#false gurus

[premakalidasi]

No, Baba,

I am not going to join your lineage.

No matter how much you may tempt me;

With powers, smiles, energies--

I can see the vague shape of your Guru standing aghast behind you,

Like a washed-out watercolour,

Frozen, horrified

As he watches you;

Behind an invisible wall

He cannot get past,

Like ice.

No, Baba, 

Take away your dirty hands--

Do not touch me!

I will not join your lineage.

If you were a true Aghori,

Fearless,

You would not hate the Muslims.

You would not preach against them;

You would seek them out,

Befriend them.

For a Sufi saint

Can teach you far more than an angry mob ever can,

Can give you far more than your power over the masses,

That false wealth you run after--

Oh, you're too afraid of losing their favour,

Too afraid of becoming unknown, unheard, unfeted?

Of being left alone,

With just you and God?

Just like you are afraid of the Muslims?

There--

Conquer *that*,

Says Prema, 

And then come talk to me about Aghora.

--Prema Kalidasi

#prema kalidasi #poetry #aghori #false prophets #the real gurus are hidden

[planetzambon]

itds the biggest problem in the world.

the experts dont leave any marks - geepers

@7:55 it goes from strip lighting to brazil guru to dv work in bout 30 secs. waves on the shore

a constant movement that oscillates

Venn diagrams with anti gang work @27:40

@13:52 sometimes its a word sometimes its an attitude you cant banish them out of the movement

@17:36 why do people believe gthings? they might be fact

#men #metoo #privelege #feminism #disguised #haha #false starts #flickering #not really #knowing #what to do #reminds me of this guy #waves on the shore #Brazilian guru

[neelu123]

#MiracleOfGodKabir_In_1513510 years ago #out of jealousy #false gurus falsely propagated that Kabir Sahib would do Bhandara to expel Kabir

[custardfist]

MEANING OF LIFE 🧘‍♀️

#comic #comics #web comic #web comics #webcomic #webcomics #funny #cult #guru #false promises #false prophets

[caliblorn]

I promised to make this post months ago and completely forgot about it until the last few days (a classic!), so here I am now. Making it. And with silly art included. Yay!

As many of you know, Mannimarco and Vanus Galerion in Elder Scrolls Online are portrayed as 2E contemporaries who mirror each other journeys to leaders, out of the Psijic Order and into their own groups. ESO makes it clear that they're meant to be similar in age as well, and it does so both by de-aging Mannimarco's model for the "Half-Forming Understandings" quest, and by making it say by Vanus himself in Artaeum Lost.

BUT! If you have played Morrowind or Oblivion, you might already be familiar with Where were you when the Dragon Broke?, an account of different people's experiences during the Middle Dawn, the 1E Dragon Break. And oh! Look who it is.

(notice also he says God, not King) The Middle Dawn happened between 1E 1200 and 1E 2208. Time fuckeries as much as you want, but nonetheless, 1E ends in 2920, and we know FOR SURE that Vanus was born the first years of 2E and that he joined the Psijics as a 11 yo. So, even if we took into consideration ONLY the latest period of the Middle Dawn, Mannimarco would have been a... 700+ years old novice when he met Vanus. Very funny to think about, but an old mer having an intellectual rivalry with a teenager doesn't really scream "brilliant" to me.

I'd say the retconning of his age is also supported by Worm Saga, were he doesn't mention at all his period in the Maruhkati and makes it sound like he was either born or taken to Artaeum at a very young age.

Plus, both in Worm Saga and in the Vault's flashbacks and in every other source ever (WRITTEN FOR ESO. AHEM.) we see that his "discovery" of necromancy happened on Artaeum. Like, it's screamed into our ears a couple of times or more in the game itself.

The problem with all of this? The book that implies he lived through the Middle Dawn is still present in ESO.

Which is to me one little example of a bigger issue with ESO writers rewriting/retconning things without taking away/trying to somewhat link the original sources. But I digress, there are different ways to make this work but since some are too complicated to be discussed now, I'll just share with you what I usually go with;

Mannimarco is a great liar. Not only a liar, a politician. A sales man. A guru. He knows how to give himself prestige. What "Where were you when the dragon broke?" is to me is either fake accounts fabricated by the Cult themselves, or stolen accounts (probably from Artaeum's archives!) where his false experience was added and then sent around Tamriel.

If I had to make a TIMELINE for all the pieces cited, I would say the publication order would be "Where were you when the dragon broke" (used as propaganda by the Cult to make Mannimarco's figure important)-> "Artaeum Lost" (disproves what was fabricated about Mannimarco)-> "Worm Saga" (new attempt to give himself prestige with that "aldmer, scion of et'Ada").

#mannimarco #king of worms #god of worms #artaeum lost #where were you when the dragon broke #worm saga #eso #tes #im sweating #feel free to add stuff. There are other sources to cite but i think these are enough to make my point #tesblr #doodles #by the way fuck you Kirkbride this is your fault

[lunarlianna]

Asteroid Karma

Karma asteroid ( 3811) it’s a good indicator if you have positive karma or negative one. If is squaring your Mars or Saturn the karma usually has a negative aspects, if is trine or sextile your Jupiter, Venus or the Sun can show a positive karma that you are here to collect. Also, the conjunction can show either a positive or a negative karma, is somehow in-between. I couldn’t take more 1-2 degrees as aspect, since is a smaller asteroid and the influence is weaker if the orbit is higher. A high importance is when this asteroid or any asteroid is at 0 or 29 degrees, since this degree are also called anaretic degrees.

Karma in Aries: with this position, in past life may have been a bit egotistical and pursue you ambitions at all cost. You are here now to learn how to balance your impulsiveness and independence, in a form that you can help the others as well. Sometimes this asteroid if affected can indicate that you may have tricked someone in a business or you may have replaced a romantic partner with work. If in positive aspects you can have a lot of luck in businesses

Karma in Taurus: here this asteroid can symbolise that in a past life you either you’ve been to focus on your sexuality and pleasures, either you have denied them. You need in this lifetime to learn how to accumulate possessions and have patience in the projects. If afflicted you can experience material losses and negative views on your sexuality and spirituality. If it’s in positive aspects you may be lucky in projects that are creative and in establishing a family.

Karma in Gemini: you may have been cheated in a past life due to your own ignorance, otherwise, especially if is afflicted, you may have talked to much and not research the subjects enough also you may have spread rumours or be a false guru like person. In this life time you need to do your research. Learn to listen and be mindful with your siblings and neighbours. If the aspect is positive, you may find support through your close community and learn from your close relatives.

Karma in Cancer: if this asteroid is afflicted in a natal chart, you didn’t give emotional support and empathy to other in a past life, you may have been cold, calculated and had a hard time in obtaining financial security. If it’s in a positive aspect this can mean that your mother in this life time will give you emotional support and financial aids. You need to learn how to balance your emotions and obtain financial security, you may need to treat your mother or mother life figure with compassion and love.

Karma in Leo: If this asteroid it’s afflicted, could mean that in a past life you’ve been a gambler and a person that didn’t took relationship serious also could mean that you abused your knowledge and power. If in positive aspects you can have a lot of luck in romantic pursues and also luck when it comes to money. In this lifetime you need to balance your ego and self-esteem and don’t accept insults or public shaming.

Karma in Virgo: If in negative aspect, this asteroid can indicate that in a past life you have neglected your health and routines. This can also indicate that you’ve been absorbed to much on the spiritual world and leave more in a fantasy. If in positive aspects you can be very luck having an everyday routine and your health can be very strong. You can also have positive benefits from co-workers. You need to balance your obsessions regarding clean eating, health and not fall into an extreme. Once in balance you can have a lot of success in your career.

