least it was something #but then he let chimney in and then hen came around and he saw a very queer person being openly queer and not giving a fuck what they think #and I think his behavior in that episode was trying to support hen as much as he could without outing himself #because like. how do you give up years of relative safety with people who do care about you they just won't like you anymore if you're *you #then he meets buck in s7 which is like 10-20 years later timeline is fake and he's like oh. this is what unconditional family is #and he's like oh. maybe I can come back. maybe I can be part of this again somehow. maybe we've both grown enough #or at the very least he'll be close to something he never believed would really happen for him #rant over tevan my beloved tim minear pillow cold both sides god bless #my edits

[princessfbi]

The cast really had no right to look as good as they did in Jinxed.

#evan buckley #eddie diaz #chimney han #hen wilson #bobby nash #911 #911 4x06 #jinxed my beloved #Eddie trying to vent to someone without getting razzed by his team and the fake dude just being like cOuNt yOUr bLeSsiNgs

[butraura]

#911 #buddie #buck x eddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #hen wilson #chimney han #athena grant #bobby nash #may grant #fake tweets #911 fox #911 abc #tried posting these on tiktok 5 times and got immediately hit with community guidelines #I made changes to fix them #still no #bunch of haters

[bluestempigeons]

Sooty laid a fucking monster of an egg again. Looking like she's gonna be a one-egger old lady! Hasn't had a two egg clutch for about half a year now

#pet pigeon #the great and mysterious sooty #i like to post about her old lady changes :) wondering if she'll hit 'henopause' earlier than most #seeing as most hens don't start one-egging until closer to 10 from what i've seen... #though bambi is seemingly hitting henopause already at 5 #not entirely unsuspected given her wonky hips but... #poor girl has been brooding nothing on and off for the past few months. i've been giving her fake eggs to sit on and she appreciates that #still fostering babies out to her as well. she likes being a momma very much

[wildlife4life]

Tease Tidbit Tuesday

Tagged by @forthewolves @ladydorian05 @devirnis and @disasterbuckdiaz You are all absolutely fantastic and I look forward to all your works!

Got nifty again for NFL Buck. What else is there for me to work on? (Plenty of other wips including two halloweeny fics lol)

The last photo Eddie posts from his birthday vacation surprises Hen and has her audibly cooing. Its a very vague shot, showing not a single hint as to who is in the photo, but the love Eddie has for them isn’t hidden.

This is a tease of a section of the fic that will actually have multiple instagram posts and I am very excited for it. Hope you all enjoyed. If you want to see more NFL Buck, just go here.

Tagging (no pressure): @exhuastedpigeon @alyxmastershipper @thewolvesof1998 @wikiangela @loserdiaz @thekristen999 @giddyupbuck @hippolotamus @fortheloveofbuddie @try-set-me-on-fire @jeeyuns @spotsandsocks @spaceprincessem @monsterrae1 @lover-of-mine @watchyourbuck @theotherluciferr @rogerzsteven @eowon @911onabc @911-on-abc @lizzybizzyzzz @cowboydiazes @cowboy-buddie @cowboy-buck @brokenribsdiaz @buck-coded @bvckandeddie @housewifebuck @transbuck @elvensorceress @glorious-spoon @bigfootsmom @honestlydarkprincess @eddiediaztho @buddierights @athenagranted @rainbow-nerdss @prosperdemeter2

#tease tidbit tuesday #tag game #my wip #fake instagram #911 fox #911 abc #911 show #911 fic #buddie #buddie fic #evan buckley #eddie diaz #hen wilson #nfl #quarterback buck #firefighter eddie #secret relationship #eddie's birthday #vague ig post #eddie loves buck #their love is too sweet

[swordofazrael1992]

9-1-1 fake twitter idea that came to me in a dream

#there is also albert replying to this with ‘hold up i have to google something.yeah this is funny’ #i also really wanted to make ravi’s @ panickedpanikkar. but it was too many characters #in case it wasn’t clear the message order is chim then buck then hen #911 posting #911 #911 abc #911 on abc #ravi panikkar #chimney han #howard han #henrietta wilson #hen wilson #evan buckley #buck buckley #fake twt #fake twitter #fake social media #911 fake twt #911 fake twitter

[photosofsouthwestmt]

Western Grebe

On my way back home from the Y the other day I saw this grebe swimming around the kids fishpond. It was very cooperative.

