#fake mona lisa

[bloodybellycomb]

"They didn't actually burn the Mona Lisa, the real one is made of wood, not paper, like in the film!! Of course they wouldnt have given miles bron the real one!!"

Yeah...they didn't burn the real Mona Lisa...because it's a movie. Another thing is that paper might just look better than wood when it burns on film. Not only that, but it's very realistic that miles would have obtained the real one. Rich people buy one of a kind, priceless art all the time, just because they believe they have that right.

Also, in the context of the film, it had to be the real Mona Lisa; Helen's plan wouldn't work if it turned out to be a fake. Miles would never always be mentioned in the same breath as the Mona Lisa if the real one didn't burn.

I'm sorry if this makes people uncomfortable but in the Rian Johnson cinematic universe, the real Mona Lisa has been reduced to ashes.

#glass onion spoilers #glass onion #knives out #sorry but the mona lisa is gone in that world #helens actions wouldnt be impactful at all if it turns out to be a fake #that would completely take away from the point the movie was trying to make #birdy chirps

[bluebellhairpin]

Idk what you're all on about. Goncharov is a real movie?? Zepotha is fake as fuck we all know that, but I thought we've all seen Goncharov???? I've seen Goncharov?????? I will never forget the pure cinema changing power the last scenes had on me as I sat listening to Lacrimosa as the credits started to roll. I WILL NEVER FORGET.

#all you saying it is a FAKE movie obviously never watched it #zepotha could never and thats because shes not real #but goncharov. my beauty. my black swan. my david and mona lisa. you. you are what it means to bring communities together through art #nemos thoughts #goncharov #zepotha #cw unreality

[cherryriposte]

*glass onion spoilers ahead*

i just finished watching so i came onto tumblr to see what everyone else thought and it looks like there’s this prevailing fan theory in which the mona lisa was a fake (cause the real one is painted on wood and the one in the movie was canvas). which really adds another layer (ha) to how much of an idiot miles bron is, but i do feel that it cheapens the ending of the movie a little bit? in the beginning miles bron was talking about the whole “are you willing to break the thing that nobody wants you to break” which in this case is the mona lisa. the mona lisa burning is the commupance of his vanity and ego, it is the thing that will ruin him beyond repair. having the actual mona lisa be destroyed highlights how in attempts to accrue more wealth, power, and prominence, billionaires cause harm that cannot be undone.

#anyway im rambling #no hate to the people who pointed the fake mona lisa thing out #i just prefer to believe that in the glass onion universe miles bron caused the burning of the actual mona lisa #glass onion

[lorific-arts]

“WOW! You swim like a fish!” 🦎💕🐢

Y’all remember that 1987 episode “Raphael Meets His Match” right?? I think about it so often. Please nickelodeon give us season 3 so we can potentially see a Rise Mona Lisa for our big softie 🥺

Used my version of Mona and based it off this image⬇️

#rise of the tmnt #save rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #mona lisa x raphael #tmnt raphael #tmnt mona lisa #fake screenshot #illustration #character design #digital art #my art #my artwork #fanart #digital illustration #1987 tmnt #rottmnt mona lisa #rottmnt

[haroldtea]

i’m gonna disagree on the “they gave him a fake mona lisa” text post because then the whole “you’ll be mentioned in the same breath as the mona lisa” plotline kinda loses impact. if it was a fake mona lisa, miles won’t get into any “real” trouble (other than the pr nightmare of his energy invention thing blowing up his own house)

#unless i’m completely missing something #like yes miles is clearly an idiot and WOULDN’T realize if it was fake which makes it funny if he bought all the security #but i doubt many people would be able to tell if it was fake #and i think the movie makes it clear enough that he’s an idiot without that #the mona lisa needs to be real for maximum consequences otherwise … he’ll clean up the pr nightmare and get a slap on the wrist? #glass onion #glass onion spoilers

[theoreticalli]

I will not get into arguments with my irl friends about ai I will not get into arguments with my irl friends about ai I will not get into arguments with my irl friends about ai I will not get into arguments with my irl friends about ai

#I mean like I could get into arguments with all kinds of people on here too. but that's beside the point #I'm better at not doing that #anyways calling any AI/LLM/etc theft is like calling a kid trying to redraw the Mona Lisa from memory a thief #it just cannot straight up steal your work because that's not what it does #if you don't want your stuff used to train the model... go off I guess but a. it's too late and b. you are a tiny tiny drop. #you are a single pixel in a composite so massive as to render you invisible #you simply aren't that important to it. sorry. #concerns about faked necessary information are more concerning to me than art #why does it matter to you? we will continue to make art as we always have. we will continue to fight for labor rights. against exploitation #stop giving the tools so much power. focus. there are more important fights to win.