Karma in Libra: If in negative aspects this placement can mean that you were overly flirtatious and non-commitment in a past life. This can also mean that you had trouble in maintaining the balance in relationships or where pure egotistical If in positive aspects can mean that your relationships will be happy and filed with love but you’ll need to learn how to balance physically and mentally, as well as take breaks whenever is necessary.

Karma in Scorpio: this is a difficult placement to have, as it’s all about releasing obsessions and control. If in negative aspect, this placement can put you in situations that require a lot of trust and embracing the unknown. You may have used your sensuality in a past life in order to gain recognition. If it’s in a positive aspect this placement can bless you with financial gains and power. This is also a placement that you have mastered the kundalini energy.

Karma in Sagittarius: If in positive aspect you can reform higher education and religion, you may be gifted with spiritual knowledge and wisdom. If in negative aspect you may be prone to be unkind with your words and have them backfire at you. You may also have been someone that took advance of others because of their naivety. Be mindful and honest in your communication.

Karma in Capricorn: this is also a difficult placement to have, as you need to let go of fears and control and the obsession you have with your public persona. If in positive aspects this placement can make you a great leader and a good business man. In negative aspect you may struggle with the place that you have in this world and also the relationship you have with your father. You need to learn how to balance career and family.

Karma in Aquarius: if in negative aspects ( especially if it’s squaring your Uranus or Mars) you may be prone to accidents and sudden unfortunate events, you may also have difficulties in self-expression and understanding that moderation is key in your development. If in positive aspects this a good indicator that you can have unique experiences in regards to your friend group and large community. They may also help you follow your path and settling old past life debts.

Karma in Pisces: I would say this is actually a lucky placement so to speak. Since you reached the final karmic wheal. If in positive aspects this a a good placement for an energetic healer or someone that is intone with their higher self. If in negative aspects or rx, you may be prone to mental health issues or substance abuse. You’ll need to master self-awareness and honesty towards yourself in order to heal your karma.

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[vesora]

original post by bumlehri on instagram

Q: I am convinced that I am, but I am not convinced of what I am. Intellectually I know I am the Self but I don’t experience this. I have to make a lot of effort.

Annamalai Swami: To experience the Self you have to dive deep into the consciousness ‘I am’.

Q: You mean I should keep the mind there?

Annamalai Swami: Yes. When you see the rope as a rope there is no snake. You also know that there was never a snake. When you cease to imagine that you are a mere body and a mind, reality shines of its own accord. If you stabilize in this state you can see that the mind didn’t go anywhere; you understand that it never really existed. ‘Keeping the mind in its source’ is just another way of saying: ‘Understanding that it never existed.’

Q: But how is one to awaken from perpetual body-consciousness? For consciousness to manifest one must have a body.

Annamalai Swami: If there is constant meditation that consciousness is your own reality in which all phenomena are appearing and disappearing, that meditation is the activity of the sattvic (pure, clean) mind. It is this activity which erases and dissolves the tamas (e.g. inertia or dullness, inactivity) and rajas (selfish desires e.g. sexual lust) which cover the reality.

The human body is the only vehicle in which it is very convenient to realize the unmanifest Self. With the body and the mind we can investigate and discover the Reality that remains unaffected by the body and the mind.

We should regard the body in the same way we regard a car. …

Q: No matter how quiet I get or how still my mind is, I never get to see the world as an indivisible whole. Even when my mind is completely still, if I open my eyes I still see a world of separate objects.

Annamalai Swami: When the one who sees vanishes, the world of multiplicity goes with it. You don’t see the unity and indivisibility, you are it. You can never see the Self or Brahman, you can only be it.

The Guru may tell his disciples a thousand times, ‘You are the Self, you are not what you imagine yourself to be’, but none of them ever believes him. They all keep asking the Guru for methods and routes to reach the place where they already are.

Q: Why don’t we give up our false ideas as soon as we are told that they are false?

Annamalai Swami: We have identified with our false ideas for many previous lifetimes. The habit is very strong. But not so strong that it cannot be dissolved through constant meditation.

Q: The seeker has many ideas: ‘I am a jiva (personality), I am bound and have to do sadhana ("methodical discipline to attain desired knowledge or goal) to attain liberation’. Should we forget all these ideas?

Annamalai Swami: Yes, forget them all! ‘I am the Self, I am all’. Hold onto this awareness. All other paths are roundabouts.

Q: Bhagavan said that repeating, ‘I am the Self’ or ‘I am not this body’ is an aid to enquiry but does not constitute the enquiry itself.

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Annamalai Swami: The meditation, ‘I am not the body or the mind, I am the immanent Self’ is a great aid for as long as one is not able to do self-enquiry properly or constantly. Bhagavan said, ‘Keeping the mind in the Heart is self-enquiry’. If you cannot do this by asking ‘Who am I?’ or by taking the I-thought back to its source, then meditation on the awareness ‘I am the all-pervasive Self’ is a great aid.

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Bhagavan often said that we should read and study the Ribhu Gita regularly.

In the Ribhu Gita it is said: ‘That bhavana (mental attitude) ‘I am not the body, I am not the mind, I am Brahman, I am everything,’ is to be repeated again and again until this becomes the natural state.’ Bhagavan sat with us every day while we chanted extracts from the Ribhu Gita which affirm the reality of the Self. It is true that he said that these repetitions are only an aid to self-enquiry, but they are a very powerful aid.

By practicing this way the mind becomes more and more attuned with the reality. When the mind has become purified by this practice, it is easier to take it back to its source and keep it there. When one is able to abide in the Self directly, one doesn’t need aids like this. But if this is not possible these practices can definitely help one.

- Living by the Words of Bhagawan.

#nd #nonduality #advaita vedanta #nondualism #self realization #moksha #Annamalai Swami #self enquiry

[se1f]

I feel like since you are also like, freshly realized???? (I have nooo idea how to word it omg😭😭😭😭) I can relate to your posts more? Because I'm at that same point of recognizing the things that I do everyday as awareness.

For you, what was the most helpful thing you heard or read that helped you to understand how you consciously create this seeming reality? Also how do you describe "changing the channel"? (as in, changing the false/illusory)

PLSS OMG "freshly realized" has me giggling, thank you for the laugh! <33

okk so first- loved the little term you invented, but I feel inclined to remind you that there is no person here to realize anything! i may be misunderstanding the usage of the word "realization" within this community. but, I feel as if it relays this message of there being something to attain by a sudden realization or enlightenment. you (and I) have always been THAT, and will forever continue being THAT.

this knowledge has always been within us, the words of gurus or people, are not what mystically converts us from a human with 0 understanding to THAT. it only catapults us into lifting the veil for ourselves. of course, the words I read allowed me to understand (just the slightest) of what "I AM" is, but it is not understanding that got me to this point. the mind will never be able to comprehend the incomprehensible :)

"For you, what was the most helpful thing you heard or read that helped you to understand how you consciously create this seeming reality?"

for "me", it was ditching the attempts of deciphering from the mind. the mind got so hung up on concepts, and words- that it did not take them for what they are. unreal. you should only use words as pointers! not as the whole truth! THAT is beyond words, concepts, and even comprehension. i stopped the grueling cycle of over-consumption and started to rely on mySelf. only taking the words of others as pointers, then dropping it entirely. i also stopped allowing thoughts/illusionary senses to be the dictator of THAT.

i feel as if writing about my unreal experiences are futile- because they are not real. i think the problem is that some (also "past" me hehe) relied so much on the illusionary "physical reality"- or the mind's comprehension. none of that can control you, when you are THAT. to sum it up, by discarding the mind's feeble attempts of understanding, seeing past the illusion, and knowing THAT- aided "me". i believe it was a sort of shift from the perspective of the body-mind, to the lens of Self. realizing i was not a human with its intricate doings, but of the awareness behind it all.