Nikon D500, Manual Mode, Tamron 150-600mm VC G2, F/6.3, ISO 100, ET 1/800, Focal Length 550mm, Handheld, Vibration Control on

#western #grebe #western grebe #duck #fake #hen #water #waterfowl #water bird #fowl #wildlife #nature #fall #autumn #rocky #mountains #rockies #rocky montains #beaverhead #beaverhead-deerlodge national forest #photography #photos of southwest montana #dillon #brad christensen #montana #photographer

[bucksbawls]

i decided to post these here before posting them on tiktok bc why not😍

#9-1-1 #9-1-1 buddie #9-1-1 fandom #9-1-1 fox #9-1-1 on abc #fake tweets #funny tweets #evan buckley #eddie diaz #bobby nash #hen wilson #chimney han #athena grant #maddie buckley #Spotify

[feral-peacock]

Pilot!Buck is an image I can 100% endorse.

#bugk learns to fly helicopters so hen doesnt have to make fake forms next time they need a lift #911 abc #911 spoilers #evan buckley #pilot!buck

[itwoodbeprefect]

obsessively rewatching mash season 2 episode 2 "george" and starsky & hutch season 3 episode 6 "death in a different place" back to back because i'm an intellectual. and also queer

#capping this off by NOT watching h50 season 9 episode 14 because that one aired in 2019 which makes it a little embarrassing #(edit: which does not mean it wasn't still meaningful to many people. i'm glad 9.14 exists i just also think they could have done more) #(even just a smidgen more. a scooch. a little bit. i will stop overclarifying myself to hypothetical readers now) #due south notably doesn't have a Very Special Episode that tells us that gay is okay so i guess we just have to extrapolate #or watch some fanvids. or that moment in motb when turnbull tells the random mountie he's very disciplined while everyone's doing romance #orrrr all of the closet jokes. or some like it red. or- #for 911 it's a rewatch of the s1 lone star bit with the racist neighbor fake heart attack where tk goes 'i am a homosexual' #and for the original 911 just every scene that has hen in it. not because she's a Very Special Episode but because i always want more hen #and i'm inevitably getting off track at this point in my serious media research (aka theoretically rewatching tv shows i like) #*

[iknow-thisisallinmyhead]

While we're add it, let's throw in a sneak peak! Just cause I'm in such a positive mood lol 😆

An excerpt from the infamous Buckley-Han Christmas Party™️ 🌲🎅🏼⭐️

The temperature difference slams into me when I’m back inside. The already-too-warm house now has the added body heat of dozens of party guests. By night’s end I’ll have to head out back again, just to be able to breathe. I tuck the two bottles under my arm so I can roll my sleeves up and begin the slow journey back up the hall. Buck and I separated when we arrived: he took off in search of Triple D while I went on the hunt for drinks. Who knows how far he could have wandered? Peeking my head into each room, I scan the crowd for his easiest identifier: a head that sticks up higher than everyone else’s.

He’s in the living room. Catching sight of the familiar head of blond curls, something tugs in my belly. Some invisible tether buried deep within that yanks me into the room and drags me to his side. Someone, thankfully, has turned the TV down to a low murmur, allowing the room to turn into a gathering spot of sorts. Buck’s at the end of the couch with Diana, Daisy and Doris lined up next to him. The women are dressed to the nines in elaborate and colorful outfits and are regaling the room with some adventure they had in their youth. Every seat is occupied; from Bobby and Micheal in folding chairs near the couch, to Maddie and Athena occupying the armchairs, with a glass of wine and a cocktail respectively, to Karen and Hen, taking up residence on the hearth, holding hands and snickering quietly to themselves. Linda, Sue and a few unfamiliar faces are spaced throughout the room on footstools and oversized cushions and more folding chairs. Jee-Yun and Emma have settled in here too, sitting on the floor near the tree and playing with dolls quietly - for now.

