thinking about my webkinz schnauzer of whom which i tried to name "sausage" but couldn't spell sausage at age 7, so his legal name is "sosig"
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Robin’s favorite part of Steve becoming a dad (and there really are so many to choose from) is getting to hear about all the ways his kids are learning how to push his buttons (as they absolutely should – Steve wouldn’t truly be a dad if he wasn’t being driven half-insane by their ridiculous antics).
“What are your children up to today, Steve-o?” she asked during a routine phone call.
And Steve replied, “Well, Moe spent half the night in time-out for fucking walloping Robbie with a hardcover picture book.”
“Why?” Robin snorts.
“Never figured it out, but later when we made Moe apologize, she said Sorry for hitting you with a book – which, you know, fine, she could have stopped there, but then she said If you just do what I say, I’ll never have to hit you with a book again.”
“Jesus, she’s like a fuckin’ mobster.”
“Tell me about it.”
Another time, Steve told her, “I think I lost the battle with Hazel’s hair.”
Robin made a sympathetic noise, because she was very aware of Steve’s ongoing crusade to manage Hazel’s unmanageable curls (they're actually pretty manageable, from what Robin has heard, the problem is just that Hazel won't let him).
“This morning I told her we needed to brush it before school and I think her exact response was Don’t people want to see the real me?”
Robin laughs, “Oh man, she’s so cute.”
“Don’t worry – she knows.”
One of Robin’s favorite updates is when Steve tells her, “We had to figure out how to address Robbie breaking into Moe’s fucking Webkinz account and spending all her fake money on gifts for herself,” and Robin can’t help a gasp, because she’s heard all about this Webkinz craze and just how big a deal it is to elementary-schoolers like Steve and Eddie’s oldest daughters.
“Holy shit, she’s diabolical.”
“Yeah. I mean, Moe probably could have picked a better password than password. Kinda thought she was smarter than that, actually, but…lesson learned, I guess.”
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hii i’d love to be assigned a webkinz!!
my fun fact: in 4th grade at the end of the year the teacher held an auction thing where we could use the fake money we got throughout the year to buy stuff that other kids brought to auction off. my friend was auctioning a beanie baby and there was one (1) other kid who had enough to outbid me and i paid him off by giving him extra paper to eat for the rest of the year. i won the auction
I feel like you are a pink cockatoo
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ur so right for the post about hating the new ajc art style cuz i hate it too. everything looks so gummy and fake that it bothers me...bring back taylor maw
ikr..... its so crisp and sterile... its like wannabe old webkinz but with absolutely none of the charm. it doesnt fit with the style of the game at all and i hate it!!
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In 2016 I got my first signature webkinz- a Siamese cat. Not by buying it but by finding a lost toy in a Wal-Mart fake flower isle and passing it off as my own when i left since a- Wal-Mart didn't sell them and b- the tag thats Sween in the leg to say what species it is ( not to be confused with the code tag which was no where to be seen ). Despite it not being able to be properly adopted in game it was a dream come true for me :)
finders keepers dude those plushies were a LOT of money
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Does anybody remember the "Killer Webkinz" virus? It was attached to files of music kids liked like Hannah Montana and The Jonas Brothers on popular fileshare apps like frostwire and it would use your cookies to redirect you to a video when you entered a certain part of the Webkinz site of this evil duck killing your webkin (like a flash animation) my cousin had it happen to them and I think there was a similar virus for Club Penguin where again it would use your cookies to get your account info and then redirect you to a fake page where it showed your character getting killed. It didnt do anything to your computer or steal any other info it just redirected you to your pet getting killed in a flash animation it served no purpose other than to be a dick to little kids lmfao
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