"realizing" THAT is instant. the only reason why we think it isnt, is because we are fooled by illusionary deceptions time, and time again- leading us to think there is a "journey" to when we are above all concepts. there isn't :) just take everything around you for what it is. an illusion. how can an illusion overpower truth? (hint: it cant! only if you let it ;)

"Also how do you describe "changing the channel"? (as in, changing the false/illusory)"

the analogy of "changing the channel" is something i've seen quite often within this community. im gonna completely butcher this explanation, but only because it is beyond words lol. first- there is nothing to change because there is no-thing to begin with. i just chose to observe something "new"- like changing the channel to watch something else! when you're changing a tv channel- there's no process except for choosing to be entertained by another. and it's instant! theres no waiting or expectation- only "acceptance" (not from the "ego"). i don't want to further add to any confusion anyone is experiencing- but basically: for THAT, everything is instantaneously THAT. There is no physical process that one might think has to occur. THAT obviously, pervades all (no-)things. i told yall i was gonna butcher that... im sooo sorry lol. if anyone has questions on that disastrous paragraph, i'd be more than glad to answer!!

#asks

[alittlebitoftruthcan]

‘You told us to rejoice whenever we see other people becoming sincere seekers, and it is indeed a moving experience to see new people become sannyasins and begin to meditate. But how are we to feel when we see really beautiful, sincere young people giving up everything to follow destructive, false, so-called messiahs who are only using these followers for their own material and political gain? I am thinking of a man named Moon who is gaining more and more adherents every day. He is also making more and more enemies in the West, who criticize him and his methods most vehemently. But his poor blind disciples use this persecution as proof that he is a new Jesus.’ It is a very complicated phenomenon and you will have to be very subtle about it. The first thing—it is none of your business. If somebody follows Moon or Muktananda it is none of your business. You should not have any attitude about it, because who are you to decide? Whether Moon is right or wrong, how can you decide? And why should you decide? You are not following him. You should keep out of it. Because there is no way to decide from the outside. The same thing was said really against Jesus also. And the people who were against Jesus, they were also saying the same thing to people: ‘Why are you going with this man? He is a false messiah.’ That’s what Jews were saying against Jesus. They still say—they may not say loudly because they have been forced to be silent, crushed down the centuries, but they still say. Who is going to decide? And how? The same people are saying against me—you following me. People will say that you have fallen into the hands of a dangerous man. He has brainwashed you, he has destroyed you, you are hypnotized, and so on, so forth. So the first thing is, never be concerned about these things. Don’t waste your time. If somebody feels good to be with Moon, it is his business to decide. And you say ‘sincere, beautiful people…’ If they are really sincere they will understand sooner or later that this messiah is false. If their sincerity cannot reveal to them the falsity of their messiah, then who is going to reveal? So let them go wholeheartedly. If they are moving with a wrong person, sooner or later they will realize. And if they don’t realize, then too it is for them to choose. In fact, the more you criticize Moon and others, the more you make it impossible for the disciples to see themselves. The more you criticize, the more they become defensive. And logic is a double-edged sword. When you start being too much against, then Moon says, ‘Look, the same happened to Jesus, the same is happening to me. People are against me. It has always happened to great prophets that people are against them.’ By your being against him you are proving that he is important, you are giving him too much significance. If Jews had not bothered about Jesus, there may not have been any Christianity. I’m not saying that Jesus was wrong or right, I’m simply saying there would not have been any Christianity. But too much against him created a defensive attitude in his followers. They started fighting, arguing. Be indifferent. If you cannot rejoice then do at least one thing—be indifferent. If you can rejoice, good. Somebody who is following Moon at least is seeking—maybe seeking in wrong directions, maybe—but still seeking. Better than those people who are not seeking. Rejoice. Moving with a wrong person, but moving. Groping in the dark, far away from the door, but groping. Better than those who are sitting in the dark and not groping at all. Better than Christians, Hindus, Mohammedans, Jains, Buddhists, who are just sitting silently. Their groping has stopped. They think they have found. Just by birth you become a Christian. Christianity is not your choice—just an accident by birth. Just by birth you have become a Hindu. It is better at least that somebody is trying to move on his own. There is danger, but the whole life is danger. It is better to be a follower of Moon, alive, than to be a follower of a dead Christ. And I am not saying that he is right or wrong—he may be wrong—but at least the person has the courage to follow, to choose. If he is wrong, sooner or later his own experience will prove it—that he is wrong. But those people who are simply sitting in the darkness, they will never come to know whether they are wrong or right. The real trouble is with these people. You have taken it for granted that you are a Christian. How can you be a Christian? There were only a few Christians who followed Jesus alive. They risked their life. The greatest risk was this: that there was no way to decide whether they were following the right person or wrong—that was their greatest risk. Had they been with the old church—if they had remained Jews there was no risk. Things were settled by the tradition. For centuries down, everything was settled, every dogma was settled. These people started looking for themselves; they were trying to open their eyes. I am not worried whether Jesus was right or wrong, but I say these people are more alive people. Yes, even with a Muktananda it is good to move. And if you are a sincere seeker, how long can Muktananda or Moon deceive you? How long? Your sincerity is your only protection, nothing else. Go on—one has to grope long, one has to knock on many doors before one comes to the right door. There is no other way. So don’t criticize. There is no need; it is none of your concern. If you want to follow Moon, then you have to think about it. Others are following—let them think. Why should you take their responsibility? Why should you have any power over others? If somebody decides to follow a fool, that’s his decision—and he has the freedom to follow the fool. Forced—even if you are following the greatest wise man in the world, a Buddha—then too it is ugly, because it kills your freedom. With your own choice if you follow a fool, it is beautiful. My emphasis is on your freedom. And people who are against Moon, why are they against Moon? The same reason why people were against Jesus—because if Moon’s influence grows then more and more Christians will be disappearing. They will become ‘Moonites.’ These people are against Bhaktivedanta, the Hare Krishna movement leader, because more and more people are becoming Hindus; Christians are disappearing. These people are against Maharishi Mahesh Yogi because more and more people are dropping their Christian prayer and starting TM. The same happens everywhere. Here people are against me because if you come with me, by and by you will not be a Parsee, and you will not be a Hindu, and you will not be a Christian—you will become a pure human being, a simple human being with no adjectives. So those who live with the adjectives, how can they just watch it? They are afraid, their establishment is eroding. They will try in every way. But I will suggest to them that if they really want that no one should come to me, they should remain indifferent. The more they are against me, the more they make me important. Their very against-ness helps many people to become interested in me. The best way for them will be not to be bothered by me, be indifferent. Let people come and let people find. If they find more nourishment with me than they were finding in their old church, in their temple, in their mosque, then it is for them to choose. If they don’t find any nourishment with me, they move away, they go on searching. But if people are against me then you start becoming defensive. Then your eyes become dogmatic, then you are in an arguing mood. You have to prove somehow that your master is right and is the only true master in the world. Then even if sometimes you see flaws in me, errors, mistakes, you bypass them. How can your master have any mistake, flaw in his life?—impossible. And you go on hiding. And by and by you become almost determined by the people who are against me. They talk against me, you have to talk for me. They help me in a way. This is my suggestion: there is no need to be worried—the world is vast, and everybody is free to choose, should be free to choose. If somebody feels that he is attaining something with Moon—and Moon may be wrong, as far as I know he is wrong—but even then if somebody follows him I am not going to distract the person. This is my attitude—that he is wrong. Even if he is wrong somebody may be benefited by him. Life is very mysterious—you learn by your errors also. I know many people, like Muktananda, who have nothing to give. It is a miracle that Muktananda can also become a guru. But still if somebody is following Muktananda, I will not say don’t follow him. I will say go headlong. Because that is the only way to find out, to figure it out. I will say, ‘Go headlong with open eyes; maybe this is how your life is going to grow.’ Nothing is wrong in it. Why be so much afraid? One learns from fools as much as from wise people, and one learns from pseudo-gurus as much as from authentic gurus. They are part of one phenomenon. In fact, you get that which you deserve. Now there are a few people who deserve Muktananda. What to do? They have earned Muktananda through their lives; many lives of karmas and they have earned Muktananda. Now who am I or who are you to prevent them? Why? They deserve, that is their growth, they have to pass through it. One day Mulla Nasrudin came to me and he was very much worried and he said, ‘I would like to become a guru myself.’ I was intrigued. I said, ‘There are good opportunities. Why not? You try.’ He said, ‘Yes, that’s what I’m thinking. If Muktananda of Ganeshpuri can become a guru, why not I?’ And then he said, ‘Osho, there is one request. You supply me with my first disciple.’ A man was sitting by the side who suffered from an inferiority complex and he had seen psychoanalysts—Freudians, Jungians, Adlerians—and he had defeated all of them, and he went on suffering with inferiority complex. In fact he had become more skilled in it. The more he had been psychoanalysed, the more he had become skilful about it. In fact, he was enjoying it. So I told Nasrudin, ‘You take this man. Try—this man suffers from inferiority complex.’ Nasrudin took him away, sat with him, looked into his eyes, meditated a little, closed his eyes, and then told him finally, ‘I have good news for you. You have no inferiority complex, you really are inferior.’ Now there are people who really are inferior. They deserve Muktanandas, Moons, and that type of people. There are stupid people. What to do? Stupid gurus are also needed. Stupid gurus cannot disappear from the world unless stupid people disappear. It is a subtle economic law. Your demand has to be fulfilled, somebody from somewhere has to supply goods that you need. People think as if it is only just Moon or people who are exploiting. No, you want to be exploited, you cannot rest unless you are exploited. People think that followers are innocent. This is nonsense! You cannot exploit an innocent man. They are cunning, the followers are cunning—then they are exploited by more cunning people. An innocent person cannot be exploited by a cunning person, because innocence is so pure; in that purity he will immediately see that this whole thing is nonsense. You cannot exploit an innocent person, you can exploit only a cunning person. I was staying in a town. Mulla Nasrudin deceived somebody. He said he could double rupees just by magic, and he showed the trick. He doubled a one hundred rupee note. It was just a trick but the person was impressed. So the person brought all, whatsoever he had. He was not a very rich man, but whatsoever he had—ornaments, gold, precious stones, money—whatsoever he had he put before Nasrudin. Then he played the game and he disappeared with the whole lot. Now the man came to me and said, ‘Why do you allow such cunning people with you?’ I said, ‘You are cunning—that’s why he could exploit you. You wanted your money to be doubled without any effort—that’s why he could exploit you. If you were innocent, how could you be exploited? Your logic and his logic were not different. What were you expecting from him? He exploited your greed. He exploited because you were ready to be exploited. Can’t you see the whole nonsense of it?’ I told him, ‘If it is in my power, then I will send you both to the jail, because you are a participant. He alone is not responsible. In fact, his responsibility is secondary to you. If you were not ready how could he exploit you?’ So don’t call those people sincere, innocent, who are exploited by cunning people. No, they must have some cunningness in themselves; they must be looking for shortcuts for nirvana. Then anybody can exploit you. Somebody comes and says, ‘This will do. Just a mantra—you have to repeat it twenty minutes in the morning, twenty minutes in the evening, and you will attain to perfect bliss.’ Now he is delivering something so cheap—you call it Transcendental Meditation or something, whatsoever you want—and if he asks a hundred dollar fee what is wrong in it? And you say this man is exploiting. He is not exploiting your innocence; innocence cannot be exploited. An innocent man will understand—‘How is it possible? Just by uttering ‘Rama, Rama, Rama’, twenty minutes in the morning and evening and you become enlightened?’ Be reasonable, and if you are unreasonable and he asks a hundred dollar fee, he is asking simply something that fits with your logic. And you pay the hundred dollar fee, and then you think that he has been exploiting you! Nobody can exploit you unless you are ready to be exploited, nobody can deceive you unless you are ready to be deceived. The responsibility is yours, so be alert, be reasonable. Don’t be a fool, otherwise somebody is bound to—somebody is bound to become your guru. And then don’t go on shouting and crying and making a fuss about it that you have been exploited. You wanted to go to nirvana very cheap. Always remember—you fall into bondage because you want to become a slave. You cannot remain free, that’s why you fall into a sort of bondage. But it is you, otherwise nobody can imprison you. You are afraid of freedom, you are afraid of growing, you are afraid of facing life as it is. So from somewhere or other, sometimes from Korea—Moon comes from Korea; sometimes from India—Muktananda comes from India; sometimes from Japan… and of course these people have to come from the East because the East has the credit of being religious, spiritual. Just in the same way, if an engineer comes from Germany he has more prestige in India; a doctor comes from England, he has more prestige in India. The Indian doctor may be as educated as the English doctor, but the English doctor has prestige—he comes from the world of science, he has an aura. It is just as if you have a watch, an Indian-made watch, HMT watch—it is an ordinary watch, made in India. If you have a Swiss-made watch, it has an aura: imported. The same happens as far as religion is concerned. In America you need imported gurus and India has nothing else to export. So we are exporting in bulk. They carry an aura. Here it is difficult for them to find disciples. But they come from the East, the world of the rising sun, they come from the fabulous East, the land of Buddhas, Mahaviras, Krishnas—they carry an aura. Just very ordinary people with no talent, with no genius, with no intelligence, but they can just sit there and things start happening. And then you think they are doing something. You are hankering that something must happen to you and nothing is happening. The West is very much bored; something should happen. Now you have everything that you always needed, desired; all material things are there. Now for the first time the West is becoming aware that something spiritual is needed, a spiritual need is being felt. It always happens—whenever a society becomes very rich and affluent, only then the religious need is felt. A poor country cannot become religious howsoever it may pretend. It has never been so, it cannot be. I am not saying that a poor man cannot become religious. Individuals can be exceptions—a Kabir, a Nanak—but poor societies cannot be religious; their basic needs are unfulfilled. Religion is a very high need. It is as if you are hungry: who thinks in that moment of listening to beautiful music? When you are hungry you need bread, you don’t need music. Beethoven won’t do, Mozart is meaningless when you are hungry. When you are hungry, starved, naked, what to do with Shakespeare, Goethe, Kalidas?—it makes no sense. When your basic needs are fulfilled—your body is healthy, you have a hygienic world to live in, a good house, good clothes, good food, nourished—suddenly you feel that you need something of the aesthetic world—music, art, poetry. You become interested in Picasso and Van Gogh, and you become interested in Pablo Neruda—and a thousand doors open. When your aesthetic needs are also fulfilled, when you are getting bored by Beethoven also, Mozart also, then suddenly another door opens—the door of the Buddha, Krishna, Christ. That is the highest need. When every lower need is fulfilled then spirituality arises. The West has fulfilled its lower needs. Now suddenly a desire has possessed it; a passion for the ultimate is being felt all over the West, particularly in the new generation—a tremor, a longing for the unknown. It is a very critical moment. In this moment there will be many people who will exploit this need, because the West is like a child—a child in the world of spirit. They don’t know what is what. They just have a need, that’s all they know. And whosoever comes and says, ‘I can fulfill your need,’ whosoever is clever enough at least to pretend, you will follow him. But this is natural. Sooner or later you will be finished with Moons and Muktanandas. Because sooner or later you will see that they promise but they never deliver. How long can this go on? And then only will you become interested in true masters—Krishnamurti or Gurdjieff or Raman. Then you will start getting interested. But this is natural. In the beginning it has to be so. You don’t know what real roses are, so people who bring paper roses and plastic roses—you don’t know what real roses are, you don’t have any comparison—you simply purchase them. But how long can it go on? That’s why I decided not to go to the West. Right now it is a supermarket. And there are so many people standing on their soap-boxes and shouting and selling and advertising, that it is futile. I decided rather to wait here because people who have been with Moon, with Muktananda, with this and that, and are finished, and have come to know that these people have nothing to give, are bound to come towards the East in search. I decided to wait for them here, not to go there. Because when a seeker comes, travelling so far, then his desire is very authentic, then he is risking much. He is risking his whole life. And it is better that he should have passed through the super-market, so he knows. If sometimes somebody comes to me directly I am not much interested in him because I know it is better he should pass through the right channel—Muktananda, Moon, etc. When he passes through all of them and then he comes to me, there is a sudden contact, an immediate contact. So in a way they help. Here are many people who have been in all sorts of movements in the West. This is good, a good training. You have some background, you have a certain gestalt, to judge. So the first thing… YOU TOLD US TO REJOICE WHENEVER WE SEE OTHER PEOPLE BECOMING SINCERE SEEKERS, AND IT IS INDEED A MOVING EXPERIENCE TO SEE NEW PEOPLE BECOME SANNYASINS AND BEGIN TO MEDITATE. BUT HOW ARE WE TO FEEL WHEN WE SEE REALLY BEAUTIFUL, SINCERE PEOPLE GIVING UP EVERYTHING TO FOLLOW DESTRUCTIVE, FALSE, SO-CALLED MESSIAHS WHO ARE ONLY USING THESE FOLLOWERS FOR THEIR OWN MATERIAL AND POLITICAL GAIN? Let them go. Help them to go there. Tell them to go to the very end. Sincerity, their search—if it is true they will come out, and they will come out more mature, less childish. They will come out more experienced. Nothing to be worried. Never prevent anybody if he is really going somewhere. Let him go. There is only one way to learn and that is through experience; there is no other way. And if you think that he may be lost, then he deserves to be lost, then that is what he needs right now. Nothing happens without your deserving it. Whatsoever happens you deserve it. Nobody can exploit you unless you were in need to be exploited. Nobody can make you a slave unless you were ready to become a slave and you were afraid of freedom. Nothing happens to you for which you were not hankering, for which you were not desiring, consciously or unconsciously. So it is your life and it is your freedom. It happened one night, the phone rang at four A.M. ‘What do you want?’ I shouted into the instrument. ‘Nothing,’ was the reply. ‘Then why did you call me in the middle of the night?’ ‘Because the rate is cheaper.’ That’s why I stopped keeping the phone in my room since then, because there are absurd people. Because the rate is cheaper—that may be the only reason they phone in the middle of the night. You go with Moon because the rate is very cheap. You go with Muktananda because the rate is very cheap. What do I mean? I mean they promise you something and they don’t ask you to be transformed. The rate is very cheap. They say God can happen to you without any change on your part; just do this mantra for twenty minutes. When you come to me it is not a question of twenty minutes, it is a question of your whole life. You have to change from the very roots. I ask for a radical change. You have to drop your old values, your old morality, your old concepts, your old world view. You have to almost die with your past, only then your future starts sprouting. I ask you to be crucified so that you can be resurrected. I am like a death, and that is what the meaning of sannyas is—you die in me and a totally new person is born. I’m not saying that your life will become easy. No, it may become more difficult. I’m not promising you rose gardens. One thing only I can promise and that is if you are ready to take the risk, there may be many more difficulties, but you will start growing. I can only promise growth. Growth is always hard, painful; you have to destroy and dismantle many things in you, and you have to learn new ways of being, new styles of life. It is painful. I don’t say you will become rich, as Maharishi Mahesh Yogi says: ‘If you meditate you will become successful, you will become rich.’ I don’t say that. In fact you may become more of a failure if you go with me. And you may never be rich if you go with me. Because if you go with me you will become less and less ambitious. If you go with me you will become less and less aggressive, less and less violent. Ambition is violence, the very effort to succeed in the world is violent. You may be a loser as far as the outside world is concerned. I cannot say anything about it. You may turn out to be just a beggar. But one thing I can say: you will be growing in, you will be enriched within, you will become more blissful. I don’t say more successful, I say more blissful. You will become more restful, you will be more relaxed. But I don’t say that you will have money and success and things like that. With me you will have to lose much, and with me the gain will be so inner that only you will know and nobody else will know. So you cannot exhibit it, you cannot show it to anybody. The gain is going to be very inner and very subtle and the loss is going to be very gross and very outer. Everybody will know that you are losing. Just the other night one Indian sannyasin came and said, ‘My whole ambition is gone and I am becoming indifferent to all success. I don’t even feel like struggling any more. I want to be in a deep let-go.’ I said, ‘Perfectly good. That’s how it should be.’ He was disturbed about one thing. He said, ‘But something is happening, and that is I am not even interested in meditation any more. I feel happy, silent, but I am not interested in meditation any more.’ I said, ‘That’s what one should expect finally—drop that too.’ About this he was a little puzzled—whether to drop meditation or not—because only through meditation has he come up to this point where he is feeling at home… so much so that all his desiring is disappearing. He wanted to cling to meditation. When I said, ‘Drop that too,’ his last barrier was broken. Now if you look at this person it will be difficult for you to see what is happening. In fact he may have looked more radiant to you before than he will look right now, because now he is so silent, his whole energy is so silent. You will not find him laughing; at the most he can smile—in fact that too he will have to do by an effort. Not because he is unhappy, he is simply happy. You laugh because of unhappiness. Twenty-four hours of unhappiness, you gather unhappiness, then you have to do something to get out of it—you laugh. But if a man becomes really happy then the very need for laughter disappears. It will be difficult to judge from the outside that something has happened inside in him—and a great transformation IS happening inside him. This is what sannyas is—he is disappearing from the world. For this transformation very few people are ready, and those who are not ready, they also need somewhere to go, somewhere to seek. They also need a guru, a master. Good, nothing wrong in it, but remember the dictum that you get only that which you deserve. They will find somebody. One politician used to come to me, and I asked him, ‘Why do you come to me?’ He said, ‘Just for your blessings. I have been trying hard, but for twelve years I have remained a minister and I couldn’t succeed in becoming a chief minister. Now every minister has his own guru, and I know only you, so I come to you.’ I said, ‘You have chosen a wrong guru. Go to Satya Sai Baba. You have chosen a wrong guru—because if you come too often here there is every possibility you will not even remain a minister. Don’t listen to me, to what I am saying, and don’t come close to me. It is dangerous.’ Since then he has disappeared. He must have got the point. With me you will fail in the world—of course very few people are ready to fail in the world. With me you can succeed in the inner—but very few people are mature enough even to desire for that. So there are so many grades of growth, so many types of people, so many centuries living together. Now a person who goes to Sai Baba and a person who comes to me are not contemporaries, cannot be. The person who goes to Satya Sai Baba because miracles are happening must be living somewhere two thousand years back, when these things were thought to be spiritual. These are just ordinary magical tricks. A Buddha is not known to have done anything like that. It would have been foolish. Two thousand years have passed: a few people have remained in that primitive state of mind. They go there. They cannot see simple things. There is no need to discuss about it—any ordinary magician on the street can do these things. But when a magician is doing these things you think he is just a magician. And when a religious person is doing these things you think these are miracles. They are the same things. Now Bangalore University has appointed a small committee of twelve people, and they have asked Satya Sai Baba to help them. They want to see the miracles done before the committee so they can see whether there is any scientific validity or not. He didn’t answer. Three letters were written from the Vice Chancellor—he would not answer. And when the Vice Chancellor released his letters to the press, then Sai Baba was very angry. Then he answered in a public talk, and answered in such an unspiritual way that it is unbelievable, ridiculous. He said: ‘These people are trying to fathom me. It is as if an ant is trying to fathom the ocean. These people are trying to pull me down. It is as if dogs are barking and thinking that stars will fall.’ Now this is very non-religious language, profane, not even gentlemanly. And if really you are doing miracles then why be afraid? Let them come. It will be a good opportunity for you to prove. Why not allow them? They will become your followers. They will beat the drum for you all over the world, that you are really a siddha, a miracle man. Why not allow them? Why are you afraid? They simply want to watch. Only one thing I have to suggest to the Vice Chancellor of Bangalore University is that their committee is not of the right people. In their committee there are professors of philosophy and psychology and science—physics, chemistry. These people cannot judge a magician, these people have no background. What has it to do with physics? These are simple people, very innocent people. They have lived in mathematics. The committee needs a Gogia Pasha, a K. Lal. Only then can these people be brought down to earth. A Gogia Pasha, a magician, is needed in the committee because he will know what Satya Sai Baba is doing. Every magician knows what he is doing. Professors won’t be of any help, professors are very poor people. What can they do? They don’t have any concept of magic. If you are going to find out the truth of a magician, take magicians with you. Only they will know. It is a very tricky world, the world of magic. Very great skill is needed. To deceive is not so easy; it is an art, a great art. But people are there; even if you expose Satya Sai Baba, that doesn’t matter—another Baba will arise because these people have a need. They will say, ‘Yes, that Baba was bogus, but this Baba is true.’ You go on exposing, it makes no difference, because you don’t understand that there is a basic need in people. Unless people are raised in their consciousness, Satya Sai Babas will continue. You can expose one Satya Sai Baba, another will be born. You can expose that one, another will be born, because people are in a real need. They don’t know any higher religion than that. All are not contemporaries. People coming to me are a totally different type of people. In fact they are a little ahead of their time; they will not be understood. That’s why when you go into Poona people cannot make out what you are, what you are doing. They cannot figure it out, because you don’t belong to this century. You have come a little earlier than your time. They cannot believe how a sannyasin can move with a girl, hand in hand—impossible. I am giving you something which will be possible only in the twenty-first century—one hundred years more are needed… when religion will not be anti-life, when religion will be life-affirmative… when religion will not be anti-love, when religion will be a tremendous release of love… when religion will not be anti-sex—because to be anti-sex is to be anti-life… when religion will be a total acceptance of all that life gives, of all the benedictions that life makes available. Then religion will be just a deep gratitude towards God. Whatsoever he has given, one has to move into it, love it, experience it, transcend it—but no anti-attitude. So when you go into Poona town people cannot believe that you are sannyasins; they have their own notions of the past. A sannyasin has to be anti-life, you are not. Now one of my old sannyasins, Paritosh, goes to the racecourse. What to do? And not only that, he is winning there. But good! I approve of it. I am not here to destroy your life, your enjoyment, your delights. I am here to enhance them, I am here to help you to become more flowing. To me, sannyas is not to take life very seriously—take it playfully. The racecourse is also part of life. And if you enjoy, it is perfectly good, nothing is wrong in it. So whatsoever one is following, remember, it may be a need to him. Let him go, help him, at least he is trying to find something. Some day we can hope he will find a place where he can bow, where he can surrender, and where he will not be exploited. And of course, if you start arguing, then people become defensive. It is just part of the ego of the disciple to defend the master. If somebody says anything against me, you simply feel it is against you. And it is natural, because you belong to me, I belong to you. If somebody is saying something against me you feel hurt, you start defending. And if he goes to exaggerations in his criticism, you go to exaggeration in your defence, and both become false. I have heard: The Puerto Rican couple had been married only three months when the wife gave birth to a bouncing baby girl. The proud grandmother was accosted on the street one day by one of her neighbours. ‘Hey, I see your Rosita just had a baby after only three months,’ smirked the neighbour. ‘You surprised?’ asked the new grandmother. ‘My Rosita is such an innocent. How would she know how long to carry a baby?’ Never argue, it is useless. Then you make the other person defensive, and then—extremes. Many people are simply going here and there because of curiosity. That too is good. Not to be curious is not to be alive. That too is good. But curiosity is not enough for spiritual growth. There are three words in the East: curiosity we call KUTAHEL. It is childish, you don’t put anything at stake. You just ask why the trees are green and then you forget about it. If nobody answers it you don’t go on thinking about it. Who created the world? Not that you are really interested—just a floating idea in the mind; not that you are ready to put your life for this question, that you have to find the answer. It does not matter. Then enquiry we call JIGYASA. Enquiry means now your curiosity is not just curiosity; it is taking deep roots in you, it is becoming a part of your life. You are not asking for asking’s sake, you really want to go into it. And then there is a third word, MUMUKSHA, for which no English equivalent exists. Curiosity is just amusement, enquiry becomes more scientific, mumuksha literally means the desire, passionate desire to know the truth. Curiosity will not take you anywhere else, you will remain a newspaper reader, that’s all. Every day you read the newspaper but it is just curiosity. Then you throw it. Enquiry can make you a scientific worker, a philosopher, a logician, but still it will not make you a religious person, a spiritual being. When your enquiry becomes so passionate—by passionate I mean when it becomes a question of life and death—when you cannot rest at ease unless you know the truth; when you are ready to die for it, for your enquiry, only then can you find a real master. So there are three types of masters: people who fulfil your curiosity, people who fulfil your enquiry and people who fulfil your mumuksha, your passionate desire to know the truth. It depends on you. Curiosity-mongers can go to Muktananda, Moon—that will do. They are never ready to commit, they are just spectators. And of course they get into many troubles. I have heard: A Jew was standing on a manhole cover jumping up and down and shouting, ‘Sixty-nine, sixty-nine, sixty-nine!’ A German came along and asked, ‘What are you doing?’ The Jew jumped off and took the German by the arm. ‘Here,’ he said, ‘you try it for a while.’ The German got on the manhole cover and as he started to jump the Jew grabbed the cover away and the German fell down the sewer. ‘Ha!’ exclaimed the Jew as he replaced the cover and starting jumping again. ‘Seventy! Seventy! Seventy!’ Curiosity is just like that. Somebody shouting, ‘Sixty-nine! Sixty-nine! Sixty-nine!’ and just in your mind an idea arises: ‘What does he mean? What is sixty-nine?’ Now you are no more… you have nothing to do with it. If you are really a little alert you will bypass. Let him say ‘Sixty-nine! Sixty-nine!’ Let him shout. Why should you get into it? But man is a monkey. If somebody is shouting, suddenly you become curious. What is the matter? That is how things are going. A Muktananda goes on shouting, ‘Kundalini! Kundalini! Kundalini!’ What is kundalini? Sixty-nine becomes seventy. So first you get caught and then it becomes very difficult to get out, because then it becomes an involvement with the ego. The seven-year-old was being taught the proper way to ask a girl for a dance. A half hour later he asked the teacher, ‘Now, how do you get rid of her?’ It is very easy to ask a girl to dance with you; the real problem arises in how to get rid of her. It is very easy to fall in love, the problem arises when you want to get out of it. You had never really thought of all the implications. When you go to somebody you may be just going for curiosity’s sake. Some friend goes there, your neighbour goes there and they say, ‘Baba is incredible!’ So you have to go—sixty-nine! Then you have ambitions, then you have illnesses, then you have a pending law suit against you in the court, then you have a thousand and one problems. And when you go to the Baba and there are people who say that he is a miracle, he can create things out of nothing, then your desire becomes aflame. ‘If he can create things out of nothing, maybe he can help me for my court case, or he can help me for my disease to disappear, or he can help me for my ambition, for my success in life.’ Then you are caught. And then others start saying that you are going to a false messiah. Then you defend, it becomes your ego problem. You?—how can you go to a fake messiah? When you go there the messiah has to be true. You cannot go; you are such an intellectual person, so intelligent. How can you be caught by a false messiah? Impossible. Then you try to prove that he is not false. Now you are getting into a trap on your own. And one day it will be very difficult to get out because then you will be swallowing your own thing that you have spat. You have been saying that he is the greatest master, then one day you want to leave. Now how to leave? It goes against your own assertions; ego becomes involved. One thing only I would like to say: go wherever you want to go, don’t get egoistically involved. Remain alert, watchful. If you can learn something, learn. If you find that there is nothing to learn, then be ready to leave. There is no need to leave with a grudge. There is no need to leave him only when you start being against him. There is no need to be an enemy—simply leave. Because to be too much in attachment is bad, and to be too much full of hatred is bad also. You go to a person; whatsoever you can learn you learn. If you feel that this is the home, you have arrived, then good for you. If you feel this is not, then leave, and thank him for whatsoever he has done for you. Maybe he has not done anything, but at least he has made you aware that you can become a victim of somebody who has nothing to give. Next time you will not become a victim so easily. Thank him for that. Three logicians were standing under one umbrella. ‘This is terrific,’ said one of them. ‘None of us are getting wet.’ ‘That is because it is not raining,’ said one bystander. There are many people who think they are happy because of the Baba, because the Baba’s blessing is making them happy. They think Baba is like an umbrella. But first look whether it is raining or not. This is my experience: if a hundred persons come to a Baba, fifty will become hangers-around. Fifty will leave, because those fifty will not feel any fulfilment, and these fifty will feel some sort of fulfilment—not because of the Baba; it is simple statistics. If a hundred ill persons come, almost fifty percent will be helped. Not because of the Baba; if they had not come then too they would have become healthy. They simply become healthy because it is not raining. You go on distributing anything—just water. You try it. You can just go and sit under a tree and start distributing water to people. Within a week you will see many people are hanging around you. What has happened? Many will start saying that you are a miracle: ‘I had a headache for many years, that disappeared.’ Somebody says he had a stomach ache and it has disappeared. And you will be surprised, but by and by you will see that things are working so you will become more confident. When you become more confident, things will work more. And these people who will hang around you because they have been helped, they will create an aura around you. Whenever a new person comes, they will say, ‘Certainly it is going to happen, absolutely it is going to happen. Look—to all of us it has happened. This man had a headache, and this man had a stomach ache, and this man was suffering from this and that man was suffering from that. We have all been helped.’ This creates a sort of deep suggestibility. When so many people have been helped then why not you? You become hopeful, faith arises, and then the water works. These are simple auto-suggestions that work. And then things go on growing. It is just like a snowball rolling on snow. Just by rolling more snow collects around it—it goes on bigger and bigger and bigger. Human stupidity is tremendous, and man has lived down the ages in such ignorant, stupid ways, unintelligent ways, that it seems natural. Nobody understands how things work. Still science has not been able to know exactly how things work, but the basic things are known. How do things work?—they work through faith. Nobody is working, nobody is doing anything, just your own faith. Jesus is true. He again and again says… People come to him—they are healed and they want to thank him, and he says, ‘Don’t thank me. Your faith has healed you.’ He is a true man. He says, ‘Don’t thank me. I have not done anything. Your faith has healed you.’ And these Babas also don’t understand. They are as much mystified as you are mystified by what goes on happening. Mulla Nasrudin had been out speaking all day in an election campaign and returned home late at night, tired and weary. ‘How did your speeches go today?’ his wife asked. ‘All right, I guess,’ the Mulla said. ‘But I am afraid some of the people in the audience did not understand some of the things I was saying.’ ‘What makes you think that?’ his wife asked. ‘Because,’ whispered Mulla Nasrudin, ‘I don’t understand them myself.’ Just watch how your mind functions: how your mind tends to be superstitious, how your mind tends to be egoistic, how your mind tends to be defensive, rationalizing. Just watch that. The real work is to be done inside your mind. Don’t be worried about Moon and others, you just think about your own mind, and by and by clarity will come to you. Understanding the mechanism of the mind, one becomes freed of that mechanism. Becoming aware, one goes beyond the mind, and that state of beyond the mind is the state of freedom. Then you cannot be exploited, then nobody can enforce you into any sort of imprisonment. Then nobody can deceive you, befool you.