Buck’s fingers brush against mine as he grabs his lager, sparks shooting up my arm at the touch. When I move to step away, though, the man frowns, his smile dropping so fast it’s almost comical. Diana gives us a side-eyed glance before scooching herself closer to Daisy without comment. When she’s settled, there’s a spot on the cushion big enough for me and I can feel the weight of her glare every second I hesitate. 

Carefully, I sit down, pressing against Buck from shoulder to knee. Diana’s glare intensifies, sending a shiver down my spine when the red solo cup in her hand is jostled. Why is she so terrifying? It’s a tight squeeze, even with the narrow frames of the three older women, but truthfully, there’s nowhere else I’d rather be. Buck is warm and solid against me as he slides his fingers over my knee, squeezing. 

“..claimed he was a naval officer!” Daisy cries. “If he was an officer then I was the Queen of Sheba!”

The room erupts in laughter. Buck’s no exception, tossing his head back where it bounces and comes to a rest against my shoulder. Cutting my eyes over to him, I find those cerulean irises already on me. “Hi,” he whispers with a grin so soft it has the cacophony of the party around me fading away. 

“Hi,” I whisper back, unable to look away. Honey, sticky and sweet climbs up my chest and into my throat. His eyes are bright and happy, crinkling at the edges from his upturned lips. 

“Did you see Chris?”

“Holding court by the firepit.” I focus on the bottle getting warmer and warmer in my hand. It’s too early to drown in his stupid, pretty eyes. Buck tracks the pine green bottle as it moves to my lips, stares at my mouth as I sip, watches the bob of my Adam’s apple while I swallow. His gaze is heavy and heated and I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s steam rising off my face; my body heat rises notch by notch as he licks his lips, meeting my eyes again. 

“Ugh,” groans Maddie. “Get a room!” 

Something smacks against my cheek, causing me to jerk back. Looking down to my lap, I locate the offending item: It’s a drink coaster, red and white with the Fair Isle pattern Maddie seems so fond of. Pouting, I look up in search of the culprit. 

“Oops, my bad,” says Maddie, giggling. She lifts her wine glass, hiding her grin as she takes a sip. 

“Rude!” Buck grabs the coaster from my hand and tosses it back the way it came. His sister yelps, nearly spilling her wine as she ducks out of the way. 

“These two, huh?” comments Diana. “You’d think after five years they’d be capable of controlling themselves.”

A chill runs down my spine at the words. Suddenly, I remember that we told Triple D a completely different story about us than the one Buck’s family heard. It’s a fight to keep my face neutral as I turn back to the blond. He lifts his eyebrows at my wide and probably crazed eyes. Hopefully they’re conveying that he cannot leave their side for one single second tonight. We’ve almost made it through the week, we cannot get caught in a lie now! He squeezes my knee in what I hope is agreement to stay with the ladies. 

Hen snorts across the room. “If you listen to Chim, they have no self control whatsoever.” 

The comment has me scoffing, remembering the pettiness of the party meeting. “Well, maybe, after so many years of controlling ourselves, we just don’t want to anymore.” Emphasizing my point, I toss a leg over Buck’s, just like I did this morning. His hand barely moves, fingers still squeezing the curve of my knee. With the eyes of the room on us, I reach over to knit our fingers together. 

Buck watches the performance with a fond expression that has me almost choking on the cloying mess bubbling in my chest. He leans forward slowly, planting a kiss to the spot just below my ear. The press of his lips is dry and warm and I can’t breath, can’t think, can’t move. My rigidness has Buck huffing a laugh against my neck. Warm, humid air spreads over my skin, leaving a trail of goosebumps in its wake. He kisses a second time, smacking his lips wetly against my skin.