[eztr3llxh0sh1mx]

Pochichoco y mafafa en TMNT 1987 (es edit no es recolor no me odien)

#Edit #fake screenshot #tmnt #tmnt 1987 #mafafa musguito #odisea burbujas #pochichoco #Lmb #liga mexicana de beisbol #olmecas de tabasco #mascot #donatello tmnt #mona lisa tmnt

[thesunking12]

Through gritted teeth: The Mona Lisa has to be the real one for the point of the movie to work

#glass onion #glass onion spoilers #if I see one more post about how it’s the fake one I’m going to stab my eyes out #tw violent imagery #like it’s not even all that funny to think it’s the fake one compared to how funny it is that a rich guy loses everything #and every time it’s made by people acting like the Mona Lisa being destroyed in a fictional movie is the same as murder

[chromaticroses]

not to be rude but. if you think the mona lisa was a fake you genuinely have some of the worst media literacy skills ive ever seen

#I lied im being very rude #just. jesus. #glass onion spoilers #throwing away the entire theme of a work bc of some inaccuracies in the visual portrayal of something #if the mona lisa was a fake they did a VERY BAD JOB telling the audience this #if you need to have a fucking art degree to figure out something in a mystery movie it’s a bad mystery movie. and its not a bad mystery movi

[avengedcelery]

I know the suspension of disbelief is important and all but people picking tiny unintended details or goofs and exploring how they interacts with the themes is not the issue, it's just a different way to enjoy things. It's only a problem if it stops being fun and starts being an actual critique

#this is inspired by glass onion fans not understanding other fans finding the idea of the louvre lending miles a fake mona lisa funny #yeah some people wondered if this was intentional but that's still not the same things as not suspendong disbelief

[monalisameisjemetdeparel]

Rare photograph of Leonardo da Vinci and Mona Lisa, Florence 1504.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/groups/4255460751216493

#mona lisa #double #portrait #fake #posing

[dimxndsareforever]

#the face of a queen #paris #the mona lisa #shame they do not know it is a fake

[craigjclark]

#criterion collection #fake criterion #criterion #criterion cover #bruce willis #hudson hawk #mona lisa

[scionshtola]

how would glass onion be a better movie if the mona lisa was fake

#it WOULDNT. #he used his connections to get the mona lisa and then it was destroyed and now that will be connected to him forever #‘oh he just destroyed a fake the real one is just fine’ IS NOT AS GOOD.OF AN ENDING. #idk why i’m so mad about this i just don’t understand the ways in which ppl choose to apply their thinking on this website #i feel like this is cinemasins related somehow. #i need a text post tag

[herenya-writes]

okay I’m done with the glass onion reblogs. good movie 10/10 will be rewatching

#I know I’ve reblogged several ‘the Mona Lisa was a fake’ posts #and I do still think that could be accomplished while ruining miles and making sure Helen’s actions bring him down #but imma say that yeah as much as I really care about old art #getting justice for a murdered person is more important than the painting #where’s that quote about letting the Statue of Liberty be destroyed to save one life #that

[gonkaccino]

did some calculations and determined that, somehow, against all odds, the loneliest time is in fact my favorite thing carly has released. It’s incredible but it seems to have happened

#carly rae jepsen #the loneliest time #emotion vs joshua tree could go either way honestly #it was a tough one #and yeah I included the side Bs because I fucking love fake mona lisa and cry #overall I'd say emotions highs are the highest #god damn do I love this woman #CRJ's music is like being wrapped in a warm blanket #is she objectively the best musician I've ever heard? no but she always gives me the good brain chemicals #and that's why she's my favorite artist no matter what #there is NOTHING like being in a crowd singing and dancing along with her #no other concert can compare to the pure joy of being in a carly crowd #and I went to see f+tm a few weeks ago so I can confirm #the religious experience of being near florence welch is still second to being part of the homosexual mass singing cut to the feeling