Osho (The Discipline of Transcendence, Vol. 1)

#osho #moonies #cult #guru #seeker #false master #follower #disciple #sincerity #stupid #exploitation #cunning #cheap #needs #deserving #risk #loser #miracles #curiosity #lbotca

[the-burd-lord]

Velvette redesign and rewrite!

Out of all of the redesigns she’s the one I changed the most. I originally started making her redesign before the actual show came out, so I mostly went off of her bare bones wiki description. Mainly the fact that she makes love potions, which I incorporated more into her design (although I’m still trying to find a good balance without making it obvious).

I changed her from being a doll into being made out of chocolate and various types of candy to fit with her new position. The vibe I was trying to go with was mint chocolate and sour candy, which probably doesn’t show much in the design. And although it’s not shown much in these images, most of her outfits would probably be centered around some kind of candy or dessert.

Loosely based on Sour Belt Cookie and Chocolate Bon Bon Cookie from Cookie run.

Still working on better colors, but her color palette is mostly going to be green to complement and contrast Valentino’s mostly red palette and Vox’s blue palette. Especially since it fits with the new nerdy personality and position I’ve rewritten for her.

On that note of new position, she’s a social media influencer with her own makeup and clothing brand. She’s built up this false persona of being a ditsy air-headed fashion guru, whereas she’s actually a brilliant chemist who commits frequent assassinations with makeup products. Along with also running a food processing plant in gluttony where she’s able to secretly test different chemicals and potions on her unwitting employees.

There’s also her relations to the other Vees. She’s the closest with Vox as they both have an understanding of technology, and Vox is always curious to hear about her scientific endeavors. Especially if it will mean more profit. She also helps Vox with his upgrades and repairs, since although she doesn’t know much about the inner workings of pcs or tvs, she is the only one he trusts not to kill him. And it’s shaky trust at that.

Overtime Vox does learn to genuinely trust Velvette and they build a friendship of sorts by just annoying each other with whatever scheme they’re trying to pull for the week.

They are both on shaky terms with Valentino. Velvette is able to distance herself from him and only keep their relationship to a professional standard, unlike Vox who has to act like his on-call handyman at times. She uses her schemes as an excuse to distance Vox from him.

Definitely going to workshop her design a bit more, but this is the general gist of her redesign and rewrite.

Also it should be noted that my design for Valentino is outdated, going to post about his redesign and rewrite tomorrow.

#hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin rewrite #hazbin redesign #character redesign #sketch dump #digital sketch #character rewrite

[otomefiend]

Alfons Sylvatica

Story Event: Black Wedding. A false vow to a dark bride.

Chapter 1

As per usual, it's a quick translation hence mistakes are likely.

~~Part 1~~

Alfons Sylvatica was wicked and insincere, nightmare of a guy.

Even nowadays, he would still confuse me and drive me crazy.

Alfons: "I'm bored. Would you like to get married, little miss Robin?"

Kate&Elbert: "....."

Temporarily rendered speechless, we sat in silence gently rocked by a carriage on our way home from a mission.

Kate: "Huh?"

Elbert: "....?"

Alfons: "Hello, didn't you hear me? I said let's get married, Kate."

(I guess hearing it twice invalidated the possibility of it being just a figment of my imagination)

Kate: "... what do you mean by that?"

Alfons: "Look, lately the Crown has been busier than ever, right?"

Alfons: "As a result, nobody wants to play with me. I'm feeling bored, so bored in fact I feel like I'm going to die."