Whatever’s happening on my face has Maddie giggling again. She snaps a photo on her phone, looking a little manic. I don’t like the look in her eyes one bit, all mischievous and calculating. “I already told you to get a room, don’t make me say it again.” 

“Yeah, no PDA unless you’re under some mistletoe.” Hen’s voice fades as she inches into Karen’s space until her lips are too preoccupied to keep talking. Karen gives in to the kiss with an eye roll that tells me she’s just as helpless, just as desperate, just as in love with her wife as her wife is with her. After a moment she giggles, pushing Hen away.

Karen reaches up, curling a fist in the collar of her wife’s ugly Christmas sweater. The lights of the tree catch the diamond on her finger, sparkling. “You better go find some mistletoe if you wanna kiss me like that,” she says, voice breathy and soft. 

“What, no one’s gonna throw something at them?” Buck asks, voice dripping with exaggerated offense as he pulls back. “At least we’re not making out over here,” he adds, grumbling under his breath. 

Neither my body nor my brain has recovered yet, so I say nothing, sipping at my lager again for a distraction. If my hand shakes a little as I lift the bottle, well, that’s nobody’s business but my own.

So, I have some OCs. I love Diana, Daisy, and Doris- Triple D, as Buck lovingly calls them- with my whole entire heart and if anyone ever says anything mean about them I will cry 🥺🥺🥺

#writing #wip #the holiday lie #buddie #buddie 911 #buddie abc #911 abc #buck/eddie #eddie/buck #evan buck buckely #eddie diaz #maddie buckley #hen wilson #karen wilson #fake dating au #christmas party shenanigans #im poring my heary and soul into this guys #i hope you like it

[leaningnightmare]

when the beast gets mad

#pizza tower #fake peppino #hen art #anatomy? we're only acquainted i don't really know her #i hc that this sillay little frog beast has rly good control over SOME parts of its form. including its teeth :) #also fucking hell i can't draw hats!!!!

[ben-the-hyena]

With that during my hiatus I also binge watched Tex Avery clips again and came to a realization (or rather a solution for having my headcanons not too jarring or OOC) for my oldest guilty ship. Red and Wolfie DO love each other (well initially they didn't) but they came to a point it is a love-hate relationship, they both love each other but can't date too long and will end up be insufferable for each other, break up, try to see other people to move on or make the other jealous (usually he loves redheads like the Rurual riding hood, she other dogs like Droopy) then miss each other and return to each other and rinse and repeat. Not very healthy but it works for them. Also remember guys, he has a son in Tom and Jerry Kids, Stinkt Jr, maybe to him she is the cool stepmom he wishes he would return with, 2000's Tom and Jerry movies showed she is sweet with children. That's also from the moment it went from just lust to more complicated feelings he started to become less wild and became much classier than he is errupting in lust only rarely. He used to be a Big Bad Wolf dressed in rags (who lived with his country cousind I will HC, turned around his life after he made some business or something and moved to the city in which he had great cars and clothes but was still the same wild and rude wolf, met Stinky Jr's mom but it didn't go super well, tried to move on from that by doubling down being a sexist, then met Ret, just being a horny jerk about her, it became an obsession because she was the first not to want him, so a mix of frustration and need with actual nascent feelings made him truly adopt the fancier ways of the city and be a better more present dad, and he went from McWolf to Slick Wolf as he is referred to in recent media and like he is in the Little Rural Riding Hood short, in which he is unsensitive seeing Red perform because "tsk, moved on" yet he can't help but be here etc

