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#family bonding?
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Dolores: So what does it eat?
Camilo: Updog.
Antonio: [starts breakdancing]
Camilo: Not yet. Wait until she asks what that is.
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a-gay-mushroom · a day ago
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Antonio: The floor is lava! Luisa: *helps Dolores onto the counter* Isabela: *kicks Mirabel off the sofa* Camilo: *lays on the floor* Dolores: ...Are you okay? Camilo: No.
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somequeerteen · 2 days ago
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Camilo: I play in a band, that's fun
Félix: I was in band once
*flashback*
Félix, Agustìn and Bruno: Y M C A
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vicki-toria-kristal · 19 hours ago
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*during random family meeting*
Abuela: Any questions?
Bruno: *raises hand* Can I please jump out the window-
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moxetranpoxe · 14 days ago
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Mirabel walking into the kitchen to Isabella on the counter:why are you on the counter?
Isabella:what?are you expecting me to sit in a chair like a hetero?
Mirabel:where the spider?
Isabella:under the counter.
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officalelizabethhamilton · 19 days ago
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my kids keep playing fortnite what do I do
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batfamily-recs · 29 days ago
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Bloom
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Summary:
“Ohmygod,” Steph blurted out, hand covering her mouth. Mottled bruising covered the whole left side of his face, and his eye was swollen shut, “What happened?”
“Do you mean existentially,” Bruce asked thoughtfully. “Because I was reading an excellent think piece by Doctor R. J. Pullmer on his ideas of a reality based community that argue--
“To your face,” Steph said exasperatedly.
“Oh. Bar fight,” Bruce said, laying back down and pulling the bag of peas back onto his face. He seemed disappointed at the turn the conversation had taken.
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Or, the one where Bruce has a black eye, Stephanie has a history project, and Damian has a bone to pick with his dad.
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My mom was making fun of me because I’m struggling with math but know how to do realistic/practical problems. (Struggling with math that has no context)
Example being a few weeks ago we were driving and the question came up of how many people would fit in a Walgreens. Which led to how many people packed like sardines? With adequate/realistic room? Or pack ceiling to floor? The chosen option was ceiling to floor. Further questions asked on wether they were willingly crammed in there? Dead? Alive? We went with dead.
Cue me searching up the average square footage of a Walgreens and average height of a Walgreens. Figuring out volume. More questions: are we keeping shelving in the store or is it just a completely empty Walgreens? We went with empty.
Now back to the people I don’t remember what I googled but lots of math later and I got the average volume of a human. Now more questions: are the people full body, cut up, or liquidized? Because this affects how many bodies can fit. After some discussion we choose liquidized. Then math math math and boom! We figured out how many people could fit in a Walgreens. I wish I remembered the number, and I definitely could figure it out again. But i’d have to google a bunch of information.
So like, you know, I can do practical problems
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collectingrobins · 6 months ago
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The list of my favorite things include: 1) hugs, 2) Dick and Damian’s dynamic duo.
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asklucinalowell · 4 years ago
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Lucina! I hope this letter reaches you in fair health. I, am a traveler of worlds and times, one you know very well, sending this letter from the near future. But I cannot say who I am, dear Lucina, for I am travelling under a new identity. I wish only to say, do not give up hope. You shall defeat Grima, and set the world right. And I, have worked out a deal along with two of our other friends and a... mysterious fellow from another world. But you'll find out about that soon enough. -Laslow
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Julieta, nodding sagely: We all have our demons.
Félix, carrying Pepa: This one's mine!
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a-gay-mushroom · a day ago
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Pepa: I lost Bruno. Julieta: How did you LOSE Bruno?! Pepa: To be fair, they are very small.
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somequeerteen · a day ago
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Mirabel: Can I borrow a pencil?
Isabela, looking at the screen: Are you kidding? You want a pencil? I'll give you a pencil.
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vicki-toria-kristal · 12 days ago
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Bruno: What if ducks threw bread back at you
Camilo: You’d have to duck
Dolores: I hate you both-
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moxetranpoxe · 13 days ago
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Dolores:hey camilo!want some leftovers?
Camilo:what’s that?
Dolores:how do you not know?
Camilo:because I’m not a quitter
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officalelizabethhamilton · 17 days ago
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Philip 1 and Philip 2 keep asking me if they can fight to the death to see which one is the ultimate Philip. @alexander-hamilton-official get your children please they’re going to kill each other.
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tizzymcwizzy · 8 months ago
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i am in incredible pain
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b4kuch1n · 3 months ago
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datloser07 · 2 months ago
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headcanon that Dolores would leave food out for Bruno
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astridbecks · 7 days ago
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i absolutely adore tiefling baby gwendolyn de rolo. please also consider: the de rolo sibling dynamics here can only be improved by vesper de rolo, who was probably conceived before/during the vecna arc, ending up as an aasimar due to vex becoming the champion of pelor while pregnant with her.
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