Elbert: "...do you have a condition that kills you if you're bored?"

Alfons: "Yeah, it's very serious."

(Once again with his inappropriate comments)

Kate: "I'm not asking you why you're bored, I'm asking you why you want to get married."

Alfons: "Oh, pardon me. The reason I offered to marry you一"

~~Part 2~~

Alfons: "Oops, it looks like we've just arrived. Time's up, what a shame."

Alfons: "Your next step, visiting the Queen's aide. That's it for me, bye."

Kate: "Wait a minute, Alfons!"

Fluttering his wet coat like raven's wings,

he disappeared in an instant.

Kate: "... it's way too early for you to run away."

Elbert: "...? I'm not sure what's going on.."

Elbert: "... but good luck."

~~~

To solve the mystery of Alfons' words, I had to rely on Victor.

Victor: "Ahaha, jeez he's so irresponsible, and cute."

While laughing cheerfully, he proceeded with an explanation.

Victor: "Recently, there have been several incidents in which lovers went missing."

Kate: "Disappearances... Do you think―"

Victor: "Yes, we suspect they're being murdered."

While pursuing the truth, William and Victor came across a group called "Amour".

Couples that approached them, lured by the promise of "eternal love", were their target.

There was no doubt of the group's involvement in the murders themselves.

Victor: "It's highly likely that the person orchestrating the killings is the so-called "guru" of the organization."

Victor: "At least that's what we're trying to determine. Until now, we haven't been able to secure any convictions…"

(It looks like Victor and William haven't been able to reach that person)

Kate: "Any reason why you can't get in touch with the leader?"

~~Part 3~~

Victor: "The group only deals with couples that are in love with each other."

Victor: "They say they are performing a ritual, in the form of a 'wedding', to ensure the couple's eternal love."

Victor: "Apparently, the founder who seems to be at the root of the evil, only shows his face there."

I finally understood why Alfons came up with the idea of getting married.

Kate: "In other words, one needs to infiltrate the organization, be recognized as a lover, and have a wedding ceremony."

Kate: "The mission's aim then is to capture the "guru" when he shows up, right?"

Alfons: "Impressive! There's your answer, Kate! You're so very smart."

Kate: "Whoa, Alfons!?"

Victor: "Hey Alfons. I asked you to knock before you enter, didn't I?"

Alfons: "How disrespectful of me. I carelessly forgone my good manners."

Alfons: "Anyway, sticking out as the one who's free in the ever busy Crown..."

Alfons: "I'm the only one who could play the 'lover'. Hence, the 'marriage' offer, yes?"

Victor: "What do you think, Kate? Will you accept this mission?"

Alfons: "Indeed, what are you going to do?"

~~Part 4~~

Victor: "What do you think, Kate? Will you accept this mission?"

Alfons: "Indeed, what are you going to do?"

His teasing gaze was tinged with a hint of challenge, which made me instinctively blurt out my answer.

Kate: "Fine. I'll accept this job as part of my duties."

Alfons: "heh, what a spirited response. Then-"

Alfons: "Let's keep this enthusiasm going, isn't that right, Kate?"

~~~

A few hours later, we managed to infiltrate the church, which constituted the base of operations of Amour.

-as 'lovers', of course.

Alfons: "We met on the corner of the street. "

Alfons: "The moment we passed each other, we knew we were meant to be together! Isn't that right, Kate?

Kate: "Y-yes! That spark."

Alfons: "It didn't take us long to fall in love."

(He always has such a suspicious aura....)

(He's the right person in situations like this where one needs to deceive others)

The believers dressed in pure white listened to Alfons tell the story of our fabricated love.

Believer: "I understand that you want to achieve eternal love."

Believer: "However, unless you convince us that your feelings for each other are genuine, we cannot hold the ceremony."

(....there it is!)

There was 'something' we could do to persuade them we were a couple truly in love with each other.

(There is a high probability that we will be asked details about each of us)

(....no matter what we're doing here, even if we're pretending, we have to answer correctly)

Kate: "Then, what can we do to convince you?"

~~Part 5~~

Kate: "Then, what can we do to convince you?"

Believer: "A loving kiss would be a good start."

Kate: ".......ki."

Alfons: "If that's all you want, we're happy to oblige."

He wrapped an arm around my waist in a familiar gesture and lifted my chin with his index finger.

(....!)

Alfons: "A kiss with an audience is exciting, isn't it Kate?"

Alfons: "I'll make your knees go weak... now open your mouth."

(open your mouth!?)

His lips gradually came closer-

Kate: "Wait! O-one moment, please....!"

Kate: "Ah..."

Alfons: "....oh dear."

~~~

Alfons: "Thanks to certain someone, we're still on good terms with them and can continue our task."

Kate: "...I'm really sorry."

Alfons: "The lie that my lover was terribly shy has thankfully misled them."

Kate: "...really, really sorry."

Alfons: "And so you should. It was in bad taste to refuse my kiss. Poor me."

Kate: "Shhh, the believers might hear you..."

Our 'loving kiss' fiasco left us under suspicion.

We ended up doing voluntary work until the followers would deem us trustworthy.

Our task was to wrap sweets that would later be sent to the bazaar.

(I have to act like a lover at least a little to make up for it)

Alfons: "Though I wonder..."

Kate: ".....?"

Alfons: "Why would anyone care about a wedding like that?"

Chapter 2

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LET ME BE CLEAR, your emotions (energy in motion) ARE A MANIFESTATION. They cannot be the cause of any of your manifestation because the only thing that causes your manifestation is your mind.

So if your mind creates your manifestation what do you mean by that, you may ask? THE THOUGHTS(4D) that you are constantly thinking and your INNER DIALOGUE(4D) are the cause of your manifestations(3D).

Thoughts and inner dialogue are the same exact thing but please stop listening to those “gurus” that say “you need to feel those feelings of happiness and gratitude for it to work or that if you feel sad or mad it won’t work out.”

THAT IS COMPLETELY FALSE because your FEELINGS are the end results/a manifestation and it came from a THOUGHT/ INNER SPEECH that you were already thinking.

Example:

I know that my SP is obsessed with me but I have that disgusting feeling in my body that he doesn’t care about me because he ghosted me 2 days ago.

1. ALL CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEUTRAL, it doesn’t mean shit at all. YOU ARE THE ONE PUTTING A MEANING TO IT. Only you!

2. Because you don’t know that all circumstances are neutral you now say in your mind that oh my SP ghosted me for two days so now he doesn’t like me, he doesn’t give a fuck about me boohoohoo.

Stop fucking whining, bitching, and complaining! Why? BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE PUTTING A MEANING TO YOUR CIRCUMSTANCES!!

3. By whining, bitching and complaining you are telling yourself that that circumstance is negative and because of that stupid belief you attract more negative events. And you also tell yourself that your SP doesn’t give a fuck about you so what happens? HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU.

4. What should I do instead you may ask? Great question! Know that ALL CIRCUMSTANCES ARE FUCKING NEUTRAL, ALL OF IT. Once you understand that, know that your emotion doesn’t mean shit at all because that too it is the results of your thoughts. Your emotions are neutral too they have no meaning unless you put a meaning to it.

5. In manifestation (the law of assumption to be precise) you are the one creating your own rules only you so if you think a certain way, then you are always right I promise you. Make up your own fucking rules and stop listening to all those stupid techniques that makes you more depressed and anxious.

6. Keep telling yourself that your SP is obsessed with you, “Every circumstance is leading me to my manifestation NO MATTER WHAT” you are the most important person on this earth for him, he thinks about you 24/7. Don’t forget that your imagination is the only reality and that what you see in the 3D it is a reflection.

Just understand that you are the operant power, you manifest every single second of your life with the thoughts that you think and your inner dialogue. You are the one creating the rules I promise you your life will complete turn around.

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