Yes too long and chaotic of an HC I know

This had all sprang back in my head because

IN THE SECOND MOST RECENT TOM AND JERRY CARTOONS HE APPEARS ALONG THE OTHER AVERY WOLVES AND ARE ALL COUSINS AAAA

#he totally fakes the british accent. his cousins are confused because he is super different now. but he still loves them and didn't cut ties #Stinky Jr's mom is totally the Red-like hen nurse from that over Tex Avery short with chickens. he has a type. they're in bad terms #THERE EVEN IS THE SHERIFF WOLF JUST UNRELATED TO THEM AAAH- #i think too much about analyzing old silly cartoons. in fact : HC Tom and Jerry Kids is not a prequel. they are juniors #tex avery #wolfie #moi #tom and jerry #cousins #country wolf #southern wolf #red #i ship it ! #i ship it sexually #i ship it as exes #love is here #stinky jr #tom and jerry kids #parents and children #family

[mccall-scott]

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#911 rant #and spoilers ?! #idk man i didn’t watch the episode yet #but anyway #the whole fandom out roar about a redemption arc for the buckley and han parents is just raging me #because 1 the entire premise of this silly fire show is that people make each other better and can learn from their mistakes #ALL of the main characters have entered the show with flaws and have actively hurt the people they love #bobby got so drunk he set fire to his wife and children #buck literally sued the firehouse #eddie had a terrible relationship with his wife and abandoned his kid for years #hen cheated on karen #chimney was a completely fake person to the girl he wanted to marry #but they ALL worked through their mistakes and learned from them and grew #they are flawed characters because they are reflective of real human people #and sometimes people can learn from their mistakes and be better #like yeah they’ve obvious not been good parents but like ??? this is the entire plot of the show yall #get a grip 911 fandom #anywhooooo #ignore me or disagree i don’t even care #meg shut up

[thosetwofirefighters]

Last Line Tag Game

Share the last line of your WIP and tag as many people as there are words on it.

I finally got tagged in something and no, I'm definitely not overly excited about it (/s). I was tagged by @lilbuddie <3

"I want tamales, Buckaroo. Hurry up!"

I don't know how many of the people I follow/could tag are writers, so I am just tagging anyone who sees this and wants to join!! :)

#the happiness I felt opening my fake dating fic and realizing THAT adorable line from hen is the last one I wrote #so satisfied lmao #they are in texas and heading to eddie's parents house after the wildfires #i have yet to decide if they actually have tamales #buuuut this definitely made me want to work on that wip so #yayyyy #lilbuddie i'm eternally grateful thanks for being my first tag game tag!! #:)) #mine #wip #fanfic #911 fic #911 fanfic #hen #lol #last line tag game #tag game

[hyperionshipping]

Anyway, Wade my absolute bestest best friend

#the 2nd movie my beloved #2nd movie is SO fun for best buds Tricks and Wade. /s #He goes with Wade and co to save Russel. And Tricks is fine. He can fight. Wade knows! Tricks #just tries to keep Cable from hitting Russel because he's with Wade. That's a fucking *kid*. And it's fine its going great until he watches #ade put the collar on and Tricks drops his weapons and then he sees Cable shoot and Wade goes down #Tricks just struggles for words. And in the split second he just turns and charges Cable. Calls him a bastard and of course Cable is way big #ger then him and Tricks isn't thinking and he just holds Tricks back while he screams and starts to cry. Cable takes a couple punches. And w #hen Wade says something Tricks turns and tells Cable 'You walk away and so help me I will fucking *find* you.' #And Tricks goes down by Wade calls him stupid. Stupid stupid friend he is. And Tricks looks at Russel and he just tries to steel himself. #He can't be mad at the kid. Wade does his whole speech before he fake dies + then goes 'wait no still here' and that's when Tricks starts cr #ying again because he can't lose his friend. Wade passes (but not really) and when Tricks gets up with very much intent to kill I think C #Colossus again just stops him. 'Not what Wade would want.' and then yadda yadda Cable reverses time #2nd time around Tricks hugs Wade and calls him stupid and that 'Im killing you next time you stupid piece of shit' #ANYWAY friends they are so good friends your honor <3 they go way back #They have history from the first movie AND go back from there 83! #tricks rambles